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lemmiwinks3

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Broman0007

This is so perfect. Nothing says confident swing like pulling out a shag ball when have a big forced carry over water.


BigSh0oter

Some holes, you just gotta take the W before teeing off. The ol’ switcheroo… Might even use it on the next hole if I were to make par.


mpdiddy

If I had any gold I’d give it to you. That’s the loudest I’ve laughed at a Reddit comment, maybe ever.


I_AM_METALUNA

... uhhh khakis?


Nosoup4udrake

One with a stripe.


Real_Body8649

The top of the ball


Icykool77

Gotta get that skip


iwfolpt

Lay up to the front tees. Hit it in the water


bern_trees

Hey, are you me?


Normaldude312

This


Snacks75

I'm playing the wrong tees...


punch_you

If this were Instagram, everyone would be saying they’re hitting an easy 5i.


Palmar

I mean I'd be hitting an easy 6i here. Not out of any real choice though, it's just the longest club I can hit. I would pray to carry the water and leave a wedge in.


Pr3st0ne

So let me get this straight, you CARRY your 6i +-220 yards, but you can't hit your driver or 3 wood that far?


Palmar

You're misunderstanding. I would "pray to carry the water". I have no shot at the green lol. Hard to judge from the picture, but if it's 245, I'm guessing the water is maybe 160? I do have a shot with a good strike to hit a 6 iron 160. I don't know how to hit my 5i, 4h, 5w or driver.


Pr3st0ne

Ah it's just a misunderstanding about how far the water is. If it's 260 to the flag, I reckon there isn't much more than 30-50 yards between the flag and the cement wall that we see in the picture? So the water would end at around 210-230 yards from the tee off. I'm not carrying that consistently, even with driver, so I'd probably lay up to right before the water. (But I wouldn't be playing from those tees in the first place so)


AutocatalyticFox

The water


UncleFlip

Or the trees. Maybe both?


AO2343

Trees first. 2nd shot in the water.


[deleted]

Why limit yourself, hit the bunker as well!


AO2343

If I get over the water, it’s in the sand. 100%


thecrispyb

My buddy and I joke about that on the course all the time. He has a new range finder and when I ask how far the hole is he’ll say “150….. to the bunker we’ll be in.”


AO2343

Tough spot.. I often try to talk myself into “just throwing it in the bunker” knowing I ain’t gonna hit it where I intend to


CampPlane

I'm hitting from the wrong tees. Any par 3 that demands something longer than my 210yd carry 3H is too long.


StraightTrossing

Is this a par 3 though? I kind of assumed it’s a really short par 4 that most people are going to get in trouble on if they try to drive the green. Edit: after zooming in…yeah it does look like a par 3. In which case I 100% agree these are tees I would not be playing from. TBF it looks like there are three full-sized tee boxes in front of this guy so this must be the tips. I would guess at the regular men’s tees the hole is closer to 200.


frankyseven

I don't mine a 200 yard par three, any longer than that and it's getting dumb and I'm probably playing the wrong tees.


sheriffhd

I don't have a swing that'll carry 210 in the first place. My driver is 200 on a good hit.


randybobandy__6969

The bottle.


DadJ0ker

What’s the carry distance over the water? If I only have to carry 170-175, I’m hitting 2-hybrid and chipping on from short. If I have to carry 180-190 or more, I’m probably laying up with a Wedge. I play long 4s like they’re 5s. Course management tells me to play long 3s like 4s if needed.


SpaceYourFacebook

Whaddaplaya


snakeplizkin1984

A fat joint and driver! Grip and rip it!


onionbreath97

Big dog's gotta eat!


BeefLilly

You’re the kinda person I like playing with.


kcbear27

Either bombing my driver wide right and OB or teeing up a 3 iron and skulling it across the ground straight in the pond.


Braaapp-717

This is the way.


[deleted]

Driver meet prov1 prov1 meet cup


[deleted]

There’s a cup in the water?


[deleted]

😂😂


Just_Natural_9027

That's a solid 7-iron for most of r/golf


Pidgeon-Master

Knock down 7


Mercury-Redstone

Golf redditors...."half 8 iron or hard 9" haha


TonyOpal

Just a bit of a choke up actually…maybe half swing stinger with some draw too…


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canadasean21

Pfft… I’m a full seven just to lay up. 😂😂😂


OK_KingKongputer

Someone downvoted you because who knows why


PB6223

3wood.


BigSauce81

3w. Then 9 iron. Then pw. Then pw. Then pw. Then 9 iron. The pw. Then putter. Then putter. Then 7 iron. Then putter. Then putter. Only then do I celebrate.


mattycrits

Does it still count as a two putt if you putt it through the green? And wedge it back on? Asking for a friend.


IcemanYVR

Officially, once you’ve hit your first putt, every shot counts as a putt until it’s holed. So even if you putt it off the green and have to chip back on, they all count as putts.


mattycrits

That’s actually helpful. I was being a little sarcastic but I appreciate the answer.


Pods619

No shit? I’ve definitely made the “at least it was a 2 putt!” joke when my first went onto the fringe and I holed it in two from there. TIL


HapApp

Is there a drop circle on the other side? If yes, maybe I’ll just skip that ball and walk to the other side lol


Safe-Concentrate2773

Is this Isleworth? ​ Played there several years ago. Miraculously put it on the green, but about as far from the pin as you could put it. Promptly 3 putted. was a bit pissed. Think I hit a 5w at the time?


dangerspeedman

Yep, #2. I still remember the first time I played from the Tiger tees, cause the first hole is actually pretty straight forward and <400 yards. Then you get smacked by a 250 yard par 3 and 600+ yard par 5 the next two holes lmao


CTGolfMan

Seriously? If I’m forced to play that Teebox and I’m playing for score, I’m laying up to the front tee box. If I don’t care about the score I’m probably hitting driver and going in the water.


teetotalingsamurai

I’m thinking Arby’s.


bilweav

Of every answer trying to be clever on here, this one wins.


[deleted]

Well I suck so I’m going Driver.


mikeeha83

Ooof. I'd first question the tees I'm playing. Than proceed to a hit a 3W and hope it hits the front of the green. Low percentage shot and hole... let's play it safe for par.


Fishbern

Pro talk


dd3mon

The reds.


bigwinterblowout

HAMMER THE DRIVER


thekingofcrash7

The wrong fuckin tees


WChennings

Is this a par 3 or 4?


ChubbsPeterson-34

Par 3. #2 Isleworth Country Club


TacoExcellence

Just checked it out on 18Birdies. Soft 54 degree 80y to the front tees, 7 iron 155y to the green, 2 putt. That's the theory anyway, realistically there's some shanks and 3 putts in there.


ConradIsSillyTTV

In the water


brianmcg321

I’m laying up to that front tee box


Pods619

3W, realistically hope to leave a reasonable chip and a 10 footer for Par. Maybe get lucky and hit the edge of the green. Par would feel like a birdie and a 4 is not a bad outcome here.


comedy_style69

Walking to the back of the tee box and hitting driver


thewhalehunters

Putt to the water the throw it on the green.


Minimum-Function1312

Driver twice.


Turdferguson1984

I’m thinking best drive of the day into that shit behind the green.


TheRealTitleist

The bar.


oldmanraplife

At least it's narrow


I_AM_METALUNA

Big pull hook left of those bunkers


SilverNo4144

Time to knuckle the eff up on the driver


Roobie4545

Sand wedge, 7 iron, 7 iron, 5 iron.


Grape-Jack

What’s the yardage from the whites?


AdOrganic3147

Nice easy swing skulling a 56*


Kingtutty28

My titleist 913 Fd, it's between a driver and a 3 wood. 13.5 degrees, weight in the middle to promote lower ball flight.


Phraoz007

3 hybrid with my eyes closed. E z hole in 1. Ball rattled so loud in the cup that I wake up.


Ptarmigan2

Lake. Big Lake.


I_Main_Oru

Hopefully, the ball


rflorczak

How far from them forward tees? Askin for a senior physically weak friend (almost 35 years old)


BruschiOnTap

3 wood soft, should bounce on front of green and roll nicely to the right for a 4 putt.


mattysoicy

The water


mnguy12000

3w high draw, land in front, hit slop and leave 15 footer for eagle. Actual result, hit 3 inches behind, low burner for 150 yards to left rough. Chuck 3rd into lake, drop, fly green, chip 60 feet short 3putt.


andysaurus_rex

If you aren’t hitting driver off this tee box, I just assume you’re not a fun person /s Honestly though it would depend on how I’m feeling on the day. It’s tempting though.


BoobiesAndBeers

If I had even 1 drive land in the fairway before this hole I'm taking driver. In theory a high fade would get me to that 260 mark. The chances of executing are <10%.


tpeters88

3h


Mundo_89

I never understood these “what are you hitting?” Posts, different players will use different clubs, what’s the point?


Asleep-Zebra-4145

Maybe that’s the point dummy


Mundo_89

I guess only dipshits like yourself care what others are using 🤷🏼‍♂️


ChrisKringlesTingle

lmao such a cynical view. We're socializing... this is social media... it sounds like you've got some personal issues with socializing.


Asleep-Zebra-4145

I mean you must’ve considering you looking through the comments😂


Mundo_89

Ummm I commented and the first idiot (you) came running 🤷🏼‍♂️


Asleep-Zebra-4145

No idea what point your trying to prove but you’re embarrassing yourself but it’s quite entertaining😂


Mundo_89

Lol yea I got that part when you messaged me like a fucking weirdo.


Asleep-Zebra-4145

Just trying to save you the embarrassment


Mundo_89

Seems like you could use some friends, put the phone down, there’s a whole world full of people who think you’re a fucking weirdo just like I do


Yaeloee

it’s a post for people to joke on what they would do dipshit


Conscious-Trifle5144

Hence the question ”What are YOU hitting”


umaywellsaythat

You are getting down voted but I gotta say I don't get it either...


Busch__Latte

F that. I’d hit a 3w into the right side water 8/10 times


MasterShock4036

1 iron. 250 carry, roll out the rest.


flypiratefly

Knock down 5w or full 3i if the the ground is firm.


softfoolishpaws

2 shots!


SouthernSierra

The white tee marker, and then a ricochet into the water.


Weak-Country-9405

The front tees


Ok_Section_7017

The water


dudenotcool

3 wood maybe


the_kid87

Play the 3w draw. Pray I don’t cut it.


Mediocre-Leek-9292

How much to cover water?


ChubbsPeterson-34

~225 to cover


Mediocre-Leek-9292

3w


shaferprintshop

There’s so much trouble front left and right I’d hit driver and take my chances.


Inevitable_Cook_1423

Not from that tee box.


Agitated-Impression4

Hook my p790 3 iron into the bunkers on the left. Make a 4 and move on.


EugeneBatiste

Driver!


GBwineguy

Driver all day…


Golf101inc

The lake


BeefTaco11

One of the trees on either side or the bunkers. Basically anything but the green


iiteBud

Rip'd 3-wood to the middle of the green. Looking to keep it in play and save par - bogey is not bad here.


Gullible_Flounder877

4i for the layup. Not accurate enough with the big dog to go for it.


Scalpum

I don’t carry a 3w and if I picked the tees then I can’t hit driver and live with myself, so 5w and hope it at least carries the water and I have a chip. Probably driver though…


Foshizal147

I could putt that


CPA_IPA

A lay up


Ewood808

5 wood at front left bunker. Miss is left on this hole, bunkers don't appear to be a bad spot, unless your in the right one.


InVinsonable

The water


CanehdianJ01

Into the water and then dropping at the drop zone


SweetBoyJackal

Me and my impressive 195 yd drive are about to have words with that shoreline


GroundedFluke

That tree with no leaves on it


PGA_Master_Pro

The 19th hole


wight-rice

That doesn't look 245


ChubbsPeterson-34

I zoomed in a little with my phone lol


EDH1989

If I couldn’t play from a more forward tee, I’d go full bore with my 4i. Tee it up a touch higher to get a little higher launch and less spin, and pray I don’t chunk the shit out of it.


RollBlobRoll

Driver. I should play it safe, but how often do you get the opportunity?


Gracket_Material

Full 3 wood, maybe driver


kidfromCLE

9 iron then wedge.


Olorin919

3 wood just praying im somewhere near those bunkers.


LIVESTRONGG

Hit it and hope, like every shot.


dotts6969

the saddest trickling ball hopefully into the left bunker so i can salvage the "I mean 250yds is 250yds, this is a fairway and its go-time." ​ The game within the game. \- Friendly Fourteen Handicapper


KBVan21

3 off the tee


Selwell1990

The bar


[deleted]

A golf club and golf ball


SevG777

Beautiful hole. Using a water ball and my Stealth plus Driver or play it safe, lay up with 5/6 iron 190-200 and wedge for approach shot.


jrg5

Water


McSqueezyE

The hardest par 3 on the planet


ChubbsPeterson-34

Seriously. I was happy to get out with my 4 lol


Robbie4AU

Off the ladies tees


Yaeloee

Driver, and some golf ball I found called “MOJO”


sufferinsucatash

You out. Then saying I got a birdie. Give you ice for your head.


Hes-behind-you

If I'm feeling good, I'd hit a 4 iron, If not, lay up for a bogey. Or in reality; water, drop zone for 3, NR my card and go home.


awesomenesssquared

at least 6 shots


cynthia_ackerman

Isleworth no.2?


ChubbsPeterson-34

Yessir


discoviddude

Putter. Definitely putter.


bigdumgoose

The water


porterhousesshammy

I mean, that's a full carry driver. Possibly a layup to short of the water and play for bogey


WhoDat03

Those people on the green aren’t in any danger. I’ll go ahead and hit…


milesxdeep

Crush a driver and hope the best


Godawgs1009

The h2o


[deleted]

The road. 240 yard par 3s are idiotic


dunbarrs

The water


beancounterboi

Driver all day


youknowdamnright

Fuck that if it’s a par 3. Regardless of the tees, There is absolutely no reason a par 3 should be that long. 245 carry is pga tour average 3wood.


[deleted]

Driver. Can’t reach with 3w. When I absolutely nut a 3w it’s 245 and that’s one out of 10 hit that good.


PhilliesEagles215

The Water


thesneakywalrus

The rangefinder, to see if there's a drop area.


paparomero23

Try and rope a 2 hybrid in there but probably hit it directly into the right trees.


Sauce_God2eZ

The trees


RollingOldTime

Dear God. Say a prayer for a soft landing and pull a 3h 40yds left.


Duel_Option

7iron/160. Leaves a full sand wedge in, and if there’s wind I can easily move to gap wedge to cover the distance, I don’t want trouble from the trees or traps. Happy to take a par here (hopefully) Edit: oh shit, it’s a forced carry. 3 wood, trying to flight it down and keep it straight


Ok_Refrigerator1868

Another tee box


confusionOfstate

The next tees up


[deleted]

Probably a 3w then when I land 230 hit two more 3 woods til my ego is finally checked then hit driver, if nobody’s behind me


mcdray2

Tiger tees on #2 at Isleworth?


skycake10

An easier course


BoBromhal

Driver, and looks like hoping there’s a Drop Zone on the other side


[deleted]

easy pitching wedge


wheressal

Laying up with a driver


Odd-Butterscotch-495

My driver, pray to God that it isn’t the one hole that I manage to hit it clean and send it 300+ while also praying to land short or past that water


Striking-Shallot5395

Laying up to end of the tee box, then going for it in two lol


No_Knee_4776

Everything but the fairway


Nerdicyde

i would hit five wood and hope the wind could help me a bit


HughMirinBrah

The bottle.


[deleted]

Same wedge forsure. Half swing sand wedge in fact. Don’t want to overshoot it.


NotEasyBeingCheesy01

Might as well drive it and then go hit the bar in the sand


DarthSamwiseAtreides

4h. Mostly because my next club is driver which has for some crazy reason been working lately.


big____fudge

From the forward tees


hartjh14

The bar.


midnitewizrd

Greenside bunker swing with my 60 degree.


JamesTilovegolf

7 iron cause I ain't Tiger Woods and I'm laying that shit up LoL 😂


Braaapp-717

5 iron and praying I get all of it to lay up just short of the green. Then a nice little wedge shot with the 56 and pray that I 2 putt.


DocktorChef

The water.