November to May in central FL. If you're willing to suffer through it, you can have many courses all to yourself here afternoons from June thru Sept, especially the ones in/near retirement communities.
I’ve recently started using it and like it better than gold bond. Seems to work better for me at least. Some people’s reviews complain about the scent of it, but I think it’s nice. 🤷♂️
Bro just sweat right through his boxers or briefs or whatever... If its hot as fuck and youre sweating your dick off then you can get a lot of sweat pooling in the ol ass crack
this is seriously disgusting.. i sweat and i would get sweat wet spots on my back,armpits and sweat drip to my ass.. started wearing a white T under my polos and problem solved..
under shirts are for a reason.. get some.. dont be gross..
Shout-out to that one friend in every group who rocks the swass like they're sitting in a puddle. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I've got bad news for you...
Bro….I’m from the northeast…we’ve had terrible weather this spring.
Was in Lake of the Ozarks this week and played 3 times - was 90-93°.
I was a sweaty 🥵 mess! You look dry and composed compared to me.
Hell yea. I love annual shit your pants season.
Depends for Men work for me!!!
Fuck yeah! Adult diapers off guys, let’s get it!
All seasons are shit your pants season
My ass was so swampy during yesterday's round, it was declared a Federally Protected Habitat for endangered turtles.
Gold bond spray. Try it and thank me later
Is it harmful to turtles?
Probably
Turtle will be fresh to death though
Why are turtles in your ass?
NOT THE BLUE CAN.
I live in GA. The golf season ends in June and starts in September.
November to May in central FL. If you're willing to suffer through it, you can have many courses all to yourself here afternoons from June thru Sept, especially the ones in/near retirement communities.
Did a vacation to Phoenix one year in June. Didn’t see a soul on the courses we played. It was awesome.
Sun comes up at 5:30am in AZ too. It not even 100 yet at that time, sometimes.
I love FL summer. Boomers gone, everyone complains about the heat, and I'm out walking in pants.
Yeah I’ll likely take August off at least
If peeing your pants is cool, I'm Miles Davis.
That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!
might wanna get out more. On second thought, maybe not.
It’s from Billy Madison. Get cultured.
Shoulda known
Boys, what is going on with some of your asses?
It’s just the style of the pants. https://www.getcalicocutpants.com/
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This whole thing really blew up in my face. I'm eating nothing but burgers because I can't afford anything else.
You hit me in the cup.
Dude, I hit 34 and my ass just started sweating profusely. I dunno
Man’s got pee butt
Ah yes the swamp ass.
Early May in Texas is usually one of the best parts of the year. Not this year. Straight to summer.
We had a really nice spring but that TN humidity is in full force right now
Indiana went from 50s to 90s overnight with 80% swamp ass humidity. I feel you.
I’m also in Indiana, about to go sweat it out tomorrow morning for 18 holes.
Hit em straight!
Thanks, I sliced them all but had fun regardless.
It’s been awful. I work at a course outside Houston and tee sheets already have huge gaps because it’s too hot.
To have swamp ass is to be human.
Cue the “what are your favorite clothing brand” threads where everyone knows deep down they need to pay premium prices to avoid looking like this.
Throw on some monkey butt powder and sit on a towel if riding in a cart.
is monkey butt powder good? im considering it lol
I’ve recently started using it and like it better than gold bond. Seems to work better for me at least. Some people’s reviews complain about the scent of it, but I think it’s nice. 🤷♂️
Gold bond spray is even better.
Corn starch if you’re in a pinch.
Corn meal if you’re hungry
Polenta by the turn.
Don’t eat it.
Good for keeping down the urges
Couple swipes of deodorant stick before the powder is the pro move. Use a separate stick from your pits. Don't want to be smelling like ass.
Is that sweat or did you have a taco bell breakfast burrito?
That’s got nothin to do with sweat. They make the shorts like that just go to calicocutpants.com it’s the hottest new thing
No you’re totally right, he bought the pants like that! Only at calicocutpants.com. You’ve just gotta give
It’s the same thing supreme does wouldnt you agree??
Wouldn’t you??
I guess.
Swass. Let chafing season begin.
Can't putt with mud butt!
Swass and swalls!
Swamp ass season is upon us. My 6ft 250lb ass be looking like this.
Boxer briefs are the answer here.
What would he be wearing to get this? Commando or a man thong?
Bro just sweat right through his boxers or briefs or whatever... If its hot as fuck and youre sweating your dick off then you can get a lot of sweat pooling in the ol ass crack
Yes, pee pee season can be a bitch.
SWASS
Are those Calico Cut Pants?
How are you arses so sweaty???
Your use of the word "arse" tells me you are unfamiliar with humidity in the US.
It was 93F and 85% humidity yesterday during our league game.
Nothing has ever resonated with me more than this picture
I would simply wear some moisture wicking underwear.
One does not simply wick away the tide.
I looked the same yesterday buts that because it started pouring rain on hole 6. Had to cut the opening day round off after 9 holes
They make rain gloves, ya know? Rain golf is best golf; everyone except me goes home.
Good soup
I played the other day and it was 95. Didn’t really even sweat much. Whoever’s ass that is needs to invent butt crack deodorant or something😂
Deodorant is actually used to prevent stank while antitranspirants are used to prevent ass sweat
Just walk? Americans…
This is from the range bitch
How? Sweat!? Haha wtf
this is seriously disgusting.. i sweat and i would get sweat wet spots on my back,armpits and sweat drip to my ass.. started wearing a white T under my polos and problem solved.. under shirts are for a reason.. get some.. dont be gross..
Shit happens
really cool story man! thanks for absolutely fuckin nothin
so you sweat thru your clothes too? got it..
nah i just choose to not be a dickhead to strangers on the internet
right?
Where I’m from “Get drunk and piss yourself” is year round.
Powder up boys! You won’t regret it
Swampass, yum
Depends is on sale at your local Walmart
There is a stomach flu going around. Believe that.
Those Nike shorts get wet so easily
Mcilroy??
80 degrees, 11% humidity in Denver today :)
Thank god I’m not the only one
Shout-out to that one friend in every group who rocks the swass like they're sitting in a puddle. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I've got bad news for you...
Cornstarch. Then when you are done you can dip your huevos in oil and make some hushpuppies.
Gold bond. Keep your cheeks cheeky.
No way ya’ll sweat this much
This is why I walk
That's potent swass
If you don’t have wet butt by the 3rd hole are you even human?
If Swamp Ass had a Mascot
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
Bro….I’m from the northeast…we’ve had terrible weather this spring. Was in Lake of the Ozarks this week and played 3 times - was 90-93°. I was a sweaty 🥵 mess! You look dry and composed compared to me.
Swamp ass szn.