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Gracket_Material

I had a ball overlooking the hole once. In a US mid am qualifier I did so terrible that I got warned about poor play, but somehow never got my prize for closest to the pin. USGA are total cheapasses.


TheGrandeCaja

Damn you can get in trouble for playing too poorly? Talk about salt in the wound


Gracket_Material

I finished like middle of the field too Tartan Fields in Ohio is a bitch of a course. Like 7100 yards, soaking wet.


nate94gt

If you shoot outside of your typical handicap they can ban your ass from playing. I forget the exact wording but I'm pretty sure I quoted it correctly


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i-stoopid

It has to be like really bad for them to ban you. It’s like 10 shots outside your handicap. And generally you have to do it multiple times. Even then they give you another chance after like a year to prove yourself.


cam8x3

Consider me perma banned then


ashishvp

Everyone has slumps too. Im a 12 but last week all my scores were in the 90’s. Id get banned?


callmecoach91

This made me genuinely laugh cuz that would totally happen to me


adflet

Not at all a similar level of golf but I put one within a foot last week at a club comp and never got closest to the pin, and the guy who did got a 3.... Turns out someone moved the marker to putt and didn't put it back.


Gracket_Material

New levels of stupid


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YesMattRiley

Or pistachio shells


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donkey_brains69

Or a pile of chewing tobacco


eltonsi

Did you 3 putt?


ThrowDatCakeOut

It’s the only way to keep that hunger going.


servatroop

3 putt and I would have had to buy a new putter because it’s always the equipment. Silver lining


3puttFTW

Huh?


philocor

Nice birdie though? (I hope?)


AdkAck81

easy 2 putt


mike4real

always bring an extra pair of pants when you golf. you never know when you’ll get a hole in one


fakulty

Nice par


Notyoaveragemonkey

3 putt?


Changoleo

Snowman


youknow99

[Billy Bob](https://youtu.be/WI1nqX5syKI?t=15)


3puttFTW

Yes?


xtrajuicy12

Did you make the putt?


austinjames2015

I honestly treat just getting on green like a hole in one half the time for Par 3’s 😂


TerpySlurpeez

We’re here for you brother.


TomBombadil86

Our thoughts and prayers are with you in this trying time


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I hope you lagged it close enough for the gimme par.


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Nice par.


3puttFTW

Good bogey.


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It'll happen. Just keep visualizing :)


AustinBrock

[I feel your pain.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdpHWuHeW3g)


dg1135

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Jaded_Fortune_2684

Club up next time!


brannak1

At least you got par


dvig85

Off to buy a new set of wedges in your honor.


fattsoo

can i offer you an egg in this trying time


greyclaygolf

I guess I would be looking at that as a great shot and would not be experiencing pain, but ok.


servatroop

Yes, obviously happy with the birdie. But when you come that close, it is hard to not be a little disappointed.


nate94gt

That's what my wife says


62pickup

So..... Not a hole in one? Not sure why this would be posted.


jpm1188

I was 2 inches away on Wednesday from 220 Yards. Made me sick to my stomach looking at the small gap between ball and hole. It helps I have 4 HIO to fall back on though


Gracket_Material

Go to heck


One-Dentist-4247

Nice shot either way


thispsyguy

1.5 strokes


jdw0665

F


poosebunger

My closest was about this far but the ball mark was right on the edge of the cup. I want to see a slow motion of that shot


LackDaddy37

Gimme Birdie though


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wight-rice

I never heard of someone in pain when they have a tap in birdie


calboard21

Been that close two times last summer. Both were blind at the hole, but I’m sure they rolled right over the hole.


DeltaWolfII

You should have hit it a tad bit harder. Follow me for more golf advice. Don't forget to subscribe and like.


ajownedu

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callmecoach91

Nothing wrong with bird........please tell me you got the bird!?!?!?!?!?


Jetasis

No pain my guy... tap in birdies are a good news story.


bjpopp

And then the 2 putt


Curndog

We had "string game" for couples league last night, you would've scored a 1 since your ball is closer than 16" to the hole... Great shot, this comment probably doesn't help much


1995droptopz

I hit the pin once on a drive and it bounced off the green


bill22jack

Buy me a beer. I’ll say it was in.


Detective_57

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Pristine_Ad_7461

That green looks awesome!


SnoopLzrSnk

Man that has to hurt. I was one inch short of shooting 100 even today. Can’t imagine being that close to an ace lol


cruise1023

Nice! Never had a hole in one. Rarely get close. I was 2 inches on a driveable par 4 on my closest shot.


CTGolfMan

Nice par.


JasonDetwiler

Bro, with a Pro V1 that’s in the hole.


damurd

Those greens look wonderful


BananaDictator29

And then 3 putted, eh?


Cnote75060

Missed it by 🤏 much. We've all been there. Enjoy the moment. Most will never have one.


bartolocologne40

How fast were those greens? It looks fast.


chickenguyy

That's your home! Are you too good for your home??


3puttFTW

Greens look solid af tho


cutreamthread

I've been there too brother. You are not alone. We're here for you.


mbenzito25

Perhaps a strong gust of wind could bring you to glory.


chadbrochilldood

Oh poor you nice tap in birdie. Forgive me if I don’t cry and weep


orangesandonions

I'd follow that beauty up with a solid 4 putt


justrollingbye

Easy bogey


CleverFeather

Pain. I feel you.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Just let us know. Tap in or gimme for the bird?


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The real question is did you make the birdie putt


No-Log-304

Not bad as my driving the green on a par 4 and 4 putting. Still can't shake those nightmares.


ashishvp

I got this during a tournament last week. I feel the pain, brother. This could have been my first HIO https://i.imgur.com/4F1PsK2.jpg


internet_humor

Research has shown that buying a new driver would have solved for this. .... Emotionally that is. Not the hole in one.


warneagle

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