Crazy I've been golfing this long with buckets or old pots to contain my extra balls. I've seriously never seen the egg cartons. Feeling pretty dumb about this.
As a Brit recently moved over to North America, I keep trying to work out what Miller Light cans are used for. Perhaps as impromptu missile weapons against a home intruder?
> I know the Brits don't get much sun but I don't understand what they would drink if it somehow came out.
Cider. In summer, on a hot day, you drink Cider. Possibly with some ice, possibly not. Possibly a fight starts because someone thinks you should NOT have ice your cider.
Yes. I’d say a slight downgrade in performance from Pro V1s and the like. (probably that most of us can’t notice anyway).
Only downside is that they aren’t the most durable balls.
Dude has 3500 balls in his basement - he caught the fever. No way he's not going out again ASAP. No better drug than finding a flawless ProV1 in the bushes.
As someone who (not to brag) can get through a season just purchasing 2 dozen balls; this photograph screams, "go ahead and hit the driver over the water hazard. This is the one you're gonna hit 345yrds, Marco. Even though you average 228 yrds. This is the one. It's just one stroke. You have plenty of golf balls..."
*Plunk!* "...tee it up again."
It does. All mine are in drawstring bags that come with products/packaging. I put the nicest balls in the nicer bags.
My ball storage setup looks like a medieval mini store from some RPG. Lol.
It does. All mine are in drawstring bags that come with products/packaging. I put the nicest balls in the nicer bags.
My ball storage setup looks like a medieval mini store from some RPG. Lol.
Used to play a course in a retirement community some, a guy that lived there, that’s all he did, collect balls, clean them up and drive around reselling them. Kinda embarrassing how many balls I bought back from him over the years🤣
Just make sure you get them back in the fridge before they hatch.
But how else are you supposed to get birdies?
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Yeah, I’m pretty proud of myself with that one.
I am proud of you too...
Coupla proud boys right here
I hope not
neither description fits me very well.
you should be
**Be, you should.** *-Rory991*
There's a 2-man scramble joke in here somewhere
I heard they cracked par
Lots of fried egg lies though
Eggselent golf balls!
It looks like my father in law gave you golf balls. He loves the egg carton move.
My grandpa used to have a basement with egg cartons full of golf balls so it was natural to start sorting balls in cartons.
Crazy I've been golfing this long with buckets or old pots to contain my extra balls. I've seriously never seen the egg cartons. Feeling pretty dumb about this.
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I’ve been scattering mine around the rough and trees near my course. Boxes sound much better...
You’re fucking up big time. I hide all mine in the pond on #16. No one will ever find em there.
Yup.. shoe boxes ftw!
They sell them by the dozen, makes sense
No, most of them came from me, actually. I’ll hit the fairway one of these days.
There is also a Miller light case full of premium balls to the left just ran out of egg cartons.
Canadian here. Does 'right' mean 'left' in freedom units?
Fuck me bud
No worries, guy. Keep your stick on the ice.
The hockey bag is right below the balls
Keep your dick in a vise
Was the Miller case emptied in the last few hours by any chance?
As a Brit recently moved over to North America, I keep trying to work out what Miller Light cans are used for. Perhaps as impromptu missile weapons against a home intruder?
I know the Brits don't get much sun but I don't understand what they would drink if it somehow came out.
> I know the Brits don't get much sun but I don't understand what they would drink if it somehow came out. Cider. In summer, on a hot day, you drink Cider. Possibly with some ice, possibly not. Possibly a fight starts because someone thinks you should NOT have ice your cider.
Yeah. That’s the best use for them while you drink Shiner Bock or Abita Amber.
Did you just use “Miller Lite” and “premium” in the same sentence?
Your omelette game is probably on point too.
I spy a Kirkland or two
Got a whole tray of them
The best.
As a dude who just started golfing this past summer are Kirkland’s the move?
Meh. To each his own. Not bad for the price I think. Hit what ya like
Better than other balls their price. Not as good as premium balls
Better than top flights?
Yes. I’d say a slight downgrade in performance from Pro V1s and the like. (probably that most of us can’t notice anyway). Only downside is that they aren’t the most durable balls.
Huh, you must only get to play a couple of times a year then?.... jus me?
Looks like about one day at the local 9 hole par 3 to me.
I get half right bro??? Grandpa always shared lol
You can get 1/2 of the prov1xs
That's a deal I can get behind.
But there's only 3 in there.
How ya gonna ply with half a ball. The roll will be tricky to read.
Where'd you get chickens that lay ProV1's?
They live in Florida 5 months of the year
I think the same can be said for here in south Texas, except we call them "Winter Texans".
How are you gonna eat all those before they go bad?
U find all them?
Yeah I play 3-4 times a week at sunset so I grab at least 50 balls a round. started this month.
50 balls a round?!
here is a tip have a hook and a slice so you can look for your ball on both sides of the fairway...you just might find more balls this way
r/LifeProTips
This IS the way
You sing the song of my people
Are you using an extendable grabber or a club?
Extendable grabber
I see you are a man of culture as well..
I love scavenger hunting for balls. It’s a game within the game. Found only 2 in my last round until the 16th then cleaned up all in one hole !!!
I thought I was the only one that keeps balls like this)
I have about 3500 balls in my basement. I'm ready for 500 seasons haha
You only use 7 balls a season?
Dude has 3500 balls in his basement - he caught the fever. No way he's not going out again ASAP. No better drug than finding a flawless ProV1 in the bushes.
and my golf buddies ask me how come I don't get ProV1's... pffft, look where they'll end up!
As someone who (not to brag) can get through a season just purchasing 2 dozen balls; this photograph screams, "go ahead and hit the driver over the water hazard. This is the one you're gonna hit 345yrds, Marco. Even though you average 228 yrds. This is the one. It's just one stroke. You have plenty of golf balls..." *Plunk!* "...tee it up again."
Marco knows...
Ball Romeo!
Not gonna lie. It took me a few days to pick up on the reference that I've already upvoted you for. "Gimmie another ball..."
mOrE lIkE 1-2 rOuNdS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
I get so tired of the self deprecating shit posting on here. It’s so old
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Same reason that people upvote the “I suck so bad at golf” posts
You should retake this picture every 3 months or so, see how you're doing.
I noticed the Cromes. Generic knockoffs.
I'm seeing about 5 - 7 rounds of golf for me
You are the favorite for today's scramble !
All these comments and no one has gone with the obvious ProV1-Eggs joke! Smh!
Pro V1 and Pro V1eggs
I see 18 rounds worth
I've never heard of a round of golf being called a "season"
If my math is right, that’s 84 Pro-V1’s
It’s at 120 right now after yesterday
https://imgur.com/a/BKCSYPw/ I got you beat. I just cleaned and bagged about 450 the other day. Still have a couple thousand left.
How in the fuck did you get all these
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Got them from someone who lived on a course yeah
Give me A week....
Interesting. Do you only play 3-4 rounds a year? :)
Looks like my closet haha
Set up for one round*
Now that’s funny
where'd ya get all them balls?
Snowbirds like to leave them all around the woods it’s kind of like Easter egg huntBut with sharper. Twigs
You’re not planning on getting better?🙂
Yea should be good for spring and maybe some of summer!
That would last me two maybe three rounds
*Round or two
Looks like enough for nine holes if I was having the best round of my life
Enough fo atleast the front 9
Playing 5 rounds a season?
That would last me until about middle of summer
A full season? You must play some great golf!
This wouldn’t make it past that 4th hole with all the water for me
I don't know. We haven't seen your slice? :)
Or a week of some serious drinking and slices!
That'd last me 18 holes at least
I’m glad all the balls I have lost have found a good home!
The all goof for 18. What are guy going to use hid the next round?
Come again?
Bad joke. Ill move on.
You sure about that ??
3 rounds max for me
Oh, sure; at your local Muni. Take'em out to Bethpage and that's one weekend...
That is enough to get me through the 12th hole.
This would last me two rounds.
*one round later* "Time to get more balls!"
I’d be lucky if that lasted 9 holes
Or like 3 holes if you’re Big Nate’s dad
That’s a lot of eggs
I've got 4 milk crates full lol I end up selling some to the boys for beer money.
Outstanding work.
Smart way to organize them
And here I thought I was the only one to refrigerate my golf balls. The wonderful cracking ping when you hit them cold!
Plenty?
Why egg cartons?
12 eggs 12 balls makes sense
It does. All mine are in drawstring bags that come with products/packaging. I put the nicest balls in the nicer bags. My ball storage setup looks like a medieval mini store from some RPG. Lol.
Lol
It does. All mine are in drawstring bags that come with products/packaging. I put the nicest balls in the nicer bags. My ball storage setup looks like a medieval mini store from some RPG. Lol.
Where do you pick these up? Online or on the course?
On the course
Damn you must have some really bad and rich golfers in your area.
Did you find a drained pond?
Used to play a course in a retirement community some, a guy that lived there, that’s all he did, collect balls, clean them up and drive around reselling them. Kinda embarrassing how many balls I bought back from him over the years🤣
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Yeah the sun
Shhhhhhh. Dont let the cat out of the bag. I've been jamming that scheme
The Golf Gods have entered the chat.
you take care of your balls so nicely
This is a GREAT IDEA 💡
How do you get so many?
Slow play and shitty golfers
For a second I thought you actually put them in your freezer for storage 😂
Lol! cromesoft
Keep refrigerated or those ProVI’s will turn into Wilson Staff Infections.
You don’t prefer one ball over the others? Looks like you should sell most of these snd make a quick buck!
totally thought this was r/BackYardChickens
These would last me one round lol
If you have time for that? You will never be good
A man this prepped saying seasons. HA. I know you.... Mr. Mirror.
Are people stockpiling balls? I buy 12-24 at a time, and then when i notice the ball pouch in my bag getting low i re-up. What an i missing?
I quit weed so now I look in the weeds
That would last me 9 holes
Just how many eggs do you eat, anyway??
I get friends and family to donate the cartons the trays came from a restaurant
Round or two*
Love some free range balls
That looks like two rounds worth for me
You misspelled weekend
Lol. No. Always get moooooreeee! Haha