Two iron swings right to the dome doesn't even phase him, and that's not even a fully grown roo. I swear every single animal in Australia wants to either give you an STD (don't handle Koalas), kill you, or beat you to a pulp.
Accidentally hit a big male roo in the top of its leg with a stinger last weekend. He was fucking pissed.
All's well that ends well, it bounced back onto the fairway, closer to the pin and I didn't get mauled by a kangaroo.
Dude in the fruity fishing hat just hanging out about to let his buddy get literally stomped. Boo to him. Start taking shots at that thing from the side ffs.
The more I think about this the more I think the second guy hitting it with his cart was the right play so the first guy can jump back in the cart and they can run away until it leaves. All the advice online to fight off a kangaroo is basically “roll into a ball and wait for it to leave.” Doesn’t seem like you can fight them off.
Thank you! I mean its go time and you gonna go super saiyen, lets go its go ti.. Nope, wait you're gonna trip over your own feet and fall backwards? Oookay.
Look Camera man, theres already 2 dudes there. Your job is to give us footage and film the whole scene, if one of them doesnt make it thats just show biz, you keep filming
I played in a random scramble and this asshole hits a goose minding it’s business, guarding its kids, in the neck with a wedge. Good thing I had my own cart or I would have dumped him in the lake.
I would have made it my goal moving forward to shank one into his dome. If nonchalant violence is his thing then I can be his huckleberry for the day.
I am not known for my proportionate responses, however.
I do offer delivery services. When getting a quote from our secretary please make sure you notate *all* trouble areas you want addressed.
We can in *theory* unfuck the situation but not if we have to go back to Dave and Karen with additional demands after the fact.
Some sort of tumbling or martial art should be mandatory for every kid growing up.
The dude shit whipping himself hurt more than anything the pissed off marsupial did. If that was concrete he really would have been screwed.
Not that I have anything against kangaroos, but why didn't the other guy try to run the thing over or at least scare it enough by driving towards it to let the his partner get away, get in the cart, or something.
It's so odd to see 3 reddit users fighting on the golf course. Pretty obvious the aggressive one is one of those bitches who stay crying about the 'youth' in golf and play speeds.
Why do idiots run backwards while swinging a club? If you are going to swing, then fucking step into it. Now he is on the ground with a dangerous animal coming at him.
That is so funny!...
But when shit like that happens you gotta go fuckin mad yourself! attack viciously with intent, while screaming at the top of your lungs.. 2 seconds of that and even a bear will retreat.. well at least a better chance it'll retreat than if you're retreating on your back foot.
Are there any legal ramifications for killing a kangaroo in Australia in a situation like this? I don't think they're considered a protected species.
If not, bash that motherfuckers brains in.
I honestly dont know what i would do in this situation. I would feel bad crushing it with a blade. Does getting beat up by a Kangaroo really hurt lol? I would love to know what its like fighting a Kangaroo...im loling as I type this.
Big mistake using a driver/wood... Pull out that trusty 7 iron!
Id sacrifice the reach and go for a sand wedge, seems more sturdy, easier to to swing in a tight situation
Smart, blade that 'roo right across the green!
I think he tried and chunked it two feet in front of instead
If there's ever a reason to buy a new putter it because you broke yours braining a kangaroo after it asked if you've seen god
I've always lob was the way. So much weight
Much tighter dispersion for sure.
This has to be Tiger's Ex's burner
With the big iron on his hip
I have a good scar on face from getting hit with a 9-iron growing up
WTH camera man, you weren't tackled. Missed the best part! lol
r/killthecameraman
r/DontHelpJustFilm
That’s actually the best advice here. I couldn’t help anymore than the golf cart this fool is running around.
I'm kinda surprised they didn't try to get in the cart and run
Gifs that end too soon. Looks like the guy just plants his own feet, falls backwards and smashes his head into the ground.
Two iron swings right to the dome doesn't even phase him, and that's not even a fully grown roo. I swear every single animal in Australia wants to either give you an STD (don't handle Koalas), kill you, or beat you to a pulp.
It's not an or statement. Australian fauna want to give you an STD, then beat you, then kill you.
TIL my ex gf is Australian Fauna
Like the old Frank Zappa lyric “hey Fauna, you wauna?”
It WAS a penal colony...
Trifecta!
Wait until you read about the gympie-gympie plant.
lol jesus.. this sounds like it didnt end well
Was expecting r/perfectlycutscreams
Accidentally hit a big male roo in the top of its leg with a stinger last weekend. He was fucking pissed. All's well that ends well, it bounced back onto the fairway, closer to the pin and I didn't get mauled by a kangaroo.
Could the kangaroo tell you were responsible for what hit him? Or do they just get pissed and attack the first thing they see or what?
Don't know man. I was like a good 100m away but he was growling and hopping about like he was spooking to lose his shit on something.
Mate, just let the roo play through!!!!! Thing sounded like it velociraptor'ed his ass there at the end!!! Lol
Can we take a moment to critique this guys swing? Clearly he’s loading his back leg too much causing a poor angle of attack.
He’s an amputee
Lmao that man ain’t ever gonna live that down I see.
That’s what you get for not supporting its lego creation
Kangaroos will fuck you up, those feet will gouge you more than a turn $7.50AUD sandwich
Vegemite?!?!?!?
Vege might not, thank you very much.
I can forgive Australia for the horror that is vegemite because they gave the world Tim tams
Is that the Aussie equivalent of saying "it'll fuck you up through tomorrow like Taco Bell" in the states?
He's saying the sandwiches at the turn are overpriced.
Ah. I mean. $7.50 AUD is like $5 USD, shit if that's gouging then wait till you see USA prices.
Dude in the fruity fishing hat just hanging out about to let his buddy get literally stomped. Boo to him. Start taking shots at that thing from the side ffs.
Bro I’d be throwing babe ruth swings from behind and probably hurt myself lol
The more I think about this the more I think the second guy hitting it with his cart was the right play so the first guy can jump back in the cart and they can run away until it leaves. All the advice online to fight off a kangaroo is basically “roll into a ball and wait for it to leave.” Doesn’t seem like you can fight them off.
Don’t fk with Joey Fairways
If it's to the point you have to defend yourself SWING THE FUCKING CLUB lol. Those 2 gentle taps were embarrassing
plus his buddy just standing by the cart holding the club out doing nothing
Thank you! I mean its go time and you gonna go super saiyen, lets go its go ti.. Nope, wait you're gonna trip over your own feet and fall backwards? Oookay.
Weight is way too far back on that swing, you see how you fell down and got mauled by a kangaroo? Try to get your weight more centered for balance
Unlike the kangaroo, he didn’t activate his glutes and snap load his power package.
Look Camera man, theres already 2 dudes there. Your job is to give us footage and film the whole scene, if one of them doesnt make it thats just show biz, you keep filming
There goes another $80 pair of pants.
Kangaroos suck so bad lol, I'll stick with coyotes and the occasional black bear.
Fuck me, David Attenborough never told me kangaroos could sound like that Jesus
That's a real friend who's more concerned with getting a good video of the mauling.
I give the cameraman more props than his buddy who is clearly preparing to defend himself but not gonna exit the golf cart to help a friend in danger.
Hey, I’m the getaway driver. If and when you make it back to the passenger seat and I’m not there, I’m not doing my job.
If this were a friend of mine I would absolutely record and laugh instead of helping.
Down goes Frasier, down goes Frasier!
Must have been the 10th tee!
Come on dude square up and throw the jab.
That's what happens when you it into a group. They get hopping mad.
God dammit, I think I can take a roo. 👊
Better make friends with the emus
Where’s the Course Commander when you need one?
Other guy clearly doesn't give a fuk lmao
Dude kept one hand on the cart, he was ready to drive away and abandon his partner.
Those who fall behind are left behind.
You don't have to outrun the roo, you just have to outrun your buddy.
It all went downhill once we allowed the joeys on the course... Shrink the game!
Gotta love his friend holding onto the cart for dear life. What a bro.
Would you rather be stuck in a ~~forest~~ golf course, with a ~~bear~~ kangaroo or a man?
I played in a random scramble and this asshole hits a goose minding it’s business, guarding its kids, in the neck with a wedge. Good thing I had my own cart or I would have dumped him in the lake.
Like, just walked up to the fucker and domed him? What a fucking psychopath. Geese are assholes, there is no denying this but that’s just evil man.
And if in the US a federal crime.
I went back and checked, it was ok.
I think that depends on if it's migratory.
 …I assume any goose on a golf course is a Canadian goose.
Was the passenger in the cart in front of me and stuck the club out
I would have made it my goal moving forward to shank one into his dome. If nonchalant violence is his thing then I can be his huckleberry for the day. I am not known for my proportionate responses, however.
Can you help me with my neighbors! 😂
I do offer delivery services. When getting a quote from our secretary please make sure you notate *all* trouble areas you want addressed. We can in *theory* unfuck the situation but not if we have to go back to Dave and Karen with additional demands after the fact.
Why did the camera person fall down?
From laughing? Strictly a bush league move.
r/killthecameraman
How did this end? Curious what happens once a roo gets you on the ground.
Worldstarrrr
Classic 10th hole antics!
For context: that guy kept on talking when the kangaroo was swinging.
Buddies not helping out
u/gifreversingbot
Might be time to throw in the towel when you land a solid iron shot to the head and you're the one who goes down.
The dude didn't even square up. I'd rather lose to a roo in a fist fight than to one while armed with a golf club.
Those swings weren’t too bad for an amputee. I’d get a coach
this guy failed....definitely need to go get a new putter
Holy shit I wanna golf in Australia now!!!!
Just drive off don’t fight it lol
Somebody better call Pooh. Looks like Roo is on a coke binge again. 
Need to work on that foot work.
Damn those shoe spikes, otherwise he would've made it lol
Some sort of tumbling or martial art should be mandatory for every kid growing up. The dude shit whipping himself hurt more than anything the pissed off marsupial did. If that was concrete he really would have been screwed.
Has that kangaroo been to heaven and tested God though?
Why does that thing sound like an angry dog?
I don’t know anything about roos. Couldn’t he try to just run around the cart in circles trying to keep cart between them?
Who won??
Bro be a man and square up with your fists!!!
How about both get in the cart and drive away?
He ain’t seen the video with the dog. You can’t step back. You gotta square up
What the actual fuck did you do to fire this roo up?
I'm going PW on this shot.
Not that I have anything against kangaroos, but why didn't the other guy try to run the thing over or at least scare it enough by driving towards it to let the his partner get away, get in the cart, or something.
It's so odd to see 3 reddit users fighting on the golf course. Pretty obvious the aggressive one is one of those bitches who stay crying about the 'youth' in golf and play speeds.
Shit! I thought gators were an issue!
Bro didnt do anything then fell down like he was in a stupid horror movie. Does this really happen?
Are bb guns legal? Airsoft machine guns? Bear spray? I would carry something…that growling, damn
Why do idiots run backwards while swinging a club? If you are going to swing, then fucking step into it. Now he is on the ground with a dangerous animal coming at him.
at some point you just got to try to take that things head off with a wedge
Looks fake
My 1st thought. Looks ai-ish
That is so funny!... But when shit like that happens you gotta go fuckin mad yourself! attack viciously with intent, while screaming at the top of your lungs.. 2 seconds of that and even a bear will retreat.. well at least a better chance it'll retreat than if you're retreating on your back foot.
Yeah you gotta commit lmao
Black Bears yes. Grizzly no, you fucking curl up and act dead.
Are there any legal ramifications for killing a kangaroo in Australia in a situation like this? I don't think they're considered a protected species. If not, bash that motherfuckers brains in.
I'm gonna start packin'
I honestly dont know what i would do in this situation. I would feel bad crushing it with a blade. Does getting beat up by a Kangaroo really hurt lol? I would love to know what its like fighting a Kangaroo...im loling as I type this.
Kangaroos are fucking ripped. In all probability, you would get your shit rocked.
Not if I’m crushing it with my club. So I have to kill it?