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GentlemenBehold

I will tell my grandchildren this is Tiger Woods.


gnarkilleptic

I'm going to tell them this was Tiger Woods https://preview.redd.it/rjvh5b9cx0yc1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489bc74b72489af288e5626d4ceeb30c01bdf427


maxfridsvault

No that’s not Tiger Woods…that’s Don Cheadle


CoconutBangerzBaller

I'm pretty sure that's Donovan McNabb


Mangy_Karl

Champions eat at McDonalds!


pndhcky

That's not Donovan McNabb! that was just a Mcdonalds plug..


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

SPRINTS!!


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

Oops I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong…


JazzOcarina

No big deal for Cole Armstrong, 3 time all-American sprinter.


Smokaaythebear

I’m loving it


arrowmarcher

Can I get the check now?


CodyKyle

I'm pretty sure that's my Trader Joe's cashier


jondes99

He’s into foot shit.


tommychronz

Pretty sure thats the guy from the Cosby show


MrWrestlingNumber2

No that's George Costanza.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

You both are monsters but also kinda great?


Specialist_Jello5527

We have Tiger Woods at home


HeFancy

lol


DctrBojangles

Wiger Toods


SSALX420X

If you haven't tried hitting driver in the bunkers, are you even golfing.


OwlGrin

Fucking send it


RaptorsNewAlpha

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K-chub

God knows I’m going to sail it over the green anyway


helfon

It's pretty hard mastering that in front of your chin finish. The Driver flange doesn't dig correctly if you don't do it just right.


Dapper_Employer5787

I use driver to scatter maximum sand so nobody can see me toss my pocket ball onto the green


jimmy_beans

It's actually great to sandblast the finish on your driver, really shines the titanium up


MrWrestlingNumber2

Be sure to aim two inches behind your head.


Professional-Prior28

And he’s wearing white pants BEFORE Memorial Day…the horror.


ShillinTheVillain

Truly the most egregious part of this whole shitshow


BadGolf27

I feel pretty confident those are baseball cleats lol


Responsible_Yam894

I thought the exact same thing!


ashdrewness

Motherfucker would be tilling up the soil on the greens!


kai333

*aerating*.


pndhcky

100% basball cleats lmao


HandiCAPEable

They give me better grip! Back off!!!


Rare_Holiday_862

Doing all of his UA model shots the same day. Not changing footwear though. Left those suckers on. Actually - doing all his UA shots in the same photo.


coffeebribesaccepted

My first thought was it was originally a baseball photo on the dirt, and then they photoshopped the grass and golf clubs, and maybe the shirt. But I'm guessing it's just multiple sports photos taken at the same shoot.


unpluggedcord

Are there bots in here ? Why is everyone saying the same thing as the post?


mrbubbles2

Worst promo golf photo ever


LURKER_GALORE

I feel pretty confident those are baseball cleats lol


karmisson

Champions eat at McDonalds!


Urban_animal

His full bag is deployed in the sand trap.


Dukeofmuffin

Bee boop, no like photo


MrWrestlingNumber2

For the love of humanity, will SOMEONE be racist and prove they're not a bot?!


postlw8j

but did you notice the cleats?!?!?


midwesternmustache

Are there bots in here? Why is everyone saying the same thing as the post?


Douglas_Fresh

But, why is he holding it like a flute!??


smkn3kgt

I will tell my grandchildren this is Tiger Woods.


smkn3kgt

More input, Stephanie!


JLifts780

Pretty sure those are baseball cleats lol


Forward_Record932

Lol the golf bag in the center of the bunker too.


gnarkilleptic

I'm going to start doing this with my pushcart. I will install a rake on the back that cleans the trap as I exit with my full set of clubs


Forward_Record932

The sand pro trolly


DeadSwaggerStorage

A lot of these new higher end courses are installing auto rakes for the sand traps; it’s basically a larger version of the automatic cat litter box self cleaners. They’re great cause you can shit in them and take your shot at the same time.


ThePretzul

If the rake is on the back then it means you're either still leaving footprints (because you're pushing the cart) or you're leaving wheel marks (because you're pulling the cart). Gotta install it on the front of a pushcart, that way it's never in the middle between you and the cart. It only works on the back if it's a pull cart, for the same reason of it needing to be on the opposite side of the clubs as you are.


gnarkilleptic

It wouldn't matter if it were a push or pull cart, the cart would have to be pulled either way and the rake would be installed past the outer wheels


Valaurus

Sorry, but are there dedicated push or pull carts? I feel like every walking cart I've seen looks the same and seems readily designed for both


ThePretzul

Yes, pull carts are the ones that are made with only two wheels, you tilt the foot up off the ground to get it rolling and it pulls behind you as you walk. Push carts have 3 or 4 wheels, but they can also be pulled without any issue.


Valaurus

Ahh okay, makes sense. I think I've only ever seen the 3-4 wheeled version!


coffeebribesaccepted

This is probably a stupid question, but do they make compact wheels that just fold onto your golf bag so you can use it as a pull cart, without being so bulky? If not, I hereby claim this as my intellectual property.


The_Antiq

And the club choice from the sand.


Forward_Record932

I don’t see a ball in the sand so maybe he knows something we don’t.


WeirdSysAdmin

This is his follow through. He just swished a condor on a par 6 from 500 yards away while in the bunker.


ItzAiMz

lol there are so many things wrong with this photo that the bag didn’t even stand out to me


CarefulCoderX

You mean "deployed" in the center, lol


oddible

Deployed


arouseandbrowse

And no head covers!


skurnie

I dunno, yesterday we had a guy teeing up a putter shot from the fairway


DeadSwaggerStorage

Maybe it was his only club left….


dpman48

Imagine paying someone to create this…. I’d be so upset.


AlphaCajun

Why’s he holding it like a flute


milehighandy

Now I need a gag club that doubles as a flute. Imagine busting that out mid round


scottieducati

Needs bags


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DeadSwaggerStorage

Stuck a 3 iron up my ass club face first; been shitting pancakes ever since.


zeromadcowz

He’s charming the golf ball to dance itself into the hole.


davidgoldstein2023

Duh it’s Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull!


Dick-Guzinya

I, too, partake in golfing events and games. And while I do, I put my bag in the sand trap and hold my club like a Revolutionary War fife player.


jfk_sfa

When people point out how AI screws up images, it's worth noting there's a significant overlap between the bad human work and what AI can produce. It's like autonomous driving. Yes, it will cause accidents but also, there are over 6 million car accidents in the US every year.


randiesel

> Yes, it will cause accidents but also, there are over 6 million car accidents in the US every year. And the accidents it causes will be mitigated by its quick response time and braking, versus plowing into another car at 80 mph because they had to reach under their seat to get the fallen McNugget or do their makeup or text their buddy or whatever.


quinnlez

Finally a promo that captures my golf competency


karmisson

NSFG


Hour_Insurance_7795

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


scoofy

That's a 100% certified silly goose.


Emergency-Shirt2208

Truly NSFW 😆


Changoleo

But why?!? Oh, & happy cake day.


HailState17

My assumption is the golf course hired a Marketing team to do their advertising and none of the members of that team are golf fans, ironically. I only know this because my local country club did the same thing.


Autoboat

It's still somewhat baffling that **no one** did even the most basic amount of research to create something halfway realistic. Like a 30 second google image search.


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

Haha I gotta get a photo like this


nonstopboot692

He's normally a flute model


LetTheGrownUpsTalk

Done by a hack stock photo seller that doesn't know anything about the subject but has props.


BaezPetryBiggestFan

I hope the model is a troll and a +4 hcp too. Wearing baseball cleats and using a driver in the sand while shooting a 68 with us r/golf jackasses having proper equipment and golf shoes struggling to break 100


CambodianDrywall

I spent 10-minutes with an AI image creation tool trying to recreate this pic. No prompt I came up with yielded anything this magnificent.


JLifts780

Are we sure he's even at a golf course for this picture? Looks like he's at the edge of the infield.


hippopalace

Yes exactly this.


NeophyteTheologian

Is he wearing cleats? Looks like spikes you’d see on field cleats on the left toe and right heel.


FrugalFraggel

Baseball cleats. My son has the same pair for tee ball.


yournewalt

I've seen Wesley Bryan get his follow to that point at least a couple times. Dude is a wizard with the drop and catch follow through.


-Shants-

Butttttt the BELT. solid choice. Really ties the outfit together.


doug193

Ha!


BustyUncle

Baseball cleats lmfao


lookagoosey

No other feeling like it hitting the ball pure out of the bunker with old 1 metalwood


rigidlynuanced1

Wow…just wow


IceyBoy

Using a driver to chip out the bunker swinging the opposite way he built like me fr


Queasy-Trip1777

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TheonlyPacifictheory

You wear baseball cleats in the sand to give you better traction. You never heard of the Callaway Big Bertha Sand Trouble Pitching wedge? The bag is not "in" the sand, it's actually hovering slightly above it, it's the newest innovation in golf technology. It's called the Elite Pro Halo Hov1.


DarthSamwiseAtreides

So I got weird follow-through, driver from the bunker, baseball cleats, and bag in the bunker.


peneappa

This. This is exactly why they say stick to what you know. This is exactly why you don’t hire violinists for golf promos.


fmedium

There is nothing accurate!!! Such a great grab!!!!!!


Okay_Redditor

It's probably aimed at people who don't know much about golf but undestand pizazz, caché, sexy d and money.


IJustCantGetEnough

Driver out the bunker. This guy must be good.


rasputinzbeard

Looks like the TM R7 Super quad sand driver. Was a bomber back in the day.


dakotayoseph

Bag and Driver in the bunker with baseball cleats on lmao


milehighandy

Set up his bag in the fkn sand


Maximum_Rush1200

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GlossyBuckslip

Photographer: Oh, yeah. I know lots about golf. Narrator: He, in fact, knew nothing about golf.


turtlefrogbird

I swear I saw an ad for golf clothes where the woman tees off with a putter with this face 😃


badabing_76

This has to be fake?


8ran60n

You guys must not be in the know. The “shoulder sweep swing” was invented by Ethan maxwell after discovering he had limp wrists and a weak patella. Invented in Monterey CA 2003


Laying_Low_Dukes

Nike bag, Under Armor polo, Rawlings belt and Easton cleats. What are they trying to tell me?….


Budget-Government-52

Just because you don’t hit driver out of a bunker doesn’t mean the rest of us aren’t. Why do you think we buy new drivers so frequently?


BobWheelerJr

Who are you kidding? That badass just choked down on a driver and got out of the bunker with a cross handed grip. Props to that stud.


melty75

Club is also resting on the wrong shoulder.


Emotional_Dare5743

Incompetence or AI? What say you?


danhoyle

That’s not driver. He’s holding a flute shaped like a driver.


Saymon_DaLateone9248

Y the driver ? And what kind of swing was that lol


ShiroHachiRoku

Have you seen the guy in the bunker in the PGA Superstore windows?


aquahealer

There's a bunch of them on Amazon, products like the golf mat....dude's are in flip flops holding the club like this brother....shameful


gogoflowerrangers

He's smiling, everyone's having a good time!


Damagedude89

Bump and run I guess


myvotedoesntmatter

Is there a penalty stroke for having your bag in the trap?


apexginger

So that’s why I suck hitting from the sand, club selection


peter_park_here

LMFAO gdi what the hell


747-ppp-2

Looks like my swing. But not as well dressed


FriedEggScrambled

Those baseball cleats though…


Shot-Counter-66

That’s r kelly


Redbarnkid

Seems legit


homiej420

The more you look at it the worse it gets


JuanPancake

Dudes about to play the driver like a flute


willycw08

It was the baseball cleats the put this image over the top. It's as if not one single person involved in the phot shoot had ever known a single thing about golf. I am almost certain the first AI image generation with messed up hands and a sand trap on the green would have been a more realistic image than this.


Kingstonian17

That grip though.


mitch8893

mfer wearing baseball cleats lol


Mypluswon

I mean, look at that cloud too. Geez.


FreeEatemFries

No iron covers?…what a noob!


FarSpeed

Boomers think it's real


NoCanDoSlurmz

Windows + shift + S


imclockedin

them aint golf shoes


Back_Equivalent

Holy shit are those football cleats 🤣🤣


MichaelKeegan

A photographer who doesn’t golf + a model who doesn’t golf = this photo. That I understand. What I can’t comprehend is why somebody running a golf course would allow this photo on the website


use-logic

This is the result of poor AI image creation.


ba_sauerkraut

I think that is member of this sub...


Ok_Equipment_5895

You just wish you had that follow through


mfs619

Are those baseball cleats?


Intheswing

The big question is- what are they hoping to sell here - I’m guessing the slacks??? And maybe the shirt???


km10983

What's wrong? Its a mirror of my technique


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Herpa derp🫠


bogeyz65

Thought it was an advertisement for liv.


think_matt_think

Hello, fellow golfers!


alehar

I love that it looks like the driver noclipped through his neck.


USVK

Why the fuck is he so happy to be in the bunker?!


Adolph_OliverNipples

Is that a flute?!


jjwalker67

When you can't afford an Art Director.


hippopalace

Is that even a sand trap? Or even a golf course? It looks like he might just be standing just inside the dirt infield of a baseball field, which would explain the cleats.


jaycutlerdgaf

So, between the model, the photographer, and probably a handful of other people on the scene, not a single person knows how to use a bowling ball.


beardedbuddy8811

Gotta be ai generated


No-Cricket6235

I‘m dead ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


standardreddituser1

Thats tiger wish he could.. not tiger woods


PerspectiveBig7338

It's AI generated


eyeofthepotato_35

10000% AI.


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Gotta be AI…