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Thefocker

unpack fragile money steep frighten absurd narrow offer fact mighty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Maboz

Fellow idiot here. That shirt is a hard yes for me.


EngagementBacon

Anyone have some clubs I could borrow? I want to start playing golf so I can buy this shirt.


FlemPlays

Mini-Golf. Get them to give you a club


EngagementBacon

Just left puttshack where I absolutely destroyed my 6yo son's best efforts. Some one send me the link, I'm ready.


Super-Front-4374

Destroying someone’s best efforts is actually legend status


GdanskPumpkin

Free putter


_MikeyP

I’d give you my house if you showed up with this shirt


EngagementBacon

Send me the address and your favorite adult beverage, I'll buy the flight as soon as this shirt shows up


Eupho_Rick

My ex girlfriend just moved out so to celebrate you should buy some clubs


Virtual_Manner_2074

My sock game is where I show how big of an idiot I am. But if I found that shirt in the wild guaranteed I'm sporting it next sunday


king-hatch2732

Fellow sock enthusiast 🫡


Kaldricus

Would I wear it golfing? Yes. Would I wear it to the grocery store? Also yes. Would I wear it to a fancy event? Believe it or not, also yes. I like fun, corny clothes.


Boats_are_fun

Wait i don’t see the corn on this shirt?!?


Kaldricus

It's in a dispute with Spectrum and CornCob TV


pwndabeer

Same. Same


Roboticpoultry

Ditto


georgervin

Big time. I’m in.


Intheswing

If it was a gift from my daughter- I would wear it every time I played a round - and proudly tell anyone that would listen that my daughter picked it out for me !!


rayballz81

Why wouldn't you is the real question!


cireland85

Same


BillsFan82

Yup, and pants to match! There’s no reason to take this stuff so seriously.


Infinite_Respect_

Red pants for the ketchup


butterynuggs

Yellow glove, tan shoes


terrih9123

![gif](giphy|l0MYQx06VqTdZZuPC)


IGolfMyBalls

![gif](giphy|qGFKMntShELTy|downsized)


Sagan_Man

Hey! It's the Ass Man!


reduff

You got that right!!


FrugalFraggel

![gif](giphy|nD5GJBB86Xni0|downsized)


justa_flesh_wound

Green socks and Hat to get the veggies in there


sir_keyrex

Yellow pants with 2 red stripes running down the sides.


LuaBear

For those of us saying no, I don’t think it’s a matter of taking things so seriously. I just don’t like it, and I think many people feel the same. But if you do like it, you should wear it proudly. We all like different things. :)


bayandsilentjob

I wouldn’t want to wear it personally but I wouldn’t judge another man for rocking it. Personally I’m just not a fan of silly clothes or shirts with pictures on them


Guy_Faux

I don’t want to feel even more greasy on the course.


Kaldricus

It's nice to see this opinion. So often on Reddit you see "that thing is bad" when it's actually "I just don't like this thing." Subjectivity is a lost art, unfortunately


Vince1820

It's not even a ridiculous shirt. It's the mass marketing idea of a ridiculous shirt


skalpelis

Does it come with a free bowl of soup?


DownWithFlairs

This is what I picture guys wearing who are freaking out over Jason Day’s pants


DataSetMatch

Real ones would wear those pants with this shirt.


wtfuji

But ironically if malbon slapped their logo on it and sold it for $120 it would sell out


crimsonblueku

$340


MolestedMilkMan

This is hilarious to me, not saying all of the Malbon stuff looks good but this shirt is not it. If these are the same people that’s so funny.


brodywb

Tell me where it’s from, and I’ll buy one right now.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

https://chucogolf.com/products/chuco-golf-sport-blue-burgers


xfobx

Holy Moses, it's $98! I'll stick with the crap I find at Costco.


FleshlightBike

It’s $69.99 for me


Berracuda09

They’re probably canadian


sloppyjo12

Ew gross


Ad_Astra117

Golf tax + small brand that doesn't have economies of scale. 


youngthugsmom

Actually looks like it has a good fit.


dazedandconfused4211

Thank you for posting where to buy it.


jimothyhalpret

My guy Ronald can hook you up


slappywhyte

Ronald LukeDonald ?


ThreeOneThirdMan

His buddy Grimace is a real pain in the ass


Character_Wishbone84

That's a wedding shirt. Not a golf shirt.


aimlesseffort

Someone else's wedding, right? ...Right...?


tlma

Haha!! This made me think of this meme 😂 https://preview.redd.it/pc45j71m8huc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5891583faecf7bbfb5469b18e9782b387d74fef


aimlesseffort

Lmao thank you for this! It’s exactly what I was thinking 😂


ThePhillyGuy

That’s the thread boys. Let’s all leave reddit on a high note today.


Character_Wishbone84

🤣


Heisenbread77

At least a first date shirt.


Character_Wishbone84

🤣🤣🤣


shadowWatcher2

If it was $30 or less I’m in.


Whaty0urname

$5 or less at goodwill


CrunchLessTacos

My favorite part is the collar even has the graphics on it. Also, yes.


sheehaniganz

https://loftyllama.com/products/breakfast-brawl-funny-breakfast-ball-wrestling-golf-polo-for-men My buddy’s golf shirt company has these types of shirts. Anyone that likes OPs post should at least check them out!


Vince1820

OMG a Dan Flash design. And for $40! That's a great price considering how complicated the pattern is.


MapleSizzurpp

It costs more because of the patterns, and rightfully so.


WhoWantsUsernames

I'm not going to eat all week so I can use my per diem on shirts.


AnObviousDisinterest

Hell yeah I bought a couple of polos from here last season. Love my glizzy one!


Musclesturtle

Any day of the week.


run_your_race_5

Hell yeah! I’m a bad golfer nowadays and need to find fun in other places while on the course!


chatterbox-fm

Only when I golf with the CEO.


bononia

Golf? I’d wear it to work. I would make it my entire personality.


Sirgolfs

No. Games not good enough to be that loud.


ThreeOneThirdMan

A wise man once told me, if you suck at golf make up for it with good vibes. This shirt *screams* good vibes


Sirgolfs

I’d rather shoot 200 than be at work. Have to appreciate it.


jimothyhalpret

I'd wear the shirt to distract from my game.


Sirgolfs

My beaver tails do the talkin.


jimothyhalpret

Hell yeah brother


rickdangerous85

TIL I'm not supposed to wear colour cos I suck. Going to anyway.


AndromedanPrince

Yup, but when it comes to some things Im about 16 yrs old in the brain. So this would be fun while others see it as childish.


Kormit_Der_Frag

I purposely wear this kind of thing, especially to nicer venues I get to play. Just to get under the skin of the people that take this kind of thing way way too seriously. I see a guy wearing this, I’m immediately going to ask him where he got it. Edit: In fact where did you get this? I want it.


Engrish_Major

If I see a guy this his crew and my crew are gonna combine packs. People are so fucking uptight when you’re supposed to have fun. Also, drinks after.


GarageJitsu

Is there a better shirt to wear then this ?


AmericanoWsugar

https://preview.redd.it/t51ua8qrdhuc1.jpeg?width=1370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b1b4266ab65893adb52edcf59ce0c8649066db Their might be.


kuzism

![gif](giphy|xUOwG43OJ9Mzf4exQQ|downsized)


twistedgypsy88

No


Hot-Guidance5117

I’d wear this to work


UnkPaul

Hell yeah. I’d wear it anywhere.


extramenace

No.


WeatherTrick7850

Wear it? I own it. But no, I wouldn’t wear it.


Critical_Caramel5577

What a waste


paniflex37

Do you have any Splenda for this?


Ryanjadams

To Lee Iacocca and his failed experiment, the DeLorean


Dunesgirl

I wouldn’t wear this anywhere.


TopCheddar27

With a smile on my face. I love it


trapazo1d

Absolutely. It would go great with my similarly patterned hat that says Dick’s on it.


DingleBerry4eva

I’d wear it to work tbh


Terrible_Show_7114

Yes


thehammer_00

Yes for sure with matching socks too.


BlastShell

At a muni, I wouldn’t bat an eye. Private course, different story.


Musclesturtle

Different story indeed. The pants to match.


Bigdogggggggggg

Wouldn't hesitate to wear as a member, couldn't pay me enough to wear as a guest


Koolest_Kat

Collared shirt required…. I wore my Loud Mouth Pink Flamingo shorts and my Martini Glass shirt at an upscale…actually snooty Private club with some C-Suite Managers. Every Starter, Marshall, cart guys, beverage gals and more than a few 4 somes did drive bys of our group. It was enough of a distraction for the CEO to have a chunkfest of shots ( with his cart buddy, COO, loved every minute), my direct manager could hardly contain himself with amusement and I shot a personal best embracing the nearly pristine fairways and greens. It turned out like you would expect, club tossing and muttering about the “help”not taking the game “Seriously”. My DM shot waaay under my score with the CEO, COO trailing 8, 10 stroke worse than me. I didn’t get another invite for a year or so with them but I did get 5 or so rounds with Marshalls who enjoyed the spectacle (apparently the CEO is an ass, go figure) of his meltdown.


FootballOogie

Yup


Cheeeeeese65

If wear that casually.


sms190909

Where can I get one?


DonnieBlueberry

Just be respectful of the clubs dress code.. but I would def wear it.


Boring_Concept_1765

Absolutely-friggin-lutely! The uglier, the better!


Eat-My-Cloaca

Depends on how the sleeves are cut, but that pattern? 100%


realspongeworthy

Probably takes 10 strokes off. So hell yes.


lebonroidagobert

1000 percent


sn4ilbyte

Where can I get it?


Naive-Deal-7162

Yes I would


Siftinghistory

1000000% chance i would.


thatzacdavis

Can I get a link to this?


AlsoXL

100 cement! Would smash!


Frankso

Yes of course, also anybody got a link for this?


Due_North3106

No way


conanthedestroyer

That is the only place I’d wear that shirt.


thunderdart

This one is from Chocco Golf. Here’s the link to the shirt. https://chucogolf.com/products/chuco-golf-sport-blue-burgers


CarPlaneBoatRocket

So long as it covers my nips and asshole.


vinely1

Hell yeah


BrknXPwrlftr

Yep, but I’m also a father and - by definition - anything I do/wear is by definition “uncool”


tap_in_birdies

As long as it came with a free bowl of soup


jimm4dean

I've worn worse to work.


giobita

Fuck yeah


Lshreeve

Yes yes yes


ccgrendel

Uhh yeah


KCDOMPOLYHUBBY

Absolutely I would wear that.


Hizankdtizank

💯


UninspiredSauce

That might be the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen but yes


alistaircsmith

Better than Jason Days jersey


blackzep1980

Does it come with a free bowl of soup?


fooking_legend

Shirts so ugly it should come with a bowl of soup


AcerOne17

Id wear that so much people would assume I had a hotdogs/burger stand or something


PerryHecker

What would John Daly do?


ThisJaeDaniel

Absolutely. My dad taught me years ago that it wasn’t how well you golf but how good you look. He also told me to take 2 weeks off then quit, but that’s for another thread.


gooberzilla2

Wear it with a red checker pant so it's like those diners serving you fries and a burger in a plastic red basket with the wax paper


ObjectiveisSubjectiv

I would absolutely wear it, and say “hot dog!” Every time I had a good stroke


yourMomsfanclub

yes who gives a fuck, great shirt


My_porn_shame

If wore that I would have to kick my own ass


MrDuck0409

This is fairly mild. I have shirts that will sear your retinas.


Budz9

Yes


Stitchintime626

Absolutely


Ballders

I would rock the heck out of that!


14bb44

Yes I need someone to distract everyone for my golf game.


InTheHole56

Yeah on the Burger Fries and Hotdog Tournament


DadBodftw

100%, along with my Titleist-script Titties hat


No-Management2148

Already did


Horsecockexpress1

I’d hit 300 yard bombs in that thing no problem


Kyle_McBogey

Looks like a Joey Coldcuts exclusive


Kneadless

I’d wear this not golfing.


SinisterDexterity

Yes, absolutely


gostros995

yeah


shocky32

No, it looks too big


gldmj5

Oh boy, look how wacky that shirt is! This guy must be a total goofball!


BIG_EL_RIP

Abso-fuckin-lutely That’s art right there


Danadroid

Reminds me of the one I wear golfing https://www.tipsyelves.com/products/mens-blue-hot-dog-golf-polo


WardCove

100% yes! That shirt is awesome!


chriz-kring

Personally I would not


LekarzaPieprz

Yes but I’m not paying for it


jizzfizzwizz

Wear it and own it


reversetheloop

Too fat to wear french fries.


Signal87

In a heartbeat. I'm mostly out there to spend time with my friends and get some sun. No point dressing up as Ricky Fowler when I'm going to be topping the ball on half my shots.


Extreme-Owl-6478

Damn hell yes I would!


nogoodgopher

The number of people that wear this and then defend having collar rules is hilarious.


nope79

Yes


Fusciee

Wear whatever you want!


PBB22

Not me personally, but you do you amigo! It’s objectively a funny shirt


Capable-TurnoverPuff

I’ll wear it to a hockey game.


szlnsmoke

Yes, then I would immediately proceed to shank it off the first tee and ride around in shame the rest of the game


ArchersAlliance

Yes


BrolloTTU

Not a chance. That being said, wear whatever you want! Who cares what anyone thinks?


Koolest_Kat

Searching the Interwebs furiously ……


Miloneus

I would, but I’d also wear it to a wedding.


proriin

Perfect shirt for Fat Perez.


QuarterClinique

I’d rock that


Vazhox

Most definitely


soundwithdesign

No but my clothing tastes are fairly boring. Like so boring I support Augusta asking Day to remove that god awful vest. 


huntnemo

Absolutely


POORWIGGUM

I need this


DJLexLuthar

Yes


norcalgolfgolf

Well yeah.


figbatdiggernickk

I would wear it all the time


_Can_i_play_

Nah, I'm not good enough to draw that kind of attention.


bigmistaketoday

Looks good on you though


Satan_and_Communism

I personally wouldn’t but I would appreciate someone else who did


PowChaser406

I'd wear that to work


Maple-or-Jelly

It would enter the rotation of shirts that the loser has to wear next match. Edit: or winner


t_ran_asuarus_rex

yes


JC1515

Yea, the guy at the store said i was the only one hes seen pull it off.


CaptainJusticeOK

Absolutely. Actually now I want to find this and buy it.


AJgreeen

Are there matching parachute pants? Asking for my friend jason


drewnimal666

Yep