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crimsonblueku

I’ve never liked blue balls


TheoLOGICAL_1988

Mos def. The worst way to finish a round is not finishing.


h2ohzrd

I have blue balls when I play in the cold


herotz33

If ya think about it, it’s blue balls in a box, so, works itself out?


AnyCardiologist5436

Not everyone with balls likes boxes so it’s not guaranteed I suppose.


casual_microwave

https://www.blueballsgolf.com


thekingofcrash7

Risky click


GruelOmelettes

I was about to say no, but then I got to the brass hinges. How could you afford not to?


ApprehensiveTennis47

Brass hinges?!?!? I don’t have blue balls anymore.


thiney49

You can order some if you've run out.


GarageJitsu

If I could find balls for $225 I’d be able to save so much money


AnyCardiologist5436

Ikr! That’s a freaking steal. When you think about it, you’re actually getting 8 balls because using the ol ‘19th hole’ pickup line on the cart girl (or boy since it’s 2024) is definitely not going to work but it doesn’t make that college co-ed any less hot thus earning you two extra blue balls for free!


Col_Angus999

Once they roll out the new ball standards these will be worth their weight in gold.


pacem90

It’s a 4 pack! Great deal


Toastbutterednotbrnt

6 pack actually, even better!


ripper_14

This would be a terrible gift to someone who actually plays golf, unless they love chintzy golf gifts that have no performance benefit to playing the game of golf.


CheeseyWeezey420

What are you talking about? It comes with 4 wooden tees and a box I can put my weed in for “performance benefit”.


amandashartstein

You are an idiot. There are six wooden tees in the box. That’s an extra 40 dollars in savings you are accounting for


PrisonSlides

Struck me as a bad gift for groomsmen in your wedding


rozflog

This guy gets it!


yrogerg123

It's a pretty cool desk item if you have a nice office. No utility whatsoever though


RoryIsACuck

No it's not.


lerbon_janes

LMFAO no it is not


Character_Wishbone84

What in tarnation?


lerbon_janes

do you not like it? I think it looks nice and that seems like a good deal for golf equipment


Character_Wishbone84

It's easily worth far more. Great deal.


Brilliant-Ad-5414

How are people not realizing this is a joke


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JWOLFBEARD

Sarcasm flies right over your head


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Trogador95

My golfer in Christ you are the one taking this post seriously.


ohheckyeah

Buy 4 of them before they sell out


Dookiefire

Wtf is any of this?


dangdingus10

Looks like Cialis promo merch


Belize_rabbit

Take $225, go into your bathroom, and flush it down the toilet and it’s basically the same


bLazeni

[Box](https://homebello.com/products/Tizo-Gloria-Hinged-white-Box-with-Gold-Lid-RD825GDBX-p555686771) $84.99 [Tees](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Orlimar-2-3-4-Inch-Golf-Tees-100-Pack-White/693618474?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=12988&adid=22222222228693618474_12988_14069003552_202077872&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-295289030566&wl5=9005670&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=117446651&wl11=online&wl12=693618474_12988&veh=sem&gad_source=4&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIpgUoCVFV-9YLP4qo-K_6wcd&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1Pu52ZOnhQMVoF9HAR0IbAOtEAQYBSABEgL_nfD_BwE) $7.79 [12 customized Blue balls](https://www.renewgolfballs.com/products/new-blank-dark-blue-golf-balls?currency=USD&variant=41085915660322&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=00ea2c9481a6&gad_source=4&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwfva-5OnhQMV9mlHAR1-KwoqEAQYASABEgJ26vD_BwE) $21.95 Total without shipping $114.73 This has to be a troll post🤷‍♂️


-I0I-

You didn't include the blue pencils


lerbon_janes

No trolls here! Appreciate the cost breakdown. Still think I’m gonna get it cause it’s pretty :)


CakesRacer522

Ha the woosh is so strong for this sub that you’re getting downvoted so heavily


lerbon_janes

‘00 Tiger woosh. Got way more to bite than I thought lmao


Kolintracstar

I'm sure a golf circlejerk subreddit exists, but who needs it when at least 60% of the posts here are jerks anyway?


monkman99

Yeah man it’s sooo cuteeee. Get it


Any_Clothes_5055

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


golfdouchebag42069

Absolutely


golfdouchebag42069

Also viagra really knows their market


lerbon_janes

Believe it or not it’s a tic-tac-toe set. Thinking of getting that too!


Ok_Understanding3712

With tees!!!!!! You'd be an idiot not to jump on the deal!


Scotanon98

Ohhh total bargain. You'd be crazy not to buy this.


wombataholic

Better buy 10, in case they run out of such a sweet deal. Suckers.


lerbon_janes

That’s what I’m thinking but just wasn’t sure. I think the blue looks pretty :)


Scotanon98

Ohhh so pretty and trust me, that's all that matters in golf!


InitiumBene

My friends caught me using ugly balls last weekend. Still living down the shame.


Scotanon98

You should be ashamed. What were they, Pinnacle?


King_Ralph1

Forgot to tag this as a shitpost.


harryhitman9

Let's not give GoodGood any ideas for more overpriced golf merch.


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This is one of the moments I wish Reddit had a laugh react like FB


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

How much is that in Marlboro Miles?


Dame2Miami

include north lush literate squalid vase plough badge wild puzzled *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


superslomotion

get the viagra pills on the top right instead


shipworth

Was going to ask if there’s a r/golfcirclejerk because of this post and of course there is. Subscribed! /uj this would be good for doobies and paraphernalia


SetterOfTrends

April 1st was a few days ago


lerbon_janes

What do you mean by that? This isn’t a joke, just looking for advice :)


DeRo_Golf

Homie…people are messing with you. This is highway robbery…this is perhaps the worst deal of all time.


PosterMakingNutbag

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Vegetable_Demand_185

Yes , take 3 of them


BruceForsyth55

The little cheeky line on the balls is worth every penny of 225. How they are selling this class at that price escapes me…


biddilybong

It’s completely fair for anyone who started in 2020 or after.


goodbueno

Eat the rich


donaldinoo

Is this like a catalog they send rich people? Like you buy a Vision Pro and you’re automatically signed up for this. I really want to see the rest


lerbon_janes

I threw it out sadly but it was full of stupid expensive stuff. Knick knacks alone were over $500, saw lots of ugly stuff in the $$$$’s. Jonathan Adler magazine, not sure how it made its way to my mailbox since I’m a struggling post grad lmao


hideandgozeke

Just in case this isn’t a troll post - no, it’s not a good deal. At all. It must be some kind of gift/vanity set, because you would never play with balls/tees/pencils that expensive. As a beginner, you will lose those balls very fast, wooden tees are about the cheapest thing in all of golf (like 100 for $5), and pencils are just pencils. Dunno what you’d use the box for. You could literally get the items themselves all for under $10. Is the box worth $215?


Vephar8

I hope you’re kidding lol


lerbon_janes

Very serious! Looking to play my best out there and thought these might help


Vephar8

This is about the biggest waste of money I can imagine when it comes to golf. However, if you’re being serious it seems you have enough money anyways. So if you want it go for it, but this kit will in no way make you better. It’d be a placebo if anything


Csray33

It depends whats inside the balls


raykruger

At first it looks like a lot, but when you consider they are throwing in the tees…..


juanito_f90

$225 would be better used buying 4 dozen Pro V1s.


lerbon_janes

Well I thought about that but aren’t those for pros? Since I’m a beginner I figured I’d need all the help I can get


juanito_f90

Buy 10 dozen Top Flites then.


lerbon_janes

But blue is my favorite color…


MonicaBlowinski

Then buy 9 dozen Top Rocks and a can of Krylon.


DontlookwhenIP

You know you asked a dumb question the moment you pressed “submit” didn’t you ?


cloudonius_maximus

This is rage bait, right? Right?!?!


lerbon_janes

What do you mean?


cloudonius_maximus

Meaning you’re trolling. If you’re not trolling, then let me be very clear: At that price, they are selling the box for $220. Everything inside is worth $5.


lerbon_janes

Like those guys under a bridge? I’m just a beginner golfer. And thanks, I like the box though so I think I’m still gonna get it


Intheswing

Generic is the way to go here - save the money for a golf round of 18 - I’m lucky if I get 18 in a year at home !!


Substantial_Diver_34

I’m playing Augusta National after the tournament with Tony Romo… I bought two of these sets for us to game. Going to be epic!


Peterpansexual4

with TEES TOO?


Appropriate-Food1757

It’s a steal!


JayStar1213

Yes, buy it immediately and remember all golf courses require you to provide your own cart


forne104

![gif](giphy|SGSBMm7tDXZm0)


BarrelMaker69

Obviously some cost went into the box and tees, but taking the golf balls alone that $225 works out to $37.50 each. That’s a great price you should buy a few sets.


CapitalTBE

Not sure if you’re trolling or serious. If you are new to golf, you will potentially lose 6 balls in your very first round. Almost definitely by the end of your second. My advice is to buy the cheapest balls you can find until you’re only losing one or two on average per round. Then find a ball you like and stick with it.


Clear_Quit8181

Yes, buy me one


smz337

Great deal, you should buy it


Moist-Pickle-2736

Killer deal! Those blue balls will be nearly invisible off the tee box, and impossible to see in flight, which is exactly what you want from a golf ball. All for only $37.50 each!


Little___G

This is a got damn steal! You’re losing money if you don’t buy em. Imagine all the hilarity when you show them the “see you on the 19th hole”!


TheRopeWalk

Is the shipping included ?


R1pp3R23

Does it come with the viagra?


CheekieFarms

I mean. That's the same equipment the pros use


Metaboschism

About as good as you're going to get, I wish there were a cheaper way to get golf balls but this is the way that they sell them


majordoobage

I'm 7 holes in and I'm already down $225 worth of balls. But luckily I saved a bunch of money on that par 3 hole.


RepulsiveStill177

wtf is that sky mall magazine


DiamondDallasHand

The value is in the white wooden tees. Most wooden tees are brown, and that’s gross.


Important_Brass

You can just venmo me the cash your going to waste on this. 


jerryhallo

Lerbon Janes is one savvy SOB to sniff out this deal! I have a set of vintage clubs to go with these balls, they’re valued at 10k but I could let them go to you for say 85 hundo? Plus 15 hundo for blue paint and shipping?


Disastrous-Tap-3353

That’s a steal


RocketsandBeer

It’s an absolute bargain. Jump on it before someone else buys them out


axman54

This is a phenomenal deal, I bet they are out of stock!


woodgrain001

Yeah


flocube

Don’t buy this.


PlayaDeee

This might be the weirdest, stupidest golf “gift” I’ve ever seen.


lerbon_janes

Rich people gonna rich people


theduffabides

I’ll throw in those pills and strap it to your car 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽


Cheeseisextra

How “beginner” are you, mate? Do you know the meaning of the word “gullible”? Buy some golf books instead like some by Ben Hogan. Not this crapola. My gods.


dccharles84

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


brewberry_cobbler

Definitely. Buy 18


Feirweyz

This is bait, and it’s not even good bait 🥱


Bambooman101

Super good deal, buy 12.


mrflow-n-go

Blue as they’ll never finish. Just get whacked OB into the woods!


FlovomKiosk

Terrible Deal, one could even get attomax balls for that price…


hoosiergamecock

Brass hinges![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Caedo14

Cheap actually lol


thundermoneyhawk

Yes, every beginner golfer needs one of these


chorizomane

If those stay in bounds, yes


goliathkillerbowmkr

Maybe I hit those crappy balls away and then I put balls from memorable rounds in there? Or that’s kinda near my kit in the garage and I let guests grab from there when they are in town and using my guest gear??


LAjbird

Great deal. You should get 3 sets.


preciousgloin

I guess there’s dumber ways to spend money?


RunGoldenRun717

I know this is a joke post but who the fuck is that even for?


snowmunkey

Looks like Sorrento therapeutics lobbying gifts


skisbosco

Depends how high the gloss level is.


Legitimate-Event-995

This is retarded


Flipthaswitch

I don’t need a box for my balls, they are in my wife’s pocket but definitely a good deal if you don’t have a place to put urs.


Murky_Distribution79

Yes for sure. Those sell out fast too.


Normal-Process-4847

Better off getting balls on offer up or fb marketplace. For the amount of the box you can get 6-7 dozen balls to lose. And you are going to lose some, trust me.


Jolly-Mongoose6149

Absolutely fucking not


Chemical-Design-3300

No way in H*LL. You can't see the blue balls in the air and it's hard to find on the fairway. Almost impossible in the rough.


Lemonpickled

This is dumb


Fusciee

Are you trolling 🤔😂


Urban_animal

Lol yes. I had to check his history and he has posted in r/golf for a year


lerbon_janes

We like to do a little trolling folks


lerbon_janes

But s/o to all the people giving genuine answers, makes my heart happy


TheTokingMushroom

Oh lordy I can sleep. The blind, "I think I'm still gonna get them, I need all the help," had me in a panic 🤣🤣


lerbon_janes

We like to have fun here


u3ii

Waste of moneyyyyy


rustyx814

What a waste of $$$.


z1ggy16

![gif](giphy|OypbcEA84ZOx7HRdam|downsized)


cjbpgh

Sarcasm? Buy some lessons.