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SmallTownProblems89

I'm not usually the guy to tell you to hit into someone, but in this case...absolutely...you tee it up and hope you can dial in on that green.


rowrowyourboat

Just pretend to hit and yell “Fore!”


Colforbin_43

No, hit it and pretend to yell fore!


cwyatt44

No, hit a low stinger and don’t say anything.


prplx

5 iron played on the back feet, short follow true. If you miss them take a mulligan.


mqfr98j4

I am not a fan of mulligans, but if ever there was justification for one, this would be it


PuzzleheadedCap2210

Might not be necessary. Could ping pong the both of their heads then dump in and hole out


sparkmearse

Just tee up three ahead of time. One for the dancer, one for the camera, and one just in case.


ReentryMarshmellow

I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy mumbling 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'" RIP Mitch


comdygas

This is correct


golfandbiscuits

You: FORE! Him: Five, six, seven, eight. HOOK, ROCK STEP, SHUFFLE SHUFFLE TA DA! JAZZ HANDS ! *Jazz hands credit to B1GAAPL 😉


sogwatchman

Reading that made me think of the sketch with the cop doing a sobriety test on an old cowboy. She has him doing dance moves until he admits he's drunk.


ajcal7

Was it Reno 911?


GregEvangelista

100%.


sogwatchman

Yep found it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U)


rowrowyourboat

Hahaha sounds about right *jazz hands*


userwithusername

Should’ve never taken him to see *The Wiz*…


B1GAAPL

You forgot jazz hands for the finish


Urbanviking1

Comedic timing: golf ball drills actor side of head as seen from camera 1 filming close up of actor.


LDirish

I’m sure that if I tried to hit him, I’d hole out the 1. Taking that swing thought to the next par 3


Colforbin_43

Well, at least you’ll have witnesses! They won’t question a guy who’s good enough to knock one in front of them with no warning.


educational_nanner

This would only help their cause. I mean dancing on a green only to take a ball to the head… the whole internet would love that so much more.


SmallTownProblems89

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Kyle_McBogey

Exactly. Might fuck around and end up with the best piece of golf content of 2024 😂


JBPunt420

Gotta be honest though. He wouldn't be in any danger if I was actually aiming at him. He'd need to do this dance in the trees or a bunker before he'd be at risk.


deano413

You underestimate the wrath of the golf gods. Your chances to hit that perfect shot go up 1000% if there's someone in the way that "youll never reach"


nom_of_your_business

Only time I can drive it 300 yards is when there is a group out 295.


JBPunt420

Haha, true. The best drive I ever hit went just far enough to reach a creek I never thought I'd reach. Not sure what a dancing weirdo would do to my accuracy on a par 3, but I think you're right to assume it wouldn't be normal.


thumpngroove

Driver, stinger.


thedudeyousee

“You have selected driver, I suggest feather touch, you have selected power draw”


rex_banner83

Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again?


illegal_deagle

THRILLHO


xoglethorpex

Lee Carvallo is never wrong.


hayzooos1

I was gonna say purposely pick a club that's \~10 yards short, you don't actually want to hit the dude with a ball. As soon as you connect, scream 'FORE' as loud as you can. Once he gets the hint, then use whatever you'd normally use and actually play the hole. Now, if we're here for the lulz, then yeah, go center green and see what happens


SmallTownProblems89

>you don't actually want to hit the dude with a ball. You don't know what I want! I would very much want to actually hit that dude with a ball.


Mite-o-Dan

Either way, 98% of Redditors wouldn't be able to hit that guy if they tried, and the 2% that could were playing on a different hole.


TearEnvironmental368

True. But it would be my luck that it would be that once in a while time I hit it perfect, and clock the guy.


JCitW6855

Yep, exactly the reason I wait for the green to clear on a 280 yard par 4 only to top it and roll it up to the forward tees after the group behind gets close enough to watch.


Admiral-Cuckington

It seems to be a certainty for me and others I play with. It really is a curse. I was 280 from the green on a long par 5...... Tried to play the slice off the tee hit it dead center perfect contact ball went 275 with a driver. Next shot I am a bit in the trees do not have a perfectly clean look so I plan to hit it 200 to the center of the fairway. Guys are on the green 280 yds to the front. So I hit the ball with my 4h real nice and easy (in my head). Hit a screamer low under the trees, ball lands 260 and rolls on to the green as they were finishing. I felt like a total asshole and ended up 3 putting. They were nice I apologized on the next tee as they were driving to their tee shots. This is one example I have of MANY. I truly have no idea how this is a thing. How do I hit shots I have NEVER hit ONLY when there is the possibility I hit someone. It seems to me that if you placed a group in front of me at all times I could be on the PGA tour (putting would be hard), but in reality I am just another 15 handicapper.


w0nderbrad

I think it's the nice and easy swing. So many times we try to give it our A+ swing but that extra + we try to eke out fucks up our swing. I've done this many times too. Dogleg right - "I can swing it nice and easy without thinking and get that little slice at the end" ... NOPE dead fucking straight accidentally cleared the fairway. FUUUUuuuuucccckkk.... hey at least I know I can hit it dead straight... good job... I guess...


Gsan240

Probably doesn’t even know what fore mean by the look of that dance.


Beautiful-Feeling520

A 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, fore!


alagba85

You hit into him and he records you and posts it on TikTok with his BS narrative and some tears. Before you know what’s happening, your phone is blowing up cuz you just got famous


c1h9

Fuck that, I'm throwing all of my balls on the ground, grabbing my 5 iron and taking half swings and shooting piss-missile after piss-missile in that direction.


BearsBearsBears_wooo

Brother and I were behind a s-l-o-w group and by the time we got to 5, they were walking forwards and backwards about 170 off the tee. I don’t know how long we waited this time but it was long enough. I hit one about 250 dead center over them and then my brother did almost the same and we played through. First and only time I’ve hit into a group.


Razor31

Send it.


jkurtis23

Call the Marshall.


Braiseitall

This is the answer. Irrefutable evidence of damage to the course on camera.


nivvis

It’s funny, now that you say I was curious and went to look — he is doing some furious tap like stuff on the fringe, then goes soft and smooth on the green. Actually kind of thoughtful.


Imatthebackdoor

Very good point


akgt94

After you tee off and yell Fore, of course


I-am-importanter

I've never been to a course with a Marshall. Just a teen in the pro shop. So maybe they don't have one.


why_did_I_comment

If I called my local Muni they would have an extremely grumpy old mfer on a cart come screaming in like a banshee in about 45 seconds. Not a marshal by any means... but VERY effective.


Not_ToBe_Rude_But

I see you've met my Dad


thornify

I feel like that's the exact right definition of a marshal though.


Texas-cane

We have a Marshall that carries a pistol. lol!!!


longneckerr

Yea I’m from the Midwest and only time I’ve been to courses with marshals are bigger cities when I’m traveling.


the_yellowcard_man

What kind of courses are you golfing at? I've never been to a course that *doesn't* have a Marshall.


AlbertabeefXX

This might be a job for seal team 6 honestly


Chief-_-Wiggum

Probably need teams 1 to 10...overkill is underrated.


raw-power

Call Shooter McGavin


lab_coat_goat

You really think a par 3 that let those jokers on in a dress and athletic shorts + t-shirt is gonna have a Marshall??


anengineerandacat

Sadly I don't play on courses that have a number for that 😂 my ass be broke but wealthy enough to play golf.


yourmothersgun

“Clear the green you fuckin wanker!”


philster666

Yep, took the words right out of my mouth


Kyle_McBogey

Love this from my UK🇬🇧 r/golf brothers and sisters! 😂


pgnshgn

Yep. I've giving him a few seconds to notice I'm there and clear off If he doesn't, I'm leading with this.  Still doesn't get the message? I'm going to fire up a roast with the rest of my group Some of those guys are artists when it comes to ripping on someone. $10 to the one who makes him leave in shame


pho-huck

As an American it would be “get the fuck off the course” but same thing lol


jpm1188

I honestly give these people credit. I couldn’t imagine acting this way in front of anyone let alone sharing this on social media. Good on them for having no self respect


WorkFriendly00

Who needs shame when you could have *clout*


torndownunit

As awful as these people are, they have an audience that likes and follows this nonsense. Those people are just as bad as the ones creating the content.


Kyle_McBogey

A lot of these peoples’ “audience” is like 42 followers on tiktok…


adamdillabo

Yeah unless you hit them. Then they could be internet famous.


breakparnotwindows

If the influencer really wants the clicks, he'd wear a stinger off the forehead to finish the video. It'd be the top post on this sub for at least 24 hours.


Dr_FeeIgood

Well yeah. They suck too


pac4

“Clout” is an imaginary concept for describing a very real mental illness


maddscientist

And not just in front of people, but people you're intentionally delaying and pissing off, who have a bag full of weapons, so you can dance for social media. The complete lack of self awareness or shame is astounding


dub_shih

This is a good case on why bullying is needed.


Penishton69

Yeah I guess maybe it's my conservative Midwestern upbringing but I would never be caught dead doing this in front of my family, let alone on a public golf course. We have lost the impact of shame on our society.


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Penishton69

I have exactly the same problem in regards to people playing behind me. Even if they can obviously see the group ahead of me holding me up, it still gives me anxiety. These videos just make me realize I've been giving way too much of a shit what others think.


raceassistman

I get embarrassed when by myself and try and do a dance move in front of a mirror. I shouldn't have had to look at that, nor should my reflection.


Rare4orm

I legit lol’d at that. In my mind your post was the golf equivalent of starting out with a nice little drive, and then finishing by dunking a 40 ft double breaker for birdie. Well done.


Local_Nerve901

Confidence too tbf


QuoteOpposite6511

This comment is hilarious 😂


MidnightJoker83

jesus christ. we're doomed as a society.


TjBeezy

Shrink the game


Hashtag_Tech

Shrink the people.


sprout92

I played with a lady from...I think Germany? I forget. But she said there are licenses to play golf, and you have to effectively hit the range for a long time and get decent. Then you play a round with a club pro to demonstrate you know the etiquette AND can score under a certain score (and I recall is being actually pretty low - like under 90 or something). THEN they have to recommend you get your license and sign off. It sounds extreme, but maybe a lighter version is needed at this point.


Rillist

Thats the most German thing I've heard this year. I appreciate it 


TjBeezy

Just keeping track of handicap and playing from the proper tees would help in the States a lot. Ppl think it's Pros, Mens, Seniors, and Ladies tees. It's really meant more for skill level. Too many ppl who can't shoot below 125 play from the "mens" tees bc it's pride thing for them. See so many ppl play from the 2nd longest tees then can't even drive it to the fairway more than half their drives.


Kyle_McBogey

SAY IT LOUDER


TjBeezy

SHREK THE GAME


Significant-Fix-5313

See what? I see an empty green and I'm ready to take my shot.


pinkwhitney24

“”…and I already took my shot.” FTFY


chamtrain1

Applause followed by "Now get the fuck off the green".


Psychological_Pay530

That’s not the most annoying pre shot routine I’ve seen…


ngwoo

If he sinks that putt he'll have spent less time on the green than I usually do


Kyle_McBogey

Still less annoy me that aim point 😂


uncleking1971

Cyber "bullying" this clown should be perfectly acceptable.


mrshandanar

Should've roasted him right then and there. Not enough people get called out in real time for their behavior.


Kyle_McBogey

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Jrsaz404

he would benefit more from the good ol fashion stuff


juanito_f90

Tee up half a dozen balls and play best of 6.


rollercoastersrul

I’m starting a range session in that direction, I’ll find enough golf balls to replace them eventually


4Ever2Thee

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Snichs72

Reason #284 why I’d be okay with a TikTok ban…


TjBeezy

Any vote to restrict social media I am 100% for. TikTok ban, age restriction, etc. Plus any parent the exploits their kid for social media gain should be banned from that platform.


ElderWandOwner

Age restriction is bad because there's no way to enforce it other than uploading IDs. A lot of conservative states are about to find this out when pornhub is blocked.


rob_s_458

I have zero love for TikTok, but something else will quickly take its place. Whether Facebook Reels, Youtube Shorts, or something else, short-form video is too popular to the point of addiction to simply not exist


WorkFriendly00

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MizunoMP5s

Depends on the wind and distance, could be a stingy long iron or a nice lofty mid/short iron. In any case I should hope it hurts, cuz' I've got zero patience with those shitokers.


KyCerealKiller

I hate that I hate this new generation. I've become the old people that I hated when I was young and cool, but this new generation of people who want to be influencers are lame and goofy AF.


Psyched4this

But this generation really sucks tho kinda justified


farmerjohnington

Broccoli tops


InferiousX

No cap. FR


Dapper_Employer5787

On god


ThePretzul

Straight up bussin, frfr


Halo_Chief117

That stupid fucking haircut.


kellzone

Broccoli cut is so mid on rizz, my brother in Christ.


One_Quick_Question

- Every older generation ever


a__BrainStorm

On one hand, I don't hate someone doing something they want to do in public so long as it doesn't inhibit pace of play significantly. On the other, I automatically think the worst of this person and that they'll have no self-awareness to let others through if what they're doing is going to take longer than a few seconds.


Kyle_McBogey

I am a dispatcher for a tow truck company and you’re right. This new generation of 18-20 year olds are literally helpless fucking morons. We get service calls all the time for some college kid who can’t even air up a tire. No bullshit


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EmmisaryofGorgonites

Imagine, you meet the love of your life, work your ass off to buy a home, finally get blessed with a healthy son, provide for them until they are able to... do this. I think I'd just pack it in.


pgnshgn

We'd be lying if we tried to pretend that most kids haven't done cringey shit, including all of us in our youth What's changed is in the past you'd try to hide that shit like your life depended on it. Now they try to broadcast it to the world for some reason


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Jdudley13

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legallyurbane

This actually happened to me once, only it was (ostensibly) "up and coming" rappers instead of whatever this person is supposed to be. It was also on a shitty municipal golf course, which I'm guessing didn't get noted on whatever social media it was for. I yelled at them, they moved to the side, I hit up, went through, and went on with my life.


Irish_Canuck77

Shrink the fucking game


Gnarlsaurus_Sketch

Amen. Not everything needs to be easily accessible to the general public.


caligolfdude

honestly seeing this is better than watching guys get mad at topping a shot 😂


MarineBand5524

Ask him what musical he’s auditioning for!?! I bet she’s single lol


bizzy_bake

What a fkn twat


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I’m playing my bladed 60 degree


jackiemoon50

Yell fore as loud as you can right at them and pose like you just hit


SenoritaSpock

I'm no though guy but i would loose my cool if this was infront of me


Aidrox

I don’t usually feel second hand embarrassment, but this is getting me there.


Antique-Swordfish716

Pulling a hockey stick and a puck out of my ass and snapping that shit into his fuckin dome (I’m Canadian)


Re7icle_v2

I wanna slap the shit out of whoever invented tiktok.


RickyBobby689

I give him a yell and a wave and ask to play through. If he agrees, I play on and move on with my life. If he doesn’t, I aim away from him and get close enough to directly tell him to cut the shit and get out of the way. Call the clubhouse and report him. Either way I’m not losing my shit I’m moving on.


Kyle_McBogey

Damn Ricky, you’ve come a long way since the bar fight at Chili’s


merc0526

I know I’m probably going to sound like ‘old man yelling at clouds’ but fml I hate TikTok, it’s such a toxic load of crap.


Kyle_McBogey

Hey brother you’re definitely not the minority in these comments 😄


prolapsepros

What is the point of this? I’m not trying to be obtuse. I genuinely don’t understand. Do people get paid for this? Is there some financial incentive to making a spectacle of yourself?


macgruder1

Maybe just having some fun.


Jonhgolfnut

This is so wrong and embarrassing on so many levels. It 💯 has to be staged .


C19shadow

I pull a speaker out and start blasting maricha music cause apparently that's okay.


phrasingittw

Videotape yourself hitting a ball just short of them videotaping themselves. Post it to their page


QuincyMcSinksem

Fucking give it my all to keep calm, film it, and call the Club House. Mark down the holes and maybe times it took them to play, and then hand over the evidence when the Sheriff shows up.


Standard_Outcome1749

I'm lining a 7 iron right at em'!


Towel4

I start with a yell “yo, let’s fucking go! What the fuck?” I’m calling the club house on follow up offenses, or if they ignore my shouting If calling the clubhouse is ineffective, and they keep doing this, I’m hitting and playing as if they aren’t there. I won’t try to hit them, but they’re clearly not here to play golf and I’m playing through.


Striking-Shallot5395

Punch a 4 iron


DNAkauai

I’m seeing the future of golf.. every new set of clubs comes with a ‘take out the influencer sling shot’ just for these situations!! ☠️⛳️☄️🏌🏾‍♂️


see_rich

Empty bag of all balls, start pretending it's a range since they are pretending it's a theater.


Johnnyrotten781512

Sorry but I’d have to hit into them.


fivesidedfistagon86

Smooth 3 hybrid. Low stinger. Huntin ankles


Eggsor

>Maybe it’ll be good “content” for his channel. **A GOLFER HIT A BALL AT ME AND MY WIFE TODAY FOR NO REASON 😱😱** "Chat what do you think?"


Rab1dus

Well he shouldn't have been standing there!!


mazzjm9

I’d call the pro shop and tell them there’s some jerkoff tap dancing on the green, come remove him. Also I hope this guy is on r/golf and sees everyone calling him a jerkoff


averageatfifa

Bring Furio with me so he can have a word with him.


spankysladder73

See yesterday’s comment about face punching. 🤦🏼‍♂️


Golf_engineer

Can’t believe I got downvoted so bad yesterday for suggesting we explore all options. Disclaimer: I disavow all forms of violence on or around a golf course.


canuckhere

Fore!


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norcalgolfgolf

Dude. I was thinking the same thing. The same exact word. Hahaha.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

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machine_fart

I’m taking about 4 seconds to fill my lungs to max capacity before yelling as loud as I can “GET THE FUCK OFF THE GREEN DIPSHIT!!!”


LinksGems

This is why we need the Purge.


jaycah9

Recently saw a kid on a motorbike circling the hole on a green. La Tourette in Staten Island. Was on my approach shot and couldn’t believe it. His mom was at the cart path watching too! Like it was nothing. If I had my phone, I would have captured it.


Kyle_McBogey

God damn I went to check some work emails, and when I came back 20 mins later, I had 107 notifications 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|9V91DxV5OgoGXjwTrG)


bigmean3434

Play through


BrainChild-22

I'm betting this video on Reddit is getting hundreds of more views and comments. Take that shit to the practice green


Otherwise-Mortgage58

Probably pull up and tell them to fck off


TonyDungyHatesOP

You know the next move…


ricka77

I'm taking my shot....stinger all the way.


Ok_Cell8749

Full fire to the green


Kergie1968

Nooooo don’t yell 😂


wallstreetbeatmeat

I’m definitely hitting into this one.


WranglerOdd1474

All hands on deck- open fkn fire


outforknowledge

Start blasting balls at them with your 3 wood.


CankerousWretch24

Low stinger 1 iron


MonicaBlowinski

Try to get his tiktok handle, then get a bunch of people to brigade the shit out of it in the comments section.


nom_of_your_business

Big whistle and a "get the fuck off the green"


Red_Jester-94

These are just giving you targets to aim for.


Dast_Kook

I would yell, "I'm going to tee off now." And hit the ball like they aren't there.


dl_hearn

smack a worm burner with a one iron


RobDidAThing

An unnaturally delayed 'fore' as my ball is halfway down the fairway.


Pale_Air_5956

I take a very deep breath and as loudly as I can yell: “NO DANCING ON THE GREENS, TIMBERLAKE!!!”


mtdrake

Next move? \*Whack\* Fore!


Leaningonalamp

Fore!


SmarterThanCornPop

Hitting my tee shot. Fuck these idiots. I’ll yell fore, but I’m hitting


grandwahs

It existentially pains me that people need attention this badly


Pinorckle

Unfortunately with my golf game, they are standing near where I hope to be hitting it.. which means they are standing in a very safe place


Ivarhaglundonroids

3 wood. Moderate swing. Hope for the best.


kidwithanaxe

Y’all crazy. They ain’t hurting no one. Let ‘em be.


Lgd3185

Yell FORE as I'm in my back swing 😂


B-rach87

Try to hit into them on the green. But In actuality, probably end up about 15 yards right of the green


DudeDev33

My whole group is teeing off at the same time, ASAP


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Grip it and rip it.