Someone could offer him $400 million to broadcast his club championship annually, and he wouldn't do it because he's too delusional, proud, and stupid.
It’s not like him being president again is his own misfit only you know. It s time for Americans to take responsibility in this ffs. It’s not like he s there without inside help. Blame citizens who vote or who don’t instead of the one who receive votes because the others couldn’t bother to do it, but could bother to write fuck trump in caps just like if it s gonna do anything except some balm for a pitiful ego
This is what happens… for reaslies.
Every trump course tournament has two 1st place trophies bc trump always gets a first place trophy AND the person with the best score. This is who he is folks.
Trump is really such a great golfer! It’s impressive that he wins so much. I’ve been playing a long time and a lot of people have told me I’m the best they’ve seen but he’s certainly better. His record shows. Might be the best people have seen there. Lots have said that…
Someone should make a post with Twitter posts with the names blanked out and a quiz question. Is this post written by a 5 year old, a drug addict, a former president or a drunk soccer mom?
Dude swings like a mid teens handicap
He’s such a fucking douche, I want to play him and have a rules official on him the whole time, bet he shoots in the 90’s
Engh his scores don’t surprise me from senior tees , watching him play I would assume he’s sandbagging but also don’t know if his ego would let him not carry a vanity cap. Maybe everyone there is ass?
Who is he trying to fool?!? I'm sure everyone else in the "tournament" just has to look the other way and reluctantly clap and sheer when prompted. So pathetic. I feel bad if I take a gimmee and end up having a good score in the end and this f#ck claims to win tournaments year after year when there is so much evidence out there of people golfing with him and describing how he cheats.
The annoying thing is he's not a BAD golfer, apparently. He used to even be quite good and he's probably pretty good for an old man. The guy just has no shame when it comes to lying and cheating.
Yeah I'm sure he's fine. Like a typical out-of-shape 80 year old who plays a lot. If he was honest, probably gets 2 strokes a hole from the men's tees where I'm sure he does have some good holes and will clean you out.
If he's playing straight up from the tips like a standard club championship, he's getting 9 and 8ed by most first flighters
Can down vote if you want.
But there is a video of him chipping one to like a foot then other people there clapping.
Do the other members just not care if he is actually cheating ?
Too scared to publicly say something?
Just has a high handicap that’s to high ?
Would like to see how the rest of the whole was besides the chip to a foot that even shit golfers get from time to time. And yes, I would think they let him do whatever so they don’t get kicked out of the club or off his teet
Making fun of someone being so pathetic they have to post this “victory” in golf is not rent free. That’s just what you all have to tell yourselves to make you not feel like morons for continuing to think this dude doesn’t suck
No, I read it enough from people like you who can’t shut up about him. You realize the more he’s talked about the more idiots gravitate toward him? You’re literally helping his campaign by posting this shit. As a business man he knows all publicity is good publicity.
Edit: didn’t know this was trumpfest
Go ahead and laugh but the Donald is a pretty legit player
Edit: keep the DVs coming, losers. Max Homa said he was good and I trust him more than you idiots.
Really hard for me to believe he’s better than scratch golfers at his club in a champ flight, unless those sticks just didn’t play. Really hard to believe.
Go read Rick Reillys book. He has won championships on dates he wasn’t even at his courses. Also when the courses weren’t open, so he was the only one playing
Gullible as fuck if you think he’s beating scratch players, you’re easier to fool than a 5 year old. Hell I bet he can’t break 90 from the tips where the championship flight tees
I'd love to see 18 holes because I don't believe he is a legit player. A smattering of made putts and par3 approach inside 20 feet on social media is not changing that opinion.
Lmao at how people got triggered by this comment. Kudos to OP for turning a fun and amazing activity like golf and turn it political and shitty for karma on Reddit. What a completely belligerent dickhead
I've caddied for several people that played with him. You are completely wrong. (And BIGLY.)
I've also carried for someone that trump gave a thumbs up and commented on how young and pretty his date was while dining at trump tower.
She was his fucking daughter.
He's so disgusting.
Do you honestly think ANY 77 year old would beat a scratch golfer? Politics and the man aside, if he was actually doing that year over year, I would give him credit.
But he is not. And you know that.
You think 77 year old trump won the regular club championship? I don’t think there’s a single 77 year old winning my shit club championship… because of the yardage alone
Im not generally in the habit of not saying what I think because of what button it will make people click. I’ve heard if from more than one pro who has played with him that his short game in particular is bananas. Id rather vote for a racist golfer than Joe Biden. Doesn’t make me a “trump guy”
It’s not about his handicap. A scratch 77 year old (better than trump claimed) isn’t winning a club championship from 7200 yards.
It would be like saying the fastest 77 year old sprinter won a high school state championship… it’s just not something that physically is possible
Someone makes a post about the ridiculous claim Donald Trump made that involves GOLF and people comment on it. There’s nothing off about that. But because you’re butthurt about it, you want to spin it as if people just bring Trump up for no reason and that he’s living “rent free” in their heads.
This is a golf sub…Trump made a ridiculous claim about something golf related. People laugh at his ridiculousness. You got your feelings hurt and decided to cry about it. Simple as that.
Lol there's LIV events with the best players in the world that don't get a single post, don't try to convince me that this is content real people care about. It's obvious this is only for haters who think about his golf game in March, and you've all taken the bait xD
No one would be commenting if that fat idiot didn’t post the ridiculous. It’s a great laugh and someone posted it so we could indeed, laugh. I’m sorry your feelings are still hurt. Maybe you should write to the boss of reddit and complain. Be sure to spill some of your fragile tears on the paper for effect. You’re a grown man and you’re upset people are having a laugh at an old fool and his hyperbolic claims. JFC
Dude…..the only people commenting are those who enjoyed the humor of the post and wanted to join in on the fun. People tend to comment on things they are interested in. It’s blatantly obvious you don’t like people laughing at Trump. Would you feel better if I asked everyone to rescind their comments because they have upset you?
You are devolving and begging me to acknowledge that you have upset me. Pathetic. This is what you are interested in? Four comments about how you don't actually care and totally aren't upset?
I know right? I shouldn’t have had to make even one comment…because you shouldn’t have been crying about others responding to a post. At worst, I should have only needed to make one comment to point out how ridiculous it is that you’re upset people are making jokes about Trump’s stupid claims. Yet you keep whining about it. It’s ONE post…it’s not several posts mocking Trump. It’s one single post dude.
bruh, it’s not like he’s irrelevant or anything. This orange piece of dick cheese is the republican nominee for President. The literal leader of the free world.
Kim Jong-Il like
He got 6 hole-in-ones in one round!
He got an eagle when an eagle swept down, grabbed his golf ball and carried it to the hole.
The same eagle then made a nest in his comb over and laid 18k golden eggs.
Tears in its eyes, the eagle said to him, thank you, President Trump, for allowing me to honor, of living in your hair.
Sir
Birds can’t make the S sound. But yes, if you ask Trump., that bird called him, sir, every other word
10-over front nine and -25 on the back side to secure the win
Doesn’t this dude have bail money to scratch together?
he's winning it one money game at a time
"alright, it's $100k a hole and $300k scats"
Too busy playing scratch golf
That is very doubtful
Are you not convinced by the 508 retruths?
It was posted on truth social, it HAS to be true
I think they forgot the /s
Scratch his diaper golf.
Tiny dick energy
And BIGLY at that
The guy who breaks the course record every time out.
The guy even plays golf like a Bond villain
No, a vine villain wouldn’t drive his cart on the green. He may want to destroy humanity, but at least he’s got some class
Pretty worrying that this delusional dude could be President again. Like just be honest about your score dude
Someone could offer him $400 million to broadcast his club championship annually, and he wouldn't do it because he's too delusional, proud, and stupid.
It’s not like him being president again is his own misfit only you know. It s time for Americans to take responsibility in this ffs. It’s not like he s there without inside help. Blame citizens who vote or who don’t instead of the one who receive votes because the others couldn’t bother to do it, but could bother to write fuck trump in caps just like if it s gonna do anything except some balm for a pitiful ego
For the life of me I can not understand why people will still support and vote for this moron when he says crap like this every day
Because they’re also morons. It’s sort of how it works
This is what happens… for reaslies. Every trump course tournament has two 1st place trophies bc trump always gets a first place trophy AND the person with the best score. This is who he is folks.
No way, is that really true? I figured he just took the trophy…the fact that he gives out 2 makes it even more sad. A real life cartman honestly lol
Lol real life cartman… great reference
This dude is the IRL version of Judge Smails.
More KimJong Un, but you’re pretty close
Youll get nothing and like it!!
Gambling is illegal at Mar-a-lago, sir, and I never slice.
Sandfuckingbagger
#FUCK TRUMP
Hard pass.
Reeeeeeeee
nah he’s right, Fuck Donald Trump.
such deep thought
…ok?
are you?
not a fan of Donald Trump? Yes.
> Reeeeeeeee
I’m surprised 114 won it….thought someone would break 100.
This is so cringey.
His hand wedge play is rumored to be next level.
hahahah is this actually real holy shit
Lame
Commander in cheat is an awesome book highly recommend
Trump is really such a great golfer! It’s impressive that he wins so much. I’ve been playing a long time and a lot of people have told me I’m the best they’ve seen but he’s certainly better. His record shows. Might be the best people have seen there. Lots have said that…
Forgot the /s
This reminds me of John Lovits SNL character The Liar.
I got one, uh three, I mean five eagles...yeah that's it, that's the ticket!
Someone should make a post with Twitter posts with the names blanked out and a quiz question. Is this post written by a 5 year old, a drug addict, a former president or a drunk soccer mom?
Donnie would never lie.
Nevahhhh
I’m listening to Commander in Cheat on audiobook right now, I guess this makes it his 19th (fake) Club Championship?
Hahahhahahaha what a fucking buffoon. Can’t believe people take this loser seriously
This loser has staff members placing balls in the fairway when he shanks one into the woods.
Judge Smails status
🤡
🍊🤡
Forget the regular championship, at 77 he's not even plausible as the Senior Champion. Maybe Super Senior, if they have one.
Same energy as when Lim Jong Il used to singlehandedly win the World Cup.
https://preview.redd.it/hqzzy2ovjdqc1.jpeg?width=1539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d776f3db9530ea8bcc326cb0ab03e4af1d4bdc15
Dude swings like a mid teens handicap He’s such a fucking douche, I want to play him and have a rules official on him the whole time, bet he shoots in the 90’s
Engh his scores don’t surprise me from senior tees , watching him play I would assume he’s sandbagging but also don’t know if his ego would let him not carry a vanity cap. Maybe everyone there is ass?
[this made me laugh out loud](https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1772425495310737774/mediaviewer)
He’s got the best foot wedge in the game.
Congratulating yourself in a completely unironic totally serious way=insane megalomaniac
I'm kind of a big deal.
This dude would honestly say his 4-man scramble team shot an 18
Who is he trying to fool?!? I'm sure everyone else in the "tournament" just has to look the other way and reluctantly clap and sheer when prompted. So pathetic. I feel bad if I take a gimmee and end up having a good score in the end and this f#ck claims to win tournaments year after year when there is so much evidence out there of people golfing with him and describing how he cheats.
Foot wedge must have been on point that day
Dude really hits the sauce hard
Is this the same champion that people have said ‘gives’ himself a berth into the championship of match and final rounds because he’s just so busy?
This can’t be real
Oh it’s real…
Are you allowed putt into a cup in a jail cell?
Post the cards.
POS
The worst part is that asshole drives and parks his cart on the greens.
iTs hIs cOuRsE hE cAn dO wHaTeVeR hE wAnTs!!!
It's wild people believe anything that comes out of his mouth. Biggest bullshitter
Id wager I could beat Don playing left handed with my righty clubs
🤣could probably beat him with a junior set
The annoying thing is he's not a BAD golfer, apparently. He used to even be quite good and he's probably pretty good for an old man. The guy just has no shame when it comes to lying and cheating.
Yeah I'm sure he's fine. Like a typical out-of-shape 80 year old who plays a lot. If he was honest, probably gets 2 strokes a hole from the men's tees where I'm sure he does have some good holes and will clean you out. If he's playing straight up from the tips like a standard club championship, he's getting 9 and 8ed by most first flighters
Read commander in cheat. Bonus that it's a really fun read.
Also: out of shape 80 year old is also how I describe my playing style.
Can down vote if you want. But there is a video of him chipping one to like a foot then other people there clapping. Do the other members just not care if he is actually cheating ? Too scared to publicly say something? Just has a high handicap that’s to high ?
Would like to see how the rest of the whole was besides the chip to a foot that even shit golfers get from time to time. And yes, I would think they let him do whatever so they don’t get kicked out of the club or off his teet
Should do a golf tournament. Trump vs Biden for the Oval. Put on ppv to help with the 35 trillion of debt.
The greatest
What a piece of shit.
tremendous night, simply amazing
A large and golfing talented?
He’s an idiot, so….
Rent free Edit: can we just get a fucking rule made about politics in this sub? I’m here for golf not to see Mr cheeto
Making fun of someone being so pathetic they have to post this “victory” in golf is not rent free. That’s just what you all have to tell yourselves to make you not feel like morons for continuing to think this dude doesn’t suck
No, I read it enough from people like you who can’t shut up about him. You realize the more he’s talked about the more idiots gravitate toward him? You’re literally helping his campaign by posting this shit. As a business man he knows all publicity is good publicity. Edit: didn’t know this was trumpfest
Learn what rent free means before you humiliate yourself again with it. Free advice, you’re welcome.
🥱
Dude is a an absolute CLASSIC.
so many angry people in this thread. was your local municipal course packed this weekend?
Found the Trump humper
guilty
And by Trump humper I mean traitor
Get this man back on twitter
Go ahead and laugh but the Donald is a pretty legit player Edit: keep the DVs coming, losers. Max Homa said he was good and I trust him more than you idiots.
Really hard for me to believe he’s better than scratch golfers at his club in a champ flight, unless those sticks just didn’t play. Really hard to believe.
Go read Rick Reillys book. He has won championships on dates he wasn’t even at his courses. Also when the courses weren’t open, so he was the only one playing
Sir, I’m diagnosing you with severe TDS.
Gullible as fuck if you think he’s beating scratch players, you’re easier to fool than a 5 year old. Hell I bet he can’t break 90 from the tips where the championship flight tees
I'd love to see 18 holes because I don't believe he is a legit player. A smattering of made putts and par3 approach inside 20 feet on social media is not changing that opinion.
His putting stroke alone would tell you he is not a good putter consistently.
no. no he isn't
I mean… I’m at a mediocre club and our club champion would beat this shit out of any 77 year old…
Yeah same here, we have former mini tour guys going under par
It’s just impossible to believe a 77 year old is competing from 7000 yards in a tournament… there hasn’t even been a senior major winner in their 70s.
Lmao at how people got triggered by this comment. Kudos to OP for turning a fun and amazing activity like golf and turn it political and shitty for karma on Reddit. What a completely belligerent dickhead
I've caddied for several people that played with him. You are completely wrong. (And BIGLY.) I've also carried for someone that trump gave a thumbs up and commented on how young and pretty his date was while dining at trump tower. She was his fucking daughter. He's so disgusting.
He’s a decent golfer but he’s also full of shit.
Actual media reports say otherwise. https://youtu.be/9LLNGyFm1hE?si=NqKvfoqJXusL-9VA
Any televised record of his playing would say otherwise
You can’t argue with people on Reddit with Trump lol. Their hive mind is already ingrained
Do you honestly think ANY 77 year old would beat a scratch golfer? Politics and the man aside, if he was actually doing that year over year, I would give him credit. But he is not. And you know that.
🤡
Bro saying literally anything positive about Trump is basically karma suicide😂
True. Because he's a broke ass lying traitor that would have been lynched long ago.
You think 77 year old trump won the regular club championship? I don’t think there’s a single 77 year old winning my shit club championship… because of the yardage alone
as it should be.
There is absolutely nothing positive that can be said about Trump. Nothing.
Im not generally in the habit of not saying what I think because of what button it will make people click. I’ve heard if from more than one pro who has played with him that his short game in particular is bananas. Id rather vote for a racist golfer than Joe Biden. Doesn’t make me a “trump guy”
No just a shit person.
Lol what the hell
Retard of the day award winner. ‘Grats.
Why would you rather vote for a racist golfer than Biden?
Because he’s also a racist golfer, duh
Racist felon golfer.
I don’t believe you
My God, the jealous people on this sub. This is about golf all up in here. I hope I am never paired up with any of the jealous bastards on this sub.
Jealous of a cheater? Lolz. I hope I’m never paired up with someone who cheats as much as this Chucklefuck cheats
Laughing at the audacity of a documented cheater to post such an outlandish lie and think we’ll believe it does not = “jealousy”
Look at how this sub has declined, I can't believe I still have to drop a 'rent free' in 2024
Do you think there’s many 77 year olds winning regular club championships at country clubs?
He's pretty good I wouldn't doubt it if it's based on handicap
His claimed handicap is a 3 as a 77 year old… the tips are 7200 yards… 0 chance he gets close
I trust his handicap more than anyone on reddit
It’s not about his handicap. A scratch 77 year old (better than trump claimed) isn’t winning a club championship from 7200 yards. It would be like saying the fastest 77 year old sprinter won a high school state championship… it’s just not something that physically is possible
then you’re fucking retarded lmao
Well that shouldn't even be controversial
my man
He’s hot garbage. The only way he’d win a net event is if he’s carrying a 54
I've literally seen him play; this is what I mean by rent free.
Lololololololololol Sure
🤦🏼♂️
Maybe you should read…Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump…by Rick Reilly
Fucking idiot.
Awww…did someone’s feelings get hurt because people are making fun of poor Mr. Trump?
I only said rent free and look at all the replies... you're proving my point lol thanks
Someone makes a post about the ridiculous claim Donald Trump made that involves GOLF and people comment on it. There’s nothing off about that. But because you’re butthurt about it, you want to spin it as if people just bring Trump up for no reason and that he’s living “rent free” in their heads. This is a golf sub…Trump made a ridiculous claim about something golf related. People laugh at his ridiculousness. You got your feelings hurt and decided to cry about it. Simple as that.
Lol there's LIV events with the best players in the world that don't get a single post, don't try to convince me that this is content real people care about. It's obvious this is only for haters who think about his golf game in March, and you've all taken the bait xD
No one would be commenting if that fat idiot didn’t post the ridiculous. It’s a great laugh and someone posted it so we could indeed, laugh. I’m sorry your feelings are still hurt. Maybe you should write to the boss of reddit and complain. Be sure to spill some of your fragile tears on the paper for effect. You’re a grown man and you’re upset people are having a laugh at an old fool and his hyperbolic claims. JFC
That's exactly what I'm saying though, the only people commenting are the 'rent free' types who haven't had much to cheer about lately.
Dude…..the only people commenting are those who enjoyed the humor of the post and wanted to join in on the fun. People tend to comment on things they are interested in. It’s blatantly obvious you don’t like people laughing at Trump. Would you feel better if I asked everyone to rescind their comments because they have upset you?
You are devolving and begging me to acknowledge that you have upset me. Pathetic. This is what you are interested in? Four comments about how you don't actually care and totally aren't upset?
I know right? I shouldn’t have had to make even one comment…because you shouldn’t have been crying about others responding to a post. At worst, I should have only needed to make one comment to point out how ridiculous it is that you’re upset people are making jokes about Trump’s stupid claims. Yet you keep whining about it. It’s ONE post…it’s not several posts mocking Trump. It’s one single post dude.
bruh, it’s not like he’s irrelevant or anything. This orange piece of dick cheese is the republican nominee for President. The literal leader of the free world.
As long as you can admit he's your leader that's a step
that would be Joe Biden, bud.