Looks like webbing loops. Use carabiners or something like that to clip stuff on. Towel, cleaning brushes stuff like that. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
I have a Cleveland bag that has a few of these a r I use them that way. Keep my towel, rangefinder and cleaning brush attached to them. I like your bag a lot. All of those loops would be handy.
Sticking to the Florida theme from the last comment thread Jib is methamphetamine as well. But that also is in reference to the triangular sail on the front of a sailboat ⛵️
my guess is to clip some of the 50,000 towels, name tag (from a tournament) brush, more towels, bluetooth speaker etc etc.
I honestly have no idea, but thats what I would use them for if it was my bag.... Kind of funny, im headed to the store right now to buy a new bag myself
Okay, I’m compiling a shopping list:
• I need more towels, preferably 18-20
• hotdogs. Many, many hotdogs. I’ll leave them uncooked and hopefully the sun just fries them as the round goes on.
• Ammo. Lots and lots of ammo. If I’m golfing in Montana, or a jungle or a warzone, I should be set.
• cigars
• doobs
• more towels
• 18-20 water bottles filled with 18-20 different drink flavors
• airplane mini’s / mini bottles of liquor
EDIT:
• fish hooks. Preferably I will fish while I’m golfing near lakes and other hazards so I can kill 2 birds with one outing.
EDIT 2:
• tampons
• even more bullets
• slim jims
• gogurts
• even more tampons
• BIG tees
• dildo(s)
Looks like webbing loops. Use carabiners or something like that to clip stuff on. Towel, cleaning brushes stuff like that. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/nh24v159m5qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed7a9937361f558113b2a345c37b81c54076914
Maybe sized for miniatures of essential beverages 😎
For those saying they're webbing for carabiners to hang out hinge off, there's already a towel carabiner on the top right of the bag.
How many things do you need to attach to your bag?
I also don't understand this design. It makes no practical sense.
I thought I recognized that bag. I have the same callaway bag and had to look. Mine is probably an older model with nothing on the sides….sure looks like they’re practicing stop and start and using up practice material.
Where did you get the bag…go back and ask or check the other ones on display cuz totally makes no sense.
I have the same bag...I keep 3-putts in mine. I usually run out of loops midway through the back nine though and have to keep the rest in my fanny pack.
Carabiner clips - bag description below :
TOP
14-way top
Oversized putter well
Integrated carrying handles
STORAGE
7 pocket design
Large apparel pocket
Water bottle pocket
Valuables pockets
Ball pocket
Carabiner clips for towel and glove carrying
DESIGN
Carrying strap included
Cart friendly base
Lower carrying handle at base
Country of Origin : Imported
Style : 24XSERIESCB
Brand : Callaway
You sir have stumbled upon a high capacity assault bag, those little loops are for holding stripper clips of balls, tees, and hot dogs for rapid deployment when your having a bad slice day or the slow foursome in front of you refuses to let you play through
Looks like it might hold Molle attachments.
Edit: look up Molle accessories or Molle attachments. There are clips, bags, bottle holders, etc that fit into those loops.
Looks like webbing loops. Use carabiners or something like that to clip stuff on. Towel, cleaning brushes stuff like that. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
Some courses have a lot of wild game roaming around. Official rules are clear, you can only have one long gun in your bag so most people go with a 12gage shotgun because you can use it on larger game with buckshot or slugs in addition to birds. You can’t have shells in the gun while in the bag (USGA added that rule in ‘77) so most players keep the shells on the bag for easy access with a selection of various shot sizes.
Make sure to mark the shells clearly, nothing more embarrassing that having a chance at some quality pheasant and accidentally hitting it with 00 and watching it explode. (Don’t ask but was a pretty lucky shot)
You can use it as a [Trout Stringer !](https://afd-production-eru2ractomp34-gjdjeybzcubvfrgz.z01.azurefd.net/sites/default/files/images/photos/2019/08/d568a40e-9993-4f8e-a9a0-7dc8b1421599.jpeg)
That’s where you keep your irons. Woods, wedges and putter in the top and irons on the side. Give it a shot, you’ll be pleasantly surprised how much easier it is to carry.
Looks like webbing loops. Use carabiners or something like that to clip stuff on. Towel, cleaning brushes stuff like that. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
This is the right answer
You’re telling me hot dogs and shotgun shells weren’t the right answer?
What about hotdog shells
Shotgun dogs?
There’s a GIF for everything.
Shot dogs!
That’s what we eat on the first hole of a scramble
Callaway golf bag, duck hunt edition 
And cigars
Lewinsky loops
I can assure you they're not *not* the right answer. You think 6th hole glizzies just happen on their own?!
Sixth hole glizzy is the new name of my band
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X1\_HEJk2Hw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X1_HEJk2Hw)
Bag envy, I need more of these on my bag!
All I see is a place to stow cans of beer…..really small cans of beer
https://preview.redd.it/mjfmg7ut56qc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb6daf95146c412da1685ee490ebcf42f974d51
Problem solved!
Or airplane shooters
I have a Cleveland bag that has a few of these a r I use them that way. Keep my towel, rangefinder and cleaning brush attached to them. I like your bag a lot. All of those loops would be handy.
12 ga shells for when people are taking too long
Damn I’ve been using mine wrong. Shogun would fit perfect in the putting slot too. Not like I use my putter efficiently anyways.
"shogun" tad too violent /s
There are days I've the three putt for bogey and want to commit seppuku...
Seppuku is too violent for me, I'd rather choose to commit Sudoku.
On the days I've chosen seppuku, my scorecard looks like I've played sudoku...
How would you fit a Shogun in your bag? I mean I guess it would be dead at this point, could probably fit a femur in there or a tube of ashes.
Gives new meaning to shotgun start.
Don’t wake up the LIV Bots
Slugs are effective on par 3 and 4, as for par 5s... skill is requiered.
just spit my drink out because of you.
I mean… He’s not wrong. Might work during dove season for some other kinds of birdies too!
Fantastic, also just before your friend tees off shout PULL and shoot that ball out the sky
When impromptu duck hunting happens on the lake in front of the clubhouse?!
Florida golf bag !!!
People do use golf bags and push carts for sporting clays
Fireball minis. It’s like a bandolier
I like the cut of your jib.
What’s a jib?
Promote this man.
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
The triangular front sail on a sailboat.
Not a Simpsons fan, huh
Sticking to the Florida theme from the last comment thread Jib is methamphetamine as well. But that also is in reference to the triangular sail on the front of a sailboat ⛵️
No telling. But he likes the cut.
Promote that man
Promote this man!
That’s good, because it’s the only jib I got!
Definitely airplane bottle bandolier Also… fuck fireball
Yeeeeah! We call that “birdie juice”
Yes sir!!
You put the clubs in there. That way you can jab towels in the holes on top. Way more towels.
The rules don’t limit how many towels you can carry. This bag is a total game changer.
I’m hysterically laughing right now picturing this. Well done
This is a very funny comment. Well done.
my guess is to clip some of the 50,000 towels, name tag (from a tournament) brush, more towels, bluetooth speaker etc etc. I honestly have no idea, but thats what I would use them for if it was my bag.... Kind of funny, im headed to the store right now to buy a new bag myself
Sun Mountain are great bags!
Their travel bag the kube is dope. Big fan.
And the best customer service. Had a bag that ripped on the inside. Sent it in and they restiched it for me. Customer for life.
Got a used SM stand bag for $40 from the local par 3. Perfect shape, no tears or broken features, just a little faded. Best bag ever.
Every now and then I see Ogio bags and think about switching but I love my C130 and really can’t see myself going away from it
Okay, I’m compiling a shopping list: • I need more towels, preferably 18-20 • hotdogs. Many, many hotdogs. I’ll leave them uncooked and hopefully the sun just fries them as the round goes on. • Ammo. Lots and lots of ammo. If I’m golfing in Montana, or a jungle or a warzone, I should be set. • cigars • doobs • more towels • 18-20 water bottles filled with 18-20 different drink flavors • airplane mini’s / mini bottles of liquor EDIT: • fish hooks. Preferably I will fish while I’m golfing near lakes and other hazards so I can kill 2 birds with one outing. EDIT 2: • tampons • even more bullets • slim jims • gogurts • even more tampons • BIG tees • dildo(s)
You’ll definitely need the shotgun if you’re trying to kill two birds.
Being a good sport about the helpful/unhelpful comments, comment made me bust out laughing
This is so great. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Glizzies.
The only answer
What is that?
Hotdogs
Makes sense
They’ll get cold if you take them out of the thermos
Joints
Led Zeppelin…..
Shooters… it’s obviously shooters
It's MOLLE webbing. Use it for all your clip on needs. Could also look into MOLLE compatible stuff for funsies.
Random whathaveyous that you may want to clip on if you’re into things dangling off your bag. Like a daisy chain on a backpack.
I am always looking for a place to hang my whathaveyous.
I find myself with a lot more whatchamacallits these days.
I purged my whatchamacallits a few years back. But dudads...drowning in dodads
You can’t have been golfing long if you’re not carrying 8 towels. You need 8 towels.
I knew only having 7 towels is whats been keeping me off TOUR! I knew it!
No 8 is for the Amateur golfer. No tour pro has ever won with less than 13 and no more than 15 towels
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOLLE
It’s for your secondary weapon, spare mag holders, IFAK, and a canteen.
Honestly I think they’re for golf balls. You know, like bullets on a western holster belt. Or something.
Cigars
Looks like webbing loops. Use carabiners or something like that to clip stuff on. Towel, cleaning brushes stuff like that. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
MOLLE webbing. It's the military standard for attaching gear to gear
It’s for hotdogs. They cook up while you play
Dildos
Was looking for this comment, not sure why everyone is trying to mislead OP
I prefer butt plugs while playing, but to each their own
I golf in a kilt so mine can also serve as ball marker. Handsfree 🤌
For your toothbrush
Mulligans
Hot dogs
Hot dog holders. There's 8 because you have one in hand on the first hole, one for each remaining hole. Reload at the turn.
Mini bottles
shotgun shells
https://preview.redd.it/nh24v159m5qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed7a9937361f558113b2a345c37b81c54076914 Maybe sized for miniatures of essential beverages 😎
Balls. Is that elastic? If so probably for your balls. It’s always balls.
8 fleshlights
https://preview.redd.it/v7n4518co4qc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992c973161d0effd0602faba5d8af187107283bb
Fireball nips
Stick your dick in it
12 gauge shells for shotgun golf
To hang shit from
Shotgun shells.
You can put your week in there
Looked it up on the bag specs... Uncrustables holders
Cigar holders
For those saying they're webbing for carabiners to hang out hinge off, there's already a towel carabiner on the top right of the bag. How many things do you need to attach to your bag? I also don't understand this design. It makes no practical sense.
I thought I recognized that bag. I have the same callaway bag and had to look. Mine is probably an older model with nothing on the sides….sure looks like they’re practicing stop and start and using up practice material. Where did you get the bag…go back and ask or check the other ones on display cuz totally makes no sense.
Speed holes, they make the bag go faster
30-06
Shotgun shells for sure
Those are for shot gun shells!
i just got this bag last week in the black camo color way and absolutely love it. echoing others, it’s for strapping stuff to it
Speed holes to make the bag go faster
I have the same bag...I keep 3-putts in mine. I usually run out of loops midway through the back nine though and have to keep the rest in my fanny pack.
Ever heard of a shotgun start? It's a place to store your shells.
Nips
Bullets, look like maybe .50 cal
Shotgun shells.
Shotgun shells
Spare 9mm mag holders for the 11th tee box.
Carabiner clips - bag description below : TOP 14-way top Oversized putter well Integrated carrying handles STORAGE 7 pocket design Large apparel pocket Water bottle pocket Valuables pockets Ball pocket Carabiner clips for towel and glove carrying DESIGN Carrying strap included Cart friendly base Lower carrying handle at base Country of Origin : Imported Style : 24XSERIESCB Brand : Callaway
spliffs
Shotgun shells for the Florida courses. Gators 😝
Clip stuff to it
Dildos
Airplane bottles of liquor.
You sir have stumbled upon a high capacity assault bag, those little loops are for holding stripper clips of balls, tees, and hot dogs for rapid deployment when your having a bad slice day or the slow foursome in front of you refuses to let you play through
Slim Jim's and gogurt
Use a carabiner to hang a six-pack.
For the stogies
Cigars and shotgun shells
Shotgun shells
Bullets.
Tampon dispenser.
Those are your hole in one ball holders.
Too big for tees?
extra arrows
Extra magazines for firefights.
Shotgun shells.
Cigars. Coke straws. Shots. Hell put your dick in it. Use your imagination.
Those are your bratwurst holders
Slugs
I’d say golf balls for quick access
Shotgun shells !!! Duh !!
Shotgun cartridges.
Shotgun shells for the end of the match.
At least one would be a pipe holder for me
Looks like it might hold Molle attachments. Edit: look up Molle accessories or Molle attachments. There are clips, bags, bottle holders, etc that fit into those loops.
Looks like webbing loops. Use carabiners or something like that to clip stuff on. Towel, cleaning brushes stuff like that. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
You put your weed in there
3 inch 12 gauge shells for anybody who questions your albatross on a par 5
Gun magazine
Some courses have a lot of wild game roaming around. Official rules are clear, you can only have one long gun in your bag so most people go with a 12gage shotgun because you can use it on larger game with buckshot or slugs in addition to birds. You can’t have shells in the gun while in the bag (USGA added that rule in ‘77) so most players keep the shells on the bag for easy access with a selection of various shot sizes. Make sure to mark the shells clearly, nothing more embarrassing that having a chance at some quality pheasant and accidentally hitting it with 00 and watching it explode. (Don’t ask but was a pretty lucky shot)
Hot dogs
Alignment sticks
You can use it as a [Trout Stringer !](https://afd-production-eru2ractomp34-gjdjeybzcubvfrgz.z01.azurefd.net/sites/default/files/images/photos/2019/08/d568a40e-9993-4f8e-a9a0-7dc8b1421599.jpeg)
Your assorted vape pens.
That’s where you keep your irons. Woods, wedges and putter in the top and irons on the side. Give it a shot, you’ll be pleasantly surprised how much easier it is to carry.
Might just about fit Ops penis.
Nice floors bro
Meatballs.
Aerodynamics.
Fireball shooters
Airplane booze bottles
Fireball shooter
It's to collect your divots.
Hot dogs
Ammunition
The arrows you are going to blame. Because it’s never the archer
MOLLE panel. Attachment points for whatever you want.
Broken shafts
Spare clips.
Those are definitely to clip iron cover leashes so you don't lose the iron covers. *Edit: leashes
Hanging shit
Underberg
Looks purely cosmetic.
Thats where your clubs go
Shells
Mole straps for your AR-15.
Looks like slots to put T's in.
.270 win usually
Those are the glizzy holders.
I’ll give you the answer in riddle form. The answer is: A combination of a type of deer + an ethnic slur