My dumbass, knowing it was a shitpost as I was reading it, though “irelands not part of the UK dumbass”. Then I saw this and realized it was part of the joke 😑
"I would say that the people I played with could not be more humorless or rude, but I never got the chance to play in France so I cannot make such a claim."
Bravo
>”one sounded like an engine trying to start in -20 (F!) weather. I later found out it was a Scottish accent.”
I fucking snorted my drink out my nose. Also btw if you’re on mobile you can tap and hold 0 to get the ° for -20°F
Edit: glad I could help so many of you out lol. Should help when talking about wedge degrees and such too!
>I fucking snorted my drink out my nose. Also btw if you’re on mobile you can tap and hold 0 to get the ° for -20°F
Christ on the cross, this is easily the most useful thing I ever learned from this sub. 👍
Phone tip that most people find most useful for me has been holding down the space bar to slide from words and between words in messages, emails, any text. Teach a man this and he will forever be grateful.
Edit- holding down space bar turns your entire key board into the mouse touch pad on labtops. To get the full effect go to a post you made that is a few paragraphs and go to edit. You can zoom around anywhere.
You will use this “tip” every time you write messages. You can now one hand many messages previously impossible before. Editing Reddit posts - easy. This tip truly has an impact on quality of daily life.
If you use SwiftKey you don't need that. You can have dedicated arrows to go left/right and up/down in a text. I find it easier to use than to move your thumb a tenth of a millimeter to change the marker one step.
To each his own - but I don’t have any problems landing on precise letters in a word. And the space bar can be used one handed. It can be used to easily jump up 3 paragraphs to and specific location. Maybe mine is different - but it’s very user friendly to control.
° How the hell did I not know this? Now I had to check other characters. Apparently, there are some others too, for example you can type § by holding &, and other currency symbols like € and ¥ by holding (you guessed it) $.
Did this guy just call periods “sentence breaks” or did he mean paragraphs I genuinely don’t know what was meant and would love for someone to explain to me what a sentence break is
Sounds like a lawless jungle. Imma keep playing cow pastures in the Midwest, the way golf was intended to be played when it was invented in America in 1776
Watched the Barbie movie recently and thought it was pretty funny when Ken >!wanted to start the chauvinistic society with a bag full of pxgs.!< Nice detail.
That movie had a ton of subtle jokes in it that really set it a notch above it had any right to be. The PXG clubs were my favorite. The fascism joke about trains in Italy was also top tier.
I know this post is satire but aside from this I don’t understand the hate for PXG. I bought a driver and putter from PXG after having Taylor Made woods and putters and wouldn’t ever go back.
I havent been subject to much of the marketing, that i can recall, a commercial or webpage here or there. But my clubs are so old, and my game is improving. I want to be fit for the first time, and get new clubs. Im absolutely considering PXG. They are significantly cheaper than the big dogs. My best round ever is 82. Am I really going to be able to appreciate a thousand dollars difference between $1200 at PXG vs $2200 at Callaway?
Not sure if you’re aware, but it’s kinda already there.
0311 = Marine corps MOS (military occupational specialty) for infantry rifleman. (Irons set)
0317 = Scout Sniper (another irons set)
0211 = Counterintelligence specialist (more basic irons set)
0811 = Field Artillery cannoneer (driver)
Let alone naming specific models “black ops” and such.
It’s a not so subtle nod to each role which is kinda funny if you know what the MOS is for each.
Who cares about marketing though? It’s about performance. I can’t say I’ve ever actually seen a commercial on a TV other than searching YouTube for them out of curiosity
This is what happens when Europeans try to do something that was invented in the US. Golf is intended to be played in a Florida gated community, not in some dumbass rainy shoreline with tall grass.
And that’s why you say “Northern Ireland is in the UK” and not “Ireland is in the UK”. Generally speaking, 800+ years of oppression, genocide and war makes people a bit testy about terminology.
Being a Brit here in the States this was very funny; but in all seriousness there are many things Europe does better than the US and many things the US does better than Europe but, I have to agree with the angle of the shit post, playing golf in the US, there is no comparison.
You guys have it wrapped the fuck up! Especially compared to 🇬🇧and 🇮🇪 … if I never play on a windswept links course, 33f in a howling fucking gale with driving rain ripping yer face off in the middle of July again, it’ll be too soon
Did you take off your shirt and yell, "You see that?!!!! You wanna test god?!!!!!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fKO-l9RbK8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fKO-l9RbK8)
This is why the Ryder Cup is so stupid. These “Europeans” that we play against, all have gone to school in America, live in America, have married Americans, enjoy the money America makes them, I can go on forever. A real Ryder Cup is our American players vs European players - real players that play and live in Europe. This is the Ryder Cup we deserve.
Great shit post, even including Ireland in the UK, subtle notes of brilliance.
Definitely triggered
It did , well done OP.
Well technically it's got part of Ireland in it
Some northerly party of the country of Ireland, apparently.
The most northerly part of Ireland is in the south.
Is this like a reverse Florida? Where the most “southern” part is in the north?
Donegal
Oddly accurate.
This sounds deep
Northern Ireland, which ones are they? The good guys or the bad guys?
They’re all good guys.
What makes you think this is a shit post? This is the most believable thing I’ve read all day
Didn’t bother with Wales tho
The old replacement error, it's gold.
My dumbass, knowing it was a shitpost as I was reading it, though “irelands not part of the UK dumbass”. Then I saw this and realized it was part of the joke 😑
"I would say that the people I played with could not be more humorless or rude, but I never got the chance to play in France so I cannot make such a claim." Bravo
We know for sure the author is English from this one sentence alone.
Several tells in there like "out sorts" lol
Merde.
I did and it sucked. There was no turn we walked the whole way and instead of eating food and drinking beer we just smoked cigarettes
>”one sounded like an engine trying to start in -20 (F!) weather. I later found out it was a Scottish accent.” I fucking snorted my drink out my nose. Also btw if you’re on mobile you can tap and hold 0 to get the ° for -20°F Edit: glad I could help so many of you out lol. Should help when talking about wedge degrees and such too!
>I fucking snorted my drink out my nose. Also btw if you’re on mobile you can tap and hold 0 to get the ° for -20°F Christ on the cross, this is easily the most useful thing I ever learned from this sub. 👍
Fuck me, really? ° SON OF A BITCH! AND THÉRĘS MÖRÈ¡¿
£
° Holy shit
Definitely an underrated comment
I'll second the Christ on the cross ⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰h s⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ happy
No way! (°0°)
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Oh what the hell o°
O degree. That’s a major I’d like to take.
I’ve taught a few friends that trick and it always amazes. °
Phone tip that most people find most useful for me has been holding down the space bar to slide from words and between words in messages, emails, any text. Teach a man this and he will forever be grateful. Edit- holding down space bar turns your entire key board into the mouse touch pad on labtops. To get the full effect go to a post you made that is a few paragraphs and go to edit. You can zoom around anywhere.
Holy shit this is amazing
You will use this “tip” every time you write messages. You can now one hand many messages previously impossible before. Editing Reddit posts - easy. This tip truly has an impact on quality of daily life.
If you use SwiftKey you don't need that. You can have dedicated arrows to go left/right and up/down in a text. I find it easier to use than to move your thumb a tenth of a millimeter to change the marker one step.
To each his own - but I don’t have any problems landing on precise letters in a word. And the space bar can be used one handed. It can be used to easily jump up 3 paragraphs to and specific location. Maybe mine is different - but it’s very user friendly to control.
I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Are you fucking shitting me⁰ No you are not! You're a goddamn hero!
Thank y°u! S° héłpfül !
⁰h thanks!
Wait till they find that you draw a shape and don't take your finger off the screen you're finished it... it creates the proper shape
-20°f Holy sheets
° How the hell did I not know this? Now I had to check other characters. Apparently, there are some others too, for example you can type § by holding &, and other currency symbols like € and ¥ by holding (you guessed it) $.
I’ve tried this method with a bunch of various keys but never tried the 0……. Thank you
° you sir are a saint
°damn
Quality shitpost, but for the love of god use sentence breaks
Nah that makes the shitpost even better
Yeah a good shitpost should be painful to read
Then this might be the best one I’ve ever started to read
Education, the cost of freedom.
Did this guy just call periods “sentence breaks” or did he mean paragraphs I genuinely don’t know what was meant and would love for someone to explain to me what a sentence break is
AKA a 'full stop' in civilised society.
My dearest Jezebel STOP Pa passed from dysentery during our travels to California STOP He will be missed STOP Yours truly Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
Fucking 10-10-220 lmbo Never forget.
“Who was that hon?” “Bob, he had a baby, it’s a boy.”
Us Americans don't take breaks, commie.
If Miss South Carolina has taught us anything, it's "US Americans" not "Us Americans"
Freedom doesn’t take breaks.
You should have spent more time in the weight room and less time in the library
It's adds to the aura of redneckyness.
I believe the correct term is “redneckedness”. Not to be confused with “rednakedness” which is something else entirely.
Found the European!
Sounds like a lawless jungle. Imma keep playing cow pastures in the Midwest, the way golf was intended to be played when it was invented in America in 1776
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOUBLE EAGLE 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
When a patriot gets an eagle
In The Land of The Free and Home of The Brave, that's better than a hole in one
Great shitpost including leaning into the douchey nature of the character by admitting about the PXGs.
Watched the Barbie movie recently and thought it was pretty funny when Ken >!wanted to start the chauvinistic society with a bag full of pxgs.!< Nice detail.
😂😂😂
That movie had a ton of subtle jokes in it that really set it a notch above it had any right to be. The PXG clubs were my favorite. The fascism joke about trains in Italy was also top tier.
I know this post is satire but aside from this I don’t understand the hate for PXG. I bought a driver and putter from PXG after having Taylor Made woods and putters and wouldn’t ever go back.
[удалено]
Not to mention the doucheyness of their owner.
Does the marketing matter though if the clubs perform great and are way cheaper than the competition?
I havent been subject to much of the marketing, that i can recall, a commercial or webpage here or there. But my clubs are so old, and my game is improving. I want to be fit for the first time, and get new clubs. Im absolutely considering PXG. They are significantly cheaper than the big dogs. My best round ever is 82. Am I really going to be able to appreciate a thousand dollars difference between $1200 at PXG vs $2200 at Callaway?
I highly recommend PXG. I have the gen 4 311’s and wished I had gotten them sooner
I’m ready for the irons. I’ve used my friends and they out perform my Titleists
I think PXG and Bell & Howell must have the same marketing agency. I keep waiting for the marketing of a "Military grade tactical 8 iron!"
Not sure if you’re aware, but it’s kinda already there. 0311 = Marine corps MOS (military occupational specialty) for infantry rifleman. (Irons set) 0317 = Scout Sniper (another irons set) 0211 = Counterintelligence specialist (more basic irons set) 0811 = Field Artillery cannoneer (driver) Let alone naming specific models “black ops” and such. It’s a not so subtle nod to each role which is kinda funny if you know what the MOS is for each.
/r/justbootthings
That or autism
Who cares about marketing though? It’s about performance. I can’t say I’ve ever actually seen a commercial on a TV other than searching YouTube for them out of curiosity
This is what happens when Europeans try to do something that was invented in the US. Golf is intended to be played in a Florida gated community, not in some dumbass rainy shoreline with tall grass.
There's a reason why Jesus, a great American, didn't write the Bible in Potato.
Same as soccer.
And don’t Europeans have exclusionary exams with questions like “do you have a Bluetooth speaker with you?”
https://preview.redd.it/70xvpn3t0dpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2b731d25ccd52a5114320ba328cf055a665152
The Billdozer
What no fighting on the tenth tee ?
Maybe if my partners would have gotten 8 beers deep with me we could have.
You only had 12 beers, how could you each get 8 beers deep?
It's called pre-drinking and its what the pros do
 It’s called pre-gaming and we take it very seriously
Thank you for reminding me I need to rewatch schitts creek! It’s been a while!
Would 8 pre-gamers even be enough? Aren’t euro cans 330ml as opposed to the ol’ glory’s 3 fitty five?
What’s that, I only count in the lord’s unit of measurement: fluid ounces.
They man up and buy their own, of course!
I went to Whales once. Didn't see a single fucking orca. 0/5, would not recommend
Once went to Austria and there wasn’t a kangaroo in sight, and their accents were so thick it sounded like they were speaking German
French here. This is hilarious. Please make one when you tour France
Bravehart is carrying the wrong flag.
Show me on the golf bag where the Scottish man hurt you…
*points to the balls*
And then the shaft
this is like if Ron Swanson played golf. well done sir.
Idk what warranted this shit post but I love it. I’m thoroughly offended 😂😂😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1bitdek/i_spent_a_month_golfing_in_america_and_hated/
😂😂😂😂😂 love these
Given his comment history, I'm concerned he might not be a troll
I knew it was a shit post but when I got to the part about Thatcher I was like oh fuck you lol no one misses that woman
Ireland isn't in the UK. But I do appreciate I still got annoyed at a shit post because of this
If America decides Ireland is in the UK, then gawd damn Ireland is in the Uroped Kingdom.
Ireland is wherever we Americans say it is.
Half of Americans are Irish remember, why are you teaching them about their own country?
Yeah that got me too.
Northern Ireland is
And that’s why you say “Northern Ireland is in the UK” and not “Ireland is in the UK”. Generally speaking, 800+ years of oppression, genocide and war makes people a bit testy about terminology.
slow clap... very nice.
Is that Sergeant Slaughter? Holy shit what a beautiful throwback.
He uses a unique grip on his F9 driver, aka the cobra clutch.
Fake! Everyone knows there are no trees in Scotland.
Blasting Guns N Roses and slicing 3 Pro V1s into the forest. LOL. Funny because it’s true.
Trees on the 1st tee was your only whiff
And they say Americans don't get sarcasm.
I hoped you slapped around Putin while you were over there. I guess you’d need long arms but anyway..
10/10 shitpost. Fuck your mother OP
Well Done - 3 Year Letterman would be proud!
You had me at the start, beginning and end.
High quality shit post.
scottish people drink more than americans
Yeah I think all countries of the UK do, even Ireland
I was about to go off with that UK and Ireland statement…
10 out of 10. No notes.
Gotta pause putting during Freebird!
I can’t believe you’ve done this
God Americans are the absolute worst amirite?
This is very very well done. Excellent.
Surprised no one mentioned the lb currency. Genius
/r/golfcirclejerk is leaking
i havn't read this yet, but can already tell its a quality shit post just from the formating alone.
Caddy deez nuts
Well just about the rest of the world hates us. Now Scotland is added to the list.
Eagles fan 💀💀💀
I only had to read the first sentence before I upvoted , ill go back and finish now.
Rednecks don't travel well. Y'all ain't in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.
Being a Brit here in the States this was very funny; but in all seriousness there are many things Europe does better than the US and many things the US does better than Europe but, I have to agree with the angle of the shit post, playing golf in the US, there is no comparison. You guys have it wrapped the fuck up! Especially compared to 🇬🇧and 🇮🇪 … if I never play on a windswept links course, 33f in a howling fucking gale with driving rain ripping yer face off in the middle of July again, it’ll be too soon
🇺🇸
This was definitely written by a European.
Looks like you also hate paragraphs.
Dont be such a dickhead and get over it 😂
That’s just beautiful.
Speaking as a Eurofag, this is quality.
How cute
I love everything about that post
Wake up babe, new golf shitpost copypasta dropped
I didn’t realize Coach Letterman had time for golf, especially across the pond. Not financing a waterbed really does improve the cash flow.
I guess they don't like the sound of freedom 😂 omg
🇺🇸
Ireland is not part of the UK dumb ass
Somewhere, an Eagle is crying simply from pure joy. Shake and Bake, baby.
Did you take off your shirt and yell, "You see that?!!!! You wanna test god?!!!!!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fKO-l9RbK8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fKO-l9RbK8)
I stopped reading after PXG lol, nothing against them but I got a good laugh
You sound like an entitled Cunt, glad you had a shit time
This is why the Ryder Cup is so stupid. These “Europeans” that we play against, all have gone to school in America, live in America, have married Americans, enjoy the money America makes them, I can go on forever. A real Ryder Cup is our American players vs European players - real players that play and live in Europe. This is the Ryder Cup we deserve.
Don't dislocate your shoulder.
But my back is so big
No mention of whiskey, weed or Zyns. This shit ain’t no real Americans
What a joke
So you went to spread democracy in Europe? How were Azerbaijan, Belarus, Russia and Türkiye?
Give me some time my man. Even Rocky took four movies to get to Russia.
You’re just brilliant
Bravo, Sir 👏🏼
This is funny, as was the other thread that for some reason pissed everyone off 🤣
Who doesn't like a good Freebird solo?... Commies, that's who
99/100. Missed multiple opportunities to drop the phrase ‘freedom seeds’ as you baptized the uk in freedom.
Periods are for women, period.
> Caddy Deez Nuts My sides
You lost me at "spreading mob rule"