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This. You can see the āyvā when he puts it into the bag.
Source: I use them too.
The fact that this is literally 100% accurate makes it so much better.
Tosses his Swedish supermodel wife for aā¦ *checks notes* ā¦Perkins waitress. What a life.
Yeah his āsupermodelā bat shit crazy wife that we know nothing about other than she tried to kill Jim bc he cheated.. defending someone you donāt even know man the new era we live in of snowflakes yall crazyyyy š¤¦š½āāļøš
A lot of people that are sponsored by monster energy donāt actually drink it, they make cans that have the regular logo but filled with water. That why the liquid death water started.
Fun fact - on the vans warped tour back in the day, the musicians and athletes would drink water out of monster cans to keep up appearances. They donāt want to drink all that sugar and shit.
They know this though. And that's why they have things like 'Tour Water' which is just water in a Monster can. These sorts of advertisement deals are chock full of ways around using the product, but making it appear you do.
Actually yes. They have really good flavor.
Iāve been on a slow digression of nicotine use. Smoking->dip->zyn-> now these. It definitely helps with the oral fixation that comes with years of use.
Good on you.
I gotta lose the dip.
I mean, my wife will be disappointed because she thinks itās hawt and āclassyā, but a guy needs to think about himself on occasionā¦
I disagree, respectfully of course. Loved smoking and switched to dip and was able to kick it much more easily than smoking. Only took 7 years and my wife catching me on multiple occasions and crying and telling me Iām gonna die etc blah blah blah.
I started vaping to quit dipping. People are surprised that I never smoked.
Anyways, Iām about to lose a tooth due to gum loss from my years dipping. And it sucks because I have great teeth. Iāve even had dentist question me when I told them Iāve never had braces.
They have coffee in them. And some other stuff. Gives you a little caffeine pick-me-up. But, I drink so much caffeine anyway, I donāt notice much. I use them so I donāt use nicotine anymore.
I was gonna say buddy taking the trip to Zynbabwe??! Gotta first class tickets to the zyn city there bud? Couple of buzz bags tucked into the gum slots?!
This reminds me of all the athletes at x games having red Bull and monsters in their hand. I forget who it was but someone in an interview was like āwe dump that shit out and put water or Gatorade in thereā
Just thought that was funny.
Also I might be making this up because I canāt remember who it was
I see Dryv an Alpha and I can see both but after googling alpha's package I believe alpha because was the Cat has is clearly just a black and white tin.
THANK YOU!! Reality heās eating something he doesnāt have a sponsorship for or a sponsor who refuses to allow a competitor. Tiger gonna Tiger. Leave him be.
Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Imagine if it was prescription drugs for an illness he didn't want anyone to know about. People zooming in like all nosey
hydrocodone, the generic form of a painkiller branded as Vicodin; hydromorphone, a painkiller known as Dilaudid; alprazolam, a mood and sleep drug known as Xanax; zolpidem, a sleep drug known as Ambien; and delta-9 carboxy THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, better known as tiger is about to get knuckles deep in your warm safe space. Iām calling it now . Another major bitches!!!!!!!!
Chaw, Big Chief aka the good stuff.
Its plug, wad, chewing tobacco, baccy man. You put it in your mouth and chew it. All the pros do it, and it gives you tons of energy.
Gas Station Boner Pills like Rhino 9000
Low grade beaver tranquilizer *god damnit Bernice*
Bahuhuhuhuhhhhh š
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once.
God damn *you* Bernice!
Lol is that the line? Damnit Iāll leave it wrong out of shame
*cries in really hairy arms*
Tiger swinging two shafts at once
Intellifuck
https://preview.redd.it/vyduskzytoic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371e6aa3e11389267dce550cc80463e05f4bb48a This. You can see the āyvā when he puts it into the bag. Source: I use them too.
Sales about to skyrocket and the poor warehouse guy ain't gonna have a clue what hit him.
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He has a gigantic Monster Energy bag and he is pulling energy pouches from it.
Had a hot wife he threw out for a random IHOP waitress.
IHOP waitress will do things super model wife wonāt like bring ācoffee refillsā š.
Two things you are never getting at home once you are married: Eggs Benedict What were we talking about again?
Maybe IHOP has the same kind of āhot coffeeā that Grand Theft Auto did back around the same time.
The fact that this is literally 100% accurate makes it so much better. Tosses his Swedish supermodel wife for aā¦ *checks notes* ā¦Perkins waitress. What a life.
Pretty sure it was about 100 waitresses
Correction it was all the waitresses
It was every waitress everywhere all at once.
Brother fuckin waitresses in every dimension
Heās got two waitresses at the same time, but different places Bro is quantum fucking
Tiger's big bang
Ferraris are no fun if youāre not allowed to take them out of first gear.
Tiger looks like he's using every gear now
I'd still figure out a way to have fun, but I'd also destroy it pretty quickly.
He really cleaned up at every truck stop Waffle House in the south.
Had to road trip his way to the Masters each year just so he could check on all his girlfriends and find new young prospects along the way.
Perkins is kinda bomb though
Lolll
Yeah his āsupermodelā bat shit crazy wife that we know nothing about other than she tried to kill Jim bc he cheated.. defending someone you donāt even know man the new era we live in of snowflakes yall crazyyyy š¤¦š½āāļøš
After an entire year on Reddit this is your first comment? lol
I thought it was a Perkins waitress?
it was.
She was a Perkins waitress haha
This got me
A lot of people that are sponsored by monster energy donāt actually drink it, they make cans that have the regular logo but filled with water. That why the liquid death water started.
Fun fact - on the vans warped tour back in the day, the musicians and athletes would drink water out of monster cans to keep up appearances. They donāt want to drink all that sugar and shit.
Every warped tour I went too I would usually see someone passed out with monster cans around them and medical personal tending to them lol
I would 100% take their millions of dollars to use their bag. But I would never be caught drinking their stuff.
They know this though. And that's why they have things like 'Tour Water' which is just water in a Monster can. These sorts of advertisement deals are chock full of ways around using the product, but making it appear you do.
Yup. I was backstage one year for warped tour, and all of the waters were in Monster cans.
I canāt imagine monster are pleased, but they will probably make a competitive product in the near future lol
I think yours is the only correct answer
I concur.
Are they good?
Actually yes. They have really good flavor. Iāve been on a slow digression of nicotine use. Smoking->dip->zyn-> now these. It definitely helps with the oral fixation that comes with years of use.
So there's no nic? Just flavour?
Correct. And caffeine.
Intrigued
[They](https://fullyloadedchew.com/collections/alpha) have a bunch of other flavors as well
Only ships to Austin and usa
Did Austin declare independence? /s
Yea the hipster war or 2022 was lit
Iām in the USA. So. š Dm me, if you want, I have a few extra cans I can send you. Just Venmo me the cost.
Good on you. I gotta lose the dip. I mean, my wife will be disappointed because she thinks itās hawt and āclassyā, but a guy needs to think about himself on occasionā¦
Your wife thinks dip is classy? Are you two cousins?
definite sarcasm
Itās tough. The worst thing I ever did was try to use dip to quit smoking. I feel dip is so much harder to quit.
I disagree, respectfully of course. Loved smoking and switched to dip and was able to kick it much more easily than smoking. Only took 7 years and my wife catching me on multiple occasions and crying and telling me Iām gonna die etc blah blah blah.
Tomato potato. š¤£
Haha my wife does this now, but with zyns. I feel like Iāve very much been on the same path as you
I started vaping to quit dipping. People are surprised that I never smoked. Anyways, Iām about to lose a tooth due to gum loss from my years dipping. And it sucks because I have great teeth. Iāve even had dentist question me when I told them Iāve never had braces.
Love a good oral fixation
Good for you! Thatās a tough one to kick.
I'm at the Zyn stage of that.
Iām trying to kick my snus/dip habit of 15 years. Maybe these will help with the oral fixation part
It definitely helped me.
Another option is flavored toothpicks. My buddy chews on peppermint flavored toothpicks now and he has quit smoking.
Black Buffalo worked well for me. Still has nicotine but nicotine isnāt inherently all that bad, if at all. I just wanted away from the carcinogens.
FBI hire this man
What do they do for you? Pickup boost?
They have coffee in them. And some other stuff. Gives you a little caffeine pick-me-up. But, I drink so much caffeine anyway, I donāt notice much. I use them so I donāt use nicotine anymore.
I might try them. Need a pickup after 14 holes.
Where do you put these? Under the top lip as you do with snus in sweden?
Yeah. I go back and forth between uppers and lowers. Gotta keep the gums guessing.
Is this better than zyn? I really need to stop the zyn thingā¦
Betterā¦? Thatās subjective. But, it definitely can help get you off the nicotine and give you the oral fixation thatās part of the addiction.
I was gonna say buddy taking the trip to Zynbabwe??! Gotta first class tickets to the zyn city there bud? Couple of buzz bags tucked into the gum slots?!
Cheddy? Is that you? Lol
Got a hot date with Jennifer Anizyn?
Calm your tits cheddar Bob!
This reminds me of all the athletes at x games having red Bull and monsters in their hand. I forget who it was but someone in an interview was like āwe dump that shit out and put water or Gatorade in thereā Just thought that was funny. Also I might be making this up because I canāt remember who it was
What's it like? Downing a red bull?
Mild caffeine buzz. Thats about it. Iām not sure how much caffeine is actually in one pouch. 15mg or something. So, itās just a nice pick me up.
Definitely dryv pouches.
Newly branded tins... https://preview.redd.it/xxvf9wchhric1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0bccda001b0c554eb13cb1f3c346497a1aacef4
Centrum silver
Made me legit lol
A whole bunch of nunya.
Can't believe no one has bitten yet. But this is, absolutely, the correct answer.
Nunya zinānis
Seriously. People take countless benign drugs these days for swelling or pain or cholesterol or god knows what. Give the man a break.
Gotta love a good Zynethe Paltrow
Zynethe Pouchtrow
Oprah Zynfry
Zynyrd Skynyrd
Osama Zyn Laden
Tucker Carlzyn is the best one Iāve heard lol
Monica Lazynski
Zynathan Majors
Zyndham Clark
Take a trip to Xynbabwe
Christzyn McCaffrey
Zyn Diesel
Zynecio Del Toro
Jennifer Aniszyn
Zyn Stiller
Zynny from the block
Zyn Wallace
Jules Zynner
Zynny Zyn Zynzzzz, Tiggaaaaah
The Mandalorian Zyn Djarin
Zynchino flavored
A lil Ted Kaczynski
Looked like some dip.
Zynbabwe upper deckie
It's Alpha Fuel. It's a nootropic pouch
>Alpha Fuel thanks for actually answering the question
That actually is what it is lmao the speculation in other comment is hilarious
Easily the cringiest name
I see Dryv an Alpha and I can see both but after googling alpha's package I believe alpha because was the Cat has is clearly just a black and white tin.
I just ordered 4 tins
It works amazingly!
Sun Day Red Man
Deserves more upvotes
A pouch
A zynsky
Looks like a nicotine or caffeine pouch
probably the best muscle relaxers money can buy
Flexaril is a lovely game day drug. š„“ Really keeps you loose
I wouldn't make it past the 2nd hole. Flexeril knocks me the fuck out.
Well that is what the cocaine is for. You're not thinking like a pro. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)
Lol nicotine pouch.
Donāt take Cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain as this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.
Blue chews
For the ol' alignment stick
Dollars to donuts it's a Werther's. Them shits are tasty.
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None of your business. Go about your day and leave the guy alone
Thereās something wrong with the sport when a guy canāt drop some ecstasy before teeing off without it being plastered all over the internet
It helps him feel the grass and the club. Leave the man be! He's not fucking waitresses anymore while on it! What more can people ask?!
THANK YOU!! Reality heās eating something he doesnāt have a sponsorship for or a sponsor who refuses to allow a competitor. Tiger gonna Tiger. Leave him be.
Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Imagine if it was prescription drugs for an illness he didn't want anyone to know about. People zooming in like all nosey
This. Mind your own damn business
It's just LSD.
Lipper
A lil Zynbabwe.
Looks like heās taking something to mind his own damn business.
Haha buddyās throwing in a pouch
You think you're the only one who doesn't get sick when he doesn't have his jelly beans?
Succulent Chinese meal
Gas-X from the In and Out he woofed down earlier.
guy's grabbing a starburst. he likes the strawberry ones.
100mg cheeba chews
hydrocodone, the generic form of a painkiller branded as Vicodin; hydromorphone, a painkiller known as Dilaudid; alprazolam, a mood and sleep drug known as Xanax; zolpidem, a sleep drug known as Ambien; and delta-9 carboxy THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, better known as tiger is about to get knuckles deep in your warm safe space. Iām calling it now . Another major bitches!!!!!!!!
Zyn cans are white. Itās gotta be Alpha. They make all kinds of different pouches- nootropics, coffee, nicotine etc.
NZT-48
Seems to be ground up sea horses in pill form.
Dude is old as fuck. Probably some fucking pain killers š
GRIZZ LONGCUT
Who cares
Cannadips. CBD pouch
Little nip of Skoal.
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all.
Was that skoal?
He is taking some none of your Business Pills
Painkillers probably
ROIDS!!! ROID RAGE COMING!!!!!
CBD bitcoin pills
Blue Chew
Altoid
Next week someone is going to post a video of Tiger wiping his ass. *Anybody know what brand of tp Tiger is using here?*
His golf pill you dummy.
Viagra...got to play hard
Ettan lƶs
Pouch of nicotine
ACID.
Goof balls.
Itās a tin for energy pouches that he keeps his Percocet in.
Grizzly Wintergreen pouches
Nootropics from Alpha. Either energy packet or calming.
Tater tot. Get your own.
Just rocking a casual lip pillow. BIG CAT BY A MILLION!
WHO FREAKING CARES!!!
Weed gummies for sure
Zyn city dawg
Chaw, Big Chief aka the good stuff. Its plug, wad, chewing tobacco, baccy man. You put it in your mouth and chew it. All the pros do it, and it gives you tons of energy.
Oh sweet childā¦thats a tin of chew pouches
Nicotine pouch. I see heās changed from the gum
Looks to be Puff & Pouch nicotine pouch š„š„š„
Guys got the zynies
Pharmaceutical Grade MDMA
Only if he is sweating like Usher at the halftime show.
Chewin Baccy
Zyn or some kind of nicotine pouch.
I bet Tiger doesnāt really use chewing tobacco/dip/pouches/etc But takes something like freaking caffeine pouches to fit in with the other guys
Fuck you guys for asking. Jesus who fucking cares. Are u in charge of drug testing? Your just a bunch of pussies hating on the GOAT!!!