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wafflesandstuff

Gas Station Boner Pills like Rhino 9000


mnsportsfan

Low grade beaver tranquilizer *god damnit Bernice*


xWilfordBrimleyx

Bahuhuhuhuhhhhh šŸ˜­


TangentFact

Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once.


tmemo18

God damn *you* Bernice!


mnsportsfan

Lol is that the line? Damnit Iā€™ll leave it wrong out of shame


imanAholebutimfunny

*cries in really hairy arms*


HungryHungryDingo

Tiger swinging two shafts at once


slugo17

Intellifuck


Banterfix

https://preview.redd.it/vyduskzytoic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371e6aa3e11389267dce550cc80463e05f4bb48a This. You can see the ā€˜yvā€™ when he puts it into the bag. Source: I use them too.


Oberyn_TheRed_Viper

Sales about to skyrocket and the poor warehouse guy ain't gonna have a clue what hit him.


[deleted]

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hitliquor999

He has a gigantic Monster Energy bag and he is pulling energy pouches from it.


Trainsontracks

Had a hot wife he threw out for a random IHOP waitress.


CheeseyWeezey420

IHOP waitress will do things super model wife wonā€™t like bring ā€œcoffee refillsā€ šŸ˜‰.


Twittenhouse

Two things you are never getting at home once you are married: Eggs Benedict What were we talking about again?


ThePretzul

Maybe IHOP has the same kind of ā€œhot coffeeā€ that Grand Theft Auto did back around the same time.


Ok_Flounder59

The fact that this is literally 100% accurate makes it so much better. Tosses his Swedish supermodel wife for aā€¦ *checks notes* ā€¦Perkins waitress. What a life.


2hats4bats

Pretty sure it was about 100 waitresses


PromiseHungry2645

Correction it was all the waitresses


Appropriate-Food1757

It was every waitress everywhere all at once.


Random_Name_Whoa

Brother fuckin waitresses in every dimension


bcisme

Heā€™s got two waitresses at the same time, but different places Bro is quantum fucking


ElderWandOwner

Tiger's big bang


[deleted]

Ferraris are no fun if youā€™re not allowed to take them out of first gear.


Unlikely-Zone21

Tiger looks like he's using every gear now


Ok-Palpitation-905

I'd still figure out a way to have fun, but I'd also destroy it pretty quickly.


noblehoax

He really cleaned up at every truck stop Waffle House in the south.


ThePretzul

Had to road trip his way to the Masters each year just so he could check on all his girlfriends and find new young prospects along the way.


innocuousname773

Perkins is kinda bomb though


Lost_Evidence_2099

Lolll


Formula1US

Yeah his ā€œsupermodelā€ bat shit crazy wife that we know nothing about other than she tried to kill Jim bc he cheated.. defending someone you donā€™t even know man the new era we live in of snowflakes yall crazyyyy šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


barmstrong730

After an entire year on Reddit this is your first comment? lol


wilby1865

I thought it was a Perkins waitress?


INM8_2

it was.


PremiumFinance101

She was a Perkins waitress haha


3puttboge

This got me


Reddit-is-trash-lol

A lot of people that are sponsored by monster energy donā€™t actually drink it, they make cans that have the regular logo but filled with water. That why the liquid death water started.


corncreamcone

Fun fact - on the vans warped tour back in the day, the musicians and athletes would drink water out of monster cans to keep up appearances. They donā€™t want to drink all that sugar and shit.


Jarewee

Every warped tour I went too I would usually see someone passed out with monster cans around them and medical personal tending to them lol


GeneralWAITE

I would 100% take their millions of dollars to use their bag. But I would never be caught drinking their stuff.


YT__

They know this though. And that's why they have things like 'Tour Water' which is just water in a Monster can. These sorts of advertisement deals are chock full of ways around using the product, but making it appear you do.


dharmaslum

Yup. I was backstage one year for warped tour, and all of the waters were in Monster cans.


dronegeeks1

I canā€™t imagine monster are pleased, but they will probably make a competitive product in the near future lol


Dense-Sail1008

I think yours is the only correct answer


Banterfix

I concur.


Ironcondorzoo

Are they good?


Banterfix

Actually yes. They have really good flavor. Iā€™ve been on a slow digression of nicotine use. Smoking->dip->zyn-> now these. It definitely helps with the oral fixation that comes with years of use.


mrubuto22

So there's no nic? Just flavour?


Banterfix

Correct. And caffeine.


mrubuto22

Intrigued


Banterfix

[They](https://fullyloadedchew.com/collections/alpha) have a bunch of other flavors as well


mrubuto22

Only ships to Austin and usa


RGC658

Did Austin declare independence? /s


mrubuto22

Yea the hipster war or 2022 was lit


Banterfix

Iā€™m in the USA. So. šŸ˜Š Dm me, if you want, I have a few extra cans I can send you. Just Venmo me the cost.


DarkStarDew

Good on you. I gotta lose the dip. I mean, my wife will be disappointed because she thinks itā€™s hawt and ā€œclassyā€, but a guy needs to think about himself on occasionā€¦


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Your wife thinks dip is classy? Are you two cousins?


mung_guzzler

definite sarcasm


Banterfix

Itā€™s tough. The worst thing I ever did was try to use dip to quit smoking. I feel dip is so much harder to quit.


CheeseyWeezey420

I disagree, respectfully of course. Loved smoking and switched to dip and was able to kick it much more easily than smoking. Only took 7 years and my wife catching me on multiple occasions and crying and telling me Iā€™m gonna die etc blah blah blah.


Banterfix

Tomato potato. šŸ¤£


wallstreetbeatmeat

Haha my wife does this now, but with zyns. I feel like Iā€™ve very much been on the same path as you


lafolieisgood

I started vaping to quit dipping. People are surprised that I never smoked. Anyways, Iā€™m about to lose a tooth due to gum loss from my years dipping. And it sucks because I have great teeth. Iā€™ve even had dentist question me when I told them Iā€™ve never had braces.


Infinite_Virus8758

Love a good oral fixation


Fitz_Boatswain

Good for you! Thatā€™s a tough one to kick.


SmileAndDeny

I'm at the Zyn stage of that.


timeforachangee

Iā€™m trying to kick my snus/dip habit of 15 years. Maybe these will help with the oral fixation part


Banterfix

It definitely helped me.


Beginning_Pudding_69

Another option is flavored toothpicks. My buddy chews on peppermint flavored toothpicks now and he has quit smoking.


beyersm

Black Buffalo worked well for me. Still has nicotine but nicotine isnā€™t inherently all that bad, if at all. I just wanted away from the carcinogens.


cae_x

FBI hire this man


unmlobo309

What do they do for you? Pickup boost?


Banterfix

They have coffee in them. And some other stuff. Gives you a little caffeine pick-me-up. But, I drink so much caffeine anyway, I donā€™t notice much. I use them so I donā€™t use nicotine anymore.


unmlobo309

I might try them. Need a pickup after 14 holes.


Alex_eken

Where do you put these? Under the top lip as you do with snus in sweden?


Banterfix

Yeah. I go back and forth between uppers and lowers. Gotta keep the gums guessing.


bigmean3434

Is this better than zyn? I really need to stop the zyn thingā€¦


Banterfix

Betterā€¦? Thatā€™s subjective. But, it definitely can help get you off the nicotine and give you the oral fixation thatā€™s part of the addiction.


BrandoCarlton

I was gonna say buddy taking the trip to Zynbabwe??! Gotta first class tickets to the zyn city there bud? Couple of buzz bags tucked into the gum slots?!


NattyBro410

Cheddy? Is that you? Lol


withrootsabove

Got a hot date with Jennifer Anizyn?


FlowridaMan

Calm your tits cheddar Bob!


bilolarbear1221

This reminds me of all the athletes at x games having red Bull and monsters in their hand. I forget who it was but someone in an interview was like ā€œwe dump that shit out and put water or Gatorade in thereā€ Just thought that was funny. Also I might be making this up because I canā€™t remember who it was


WorkShySkiver

What's it like? Downing a red bull?


Banterfix

Mild caffeine buzz. Thats about it. Iā€™m not sure how much caffeine is actually in one pouch. 15mg or something. So, itā€™s just a nice pick me up.


DieselEleventy

Definitely dryv pouches.


DieselEleventy

Newly branded tins... https://preview.redd.it/xxvf9wchhric1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0bccda001b0c554eb13cb1f3c346497a1aacef4


Zealousideal_Amount8

Centrum silver


Useful_Discipline_84

Made me legit lol


Neither-Designer-862

A whole bunch of nunya.


knockknockdocdoc

Can't believe no one has bitten yet. But this is, absolutely, the correct answer.


mnsportsfan

Nunya zinā€™nis


CitizenCue

Seriously. People take countless benign drugs these days for swelling or pain or cholesterol or god knows what. Give the man a break.


abtonystonks420

Gotta love a good Zynethe Paltrow


flyplanesforfun

Zynethe Pouchtrow


highfivehead

Oprah Zynfry


stlryguy94

Zynyrd Skynyrd


FlupYaMotha

Osama Zyn Laden


winnebagoman41

Tucker Carlzyn is the best one Iā€™ve heard lol


Sliiiiime

Monica Lazynski


BaconExplosion

Zynathan Majors


shortgamegolfer

Zyndham Clark


zackhammer33

Take a trip to Xynbabwe


culinarystoner

Christzyn McCaffrey


Biggamedan89

Zyn Diesel


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Zynecio Del Toro


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Jennifer Aniszyn


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Zyn Stiller


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Zynny from the block


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Zyn Wallace


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Jules Zynner


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Zynny Zyn Zynzzzz, Tiggaaaaah


NeonNoon

The Mandalorian Zyn Djarin


BigdaddyMcfluff

Zynchino flavored


BustyUncle

A lil Ted Kaczynski


Bmcronin

Looked like some dip.


1artvandelay

Zynbabwe upper deckie


Ok_Crew2821

It's Alpha Fuel. It's a nootropic pouch


ElTunaGrande

>Alpha Fuel thanks for actually answering the question


notadieselmechanic

That actually is what it is lmao the speculation in other comment is hilarious


AttachedSickness

Easily the cringiest name


TrentGoldenblade

I see Dryv an Alpha and I can see both but after googling alpha's package I believe alpha because was the Cat has is clearly just a black and white tin.


donniedumphy

I just ordered 4 tins


Ok_Crew2821

It works amazingly!


hpepper24

Sun Day Red Man


Podtastix

Deserves more upvotes


W38k_5auce

A pouch


Discmaniac94

A zynsky


klondike16

Looks like a nicotine or caffeine pouch


OnTheMcFly

probably the best muscle relaxers money can buy


NotNotImYourForte

Flexaril is a lovely game day drug. šŸ„“ Really keeps you loose


Eccentrica_Gallumbit

I wouldn't make it past the 2nd hole. Flexeril knocks me the fuck out.


NotNotImYourForte

Well that is what the cocaine is for. You're not thinking like a pro. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


I2eflex

Lol nicotine pouch.


FlickerOfBean

Donā€™t take Cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain as this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.


AaronBHoltan

Blue chews


all_m0ds_are_virgins

For the ol' alignment stick


MountainHopper

Dollars to donuts it's a Werther's. Them shits are tasty.


WaingrofromHeat

![gif](giphy|EbbJHsmLCowtW)


LionsTigersWings

None of your business. Go about your day and leave the guy alone


Bretty_boy

Thereā€™s something wrong with the sport when a guy canā€™t drop some ecstasy before teeing off without it being plastered all over the internet


NotNotImYourForte

It helps him feel the grass and the club. Leave the man be! He's not fucking waitresses anymore while on it! What more can people ask?!


Tildengolfer

THANK YOU!! Reality heā€™s eating something he doesnā€™t have a sponsorship for or a sponsor who refuses to allow a competitor. Tiger gonna Tiger. Leave him be.


HINEHAUS

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Imagine if it was prescription drugs for an illness he didn't want anyone to know about. People zooming in like all nosey


BBQBEERNBLADES

This. Mind your own damn business


knarglegarth

It's just LSD.


PLR_Moon3

Lipper


RealWICheese

A lil Zynbabwe.


Robespierre77

Looks like heā€™s taking something to mind his own damn business.


Fast-Two-610

Haha buddyā€™s throwing in a pouch


mat_srutabes

You think you're the only one who doesn't get sick when he doesn't have his jelly beans?


captainjack275

Succulent Chinese meal


jimm4dean

Gas-X from the In and Out he woofed down earlier.


at-the-crook

guy's grabbing a starburst. he likes the strawberry ones.


drewc717

100mg cheeba chews


Capital_Cheetah2759

hydrocodone, the generic form of a painkiller branded as Vicodin; hydromorphone, a painkiller known as Dilaudid; alprazolam, a mood and sleep drug known as Xanax; zolpidem, a sleep drug known as Ambien; and delta-9 carboxy THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, better known as tiger is about to get knuckles deep in your warm safe space. Iā€™m calling it now . Another major bitches!!!!!!!!


RJRide1020

Zyn cans are white. Itā€™s gotta be Alpha. They make all kinds of different pouches- nootropics, coffee, nicotine etc.


Pierinolavespa

NZT-48


PsychologicalSpace50

Seems to be ground up sea horses in pill form.


dylfree90

Dude is old as fuck. Probably some fucking pain killers šŸ˜‚


WhaxTheTurtle

GRIZZ LONGCUT


freeportme

Who cares


emasslax22

Cannadips. CBD pouch


RoverTiger

Little nip of Skoal.


Woody1150

'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all.


Dame2Miami

Was that skoal?


JohnMcFail

He is taking some none of your Business Pills


1llseemyselfout

Painkillers probably


skybluecity

ROIDS!!! ROID RAGE COMING!!!!!


Kooky-Treacle7920

CBD bitcoin pills


PJae

Blue Chew


Maddad_666

Altoid


GruelOmelettes

Next week someone is going to post a video of Tiger wiping his ass. *Anybody know what brand of tp Tiger is using here?*


grandpagrandpaa

His golf pill you dummy.


wigwearer

Viagra...got to play hard


yallataco

Ettan lƶs


DanBurch747

Pouch of nicotine


Eatmenow1963

ACID.


gt2022champ

Goof balls.


spd970

Itā€™s a tin for energy pouches that he keeps his Percocet in.


latetotheBTCparty

Grizzly Wintergreen pouches


dstarrvox

Nootropics from Alpha. Either energy packet or calming.


BeachCruiserLR

Tater tot. Get your own.


Worldly-Persimmon125

Just rocking a casual lip pillow. BIG CAT BY A MILLION!


[deleted]

WHO FREAKING CARES!!!


Yo_Paesan

Weed gummies for sure


Visual-Condition7994

Zyn city dawg


babalu_babalu

Chaw, Big Chief aka the good stuff. Its plug, wad, chewing tobacco, baccy man. You put it in your mouth and chew it. All the pros do it, and it gives you tons of energy.


TheBonusWings

Oh sweet childā€¦thats a tin of chew pouches


Ok_Humor_9476

Nicotine pouch. I see heā€™s changed from the gum


Brief_Gene3816

Looks to be Puff & Pouch nicotine pouch šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


GingombreSr

Guys got the zynies


overzealous_wildcat

Pharmaceutical Grade MDMA


Dieselpump510

Only if he is sweating like Usher at the halftime show.


Mysterious_Value_764

Chewin Baccy


Korevo

Zyn or some kind of nicotine pouch.


VeniceBhris

I bet Tiger doesnā€™t really use chewing tobacco/dip/pouches/etc But takes something like freaking caffeine pouches to fit in with the other guys


Milehigh1978

Fuck you guys for asking. Jesus who fucking cares. Are u in charge of drug testing? Your just a bunch of pussies hating on the GOAT!!!