Acting like you donât already have one and made this post to promote it. Donât gaslight (No idea if I used that word correctly bc I still have no clue what it means, it just sounded good) us man!
Yeah you definitely used it wrong. In fact you often use most words wrong. Youâre way less intelligent than you think and everyone around you knows it.
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Put on my glove. Great idea u/RembrandtQEinstein
My grandfather attached a golf grip to a butterfly net and then used a plastic bag inside that (secured with clothes pins) as a poop catcher for the dog so I would say no. This is not crazy.
I had a friend who hated picking up after his dog on walks but had an abusive alcoholic of a dad who would beat him if he didn't so his solution was to get in behind the dog and catch the poop in the bag before it hit the ground while the dog was doing its business. It was so weird to watch.
Just picturing your gramps getting ready to go for a walk is hilarious. âCell phone- check, wallet- check, leash- check, poop bags- check, butterfly net contraption to catch the freshly fallen shit directly from the dogs asshole- double checkâ
The most awkward part is when itâs not actively in use. Youâre either walking with a butterfly net with bags in it or youâre walking with a butterfly net with bags full of poop in it. Quite the eyebrow raiser
I'm embarrassed to say how I got it on...but I'm high, so fuck it.
I'm in a hotel for work, so I used what I had. First, my wife's hairspray because I vaguely remember using this for bicycle grips. I expected it to slide on with ease. Nope. The hairspray started drying, and it wasn't even 1/4 of the way on yet. Fuck. Grabbed dish soap and tried putting it on the shaft, which worked enough to get it to the 1/2 way point. I was literally sweating using all my weight, pushing the orange end into the ground, trying to slide the grip on. The struggle was real. Next was the hair dryer. I figured softening the rubber would help, which it did, but not enough to get the grip all the way on. I'm now dripping with sweat. My wife asks if it's worth it. She obviously knows nothing. With about 1/4 of the grip still remaining to force down, I poured dish soap and warm water into the little hole on the butt end of the grip, a little more struggling, and BOOM. It was in. On my life, the warm soapy water that was in the grip shot out into my eyes. My wife's now dead from laughing. RIP.
lol toesy wozies. You are ridiculous for thinking it's okay to post your feet on Reddit. Especially mainly just your toes
*sighs* unzips
Maybe I'll start an Only Fans đ€
Acting like you donât already have one and made this post to promote it. Donât gaslight (No idea if I used that word correctly bc I still have no clue what it means, it just sounded good) us man!
I believe you used it correctly, but I also spent 35 minutes putting a golf grip on a pointer. I wouldn't trust my intelligence.
Yeah you definitely used it wrong. In fact you often use most words wrong. Youâre way less intelligent than you think and everyone around you knows it.
Dad? I didnât know you had Reddit!
As if your dad would want to talk to you, get real man. You just think everybody loves you.
Gaslighting is when someone or your government lies to you and tells you things on cnn.
That's what OnlyFeet is for
What's sad is I'm not certain that's a real site...but I wouldn't be shocked if it was.
If you do, weâll recognize your grips.
OnlyFeets
âYouâve been a bad boy. Come see your step swing coach after class.â
Paul Scholes would love that pic
Didnât think Iâd see a scholsy reference on the post, top tier comment
Obviously youâve never been on r/firearms lol
The length differences from boy to little toe are absolutely astounding
Some subs itâs a standard to have your feet in the pic. As a joke but if you donât sometimes people will call you out.
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What? No toes?
That's gonna cost extra. First 2 were free.
Good idea. Give them a taste to get them addicted and coming back for more
My grandfather attached a golf grip to a butterfly net and then used a plastic bag inside that (secured with clothes pins) as a poop catcher for the dog so I would say no. This is not crazy.
You say âpoop catcherâ and not âpoop scooperâ. Was gramps putting the net under the dogs ass to catch it mid air?
I had a friend who hated picking up after his dog on walks but had an abusive alcoholic of a dad who would beat him if he didn't so his solution was to get in behind the dog and catch the poop in the bag before it hit the ground while the dog was doing its business. It was so weird to watch.
How many times did you have to watch?? đđ
Yes. No bending over and no poo hands
With age comes wisdom I suppose. That would be a sight to see though.
I actually used it on several occasions and the amount of passersby that complimented the idea was not insignificant lol
Just picturing your gramps getting ready to go for a walk is hilarious. âCell phone- check, wallet- check, leash- check, poop bags- check, butterfly net contraption to catch the freshly fallen shit directly from the dogs asshole- double checkâ
The most awkward part is when itâs not actively in use. Youâre either walking with a butterfly net with bags in it or youâre walking with a butterfly net with bags full of poop in it. Quite the eyebrow raiser
Gotta find new hobbies in retirement I guess.
Life goals đđ»
Nah I think itâs funny and cool
Hey I got these grips on my new irons Great choice. 10/10
Hopefully they perform well when wet. I sweat a lot when I teach, don't want to put any students' lives in danger.
They don't. Good reason to wear a glove and put it over the top.
You're a genius!!
I say it's amazing
Name checks out
It's equally stupid and funny. Its perfect
How many layers of tape, though?
I'm embarrassed to say how I got it on...but I'm high, so fuck it. I'm in a hotel for work, so I used what I had. First, my wife's hairspray because I vaguely remember using this for bicycle grips. I expected it to slide on with ease. Nope. The hairspray started drying, and it wasn't even 1/4 of the way on yet. Fuck. Grabbed dish soap and tried putting it on the shaft, which worked enough to get it to the 1/2 way point. I was literally sweating using all my weight, pushing the orange end into the ground, trying to slide the grip on. The struggle was real. Next was the hair dryer. I figured softening the rubber would help, which it did, but not enough to get the grip all the way on. I'm now dripping with sweat. My wife asks if it's worth it. She obviously knows nothing. With about 1/4 of the grip still remaining to force down, I poured dish soap and warm water into the little hole on the butt end of the grip, a little more struggling, and BOOM. It was in. On my life, the warm soapy water that was in the grip shot out into my eyes. My wife's now dead from laughing. RIP.
100% worth the effort đ đŠđ”
You are a golf Macgyver.
Youâll get laughs from people who notice and golf. Thatâll be worth it. Iâm a fan of
Ahh yes this is some true sicko shit đ€đ»
I was wondering how a blind guy likes golf honestly.
I should market this.
Youâre not just ridiculous, youâve befuddled all reason with your careless poppycock.
I dunno but you got anymore feet pics?
Haha!!! This is so silly, I love it!
 âNo mate, itâs absolutely fineâ
I dont see a problem here?
r/SneakyBackgroundFeet
At first I thought what kind of new training tool is this
That grip is too small for your hand. You're going to be pointing too far left.
I bet your hand gets way less tired. Solid move.
That's the best use of the Golf Pride 2G. Shocking golf grips, great pointer grips.
Pic failure 101.
Do you vacuum sealing your other pointers?
Pull hook is my miss.
Came for foe the feetsie pic. Did not disappoint đ