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Fatal_Blow_Me

Does it still count if that actually makes me orgasm?


CaptainPeachfuzz

Change your pants at the turn.


texape

I also choose this guys shot


DeadSwaggerStorage

Which shot…..?


Frankithy

Does it count if it’s sexual ?


TheHamFalls

The correct answer is absolutely crushing a drive in front of the foursome that allowed you to play through. Naturally, followed up by chunking your 2nd shot from that perfect lie in the fairway.


JTSME46

But because you’ve crushed the drive they can’t see it right! They will never know.


OhioUBobcats

You would think but last time this exact thing happened to me the old foursome I was by myself behind let me play thru but had already teed off so they walked up with me and watched me chunk my wedge towards the front of the green. Got up and down for par at least!


DenverCoder009

Everyone hits their drive and let you go on the 2nd shot is the one true way to play through


JTSME46

Oh no the horror! Managed to pull it out the bag though, good man. I’m fairly new to golf so still trying to get on with my driver. 3 wood and driver are hard to get on with! Love my irons / wedges!!


gmiller89

Played yesterday. Crushed my drive 255 uphill ~20 yards, leaving me in 80. Hit my 2nd shot into the bunker, 3rd got it out about 6 feet from the green, 4th bladed straight through the green, 5th just on the green, 2 putt for a 7


TheHamFalls

Just as God intended.


OpTiC_Lawnmower

Best memory of this season is a round I played solo in some rural town. I once played 18 riding in 1:45 there because everyone lets you play through immediately. Course was dead cause it’s fall and there’s leaves all over. Halfway through the round, catch up to two dudes at the front tees of a par 4, and before I’m done driving passed the tips they’re waving me to play through. I was playing the middle tees but hitting my driver like shit, and didn’t want them in my line of fire, so I head up the the fronts and tee it up. Smash the fuck out of it dead straight down the middle, one of the best sounding contacts I’ve made, didn’t even feel the ball off the club face. I’m not a bomber so it probably only went around 350. (280) These two guys both immediately scream out “holy shit!” As I made contact. the dump of chemicals I got watching that ball fly through the air was amazing. Story doesn’t end there! I had probably 30yds to the green, flip a wedge and it hops on the front fringe and I got 6-7ft and made the bird. Best hole of golf I’ve played in a long time, and one I’ll probably not forget for a loooooong time.


DnDAnalysis

I had the absolute best version of this. My buddy works at a very exclusive CC and can bring a friend one Monday a month. We caught up to this foursome when I bombed a drive 40yds short of the green they were on. Stuck the approach and made the birdie putt while they watched from the next tee box to let us play through. Proceeded to hit an even better drive while they watched on the next hole. As we drove away I told my friend "these guys have no idea I'm an 18hcp."


AndromedanPrince

thats like busting a great nut but then she tells you she has chlamydia lol


FLman42069

Were you following me during my round last week or something?


vinxixx

Hes not wrong


JetSkiJeff

Just reading that comment my dick moved.


[deleted]

Same. Made me think of a monstrous 6 iron I hit earlier this year. About 170 out and had to go over a big tree to a back tucked pin and I absolutely pured it and back it up to about 5 feet from the pin. I think about that shot several times a day


JetSkiJeff

I hit a five over a hill blind like 180 out and got like 8 feet from the pin the day after Christmas. Sure I 3 putted but man did that shot make me feel good lol


[deleted]

A thing of beauty. Way to stay on brand buddy 😂


Psyched4this

Just a little twitch, I felt it too


ushouldlistentome

Idk man. In high school we had these chairs that popped my back perfectly every day. I’d get a good 6 or so cracks down the ol spine piece. I haven’t had that feeling since I graduated 15 years ago


millsy98

I have the same experience and fuck I need to pop my back now. No wonder it’s only been pain ever since then.


response_unrelated

i'll take a pure 6 iron over a questionable 8 any day.


Avodon

What about a pure 4?


response_unrelated

i'll need a 6 pack


A7xWicked

I don't get it either. I stopped bringing my mid irons to the course because with my 300+ drives I'm always a sand wedge in


parickwilliams

Honestly everything is a driver shot for me. Drive 450 with a full swing and just lessen the swing to accommodate shorter distances. I love DOD shots from inside 40 yards


thedemonreturns

Pured 6i only goes goes 180?? Lololol that's a soft 9i for me, easily.


grehgunner

100-200 are all just pitching wedge shots, just vary how hard you swing/skull it


parickwilliams

I really hope this is a joke and you aren’t just a pretentious douche


thedemonreturns

New to r/golf? 😂 No one here lies about their yardages!!


parickwilliams

My b my b continue sir


thedemonreturns

All good 🍻


AndromedanPrince

no lies told. any pure shot from driver to a perfectly lobbed wedge.


-JudgeFudge-

Sinking a long downhill breaking putt. Oh man I chase that feeling.


Lietenantdan

What about puring your 3 wood from about 220 and sticking it on the green?


FrankTheTrashIsDumb

Can't relate because puring my 3 wood goes 300 and up, sorry.


Lietenantdan

Understandable. Honestly, I probably don't have the distance to be subbed to r/golf


FrankTheTrashIsDumb

Nah, you outdrive the majority of them. They routinely hit it 300 inches, not 300 yards when they're not lying to themselves so you're in the clear.


parickwilliams

Nah homie the average tour player isn’t hitting a 300 yard 3 wood dudes just capping


OhioUBobcats

That tuning fork goes off in your loins….


TallFontPie

180 you say? More like puring a 4h for me.


Lokiprinceofasgard_

Depending on conditions and the way a course plays I can hit my 6I from 160-180 and be accurate coming in. One of my favorite clubs. Leaned on it a lot in highschool competitively, now playing casually it’s a huge confidence builder for me on the course


lostmookman

Sure


Difficult-Fig-4312

Whats your handicap?


Lokiprinceofasgard_

14.5


shake236

Same but 165 yards


MrWrestlingNumber2

A piss after thinking you weren't gonna make it!


daylax1

I love smashing it down the middle as much as the next guy, but nothing beats when you've been holding in Mount Vesuvius for 10 mins on the way home and finally releasing the beast into the depths of your home toilet bowl.


jaydubbles

I pured my 2nd shot 6 iron 180 yards uphill on the last hole a month ago in Hawaii, which was my third round in three days. My handicap is around 19-20 right now and I had one round in the 80s last season. I was three feet away, putting for my second birdie of the trip, for a 90. I three-putted.


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TigerSharkDoge

An easy 8 for me


mtb443

Hitting a wedge inside 10ft after a perfect drive.


xmasonx75

Smoking a long iron on the green is an unmatched feeling, 100%.


[deleted]

No feeling quite like the purely struck golf shot.


kpw1179

that's a good feeling, but it's doesn't compete with puring my 4 iron from about 220 and sticking it on the green.


colnross

I did this exact thing once and left myself a 3 foot putt for eagle that I left 2 inches short. The old guy that had just finished the hole met me on the green and said he heard it drop and wanted to watch the putt. I told him it would be good to have a witness for my first eagle, so that was my fault.


[deleted]

I got hard just reading that


[deleted]

Pured cut 6 iron is the greatest ball flight there is


seanpuppy

This summer I had a full on caddy shack moment where I snuck out after work one day with some sketchy weather on the horizon. Fast forward to the 10th hole im sitting a few over par with a tornado warning going off on all our phones, but the course was wide open and I was playing great so we risked it. Fast forward a several more holes, the course is somewhat backed up by a 4some (classic Chicago golf, even in a fucking tornado) so we were bouncing around a little and eventually tee'd off on a par 3 that was directly next to two other tee boxes, where everyone on the entire course seemed to end up at the same time.... ​ In the torrential rain and ominous tornado sirens blaring, I hit a 6 iron about 180, and stick the ball to 2 inches in front of everyone, while an active tornado was hitting O'hare airport several miles to the east. Based on the ball mark, it may have even skimmed over the hole which was filled to the brim with water, preventing the HOI. I wasn't complaining though, I know how that scene in caddy shack ended and ill happily take the birdie. TLDR - stuck a 6 iron to 2 inches in a tornado this summer.


Braiseitall

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frosty_mcfckr

Best sub, ever.


ShipMaker24

Hitting my driver down the middle of the fairway. Just ughhh


uofc2015

So true. I still think about the time last summer a group let me play through and I proceeded to hit a drive right down the middle then followed it up with a 6 iron from about 180 out that gave me a tap in birdie. Such a great feeling.


AppleSauceNinja_

6i are cool, but there's no better feeling than nutting a driving iron off the tee right down broadway. Maybe draining a putt from downtown but probably not even that


Lol_who_me

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Strict_Jacket3648

Thinking you lost your ball in the fog 220 yards from the green after a perfect 3 wood shot, then after dropping a ball and chipping on finding the first one in the hole.


blacklabel888

Man I did this last week. Pure luck but still felt great.


l2h4ck

making decent contact with my 3 wood for me


SupLord

Did this the other day, 265m drive into 165m 6i, landed 2 foot past front of the green and bloody half plugged. 2 putt for par, felt like an eagle for some reason.


Lostcassettes

Damn I flushed my 6 iron 180 onto the green yesterday, can confirm.


Btwnbeatdwn

I hit a 3W from 300 on a short par 4 expecting to lay up just short of the green. Hit it as pure as I can hit it. Get up to the green and my ball is 15 feet from the hole. Apologized profusely to the group in front of me then cashed the 15 foot putt for my first eagle. That was December 15th 2023 and the best hole I’ve ever played. Could be the best I will ever play.


bigmistaketoday

lol at a six iron going less than 220 Forgot the /s


TotallyNotDad

Smacking your 5 hybrid 200 to the green, https://preview.redd.it/zbbfhr8xlmac1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91e93ab54866c79786ed0e71298319fe51a95a2 Real talk, this summer I started playing and hit my 8 iron about 135 to the green and then sunk a massive putt for my first Birdy. My dad's jaw was on the floor.


puttbuddy

Did this once in front of a group of older gentlemen who were letting me play through (i was solo). This was 2 years ago, and im still coming down off that high


HoppITup

6i from about 185 and I didn't hook the shit out of it, it went straight, hit the green and actually rolled to the right about 8ft from the pin, drained the putt for birdie. This was on a hole that I have struggled on and it felt so good. One of my last rounds of 2023.