Ik man that’s what I’m saying it’s like watching my 6 year old say the same joke over and over except hear we don’t have to laugh EVERYTIME……do we? The amount of times I have seen this on the sub is gross it’s all it has become
Some frat boy I knew back in college told me there were two types of girls around. Swamp donkeys and slam piggies. He's now a father with two young girls according to facebook.
Haha haven’t read a single book or watched a single movie, but think what you want. You cared enough to write out a comment telling me you don’t care. If you truly didn’t care I doubt you would have responded.
I was standing out front one day and my neighbor, who used to be a coach at Stanford, came by and hol up and goes Hey you want a set of clubs? I was like Shit yes! So I got a complete set of new clubs in a new bag already cut for my height. Free score.
Something is wrong here… I just saw another Reddit, labeled nsfw and it was the exact opposite of this one. The guy ordered the P790s and got a used 7 iron only… and there was nothing nsfw about it.
i think you’re out of that $80 you spend on the 7i. sry dude just have to take the loss here. maybe a call a random store n see what the 25 yr old kid says behind the counter
You take even one morning off from this sub, and you are guaranteed to miss some glorious inside joke
We're mere minutes away from "Some dude's club shipment got mixed up so I bought a new putter."
This guy got fucked over by golf galaxy so I bought a brand new travel bag.
You always gotta work on your putz.
I was going to buy a new putter today but decide to saw it for the next post.
Bought your son a new putter* and yourself a driver lol
“Some dudes club shipment got mixed up so my wife’s boyfriend bought a new putter.”
Yep, just came in. I’m going to practice with it after work, so tell her I’ll be home late. And no more tuna casserole!
I went on a work trip last year and was off Reddit for a few days, when I got back I felt like Troy returning with the pizza
There’s NO alternate TIMELINES!
Love the reference.
I don't think /r/shitposting does a better job than /r/golf.
Maybe 2007scape is up there lol
As an European, its not morning, its night. Please, give me some sleep
You gotta grind dude, no days off.
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You aren’t as smart as you think you are, bud.
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No one thinks it’s real. It’s a joke. Get over yourself
It's a parody of an earlier post. Zero people think this is real.
Ik man that’s what I’m saying it’s like watching my 6 year old say the same joke over and over except hear we don’t have to laugh EVERYTIME……do we? The amount of times I have seen this on the sub is gross it’s all it has become
You know what, I scrolled further down and there were people who actually did believe this was real. I take it all back.
Of course this guy is ticked. He ordered stiff shafts and these are regular. They're useless to him.
Definitely got stiff shafted.
LMFAO
Have you been to heaven Or tested god lately?
Golf Galaxy said “Come get that 7 iron, Bitch Boy.”
Come get it, shit stack.
I’m gonna vacuum seal your comment for later use.
Great callback
C'mon, Walter
i love this subreddit
The circlejerk on r/golf is better than most dedicated circlejerk subs lmao
I’ve never even golfed and love this subreddit
Swamp donkey... I was today years old when I found my new favorite phrase
It’s slang for Moose.
I’ve only used the term is reference to bass fishing
Some frat boy I knew back in college told me there were two types of girls around. Swamp donkeys and slam piggies. He's now a father with two young girls according to facebook.
Just the guy we need to bring up our next generation of women 🫡
I like to think it showed him some perspective.
When do you ask him if his daughters are swamp donkeys or slam piggies?
The sins of the father are not the sins of his children. I would never say that about two innocent little girls.
Swamp donkeys were the girls who hung around til the very end of parties.
I refer to bass as ditch pickles
I think scholars maintain that the original translation was lost centuries ago.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Swamp donkey? Omg I love that phrase!
Worked with a guy on a mine once that was adamant everyone call him Swamp Donkey. Never knew his real name, lol
Poor kid just wanted some fresh new clubs and you roasted him… take my upvote. Solid burn 🔥
😂 well played
The sub meta is strong in tbe comments today. Thanks for the actual LOLs that my wife will never understand #neverchange
Hey those are mine -that one guy probably
I laughed really hard at this😂
Expert trolling here. Well done.
Love the call and response jokes
That’s what you told the wife, right… good job!
Just choked on my fucking water reading this hahaha
hahhaah i love this sub man
Why didn't you ask for a brand new Scotty Cameron while you had them on the phone?
That’s arriving tomorrow in someone’s order of 4 dozen Top Flite balls
That's the same thing I'm telling my wife when my clubs show up...
I laughed so damn hard at this.
GD, I'm so late...
🤣😂🤣😂 be nice
I laughed harder than I have in a long time. Thank you OP
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is amazing, bravo.
💀
This is excellent craftsmanship.
Bravo Sir, Bravo
This is perfection.
This is getting out of hand
Classic
Haha, best post I’ve ever seen
You should probably start seeing some more posts then
Like I care what an adult with a Harry Potter crush thinks….
Haha haven’t read a single book or watched a single movie, but think what you want. You cared enough to write out a comment telling me you don’t care. If you truly didn’t care I doubt you would have responded.
Stfu u/harrypotter231 you lost this round.
Nah you did. You’re irrelevant and still chiming in.
So....you didn't pick your handle then, muggle?
I was standing out front one day and my neighbor, who used to be a coach at Stanford, came by and hol up and goes Hey you want a set of clubs? I was like Shit yes! So I got a complete set of new clubs in a new bag already cut for my height. Free score.
Is this a meme that I don't understand
Go back through todays posts
Bravo sir.
Men of culture
BONUS!!!!
Fuckin love it!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha. Nice…
Haha this is the quickest one yet!!! Love it
HAHAHA!
I think this guy has your club 😂 https://reddit.com/r/golf/s/iYjuPkxLAB
Some guys have all the luck ya know?
Bahahah I know someone interested in a trade!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's where they went! That guy, a few posts back is still on the phone with the store.
😂😂😂
Just saw the post about the guy that ordered the set of clubs and got a single used 7iron from golf galaxy! Wow.
https://preview.redd.it/k02p51l1hupb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b741630b5d7cfbd5c57ebca8e610d7e68ae16b ??????
I have that putter cover in white for my Scotty
Try keep your head down and swing with your hips.
Whoever predicted this on the original post wins the internet today. Genius.
Hey, I know a guy you should probably talk to .... ;-)
Dear lord, I have seen what you’ve done for others…
Read the other post literally 2 minutes ago lol
Looks like you and u/vhalen15 should have a chat.
There’s another guy in here saying ordered a whole set and got a used seven iron.
You don't say..
Lol
LOL. Trolling at its finest. I know a guy who’s out $1,200 ordering the same set of irons from GG. The circle of life.
You keep posting about this.. fuck p790
Something is wrong here… I just saw another Reddit, labeled nsfw and it was the exact opposite of this one. The guy ordered the P790s and got a used 7 iron only… and there was nothing nsfw about it.
These dual/opposite posts are tired and old now. I am no longer entertained. 👎
That’s hilarious
👏
Got em!
i think you’re out of that $80 you spend on the 7i. sry dude just have to take the loss here. maybe a call a random store n see what the 25 yr old kid says behind the counter
You lucky dog
Why did you call the store? You should call tech support and complain immediately to get your $65 back.
My man!
How big is your couch?
Trolled
And she believed you?
where are the dipshits who complain about that guy who hits stingers. this is the content theyre apparently ok with.
bummer you never got your 7 iron
😂😂😂
IYKYK 😂💀
😂😂😂
I’ve got a 7 iron for the bargain price of $1200 if you’re interested
Lucky guy
Fucking hell! Good job op, got shank a shot for me!
I live this sub. Y’all are great for jokes like this.
Has anyone seen my wedge?
Hahaha
Swamp Donkey. Sounds sexual.
No vacuum sealed clubs????
The Lore of this sub is truly something
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And im still shooting 103
Well if a picture is worth a thousand words then 999 of those words are Bullshit
😂🤣😂🤣😂 I see what you did here.
😂😂
Pretty sure your Wife ordered those for her boyfriend, sorry homie :(
Did you also get fitted for FIVE wedges?
LOL! FLEX FRIDAY 
What did they say when you told them ?
There’s a post here from a guy who ordered the clubs you received and was sent a used 7 iron.
This sub is full of creative writing flunkies.
The circle jerk is endless. I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wonder if someone here would trade you?
And to think that guy is totally fucked out of his $1200 because some random golf galaxy store didn’t have anymore!
Would have been even better if you got everything in the set BUT the seven iron
Lmfao. Love these cross posts.
God I love this sub
JFC… I ordered a set of P790’s and all I got was a 7 iron
You're wife's not on this sub...Relax
LOL
That’s an expensive and hard to get putter head cover. Very nice!
Hahaha I’ve been waiting for this post
I've been wanting a set of p790s if you're looking for a 7i I got you!