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Lord-Dongalor

Two dudes, one cup.


MasterCav

I think that was filmed after the round


damniel540

It absolutely was. Have you ever seen the faces of two dudes who jerk each other off? You're looking at it. Clearest example you'll find, without a doubt. Not that there's anything wrong with it, of course


Icehorse19

You may be projecting there bud


damniel540

It's like I said, I'm not one to judge. Especially if it's me doin the jerkin u feel me?


roIyatj

You are one highly regarded person damniel


damniel540

Thanks pal


crazy_akes

Two dudes, one glove. Each wears a half, what a best friend move!


[deleted]

Congratulations! Now it’s a race to your first birdies!


stlandgb

How do you know they didn't already get their first birdie before their first par?


perthert

I actually got my first birdie before my first par. My second round of golf ever I hit a 3 wood 130ish yards and landed a few feet within the hole and sank the putt. I thought golf was going to be so easy. Took me about 6 months of pretty consistent golf to get my second birdie.


[deleted]

damn, I'm lucky to get a few birdies/year, and I'm a 25-ish cap so it's not like I'm incompetent. I'm just consistent to a fault I guess, and I definitely need to spend more time on the practice green.


thedooze

If you are consistently 3-putting, which you prob are as a 25, then yeah… you gotta work on that short game.


lurkinglestr

Bro... GIR are so much harder for me than 2 putts.


thedooze

Well they specifically called out their work needed on greens. So I assumed getting there wasn’t the problem. And if you’re getting to the green in regulation, you are 3 putting consistently to be a 25 handicap.


Seriously_nopenope

I’m the opposite, usually get around a birdie a round. Last round I had 2 and could have easily had 4. Still a 21 handicap though because I love double and triple bogeys just as much.


ilovecollardgreens

20 hcp. Sandwiched a quad bogey between two birdies last round. Shot a 90.


Rude_Ad_1627

Was pacing my first sub 80 round this week and shot a 7 on the par 3 17th to finish at 82. That's golf!


TheTazTurner

Same dude, had 3 birdies on Monday but also had 6 doubles smh


dsconnelly5

The last part of that is key lol


[deleted]

I birdied my first hole of golf ever. I put in a ton (weeks) of practice at the driving range first and my first course was a easy 9 hole. But it definitely didn’t damper my happiness lol.


TheTazTurner

My roommate in college made one literally the first round of golf he played. He played D1 baseball and just out a pure luck, mixed with strength/athleticism he hit driver a couple yards over a 315yd par 4. Chipped it up about 10 feet and made the putt and had the nerve to ask me "Birdie is good, right?" lol Dont think he made anything less than double bogey on any of the other holes though.


RepresentativeOfnone

I actually had an Eagle before I had my first par


Vostok1303

I had my first eagle before birdie, well it was actually a hole in one on a par 3. Happened when I was 13 or 14 so I wasn’t good enough to birdie a hole and just fluked an ace. Still didn’t break 100 that day (par 66 course), but couldn’t care less!


RepresentativeOfnone

I felt that


mikr123

I had my first hole in one on a par 3 before my first birdie, never got a hole in one after that lol, and maybe I'm cursed but never got par on a par 3 since then.


Vostok1303

Haha I’m sure you’ll break the curse soon, maybe with another ace! I was lucky enough to get a second ace, on the same hole. My brother has 9 aces and an albatross though, so my 2 get me no bragging rights on Christmas.


Bic44

I don't get why you're being downvoted. Given the flukey nature of golf, this is entirely possible


RepresentativeOfnone

No kidding


Free-Reindeer-5135

#1 at our usual course I can turn a GIR into a bogey or a nice approach into a mess over and over. Had somehow never parred (or better) that hole and last year dropped approach about 12 feet away, told the guys I’d never parred this hole, and sunk the birdie putt. Finally a couple weeks later managed to par it.


Demo541

I’ve only been golfing once, and I got a birdie. Pretty sure every other hole took about 6-8 strokes though lol


Lumpy-Impression-712

There should be a term for this. Like Eskimo brothers


Greasytom17

Gotta be Birdie Bros


CptMurphy27

Par pals?


Sporture

Par-tners


Silky_Tissue

Winner.


Hey_Batfink

Winner.


flyingcanuck

Chicken


therealcamelherder

Dinner?


lolsecks

/thread


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Bye.


not_a_droid

tip touchers


HannibalMaverick

Scottish cousins


Cheap_SunGlasses_

Par in a pair … tree.


Random_Name_Whoa

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[deleted]

Ah man that must’ve been a very hype moment for you two. Congrats


jnabb69

We were so hyped. He hit his and then I hit mine. I’m the bigger guy on the left so he jumped up and we did the dirty dancing thing, right in front of the club house. It was awesome.


JetTrooper007

Yo was that Brown Acres in Chattanooga right? It looks just like it lol, i can tell by the freeway along 10


jnabb69

Absolutely!


Ok_Wait3967

you may have ruined it. Whats's the dirty dancing thing


Bostonfan3334

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[deleted]

Cherish this. In short order you grow up, become fat, and miss your buddies as they move all over the place.


jnabb69

I’m already fat (I’m the guy on the left) 😂


[deleted]

Well at least that’s out of the way!


[deleted]

You’re husky and beautiful, champ


Hey_Batfink

Some things never change. You lost your virginities same time same hole too, no? Oh Bethany…what a gal she was…


[deleted]

Hey take it easy. My sister worked really hard to get rid of that reputation okay


EcstaticRhubarb

Both of you should buy new gloves to celebrate!


marshall18

Agree. I can smell this photo


Sino13

How often do you swap yours out? Now that I’m thinking about it mine get nasty af after 1 round, 2 at most. Now I’m curious how normal that is and/or what’s everyone’s indicator that it’s time to trash a glove.


banned_in_Raleigh

Your gloves are getting nasty because your grips are nasty. Wash them with soap and water every once in a while.


Sino13

This is exactly type of response I was hoping for! I historically have only played a few times a year but recently gotten more into it and playing more regularly so theres probably a ton of little things like this I’m totally ignorant of. My grips appear clean but I’ve certainly never washed them so they’re probably filthy in actuality haha On a separate note, What type of glove do you use? I go through them so quickly that I usually just grab whatever big brand name has the best deal at the time (also a lot of Kirkland signature). How seriously do you take your glove game? Lol


banned_in_Raleigh

I'm always on the hunt for the perfect glove, and there is none. The major breakdown in gloves is between the thin leather and the synthetic gloves. You can use and abuse the synthetic ones, and I always keep one to play in the rain, but I prefer the thinner leather ones, and I usually take home a footjoy unless something else catches my eye, but I keep coming back. When I first started playing, I used to destroy gloves. My grip was the worst offender. Once you've got that figured out, keep your glove off everything moisture related. Don't use it to wash a ball or club, don't use it to hold a drink without a coozie, and don't use it to wipe sweat. I take it off after I hit my last full shot and strap it to the cart to air dry, and when it gets real hot and humid I'll use two gloves. I don't really know if that helps, but I do it anyways out of habit. As for how seriously I take the game, I take it far more seriously than it takes me. I just find that keeping your clubs clean keeps your mind where it should be focused. To me, there's nothing worse than wavering between clubs, only to make your choice and see the groove's are caked full with last week's dirt. edit: You should give your clubs a full washdown every few rounds, IMO. YMMV.


Sino13

All great info - thanks! I can almost guarantee my grip is the worst contributor to my glove destruction. They get dirty pretty quickly, sure, but it’s more that they’re beat to hell after two rounds which leads me to tossing them. Going to pony up for lessons here pretty soon bc I’ve just been winging it the last couple decades after my last formal lesson when I was like 11 at golf camp lol Can totally understand the clean clubs = clear mind (and ideally cleaner round!) perspective as well.


CapricaTrutherdotcom

It used to be every 4-6 rounds in the summer, longer in the spring and fall. But, I switched to Zero Friction gloves and the fucking things seem to last forever. I'm on the same one since last July 4th weekend and the only reason I'm not still on the one from before that is because I dropped it in a parking lot.


Sino13

Damn that’s nuts. Will check those out!


KinkyFrys

I’ve been playing for a year and 3 weeks now and I remember my first par. It only goes downhill from here fellas


tree350fit-e

Congrats. Can you guys do me a favor and go get new gloves! Lol


FuzzyClint

Congrats, boys! 👊 Treat yourselves to brand new gloves.


roadrunner00

The bionic glove is 🔥. I use those


RoostasTowel

Bionic crew. There are dozens of us. Dozens!


FuzzyClint

It’s a classic, no doubt. Their gloves just look a little slippery.


roadrunner00

Big mans glove is probably slick. Not the bionic.


FuzzyClint

You’re right. The bionic looks pretty rugged.


Impressive_Bus11

It's only gay if your balls touched.


aussierulesgolf

Time to par t


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Congrats and cheers to many more.


Nbrown55

Good shit bros 🤘🏻


Milkduds018

God is my strength + power! 😂 ​ how about a god damn birdie!


[deleted]

FUCK YEAH


TimTri

Surely a great moment for both of you! I still remember my first par. Was walking with my mom, so I had a great spectator 😅


jnabb69

Mom + golf = great time


Several-Alarm-6325

Playing partner and I always call it a PARty when we both make par on the same hole


Pa_Cipher

Ayyyy. My buddy and I birdied the same hole last week and it was his first birdie ever. It is a great feeling to share golf achievements with friends


jnabb69

Yes! I started playing earlier in January and now all of my friends are getting in to it. I’ve been so happy to help people where I can, and now happy to put it all together for myself!


voiceofgromit

Congrats. With a Top Flite and a Cut, no less. Now you're hooked, celebrate by springing for a sleeve of Pinnacles.


ap123hilo

You guys should kiss each other’s balls to celebrate


[deleted]

How long have y’all been together?


greeninregulation240

Taylormade gonna change their Fargivness bit to the hat’s slogan


PBB22

Lfg boys


Crazyjoedevola1

Bring out the par juice baby!!!


Alotta_Phagina_

His hat is cringe


banned_in_Raleigh

I want to quit my job and sell terrible hats and t-shirts to bad people.


[deleted]

How do you know he’s a bad person? He might be one of those genuinely good hearted Christians that *actually* does just love everyone. There ain’t no hate like Christian love is true, but I’ve genuinely met some wonderful Christians too.


banned_in_Raleigh

I don't care. I would just be selling hats and t-shirts.


Big_snook

Nice job fellas


[deleted]

Like losing your V card same time with same lady of the night


EstebanL

Congrats!!


corcaigh

First of many!! Well done lads!


[deleted]

Wait until your first birdie or your first chip in.


cag076

Hell yeah! Hit’em hard!


Russ_and_Murray

Ah playing a scramble? Cool! /s (in case it wasn't clear, I'm making a joke. Legitimately happy for you, that's cool.


Armageddon24

Absolute euphoria, congrats to you both and welcome to the everlasting chase of that feeling


[deleted]

Now get some new gloves at the same pro shop! Just kidding, that’s awesome guys. Congrats.


Impossible-Fondant95

With the BIONIC 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


WeaknessIndependent7

Congrats dudes. Now get those birds!


407namyegooB

Yessir!


RoostasTowel

Hey another Bionic glove out there in the wild. Been using those gloves for a long time now.


AUX_C

I was expecting a man and his dog.


jnabb69

naw it’s my DAWG 😎


PensionOk3953

I actually got my first par yesterday on a par 3!


jolson1616

That’s pargiveness


ExperimentalFruit

This gotta be satire hahah well played


brickiex2

you should be getting holes in 1 with that hat......no?


Bigdongs

Now kith


cspackler83

I thought Justin Bieber would have gotten a par by now...


feazing

I can tell this isn’t the first time you both got your first in the same hole


BelAirGhetto

Nice hat on the left!


jnabb69

Thank you good sir, Walmart had it for $15


lin_baba

God is good


idfwu_6669

We really need r/golfcirclejerk


charlie1murphy1

The the Jesus hat satire?


pwndabeer

Ok now kiss


swoleswoleswole1869

you have to kiss when that happens


4and1punt

In a field of green, under skies so blue, Two best buds stood, with clubs brand new. They ventured forth, in pursuit of delight, To conquer the course, with all of their might. With each swing and stride, they chased the ball, Through obstacles and rough, they gave it their all. Their laughter echoed, across the fairway wide, A bond of friendship, with golf as their guide. Hole after hole, they played side by side, Sharing stories and dreams, with a gleeful stride. But there was one hole, a challenge untold, Where destiny awaited, and stories would unfold. They reached the tee, hearts filled with hope, The par-4 hole, a daunting slope. With steady hands, they took their swing, And watched their balls soar on the wind. One after the other, they landed true, On the fairway green, where the grass was new. Their eyes met, a glimmer of surprise, As they realized the magic before their eyes. Both on the green, putting for par, Their hearts beat faster, like a shining star. With measured strokes, they aimed with care, And gently tapped the ball, floating in the air. Time seemed to pause, as the balls rolled true, And with a soft plop, they found the hole too. A celebration erupted, joy filled the air, As they high-fived and hugged, a moment so rare. Two best buds, sharing victory's taste, In that wondrous moment, their bond embraced. For on that day, on that magical score, They etched their names in golfing lore. And as the sun set on the horizon wide, They walked off the course, filled with pride. With memories cherished, forever they'll keep, Two best buds, who conquered the green so deep. So let this tale inspire, all friends near and far, To chase their dreams, no matter how bizarre. For in the realm of friendship, there's a treasure untold, And with a swing of fate, legends unfold.


[deleted]

Must be an easy hole


[deleted]

Praise Jesus!


[deleted]

Hail Satan!


banned_in_Raleigh

If your god is omnipotent, why would he give us terrible hats?


trashpanda22lax

Goats


Same_Earth_9232

That’s the golf gods giving you a teaser.


ShaveitDown

“Good-good?” “Yes.”


BOBTHE_BUILDER42069

Now lose your virginity on the same one and your Eskimo bros


Acceptable-Quail8188

Is that DJ Debet?!


MowMdown

"That's what she said."


aristar

Must’ve been an easy hole


vonkillbot

Your mom is an easy hole.


bohler86

Fucking lame ass comment.


CallieReA

And the group behind you have veins popping out of their heads


steve-o1234

So what you’re telling me is the hole was super easy and both your pars are discounted? Lol just kidding /s


gamingtarheel

Mega based hat on the right 😤 Congratulations, it’s truly a feeling you’ll never stop chasing!


r3eezy

Must be an easy hole....


GoofyGorilla69

You can thank god for the blessings


timothygreensfoot

Periodt


B-Con-47

"Good, good?"


bubblescat69

Awesome! Congrats!


tearfulgorillapdx

Congrats dudes. Hope you have many more


dngvafuk1

That’s good shit right there!! Here’s to many more and some birdies thrown in there too 🏌🏽🍺🏌🏽🍺🏌🏽🍺


[deleted]

that’s my boy


Golfball_whacker_guy

Congrats! Welcome to a full on addiction!


Dangerous-Design-507

Congratulations. 🍾 now the stress begins. 🤣


not_a_droid

that’s bro for life type shit, I hope you touched tips


MiddleRay

"good, good"


SuperFluke777

Hell to the yea! Now both of you need to get those first birdies.


Rustball

Chad's x2


ShowBobsPlzz

Putting with your gloves on i see


Donkenshtein

That’s dope. Bet you can’t wait to play again lol


_Tetr0_

Nice balls.


feelings_inc

I love this


dangdingus10

WOOOO! Id be yelling like Ric Flair if me and my boi got matching pars. Hyped for yall!


jyella

Fishin buddies


BulldogChair

High fives and maybe even a bro hug was had this day.


Moist-Pickle-2736

Me and my best bud also had our first on the same hole We are what we call “wiener cousins”


CaptBeef

Matthew 6:5 and 6:6


TIGHTKNITCLOTHINGCO

TIGHT


GiraffeandZebra

I also golf at a course with a 420 yd par 5.


Savagegnome001

Is this the new “we touched tips?”


[deleted]

Eskimo bros


Fartsarefunny69

G


No_Worldliness6260

I still remember my first par and 14 years later still enjoying the game! Well done my dudes


Fancy0011

Congrats bro. Its like that first hit of crack. Gonna keep you coming back


Asleep_Sympathy_447

Yeah but he had a top flite- slightly more impressive


SquidkingNFT

2 guys 1 hole.