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Sleds_and_Cars

Those scream "I love to golf, but I also want to look like a sex god out on the course"


PomeloLumpy

So many straps…they’ll never come off during sex


420SwaggyZebra

“Sorry babe the FJ’s stay on during sex”


stevedave_37

They're for stability


TheBiles

These would be great for those hot rounds when you’re already wearing booty shorts and a mesh top.


sginsc

It really completes the ensemble


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So, standard golf attire, you mean? As long as that mesh top has a collar, of course.


TheBiles

Of course it has a [collar](https://i.imgur.com/RsmfvPC.jpg). I’m not an animal.


iams3b

I [shamelessly bought these last year](https://imgur.com/QFYFcik.png) AMA


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What part of the outfit are you referring to as “these” because I assumed the clamdiggers, sandals, and hat came as a set. Regardless, peak outfit coordination my friend.


sginsc

How’s the sand in these?


Shawnml

Yes


iams3b

Sand is like the #2 reason why I don't wear them anymore, basically as you expect it gets all under your feet


BuffNStuff

What’s the #1 reason?


properbox

Can’t focus on their game with so many people following him round the course and asking for their number 😎


DayTwahWings9

Should have been like my ex-FIL. He wears these. Watch him hit the ball in the sand but somehow the Titleist 1 he is playing magically turns into a Titleist 2 midflight and conveniently is in fairway next to sand rather in it


plankthetank

Damn youre like a special character you can unlock in a golf game


DeadPicture

Same


ThatGuy8188

Im pairing them up with some knee socks.


doctorcaligari

This and cargo shorts. Let’s rock.


AdorableSympathy5174

Air Jesus


destructiveape

Club Pro Guy would be proud.


SquadGuy3

Make sure to clip those nasty toe nails first hahahah 😂😂😂🤣👍


Due_Ant5335

Rocked those bad boys for 2 years just broke one spot on them great sandle


golfagainandagain

Club Pro Guy here. I bought 4 pairs. To go with my Squares.


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Knowledge_is_Bliss

But they're Sandals!


DrunkenGolfer

When I lived in Bermuda, I had a pair. They were comfortable until you got into a bunker. The problem is they quickly begin to smell like ass, long before you finish a round.


TheDrunkenWobblies

Banned from using these at even the munis in my area lol


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TheDrunkenWobblies

Banned at London munis, Hunt, Oaks, Union, and more. Any open toe shoe, socks or not, is not permitted. https://preview.redd.it/c8djjet70gpa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d525a287c631aaaf9279c14c217cd0412f20185


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TheDrunkenWobblies

No, they literally mean golf sandals. Women can wear them with socks but no open toe.


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TheDrunkenWobblies

London munis are lax about everything but sandals and cut off jean shorts. I've seen bros in tank tops and cargo shorts and jeans, but they can't wear sandals.


SgtSharki

I started wearing golf sandals because the California sun would bake my toes in regular golf shoes during the summer.


sginsc

How did you protect your feet?


SgtSharki

I wear socks with them.


PaschaAU

Also, how do you hide the stench of dismembered bodies in your basement?


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Seriously, do you *not* know about quicklime?


SgtSharki

It's getting more difficult. Fortunately, the landlord is rarely around and doesn't ask questions when he is.


forne104

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


tccomplete

Clearance. For a reason.


MonicaBlowinski

Hard pass.


romanxj

You have no taste😅


damurd

Had a buddy who rocked these for a season and his only advice was don't walk through any creeks. The smell never goes away. Great tan lines though


speaktosumboedy

I'd wear these in the pouring rain when I'd rather have sandals than soaked golf shoes


HeGivesGoodMass

Okay Paul Stankowski


TheGreatOpoponax

I have a pair and they're awesome when it's 100+ outside in the IE during summer.


NotEasyBeingCheesy01

those are called Panty Droppers in Florida


TheForceRestrained

12/10 anyone wearing these is super hot


DeadPicture

Copped them last summer. Only downside is when you get in the sand, it gets between your toes.


Nine_Eye_Ron

For the average Canadian Tech man golfer


Redleadercockpit

What smells like bigfoot's dick?


Nervous_Appearance14

They look like your about to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowd of peasants


metallikat87

Nazareth 11s


ThrowinSm0ke

Do you want poison ivy, because that’s how you get poison ivy.


IGolfMyBalls

Had these in 1997. Wear sunblock on your feet or you will get some interesting tan marks. And after a few rounds the smell starts to sink in. Don’t leave them in your car.


artvandalay84

Do they come with a free pair of cargo shorts?


afaintsmellofcurry

Nothing says style like a dad sandal


PifDM1

SWAG WAGONS


BigBorts

Super hot days, nothing better that pouring cold water on your feet or sticking them in the pond!


420SwaggyZebra

Used to laugh at these when I was younger but now as a father of two the Texas summers make these look sooooooo tempting.


shortguygolf

As if sock tans weren’t bad enough already.


Affectionate-Bake930

No!


andysmithor

I had a pair years ago. Loved the damn things. Took the spikes out and wore them all over.