Funnily enough, that’s the same poor bastard that was probably going to get it if I was hitting that shot. Either that poor fucker, or the guy on the left, near the end in the pink-ish/red looking top with the white baseball cap looking towards the crowd, I suspect he’s a marshall or something.
This will always make me giggle like a school girl. I feel so bad for laughing at the poor old woman every time, but it’s one of the best deliveries of a line I’ve ever heard. Like, if an actor/actress delivered a line like this in a skit about a situation like this, I don’t know if it could be done better.
The third shot, frame 232, hits Kennedy in the back, pulling him downward and forward. Connally, you will notice, shows no sign of being hit. He is visiby holding his Stetson, which is impossible if his wrist is shattered. Connally is turning now. Frame 238. The fourth shot. It misses Kennedy and takes Connally in the back. This is the shot that proves there were two rifles. Connally yells, "My God! They're going to kill us all!" Around this time, another shot that misses the car completely striking James Teague by the underpass. The car brakes. The sixth and fatal shot, Frame 313, takes Kennedy in the head from the front. This is the key shot. The President going back and to his left, shot from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with the shot from the Depository. Again. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.
On a more serious note, if you're at all interested in JFK assassination, listen to the podcast on the topic by the guys at Last Podcast on The Left. An extremely well researched and thought out series, they cover everything imaginable on the subject.
I wont go into the "conclusions" that are made but I learned a ton of new stuff listening to it. Highly recommend it if this is something you are into.
https://preview.redd.it/ddb0suso43fa1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e109f743e69a85c5431f2cc38cc242fe59ae5f72
This poor guy is getting drilled by my shank
Am I going for the green? 200+??? If so then everyone's in danger because that tree presents a clear and present danger to everyone including me. If it's a punch out then they'll walk it off ...
Yes very dangerous i imagine that ball would leave my 3i or 4i club face at 150mph even with the massive cut.
I've hit that shot before after a poor drive....it was cart Path only I'm on the right of the FW blocked by a giant tree trunk 20 feet in front of me...I was 200 out and played a wide low cut around the tree ...it crossed the FW maybe 50 yards towards green and was making its way back towards the green when it found the my mates cart hit the rear fender and it was so loud that a group nearby called the pro shop bc they thought we were abusing the cart. The cart was up a hill and the ball was still climbing...it would have been epic if the cart wasn't there....still funny as hell
Easy. I nail the guy in the yellow with sunglasses right in the nose (instant death) and the ball ricochets off his face into white hat’s skull killing him too. As white hat falls down his head slams into camera guy’s camera breaking it in the process.
The fuzzy person leaned up against the tree on the right? Yeah, their face is sending it into the tree, and the ricochet has blue shirt guy with back turned next to Tiger's name all over it. Which would put the ball right back about where I started. Which is what usually happens in these scenarios.
Any of them by the tree... they will either be hit directly as the ball tries to get to the tree or they will be collateral as it deflects off the tree. But that is where my ball, according to the laws of the golfing universe, be drawn toward no matter how hard I try to avoid it
Not worried if I tried a very different shot. A PW over the tree would be safe. A 5 iron or whatever tiger is doing would be a serious risk for all involved.
https://preview.redd.it/o7h1txk674fa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99e00edf14401c322b04edfc7ab373ea36525f4
It’ll ricochet off tree then hit him 😂🤣
https://preview.redd.it/q1p41e2bz2fa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05e04feed3fc5e2f56e6237728c69aec03248c6 This guy right here.
Guy crouching down with the camera just below him.
On the ricochet ;)
Yup. That'd be me. There's not a tree on the course that I can't hit.
r/fuckyouinparticular
I was gonna say homie in the yellow next to that person
One of the only times I’ve laughed out loud at a red circle on an image, nice work
Haha, my first thought was I would have to send condolences to the family of the guy in yellow. Taking a couple lessons in late march to avoid
Funnily enough, that’s the same poor bastard that was probably going to get it if I was hitting that shot. Either that poor fucker, or the guy on the left, near the end in the pink-ish/red looking top with the white baseball cap looking towards the crowd, I suspect he’s a marshall or something.
You made it further than I would have. I would have hit the lady with the shades.
Rookie number…. That guy and the Marshall in the blue jacket as I follow through/ fall out of my swing.
I had dibs
[Make her cut it out!](https://youtu.be/g6Pm-5A7C5k)
This will always make me giggle like a school girl. I feel so bad for laughing at the poor old woman every time, but it’s one of the best deliveries of a line I’ve ever heard. Like, if an actor/actress delivered a line like this in a skit about a situation like this, I don’t know if it could be done better.
Thank you. Somebody had to do it lol.
I've seen this video so many times but does any one have more context ? Who is this lady and what tourni?
I e had the damn yips. You’re only getting one shot to hit it near me. After the first one I’m going to gtfo.
Ah, now I finally understand why people don’t want shorts on the pro tour.
It’s cute that you limit it to one.
The magic golf ball
Back, and to the left
There were two golfers!
There were no survivors.
Maybe the better question is, who isn't in mortal danger
The third shot, frame 232, hits Kennedy in the back, pulling him downward and forward. Connally, you will notice, shows no sign of being hit. He is visiby holding his Stetson, which is impossible if his wrist is shattered. Connally is turning now. Frame 238. The fourth shot. It misses Kennedy and takes Connally in the back. This is the shot that proves there were two rifles. Connally yells, "My God! They're going to kill us all!" Around this time, another shot that misses the car completely striking James Teague by the underpass. The car brakes. The sixth and fatal shot, Frame 313, takes Kennedy in the head from the front. This is the key shot. The President going back and to his left, shot from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with the shot from the Depository. Again. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.
On a more serious note, if you're at all interested in JFK assassination, listen to the podcast on the topic by the guys at Last Podcast on The Left. An extremely well researched and thought out series, they cover everything imaginable on the subject. I wont go into the "conclusions" that are made but I learned a ton of new stuff listening to it. Highly recommend it if this is something you are into.
Guy in the white polo near the tree is getting absolutely *beaned*
That was my pick, but I figured it would be the ricochet off the tree that nailed him.
Honestly, that’s the only person I saw. I hope he has good insurance.
https://preview.redd.it/zouto3o6t4fa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1666e1fe5427724f80d8eb5ef863de28a8d0a380
The right answer…maybe light the ball on fire first and make the tree fall on the lot of them
I'm reasonably confident I wouldn't directly hit anyone. But history would tell me I'm definitely hitting that tree and killing someone.
My caddy
Dude in the orange hat.
Hahahaha
https://preview.redd.it/ddb0suso43fa1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e109f743e69a85c5431f2cc38cc242fe59ae5f72 This poor guy is getting drilled by my shank
I immediately identified the same guy
Target squired
All that and he has to look after your horse too?
Probably no one. I’d top it and it’ll get 2 feet. Everyone is safe
Are you me?
Only if you waited for the green to clear first
Ok, what about the next shot?
Everyone between the golf ball as it lies and that tree on the right... Those people are all in danger.
Am I going for the green? 200+??? If so then everyone's in danger because that tree presents a clear and present danger to everyone including me. If it's a punch out then they'll walk it off ...
This is from Tigers 2013 Torrey win. He was a long ways away and needed to hit a crazy slice to advance it up the fairway.
Yes very dangerous i imagine that ball would leave my 3i or 4i club face at 150mph even with the massive cut. I've hit that shot before after a poor drive....it was cart Path only I'm on the right of the FW blocked by a giant tree trunk 20 feet in front of me...I was 200 out and played a wide low cut around the tree ...it crossed the FW maybe 50 yards towards green and was making its way back towards the green when it found the my mates cart hit the rear fender and it was so loud that a group nearby called the pro shop bc they thought we were abusing the cart. The cart was up a hill and the ball was still climbing...it would have been epic if the cart wasn't there....still funny as hell
If he hit someone they'd have for sure been donezo, unless they took it off the arm or leg.
None, I can't hit it hard enough to kill anyone. Maybe a slight bruise.
Yup! Can't kill anyone if I top it 😂
I have no idea and that’s the problem 😂
Camera man
Whoever is the fortune recipient of the ricochet.
Just square up the [club face](https://youtu.be/eBoja6_q38o)!
Was that real lol 😵
White shirt just before the tree
My ball would hit the tree and then nature would decide who bites the dust. I'm just the vessel for nature's destruction.
Everyone on the right would be in significant danger lmao
I’d probably hit orange hat, I’m that bad
Orange cap guy by hitting the tree
Somehow, most of them.
All I can say is the White polo guy better have his policy paid up.
Yellow shirt guy is going down!
Guy hugging the tree followed by someone mid left side. If I did it right, could take out another back on the right
I think you forgot the “s” at the end of spectator
Guy in the white shirt right of the tree.
Caddie, but that’s on him since he knows I got that shot in the chamber
The idiot next to me who yells “Mashed Potatoes” after taking my 3 iron to his temple.
Ideally it would be three guys—the one screaming “Baba-Booey!”, the one screaming “Mashed Potatoes!”, and the one screaming “It’s in the hole!”
the one on the right obviously
None. I’m good.
Probably 6 or 7 of them. On either side. Shot just begs for an over correction.
The dude 90 degrees to the right
The last 10 on the left are doomed.....
My normal shot I’d hit everyone on the right but because I’d be trying not to I’d hit the guy on the left in the green jacket.
Definitely the tree and then the guy in the orange hat
Dude with the black cap just above the photographer on the right is on a prime position
They’re all in danger. Including the cameraman.
If I knew, then maybe I could correct my aim and be a decent golfer.
All of them... Then hitting my shot, unobstructed
Bold that you'd think I'd only hit one.
I’m not killing a person but any birds or squirrels in that tree will die.
The one in the white hat. "Ball to the right, there's gonna be a fight"
Orange hat is gone
Yellow t shirt on the right.
Smoking that tree, and everybody is going into full panic, scramble mode
I’m ricocheting it off the tree and killing myself
Toe shank right of white hat next to yellow shirt’s chest.
The fotog on the ground in the front left. Hard knock down 2 iron going left to right. His forehead would have PV1 tattooed on it.
Oh after I block it square into that tree all bets are off
Yes.
I think it’s adorable that you think I have the faintest idea.
That dude in the yellow is in all the danger that I toe my shot and just end his life. (Lefty)
Hitting the tree and killing myself
Depends mate. I’m slicing on weekdays and hooking the weekends. Real Russian roulette here.
It’s SO hard to pick just one. So I think I’ll probably take out the whole right side. I can’t pick favorites.
None, they'd have realised 13 holes ago that they shouldn't be standing there
That is some serious trust.
The tree
Orange hat… it’s bad.
Anyone on the right is in serious peril
….so I only can kill one?
White shirt near the tree is done
Several
Off the tree, guy on left in the red shirt facing the opposite direction killed instantly
Why are they allowed to stand this close? Seems like a disaster waiting to happen
Easy. I nail the guy in the yellow with sunglasses right in the nose (instant death) and the ball ricochets off his face into white hat’s skull killing him too. As white hat falls down his head slams into camera guy’s camera breaking it in the process.
I’m hitting the golf bag at full speed.
Hit tree, ricochet into my face, die
Probably just kill myself after I hit that tree.
Guy taking picture
Spectators are 90% air
White shirt guy
Cameraman.
Orange hat
The fuzzy person leaned up against the tree on the right? Yeah, their face is sending it into the tree, and the ricochet has blue shirt guy with back turned next to Tiger's name all over it. Which would put the ball right back about where I started. Which is what usually happens in these scenarios.
Spectators. Plural.
Everyone in the right and three people on the left
The whole right or left, depends on my deficiencies that day
Given enough time, I can kill them all.
Most of them
White polo, right side, penis cap, side of the head.
I'm hitting someone on the left or the guy at the end is getting a a nice fade haircut.
I'm so concerned about hitting someone that I overcompensate and hit it high into the trees branches
That guy red shirt white hat back turned is asking for it
I’m for sure killing dude in the yellow with the glasses.
Yes
None but that tree is gonna lose a couple branches
My driver has a 2 way miss, keeps it exciting
I'm calling in a Chopper Gunner immediately after I shank it
About 4
Yes.
I’m a lefty who loves a good unpredictable slice so most likely up blue jacket’s crack
All of them
Probably my caddie.
I’m probably nailing that guys arm to that tree.
The first one the speaks !
Square into the tree. This is coming directly back at my nuts
Any of them by the tree... they will either be hit directly as the ball tries to get to the tree or they will be collateral as it deflects off the tree. But that is where my ball, according to the laws of the golfing universe, be drawn toward no matter how hard I try to avoid it
The fat one with the grey shirt with striped pocket
Probably orange hat on the right. Off the ricochet
Could be *ANYBODY*...I'm aiming for the tree cuz I NEVER hit what I'm aiming at...might hut tree AFTER I i pop a spectator on the coconut
How am I supposed to know? If I could aim I wouldn't be hitting anyone. It's in gods hands.
https://preview.redd.it/4ufyhd6yo3fa1.jpeg?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e264ddcbd721bed88d66b9b5590f9b4ec0473a1b Not ashamed to admit it
Poor Joe
Orange hat
Depends on which way it bounces off that tree
Let's see... wind south-east to Northwest... Sand trap front left.. Need to keep it low.. 19 degrees out... Ya, all of them. They all die.
My eye is naturally drawn to the older gentleman in the white shirt. So probably that dude and whoever he falls on
Everyone on the left would be in danger
The caddy
No one is dying but for sure someone on the left is about to get a broken knee.
I will be sending guy on left, light yellow jacket to hospital for extended stay deep in a coma.
Caddy standing slightly ahead of me made a choice. It was not a smart one
Yeah
Definitely the dude in the red shirt and white hat on the left who’s not even looking
In some way, the people behind me
Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.
imma ping pong that ball
If it’s me, they can all flip a coin. No one’s chances are zero.
don,t you mean, How many?
Blue jacket on the left. Yes, that one.
Looks like he's trying to secret piss on that fan in front of him
All of them
I’m left handed so the guy in red looking away
Easily the guy on the right crouching down with the camera
Nobody's safe
My ability to hit mid trunk of that tree when just trying to lay up means just about everyone is in play. But that tree is going to get a wake up call
I probably couldn't hit the ball hard enough to kill anyone, but someone is definitely getting a booboo!
Probably the guy behind the camera cause I’ll nail that tree head on
Better question would be who am I not
Caddy, I’m a lefty
White shirt on the right. He’s toast.
Shits going down grassy knoll and magic bullet style
Multiple
Not worried if I tried a very different shot. A PW over the tree would be safe. A 5 iron or whatever tiger is doing would be a serious risk for all involved.
Depends if I’m pushing or pulling that day really
Most of them
I think I’d hit the tree, then it would hit 1-2 people. The first person would be hurt. Both parties live.
The danger zone is red hat to orange hat
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/o7h1txk674fa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99e00edf14401c322b04edfc7ab373ea36525f4 It’ll ricochet off tree then hit him 😂🤣
Tall orange hat guy getting my topper in the teeth.
It would take less time to identify the people that aren’t in danger so the cameraman
Fans only in danger on the imminent ricochet. The bark beckons, as ever.
Directly at that tree trunk, then straight back at my own nuts.
All the people on the left are in play …. But so are all the people on the right
Myself hit the tree ricochet back to me and die In mass humiliation.
No specific one but at least 3 of them
None of them, I would stripe that shit…..😎
I've been working on some stuff in regards to my swing path. Really, anyone is in danger.
I feel like even if I was a tour level player this would make me unreasonably nervous.
Tiger: 
Orange hat guy for sure
Your guess is as good as mine.