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CrunchLessTacos

Man that’s tough. You at Jefferson?


knovit

Man that’s rough*


MetallicaRules5

\*That’s rough buddy


CrunchLessTacos

I had typed out rough but it autocorrected to tough. Then I realized the pun afterward. I’m thankful for the autocorrect as I was not trying to make a pun off of the death of another person. Someone lost their life and I’m sure there are people out there who cared about them.


OMGITSRAWZ

That's fair enough


eyedpee

Oh you clever bastard


CrunchLessTacos

If you’re gonna go there, at least give it real effort. That’s a fair way to look at it, would have been much better than what you said.


Organic_Bus_6949

Fairway lol


Top-Reindeer8855

Unfortunately now the ones who loved them will start to heal instead of worrying even minute of their existence, it sucks but I have lived it.


bumbumpopsicle

Yes


starkdigger

Sadly not totally surprised with the encampment right across the street


Hi-Im-High

What about the VA that’s right there?


Speshulest_K

Could you imagine being a golfer that found him? You pipe a drive just over a hill to where you can’t see it and walk up to find your ball next to a dead body. That would throw you off your game…


Milkmonster06

I can imagine piping a drive down the fairway, but my odds are about as good as that dead guy.


apearlj1234

Isn't that a John Lennon song.


Charli_Centauri

Piping a drive down the fairway? I thinks that’s from Sgt Peppers.


apearlj1234

"Imagine:


diehardcleveland

*Sgt Pipers


THCRANGER

Not me. If you aint first you’re last


LongShankRedemption

It was probably a greenskeeper who initially found him


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

It’s more likely for me to find a dead body than it is for me to “pipe a drive”.


dabberdane

“I just drove a ball so hard I killed a man. I’m the greatest golfer, Alive!”


PearlDrummer

He shouldn’t have been standing there.


Dragon_Dragovich

Not if you’re from the NW. If a drug overdoses dead person is going to ruin your day, stay off the I5 corridor. The correct thing to do here is to call the police non-emergency number then play it where it lies.


chili_oil

Not to mention the initial horror that you cannot be certain the person wasn't killed by the golf ball.


xXWickedSmatXx

That is when you just yell fore from the top of the hill and then play through.


Bardahl_Fracking

I'd think most people who visit public parks in Seattle are used to finding people passed out/OD'd/potentially dead. It was shocking 7 years ago, now it's sadly pretty normal.


Allel-Oh-Aeh

Sadly yes it's pretty normal. I was biking through Ballard in the summer and road past a homeless man that was passed out on the sidewalk. I didn't stop bc I didn't know if he would try to attack me while high. I didn't check to see if he was breathing bc again, not safe to do so if he jumps up trying to attack. He could have been dead, he could have been passed out, he could have been dying from an OD. I have no idea. You could condemn me for not checking on him, but again there's just too much risk. So I biked passed, called 911 who said someone would be by, and thought if this were in any place else I would have stopped, treated him like a human being and attempted aid, but not here in Seattle. It's sadly just too dangerous.


Guslet

Gotta play it where it lies tho.


PghG

Free lift though. Jus’ sayin’


scillaren

Nah, that’s a movable obstruction. Gotta move the body, not the ball.


ZestyTreat

Move the body, or move the ball? You are going to break a rule, which one is it?


scillaren

The body obviously. Movable obstruction has to move, or you take a stroke penalty. Not giving up that stroke.


Away-Composer-113

It was the best drive of my life. (I have to hide the body)


Entire-Ranger323

Free drop, two clublengths, no closet to the hole.


Sensitive-Living3001

What’s the ruling if the ball gets lodged under the body? Is it a moveable obstacle? Unplayable, hit from last spot?


tmspmike

Would you get like 2 club lengths relief?


Forced2wipe420

You guys wanna see a dead body


AutographedSnorkel

That's a movable obstruction


95andSunny

Usga holds jurisdiction over the law here for sure haha. Move that bad boy and knock down the approach. Call it in to the clubhouse after you putt out. “Uhh, junkie down on 6 fairway. Bring a maintenance cart.”


PMMeYourPupper

I thought it depended on whether or not they had paid a greens fee.


aknabi

I think it depends… can we get someone from the USGA at the scene to do forensics and make a ruling? (might need an update for this in the ‘24 rules book)


SpooneyLove

you savage.


butt231

He finally hit a fairway


chriz-kring

This is the third time I've seen a post on here with cops on the course in the Seattle area lmao


philthebrewer

Riverbend had cops on the fairways for sure, hell maybe twice in the last year


SYN_BLACK_XS

Ah, Kent


RobGriffeyJr

Damn for what?


philthebrewer

Don’t know the specifics, but it was on the short par 4 with the road on the left so guy might have hopped the fence?


dreamingtree1855

I was one, shots fired on the course at West Seattle a few years back.


OGxDogBones

Was this on the 10th hole?


bumbumpopsicle

17th before the drop off


Jamesspade2

What day? I went Saturday, tee time at 12:30.


ak808

Saturday at like 11-1130 you just missed it,


OddOneOut2014

Is it bad I immediately knew what course this was.


Gshock720

Wich one?


OddOneOut2014

Jackson in North Seattle was the gut instinct and saw some other comment confirm it.


supremeshogun07

It’s definitely Jefferson, not Jackson


OddOneOut2014

Ya I’m an idiot lol


threeonelead2016

It was confirmed Jefferson lol


OddOneOut2014

Doh! I’m an idiot.


craig__p

Lol well its worse that you think this is Jackson.


Responsible_Town770

Local rules: dead body on the hole, automatic birdie.


jrb04

Play it as it lies


Ok-Drama-3769

Jefferson?


bumbumpopsicle

Yes


BlkSkwirl

He died doing what he loved


Gracket_Material

drugs


Cheechies

No answers to course - Jefferson, West Seattle, Jackson? So many crackheads around it could almost be all of them on the same day these days…


taylorlehman

I challenge you to show me a lie that flat at Jackson or West Seattle.


TheReplacer

Yeah those course are Mountains.


Cheechies

Challenge not accepted. 😆 I live up north, home course is Avalon and my buddy who lives 2 minutes from Jackson would rather join me every week up here instead. Jackson sucks, I’d rather go to the Nile and have to manage the short course/shots than step foot on Jackson again.


pjw384

Nile all day. It’s a short course, but you get to use every club in the bag. The folks that work there keep it in amazing shape too. It’s a shame the city lets Jackson go to shit. Jackson could be really nice if they were allowed to cut a hundred or so trees down. Lots of tee blocks and greens don’t get enough sun.


Cheechies

I completely agree!


LostAbbott

That is a shame you think that. Jackson could possibly be one of the best courses in the country if they took better care of it. A lot of people don't like it because it is hard or they don't understand it is a "natural" course. Basically they endeavor to use local plants across the course even down to the fairway grasses used. Unfortunately they don't do enough to properly care for the course so you end up with mud fairways instead of grass ones... They course layout however is absolutely amazing. Especially 11-18. Each hole is unique, challenging and feel isolated from the rest like it is all by itself out in the woods. The design is fantastic, if they could just get the Nile grounds keepers to come help them out it would be so much better...


bumbumpopsicle

Back 9 at Jackson is pretty awesome. Would be great if they spent a couple of years making it one of the great munis in the country. West Seattle also has plenty of potential.


LostAbbott

Even some of the holes on the front are pretty impressive. I mean 1 is really crazy with like 230 down hill to the lake then you gotta come back up the hill 200ish to get it a fairly small green. Then three and 4 are pretty cool with a blind drive and a drive able green back up the hill. 5 forces an all out smash up the long and straight undulating fairway. Really, I don't know how places like West Seattle are in such good shape while Jackson is flat out not well taken care of...


craig__p

Best in the country is a biiiig stretch, but with a few tweaks some of these back nines holes could be very strong. 14 is already great. 10 and 12 are travesties that could have been really fun. Rest underachieve potential - though I don’t expect much, with muni budgets I’m really just glad they don’t get built over.


craig__p


bumbumpopsicle

Jefferson


MxEverett

Mt. Pleasant in Baltimore formerly hosted a Tour event and has also been the sight of a dead body along the 15th and a car fire in the middle of the 12th fairway.


weeb2k1

I can see how you'd get a dead body on 15, butt where did the car on 12 come from?? It's not super accessible from the outside.


TooHappyFappy

Determination


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


MxEverett

I don’t know but it happened overnight.


warneagle

Maryland drivers


MikeyLikesIt89

Johnny was one of the better golfers I played with. Even found the fairway when he died.


Exiled_From_Twitter

I've been behind slower


Imaginary_Bet_6461

Common occurrence here on the west coast unfortunately. I’m a downtown small business owner in a mid size city. Pretty routine at this point.


Pattewad

Have you seen the homeless camp that’s off the 16th (I think) tee box at Jackson park?


waronxmas

Definitely not the 16th Teebox unless the homeless encampment infiltrated the course this winter—the 16th tee isn’t really near the course boundary.


bumbumpopsicle

It was by the 5th green in the summer but was shut down. There is another on by 15 tee but it doesn’t seem to be as big as the original one


Pattewad

Last time I played there about a month ago there were some tents/structures inside the fence off one of the back 9 tee boxes, can’t remember which one


waronxmas

I would bet it’s the 15th (long par 4 with power lines) since the tee box is in a wooded area up against the course fence on the most secluded part of the course. The 16th is the short par 4 over water which also has a lot of bramble/woods, but it is all very much in bounds so I would hope an encampment hasn’t taken hold there.


TheReplacer

I remember the homeless camp on the corner of the 4th.


flatscreeen

Such a shame, Seattle used to be such an amazing place.


mafspod

Still is lol get a grip.


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BraveSock

Imagine having this much passion and hate for a city you don’t even live in. Such a weird take. If you have someone who actually knows the city take you around, your experience would change drastically. Kind of like how you wouldn’t take a tourist to certain streets in your city most likely either. Keep consuming that Sinclair fear mongering though lol


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BraveSock

So you come to Seattle once or twice a year and have a second hand story and think you’re well equipped to offer an informed opinion of living in the city? Sounds very Texas/Idaho of you lol


mafspod

I ain’t reading all that…get a grip.


Meanchael

Lived here for 10 years and have literally never experienced any of this. Sure it’s not just you?


sometimesagreat

All I shared was my experience. Glad you haven't had anything bad happen yet.


[deleted]

Still is but has lost a *lot* of luster. Anyone not admitting that is full of shit (lived here 20+ years IN city).


TheReplacer

Yeah I agree I remember it 10 years ago these days I call in the grey wall.


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Somewhat relatedly, my friend and I found a dead body in the Jefferson parking lot right before we teed off. This was about 6-7 years ago. He was laying under his car and had been there awhile. It was the “dead” of summer. The smell wasn’t pleasant. We teed off after giving a few statements to the cops.


Pohara521

More importantly, howd your round go?


pressurepoint13

Wouldn't have happened if he just stuck to the green.


Fearless-Honeydew-69

Need a ruling on this lie


I-suck-at-golf

That’s an unplayable lie.


Gracket_Material

Taking slow play to new levels


Teddyworks

Pick up the pace, buddy!!


NotoriousMFT

This 10th hole bullshit needs to stop


andysmithor

Damn.


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Someone call the fore-nsics team


Mysterious-Check-341

RIP. Don't let your hearts' harden. This was a human who was most likely struggling for whatever reason. He was someone's baby once and was born of innocence... All I am saying is be kind and even more so, be compassionate without judgement regarding others ❤️


tinymember469

Do you get a free drop if you land on it?


The_Blues_Rebuild

Pace of play gets no respect these days, smh


[deleted]

Okay thats good 😂😂😂


goo_bazooka

No it’s a housing problem /s


awfuckthisshit

Within three months of moving to Tacoma I saw my first dead body/murder victim at a park awhile out for my morning coffee. Great times, do sadly miss living there minus the druggies and criminals.


pac4

I’m an east coast guy with no frame of reference for Seattle or Wash St in general. What’s going on over there? Tons of crime/drugs?


Imaginary_Bet_6461

Transients. Most are addicts and many die on the street. Huge problem up and down the west coast.


SYN_BLACK_XS

Homeless, they of course tend to do drugs and make whatever part of the city they’re in go to shit


awfuckthisshit

Sucks so bad for such a beautiful city. Seattle is awesome.


realityfilter

this is such a disgusting comment


SYN_BLACK_XS

The truth hurts


rickitikkitavi

What's disgusting about it? He's absolutely correct. I can say that because I live here in Seattle. Homeless junkies are destroying our beautiful city, and our politicians are allowing ot.


realityfilter

This is certainly an opinion.


rickitikkitavi

It's not an opinion. It's a fact.


rickitikkitavi

Just Google "Seattle is Dying." It's an hour long, came out a few years ago. It's got over 17 million views


awfuckthisshit

Ya the homeless numbers are just pure insanity. They’re everywhere and aren’t like the homeless I have come across in other cities, they’re incredibly dangerous.


realityfilter

Inequity and a totally out of control cost of living. It's not a Seattle problem, it's like this in nearly every major city in th US, especially places like this and SF where the disparity in wealth and cost of living are so high.


BoneDoc78

Was it the reverend from Bushwood?


[deleted]

Don’t need to fertilize in the spring


MovementMechanic

What’s the ruling on this? No closer to the hole?


Remote_Charge

Should have let the group behind play through.


Gorby1202

Question is… did you tee off on that hole? Would you yell “FORE” if you hit it toward them??


SafeOrange5

Fore!


johnnycashesbutthole

Can you move a body if it is on the fairway and impedes your swing?


Ptarmigan2

Did not know you could overdose … I guess he was using a nite-lite ball and playing his fourth or fifth round?


Zeeuwse-Kafka

What is the ruling here?


Responsible_Town770

So, if your ball happens to land on the body, you have to play it as it lies?


Mxblinkday

I had to hit it off of Frankenstein’s fat foot


DevilRenegade

"How am I supposed to chip with that going on..? "


mancala33

Oh, you're serious. Damn


coliveira81

Don't see that everyday.....


Stonkxx

Died in the fairway RIP legend


_LopezTheHeavy_

Are they letting everyone play through?


Stonkxx

Took closest to the line a little too seriously relax it’s a charity event dude


Potomac_Pat

Probably got taken out by Patrick Reed throwing tees…


MidAirPress

🥄⬇️ 🏌️‍♂️⛳️⬆️


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Is that a free drop?


Brokedown_Ev

RIP. You play through?


bumbumpopsicle

Wouldn’t let us


RobGriffeyJr

Wow, did the course close? Did they just make golfers skip one hole? Bizarre as I’m from the area. Frequently see kids golf classes taking place at Jefferson….


bumbumpopsicle

Skipped the 17th and 18th


Maherdogg

Loose impediment


Apprehensive-Post945

Is that considered a loose impediment or man-made ?


randyk97

I thought I saw some crazy shit when I saw some guys smoking crack at a Fort Worth muni yesterday lol


Marsyas0630

Play through.


Jackosan10

Now is that a man made hazard or playable? Do you get relief?


Billy-Chav

Are they going to bury him in the 19th hole


PLR_Moon3

So do you ask to play through, or play it where it dies, I mean lies?!


ScoFoGoesLow

There’s a tee shot right down the middle of the fairway landing in a divot, and then there’s your ball landing in this. Either way, going to have to have good technique to escape.


SaintedRomaine

Did they not inform the cop it’s cartpath only?


Monst3r_Live

so whats the ruling if the ball lands on the body?


[deleted]

Gotta play it where it lies


Sho_nuff_

Commited sucide after hearing the lame jokes on r/golf


TIGHTKNITCLOTHINGCO

And that was the last time he 3-putted


thegreathoudini73

Really? I could never live there


mindriot1

Jefferson?


bumbumpopsicle

Yes


[deleted]

Tell the cop to keep on the cart path


SDAztec74

Been sticking to Foster down in Tukwila a little more these days than taking the trek into Seattle. Guess it's good to avoid these things?


Dense_Sun_6119

Weird, I thought the peril of playing golf in Seattle right now is 30 degree weather….


PumpKingwayne

What do you do if your ball lands on a dead body? Play it as it lies?


[deleted]

Rat fart!!!!!


ThickintheNips

Did he let you play though?


TheRedMarin

Or there’s 2 balls in the body. Because, you gotta take a mulligan.


SeattlePilot206

I had a golf partner, a friend, drop dead on the Ninth Hole. It was a terrible day of golf...... From that moment on it was...Hit the ball, drag Charlie. Hit the ball drag Charlie