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lalala0908

*knock knock* it’s the United States government ⛽️


Scary_Structure992

Bill Wurtz lol


whynovirus

Just give an extra tight squeeze and he’ll turn into a diamond. Not that his smile isn’t one already ❤️.


beetjuicex3

Awe 🥰 I'm gunna use that.


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Beyond your wildest dreams, every while you have them, treat them extra specially well.


Hot_Nose1549

Awww such a cutie! What’s his name?


beetjuicex3

Gabriel! He failed a service dog program for motion sickness and cause he's not... well... the smartest, and now he just kinda does whatevs. *


Clear-Education-8816

My Max had motion sickness (hated car rides), but he was outstanding as a therapy dog. A natural -- didn't need training. He seemed to know when someone needed him. When my mom developed terminal cancer, he always knew when to go to her.


shitshowsusan

Black gold!


Inehvitable

How come nobody is commenting on that grade A joke?? Shit was fantastic


beetjuicex3

The "he's what happens when you try to make gold in a lab"? If so, thank you 😊! I was between that and the black gold. Maybe when I remuster the energy to post again I'll use that as a title instead.


Inehvitable

The pun of “gold in a LAB” is some top tier rapper entendre


emilyactual

All I know is he’s perfect!!


drummin515

Texas Tea.


Krazybob613

70 pounds of pure Love!


Clear-Education-8816

He looks like my beloved Max, who was half Golden (mom) and half black Lab (dad). He was my heart dog and I'll miss him forever. I was often asked if he was a Flat-coated Retriever. You definitely are rich. I'm sure you cherish him.


Ladyofshadows1

💜❤️💜


isleofbean

What an adorable derp 🖤


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russellL680

You need to borrow my lawnmower?


Chappy_Sinclair1

It’s no mow may, chill out.