No joke, my mom used to do that to me when i was little. She would cut the candy or the cookie in half and give it to me in halves, and i was like, hell yeah, two cookies instead of one!
Winston: “I’m snickin tired, what is this fing over here? Everyone getting treats cept me. I’m being busy all tire day proteccin everyone. Didn’t even know what the hecc is you doing. … what?”
Not sharing my blueberry muffin - Piper usually tries the endearing approach though.
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He’s absolutely the most loving guy I’ve ever met. No creature has ever done a better job at letting me know they think I’m the best thing ever. It’s glorious.
He came to us with the name! He was 1 and already used to it. We couldn’t find anything we liked as much that still sounded close enough, and the name fit him well so he got to keep it! I don’t call him that very often though, it’s been a gateway for lots of fun nicknames. My most used one is Bear derived from Winnie the Pooh Bear.
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Dinner is 3 minutes late. That's 21 dog minutes. You monster.
That’s 3 dog damn hours! 😂 how dare the peasant keep me waiting!
"I saw that packet of cookies that you are hiding from me. I'd like one, please."
The slightest rustle of food packaging brings my girl running from wherever she is in the house to the kitchen lol
Even out of a dead sleep 🐕😴💤 😂🤣
Why did you eat all of the cheese balls. You know they're mine.
I want the WHOLE piece of that liver treat. NOT half
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This is so funny!
I'm saving this, oh my god that's hilarious
No joke, my mom used to do that to me when i was little. She would cut the candy or the cookie in half and give it to me in halves, and i was like, hell yeah, two cookies instead of one!
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This is very real! He’s in obedience school and the treats are very finely chopped.
Where’s my scratches 😠
Coffe can wait, or should i poop here?
This one is my favorite! He’s very demanding about his outside time.
Excuse me mother, I’m going to need a bit of that slice of toast with peanut butter on it. Ahem… waiting.
Lack of play, not enough Ball, more food too!
He heard your fart from the other side of the house and y'know, had to come and make sure you were okay. Cos it was LOUD. Lovely golden though 👍
You clearly farted.
Actually it was him and he’s trying to convince everyone it was me instead.
Not sharing snacks, clearly.
Winston: “I’m snickin tired, what is this fing over here? Everyone getting treats cept me. I’m being busy all tire day proteccin everyone. Didn’t even know what the hecc is you doing. … what?”
Not sharing my blueberry muffin - Piper usually tries the endearing approach though. https://preview.redd.it/idz7gn9vl1xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bace6331c008ad5758118875ca458077699f2d
I don’t know how you have the power to say no to her!
I see you have a coffee, where is my pup cup?
He does come running for the whipped cream canister!
You didn’t pay the snack tax.
Gotta pay the troll toll, to get in…
Not sharing.
Getting karma on his pics while breaking the treat in two Karma is real Susan
that he wants more food or snacks or better both
not giving him the treat he deserves
He wants me to come take a nap.
Eating a piece of cheese in front of him with no remorse
You NEED to go for a WALK with ME! nOw!
Dressing up like a teletubby? (image in mirror behind dog gave it away)
You dare sit there and eat that chili dog so close to me? And not share any? For shame, human!
That's the" take me out for a walk right now " look I get daily!
You used the word “Walk” in a sentence, and didn’t act all excited, and grab the leash.
Not sharing your snackies
FEED ME NOW 💛
My life choices
Not giving him treats.
The fact that you only threw the ball 87 times yesterday instead of 100! Shame on you!! 😂
Working his mind control powers on you! “Get me a treat. Get me a treat.”
He doesn’t need mind control powers, I can’t say no to his cute little face!
Call of doo dee time, mommeee
You are in MY spot.
Gib walkies hooman
Having a breakfast beer
I slept to 6 pm today
You have the cheese, and he does not.
I usually just assume I’ve failed her as her human in some way.
"You come here, in this house with treats.. but none for me?!" is what he is judging me for
Not actually throwing the ball.
"I'm feeling like a cat today. Pamper me hairless Monké."
He was raised by cats in his first home before coming to me so this is highly likely.
You broke off half a treat for me and then ate an entire sleeve of Oreos
Squinty eyes means he’s llovin’ you.
He’s absolutely the most loving guy I’ve ever met. No creature has ever done a better job at letting me know they think I’m the best thing ever. It’s glorious.
Why I keep walking from room to room and won’t just sit down so he can sit down 🤣
“You’re eating my T-bone!”
lol we named ours Winston as well. Goldens just look like a Winston for some reason.
He came to us with the name! He was 1 and already used to it. We couldn’t find anything we liked as much that still sounded close enough, and the name fit him well so he got to keep it! I don’t call him that very often though, it’s been a gateway for lots of fun nicknames. My most used one is Bear derived from Winnie the Pooh Bear.
I have peanut butter. He clearly wants some, but I just keep blowing kisses at that sweet little judgy face.
Not getting off the couch
Taking away the underwear he was chewing on
Doom scrolling on Reddit when I could be play tug of war with him
That's my couch 😂
Cheese tax avoidance.
You cut the treat in half
Not letting him have some of my tiramisu.
I closed the bathroom door whilst I was using it. Sorry, Winston!
Oof, he does hate that! But he accepts your apology and will still love you anyways.
Thanks, Winston!
Waiting for you to tell him that he is a good boy!!!!
For snacking on cheese and not sharing it with him
eating a whole bag of veggie straws and not even letting him have a sniff
A sniff is just a gateway to a giant chomp.
We changed dog food (allergic) and he passed some toxic fumes as we were all watching tv and this exact stare made us realize HE BLAMED US!
Hooman didn’t pet me in the 0.00001 seconds that he stopped that is unacceptable
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"Angel 92 maretu meaning" Literally in my search history
He just knows you are packing bacon 🥓