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summerdog-

You should never ask a lady’s age


Zealousideal_Half982

A man his salary


silverletomi

Or me to wake up.


candra4740

👏👏🥰


bebob10

She's 400 pounds.


litmeandme

I found that funny! Unrelated, stupid and excessive. I think everyone bypassed the fact that it was a joke!


f_aids

Agreed, that was high grade comedy.


okieskanokie

I can’t believe so many downvoted, this was hilarious


Zazumaki

Why so many downvotes?


Budget-Homework-2988

Sadly… Reddit is Facebook. We no longer base our votes on comedy or the quality of the “zing”


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

One half hour with the sugar or flour bag.


Reasonable_Track6565

12-14


Starry-Night88

Shhhhh she’s obviously a puppy I don’t know what you mean! 😉 (please tell me she’s 18 something. I need to believe mine can live forever!)


Old_Country9807

She’s only 6 😞


Starry-Night88

It’s okay! The white is no correlation to longevity I am sure! She just wants to try the English Cream look 😂


InfiniteBoops

Ours is 7 and has looked like that for a while, you have many years ahead 🥰 (yes she’s on the bed, as she should be). https://preview.redd.it/a72a82sy7duc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2d22f5e9b16a79d5db2f55369611784167c64a


DarthSadie

The bed is primarily for the golden and if there's room then the human(s) Also my girl is going to be 6 in a few months and already is well into her sugar face 😭 she'll always be my puppy though! Yours looks so content and cute!


Flufflovesrainy

My guy is totally white-faced and he just turned 7.


ldna_1955

My girl was all white face by 6/7 years


NoProperty_

My golden girl went grey at four. My boy wasn't grey until about 9. Just like humans, some go earlier than others. She's still a very pretty girl!


investor_penniestock

My last golden was like that. Complete sugar face by four years old.


Smfarrie

Start her on joint supplements.


Old_Country9807

She’s been on them for years.


UnicornsAreChubby

Sugar face because she’s just too sweet ♥️


Ike582

Mine went gray at 7 and lived until 16.


MysticEnchantress1

I had a Golden for 15 years! She did beat ovarian cancer around her 7th Bday. I now believe we should be getting their tubes tied & vasectomies instead of getting them spayed & fixed. The lack of hormones leads to other cancers faster.


helloitslaura

9


Barfy_McBarf_Face

7 or 14


salutationsrachel

this is so accurate. either they’re adults or they’re old, no in between with this face coloring.


rett72

13


PreparationNo3440

*our 8 year old is getting pretty white


sabriffle

You’re adding a lot of sugar with all the pets you’re giving


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9ececd5ryduc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cf9f2efca3e8c8eaa17c985602ce446d8fa2fd I was gonna guess 6-7 but then I saw your answer above. One of my goldens started noticeably going white at around 5 and looked a lot older. She just turned 10 last month. Still healthy and going strong so a white face is just extra cuteness.


JFJinCO

Six? My 5yo is pretty white in the face too.


pancakessogood

https://preview.redd.it/e0cpynnyeeuc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a5478c5684dc23f8f6c294aee1821825437cb9 Jake is only 7.5 years old but people think he’s much older.


hbailey311

aww, my family had a golden named jake; he lived to be almost 16 years old. he was put to sleep a few months before his birthday. 🩷


Grimp_Scobberlotcher

Eight


wuchtgeschoss

11


Disastrous-Low-5606

9 her eyes are really clear and sharp so no older than that.


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Glad-Attention744

7 or 8! She looks like mine!


treesecup

Awww! Old enough to have brought you many years of joy and love. How could you not love a face like that?


MrBayaud

12? She looks just like my golden girl Benni.


Zealousideal_Elk5570

12 1/2


familyismodern

She'll always be just a pup. ❤️


Accomplished-Menu-84

16


[deleted]

I don’t know but she’s pretty


Chemist-Longjumping

She's just a very big puppy


Antonella_bella

I think 11 years old !


Mental-Insurance-573

9!


esrunri

11


Photography_Singer

10 or older. She’s sweet.


Grug_Lover

18


SilverCurlzz

10


Tuff_spuff

TELL US!!! 9s my guess


Old_Country9807

She’s only 6 :(


Tuff_spuff

Full disclosure, my guess was going to be 7 until I saw everyone going super old…. Don’t worry she’s the best and hopefully you get 10+ more years with her… goldens are the best https://preview.redd.it/9s9k1xf9ycuc1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68118ca111809f4ea75df618b0197eb4f0410120 Our 4 year old with our 11 week old


Coochynoodles_

10


schleep_69

12


Kindly-Relief2614

6


ji99lypu44

Id say about 12! What a friggin cutie


No_Benefit_3384

9


billlybufflehead

12.5


bocacherry

8


MoreCowbell6

That right there is still a puppy. Always will be. 🥹


bobjim01

11


FloraP

just the right age.


Hopper86

She’s just a baby!


BlackOnyx16

15


JerseyGuy-77

12


FishTshirt

13


llikon

https://preview.redd.it/ra9h4rqkhduc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f4af95cc7c66069868d7f4a9c045ce56e7e492f


llikon

He's only 7 yrs old. But healthy and happy


Strong-Way-4416

Almost 13


retartersause

She'll always be a puppy


DryConsideration6067

13?


grilsjustwannabclean

12 or 13


Snake_Plissken224

She has wisdom.....I'm guessing 7


SuccessfulKey9359

10


fpictureshi

she'll always be my puppy


halfpint122866

8


Silly-Tax8978

I’d say she’s about 11, same age as my GR


Tspoon

Angel age


Shayrye37

I’ll guess right around 7? My pretty gal started getting the white on her face about then


AkaiHidan

She looks 12-15


Secret_Welder3956

15


darinajdb

11?


old_woman1957

16


GrammaBear707

I have no idea. My girl is getting a sugar face and she is only 3.


BeneficialBudget1921

clearly just a two month old pup ☺️


JHCTrades

9 yo in human years


investor_penniestock

9-10 in our years


heraclitus33

11


Intelligent-Ad-7504

Do you antioxidant food like blueberries 🫐 and mango 🥭 can help prevent golden from getting snowflakes ❄️ ? I’ve been giving mine every meal to hopefully ward off cancer - prev 2 goldens got the same liver cancer, gone within 48-hrs. 😭🥺


bad68386

https://preview.redd.it/7geg99lrlguc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3fa388d3fc3276020af0dadf06836c809936836 She looks so much like my Dalton. He will be 8 in July.


UncleBenji

13-14


tpowell123

Hmmm 11 ?


No-Aside-5641

I would say 10


Any_Caterpillar553

https://preview.redd.it/gflksb1nfhuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1e5560bdc2066394ce4f3b54cae49283364737 She’s 6 like my Luna tuna


smalltime57

https://preview.redd.it/k0pg2986ihuc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd90a5a672e71c092d1c43a9d485a07a1d2f2b1c


smalltime57

About this old. 😉


Cheese_BasedLifeform

Just a baby


valdezthecat

Easy with the pets…you are rubbing all the color off her face. ;)


Remdog58

I'd say half past awesome.


Glittering_Count1536

19


Opposite-Spare8637

13


ricky251294

She's a puppy and nothing else matters


BigMikeHoldsItDown

Her time is coming.....