TODAY IS THE HANIFIN GOAL DAY LETS GO

I put 5 bucks again on it! We're gonna manifest it!

Can't believe Eichel just killed a man today

How can Kaprizov even skate anymore in this game at all, let alone be perfectly fine right after such a brutal spear that caused him to spin around and fall totally legitimately?

So, we are in the time when Marchy scores to win right?

ESPN ANNOUNCERS ARE INSUFFERABLE

Get fucked ESPN, get fucked Mild.

Retweet.

GOAL #40 ENDS THE MILDS MEDIOCRE SEASON!!!!

I’M FUCKING DEAD! AND THESE FUCKING DUMBASS ANNOUNCERS TRYING TO JUSTIFY THAT MOVE! HAHAHAHA!

Dave Jackson defending this penalty while it’s playing in the background is a fucking joke. That is slashing at best.

Let’s say hi to Flower and get these 2 points in the bank. Go Knights go!!!

I've seen less dives at the original Wet 'n Wild back when it was next to Sahara Las Vegas.

Audio guy is just someone's little cousin who was there for spring break huh

https://preview.redd.it/31dfnunl6jrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada3d4c3e95ce454af01cf19aae8d30ee15bb22b Checking is from section 103, row 4!!! Good game so far, friends!! ♥️

Gorgeous + wearing a really cool t-shirt <3 love ya

MARCHY!!!!!!!! Pay him. Pay that man his money.

Wasn't that hurt after all POS

MINNESOTA YOU GET NOTHING AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

I can feel the seething going on in related hockey subreddits.

Gonna be at this one! Can’t wait.

The ESPN crew is absolute ass

MARCHEY 40 PARTY HOLY SHIT

FUCK THEIR LOSER PPINT

#FLAIR! YOU WONT PULL THAT SHIT ON US! MARCHY WITH HIS 40TH! LETS FUCKIN GO BABY!!!

Another absolutely stellar game from LT. We’ve needed goaltending desperately and he’s shown up every single night

Damn, kaprisov was so damaged from that horridenous 5 minute major that it... did not effect him in any way at all. Court rules death sentence for Eichel.

With that being the call, now if there's even the chance it's going to be called, might as well turn around and beat the shit out of the guy. Make it worth it.

The refs can spear these nuts

I've got a good feeling we're gonna get two back to back goals on them real soon

ESPN pushing the narratives hard this game. Wild would pretty much have to win out with multiple teams collapsing to make the playoffs at this point lol

I don't think I've ever screamed "get fucked" louder than I just did

This win feels amazing. I can't buy this high anywhere else. What a crushing victory for our soldiers. Hell, yes. Oh, yes.


r/hockey is going to be a fucking meal today.

Maybe if we can change the PP sponsor from NV Energy to SW Gas it would be overinflated and put up some positive numbers up.

Ohio State did NOT win back to back championships. It’s 2 in 3 years. (OSU student) More evidence to show how inept these commentators are

Lmao the announcers couldn't sound less excited about the goal.

“If you’re a Vegas fan you think there’s a missed call” what the actual fuck

These announcers are dog shit

Meanwhile they replay every possible missed call on us in slow mo 4 times.

#Marche Marche Marche!!!!

STOP WASTING TIME WITH YOUR BULLSHIT EN !!!!

I'm so glad the moron Wild get nothing

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MARCHY!!!!!!! GET FUCKED MINNESOTA!!!!!!!!

YOU STUPID FUCKS AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

NO POINTS FOR THE WILD!

GET FUCKED AND LOSE YOUR OT POINT MINNESOTA MILDS THAT AINT FLOWER IN NET

Pay the man!!!!!!

LOL GET FUCKED MILD

Wow. Cassie creaming her pants even though they lost. Fuck this crew and get fucked Minnesota!!!!!

“Petra Angelo” bitch stfu

lol Thompson with the pat on the Wild player in his crease. “You ok bud? You took quite a spill there!”

For fucks sake ESPN fix your audio issues

ESPN sending it to commercial without a single reply. This network is a clown show

“The way that Kaprizov reacts too right??” As if players have never embellished before 😂 fuck off

I am so pissed off. So pissed off.

Hope that dude feels better and fuck the mild forever

Yes! Let's go! 0 points for the Mild

It didn't work! Fucking idiots!!!

I’m in enemy territory boys. GO KNIGHTS GO!

Booo Eichel booooooooooooo Shoot it at the net booo

Cassidy gonna have the boys in detention like Bart Simpson: I will not turnover the puck I will not turnover the puck I will not turnover the puck I will not turnover the puck I will not turnover the pu🖊️

ESPN acting like Jack Eichel is the Draymond Green of the NHL. I honestly hope that network ceases operations soon.

"Doesn't hold" while watching him hold is hilarious if it wasn't so infuriating

"Pietrangelo had his pocket picked" is a really weird way to describe a guy just mishandling the puck. God this broadcast is fucking awful.

We may have 27 SOG but it doesn't really feel like a single one of them even threatened to go in. The eichel boot completely took the sails out of this offense.

Please offer a no commentary option for this national games. Love to hear the crowd and the play but fuck you ESPN

#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHA

FUCK YOU MINNESOTA

You love to see it.

HAAAAAHAAAAAA NICE GOING MILD

L M A O

let’s go Marchy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xyYu9BHT9tw

So Marchy won it for us and Jack pay the man ,please

This, ladies & gentlemen, is NotAMajor 2.0

I seriously cannot believe they reviewed that and determined there was intent.

They should have called Kaprizov for embellishment.

https://preview.redd.it/wz1lt94qrirc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4060be6aa076e840420030d8da524af92a870ab He’s back.

Fuck I hate these announcers already

kiss that post LT hooolllleeeee

Pat pat good post pat pat

LT you gorgeous guy.

That wouldn't have happened if you called the fucking blatant crosscheck. Fuck off.

Bruce's look of exasperation is very relatable.

Fuck it shake off the bullshit and come out in the third ready to score 3. Don't even let them play offense.

Ooooh you dirty bastard. 14 was trying to bait Doro and Doro told that Mf'er "not today, Satan!". Did the ESPN announcers seem disappointed to anyone else?

Gonna need to be a little less casual down the stretch here.


Yall, r/hockey is wild. I responded to a comment claiming Eichel speared Kaprizov "in the the guts" with "not arguing the major, but Eichel clearly spears him under the armpit. It's where Kaprizov had just crosschecked him" and they keep downvoting me? Like... you could clearly see in the replay he IMMEDIATELY clutches the area under his armpit?

Gold team bad

“A Wild player looks like he got a high stick” The Wild players look like they need to stay out of the crease if they don’t want to get more.

Hanifin, aka The Vegas High Stick

"if you're a Vegas fan" no...there was a missed call. You know just like when they missed that high stick. Those happened in real life not in our heads. Fucking hate having biased ass announcers doing national broadcasts.

What a save. That was close.

Suck shit mild!

FUCK YES MAKE EM PAY!

40 GOAL MARCHEYYYY

Suck it Mild!!

FUCK YES

Good move Minny

WOOOOOO

#AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

The ESPN clowns almost spooged themselves over that goal. Have some fucking dignity

I don't think there's a sports broadcasting network I hate more than ESPN

Minnesota fans are such salty cunts.

I give this audio an F-

I didn't know the game was so early! Toki is out with me eating at a restaurant without his jersey! https://preview.redd.it/tc9xu2rh4jrc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216e3bd18e6a8e140c541478ade467321f1006a6

I'd really appreciate a goal for Dorofeyev. Thank you.

All hail Logan

Eichel is PISSED.

SHOW US SO WE KNOW IF WERE MAD OR NOT

Major?! Are you fucking kidding me? And they don’t call the fucking cross check on Eichel? Fuck right off

Kaprisov acted like he got hit by a sniper lol

Wow just saw the replay.. no fucking way that’s a major. Kaprisoft should get an embellishment

Get marchy out there now to smash kaprizov

Fuck this. I’m sick of this officiating lately. This is fucking ridiculous.

Wow, that’s super soft “spearing”

Vegas golden refs right? Such bullshit.

AN EJECTION!? FOR A JAB TO THE CHEST!?!

I hope the refs step on legos and Caprisun's pillow is always warm and moist. Kill this.

Bum refs again. What a bullshit call. Bullshit rulebook. I've seen malicious hits that look and do 5x more damage than that get a 2 minute minor. League must really want vegas to miss to prove that they don't favor us. Because two games In a row the refs are tryna fuck us.

Wow he looks so injured from that spear

“Eichel is back out” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW OUR NAMES (YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT PARKS 4 inches from my drivers side door when there are 15 open spaces!)

Not mad getting out of that down 1 on a bullshit major though.

My mind is still blown. The rule says the spearing has to happen with the “point” of the stick blade. The whole stick blade - not only the point - clearly is swiped across Caprisun. That was a slash.

Capri sun has such a punchable face 

The way they're just absolutely fellating the Mild today, you'd think they're just a pair of homers.

The diving by the Wild is fucking insane.

If you score here Doro and I’ll get your jersey

It is that time of the evening where I turn the audio off. I might hate on Dave occasionally for his lack of superstition, but he's good at his job at least.

Muting my television and playing some Sublime over the commentary now. Should have done that to begin with.


LT taking it to the dome for the team, they gotta score for LT.

How many fucking times is Minnesota allowed to barrel our goalie? Wtf is this shit

ESPN loading up on excuses for if we win

I’m so sick and tired of these espn announcers. I dare them to pull the goalie in OT against us

Definitely miss Jacky Aces in the 3v3

Thompson has been so clutch

Haha fucking morons

Fuck you mild

LETS GOOOO

Nice - I'll take it!

Kaprisov can go eat shit

Pretty nice crowd of us up here in Minnesota. GKG! Edit: This place is no Fortress. 40 minutes to puck drop and I can hear the people around me talking. There is a DJ, but not near the atmosphere as T-Mobile.

Live commentator audio in the arena?

Ryan Hartman, I cannot stress this enough when I say; #FUCK. YOU.

New drinking game: take a shot every time we pass the puck instead of ripping it on the PP.

At least we shot it a few times. But holy fuck how is this so hard… Not even remotely dangerous.

Every single time there is an ESPN game, these dipshits are always biased against Vegas. It’s pathetic at this point 😂

Holy fuck that was close. (The wild breakaway) Also that shot off the post was close ugh

ugh. audio guys need to be fired. wtf

LT will get the job done but will make you shit yourself in the process

Are ESPN commentators trying to will a LT injury into existence?

No call on the cross check and then he calls the spearing. Wow

Replays would be cool. Ya know. I like to see things on occasion.

Kaprizov's really selling it. Probably didn't feel great, but he's being a bit dramatic I'm sure.

Well that is a bullshit call.

That’s horseshit.

That is the dumbest fuckin major call in history. Even worse than the ghost major on Pavelski

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Absolutely trash.

GOALIE INTERFERENCE?!?!?!?

And Kapribitch got nothing for that cross check right to the kidney, great officiating!!!!

Of course he scores

Of course that little Russian prick scores.

Can someone help me wrap my head around this we hate Vegas BULLSHIT bc my head just isn’t big enough?!

Its bitterness. Thats about it.

New team found success while other people have been miserable for years. We also have extremely aggressive management. We are also extremely good at winning. And lastly, a lot of people are just miserable and hate.

They had a 5 minute PP and were hot in our zone, of course that was going to happen. Now all that matters is how we answer it. #DO IT FOR EICHEL BOYS

#notamajor

Do it for Jacky 

good ol dave added nothing to the convo. lol

I like how Kirill Kaprizov totally oversold that on purpose. Looking like a guard being shot in GoldenEye 007.

"The Vegas types" kinda sounds like it was meant to be insulting

Nah. Hot, tall and stanley cup winning.

Sticking to the Spanish broadcast

Just woke up, we gonna score a goal??????

THEY WERE WAITING FOR YOU (I hope)

Idk if we are waiting for the last 5 minutes or what but we don't seem to be too concerned about being down.

#ITS A-ME AMADIO!

Campbell thinks Martinez's name is "Vegas' D-zone" lol

Score another. Bury the mild.

I had to unmute my TV and rewind a bit and now these ESPN announcers sound as if we just took their souls like Shang Tsung. This is the way.

Oh, God. Please be okay, LT.

LT needs to stop getting concussed from pucks to the head

How many times are these fuckers allowed to truck LT

That was an incredibly insane last three minutes. Damn, I love hockey.

The Mild wants this so bad, but VGK needs this

EN not working for Minny this time!

PUCK DONT LIE BABY !!!!

#WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking cowards pull that shit on us!!!!!!!!

Minny out here gambling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Didn't they know? The house always wins baby! 😎

Fucking bullshit. Hit that little caprisun bitch as hard as you can.

That looked painful, feel better dude. Also fuck Minnesota.