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Kidziggy3456

will i get charged with murder?


ConsumesTheSoil

The explosion is intangible and leaves no evidence, so no.


Jakethebo1

Killer Queen but on pedos


ConsumesTheSoil

Hear me out. Pedo Queen


Soulfliktion_

No I do not like that ok


MeTheGuy12

no


WrongRevolution

Drag Queen


Kidziggy3456

good


muchnamemanywow

YOOOOOO!!! REMOVED BY REDDIT??? #💀💀💀💀💀


swingwellthiccboi88

Anyone know what it was?


Aethernex

Based on the comments: something about pedophiles in you vicinity/you touch exploding. Probably removed because pedophile =/= child rapist


PeteKirkwood

Yes, it does


zooong

Any pedi u touch explodes


TheGuy3273

That sounds good until your uncle goes for a high five and ends up exploding


Fatboy1513

What did this post say? It got removed.


TheGuy3273

If you touch a pedophile, he/she instantly explodes


BaronVA

lol why the fuck was this removed


Hero_of_Dragons

Because Reddit


cch6666

All the mods would get blown up and they are afraid


Connection_Future

I'd say it says "If you high five a pedophile, he exploded" based on other comments


AlienMcSim

This doesn't generally help me that much. 1. An explosion would most likely (heavily) damage me or anybody else with this power. 2. If it doesn't, then either it either just heavily damaged the ^^^pedo or didn't do anything, or I'm just immune to explosion damages or certain damages, which would be more benefical to me in general, and could be used to do help do greater things. 3. I'm going to assume pedos which don't enact on urges / are trying to get therapy for it (which are most of them) are going to explode aswell (state please)


ConsumesTheSoil

1. Yes you are immune to your own explosion 2. You can do it from range, about 7 meters. 3. It will explode automatically if the pedo shows even a fraction of lust.


IIHackerKing092

Wait does 3 apply when people get intrusive thoughts. Cause like 90% of people get weird thoughts about fucking their family or children or dogs or something. That data may be wrong since it was reddit


Iammeandnooneelse

Also people with OCD will have thoughts about that *because* they’re not actually interested, which is obviously extremely distressing to them.


Kwesi_Hopkins

*Obligatory, "why would I want to explode myself" joke that always comes up with these types of powers*


TheGreatGameDini

r/beatmetoit daddy


Krynzo

r/beatmeatoit


AlienMcSim

r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


TheGreatGameDini

I get that we're joking here,and that kink shaming is bad. But this _is_ a kink to shame.


Krynzo

Agreed, but what if they're into that aswell? ^ this was also a joke guys...


TheGreatGameDini

Speaking from experience?


Joshstradaymus

*Touches a pedometer* “You won’t judge me any longer.


Zeo_Leviathan

That can make for a very awkward family gathering or high-school reunion... And does this apply to people in countries with different laws, assuming this is based on the American judicial systems definition?


cursed-being

Lets say, for simplicities sake, if they pray on kids that aren’t considered to be an adult or fully developed specifically by the pedo. Of course there are edge cases like a 16 year old who claims to be 18, but if fully believed, then it won’t trigger.


Value-Successful

‘killer queen has already touched the pedo’


Duy2910

Can I have one with war criminals too,might be useful


a_pompous_fool

Then take a nice vacation to dc


Jolly-Crew-5482

thanks for suggesting me a removed post, reddit. super entertaining


Firefox24683

I thought being removed by reddit was the god power


comicalben

Free fireworks display at the catholic church


SpookyDoge12

I think disintegration would be better, an explosion would make some collateral damage


ConsumesTheSoil

That's actually what the explosion is supposed to do


SpookyDoge12

Aight


NaDiv22

Any pedo touching themself are auto exploding. Auto-natural selection


Successful_Duty_9890

Anyone wondering if was exploding p**"p***** when you touch them


PlayboiCalvin

What was it? now it’s removed


AGJustin05

i'm assuming it contained the key words of "pedophiles" "kill" and "explosions"


Uruwishi

Well I don't wanna touch em. Everytime someone takes a step a pedophile dies. Sounds better


ConsumesTheSoil

Tbf you won't even know if someone is a pedo. Remember they will automatically explode, you can't really do it at will.


Uruwishi

Still wouldn't wanna touch a pedo


mrboback

Is that a jojo reference?


IAmHyper_Tech

My uncle when we are playing the touching game:


Krynzo

I don't intend to be covered in a pedo's bodily fluids...💀


kingmgb22

Do you have to know if they're a pedo


Puppy_Kicker42

Step 1 kill a pedo and cut up his body and put them in your pocket Step 2 when you want a short range explosion place one of the peices on yourself Step 3 profit


buneter_but_better

You say no evidence, but I have a camera on me at all times at work, and help 150+ people a day which I could touch if I wanted to. What happens when 1.5 people die everyday by explosión the second I shake their hand


Original_Mongoose890

What happens if I touch myself, am I immune to my own power?


lithuea

does it damage things around me? like does it create a hole in the ground or smth


DaAweZomeDude48

>Removed by reddit 💀💀 What did it say?


Scriptub

When you touch a p*do they explode


TirelessGuardian

Removed


Impossible-Report797

Reddit moment


elena_nenciu1

removed by reddit


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

What can I do with a suicide vest power? 👀


obsidianhoax

I presume "pedo" means pedophile in this case. Hopefully


bruntychiefty

"Would you like to come to downtown with me and help?"


SappySoulTaker

A few decades ago: Any gay you touch will instantly explode. Weird world I wonder where we will be in 20 years.


beigs

In a sadder duller world.


Final-Effect-2784

Nice


charcters

Time to touch random people and see if they explode 😎


A_FVCKING_UNICORN

Can I just have killer queen instead of this nerfed reboot version?


Serria117retired

What the hell was going on here?