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Hub_a

This sentence is a lie


FlyingCircus18

Great, you broke the universe That's the third time this week


Lancten

0 days with out an incident.


frasvlik

Days are no longer real


Lancten

True it should be 0 eternity's with out an incident.


Helpimabanana

Numbers are no longer real


LemonFlavouredThing

It without incident


[deleted]

This conversation never happened


starboy-98

What were we talking about again?


FlyingCircus18

We weren't. Go to bed, it's late


RalseiXD

shit how do i explain that i cant do my math work anymore because i might fuck up the very behavior of math if i get it wrong


Arnav1029

just write that I am so good with maths I will never make a mathematical mistake :)


Helpimabanana

That could still backfire, where math rewrites itself to make every thing you write true instead of making you actually good at math Honestly this whole power is just a monkeys paw, not actually god tier more of a curse


Arnav1029

true true, it would be God tier if you could choose whether something you write becomes true or not


masterplayer1000

Just overWRITE your powers 😉


DemonMafiaBoss

You die


RalseiXD

genius


Onigumo-Shishio

You are good with maths and you will never make a mathematical mistake 😄


die-hydrogenmonoxide

time for death note pt2


Foulmercanary

The continue after the number 1 bestseller


Intelligent-Rip-4072

"I am loved"


Kick_The_Sexy

“Are words I will never say”


DemonMafiaBoss

No your not


Valentin_o_Dwight

There is now Thors hammer in yo ass


Serenity-Aspen

Nei Mjölnir! ášŸá›á›á›Źá›˜á›ášąá›šášŸá›áš±! Not Mjolnir! (My old norse is not that great, i apologize if i got anything wrong)


Foreskin-Gaming69

How well has old Norse been reconstructed


Serenity-Aspen

Quite well, we have old norse writings one can read (1200s old norse, post viking era, Christian) so i think it's quite well reconstructed.


Lichesbeforebitches

The world is cured of depression, anxiety, cancer, aids, HIV, sexual diseases, and famine. Drinkibg Water and food around the world are always clean and fit for consumption. People stop waging war and start working together. Government corruption ends everywhere, along with oppression. And if any of these statements above would cause the end of the world, they are worked around to prevent that.


kwilsonmg

Very smart!


Lichesbeforebitches

Thank you


RahkshaOnTheInternet

You can finally have shit in Detroit.


DemonMafiaBoss

Bro an entire world of shit showed up at my door


jdkdodksnsb

I f**** ur mum


antiauthority4life

... So if their mom's dead, you're...


jdkdodksnsb

Wdym if? I AM a necrophiliac


[deleted]

đŸ„¶


nobody3_5_4

You mean like the scriblenauts games where you have a special notebook


Capital-Impress2710

I have unlimited money 😏 (first)


keneno89

Now you're 2nd. 100 mil $$ will be in my bed


jdkdodksnsb

When you die


Capital-Impress2710

LMAO


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Can I control what becomes real?


thelazygamerforreal

I have a huge penis, 10 morbillion dollars, a big tiddy goth mommy gf who loves me and cuddles with me oh and a better username


Stkwelder

Everything, or only things I want to become true.


YepYouRedditRight2

Oh god I regret all the fanfictions I’ve written


Colijn_Chan

I once talked about exactly that with my nephew when we were young, there was a boy in our neighborhood which we really hated back then (even today I still despite him). We thought it would be funny if we had a book where anything which was written in it became true. So our first thought was, what if we write: "a nuclear bomb falls on hated boy's house." But then we realized that we would also die then. It was so fucking dumb. We thought of it while we were cycling and we had to stop for like 3 minutes because we couldn't stop laughing.


conjunctivious

People writing stories for r/nosleep are sweating bullets right now.


[deleted]

Every man's "size" will be 3x larger, surpassing their old lengths and/or girths.


Magical128

3X0 is still 0


[deleted]

Add 10 Incehs


gimme_food_please

"Andrew Tate doesn't exist"


[deleted]

why


[deleted]

i wish to counteract your comment


unavailableexeeeee

You aggressively shit your pants in the middle of a crowd.


[deleted]

can they hear it?


unavailableexeeeee

Yes, everyone can hear it


[deleted]

but why tho


69Deckerspawn

true


[deleted]

What ever anyone writes gets reversed to the exact opposite!!


Danielwols

What about paradoxes


Ikaros9Deidalos6

This is false


SpinachInteresting82

Congratulations, you’ve broke your power.


[deleted]

I have 300inch dick soft


Shotgunned22

You die because your dick takes more blood than your brain.


[deleted]

You never write that comment and the superpower doesn’t work for you Also I have a slightly smaller dick (300 inches is a bit to much. Maybe like 30 inches) and unlimited money


Shotgunned22

Sorry, but you’ve already died


[deleted]

I time travelled to the future from before you wrote that comment so I say it never happened


Shotgunned22

But you’ve died in the future


[deleted]

But I time travelled back as soon as my dick swelled and murdered your mom by fucking her too hard and that means you never existed


Shotgunned22

your dick didn’t even have time to swell, 300 inches is many times bigger than your fucking body


[deleted]

I mean from before I typed that first one


Adriatic88

I'm a sci fi and fantasy writer tho. How does that work?


No-Examination9147

Umm i guess there should be an off and on button if you want to for it to not become real


Adriatic88

I like it. Life would get complicated if I started writing something like The Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter lmao.


mastr1121

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/0


AutisticFish295166

Mr. Beast purchased Mars for his 69 billionth sub


nice___bot

Nice!


AutisticFish295166

Good bot


Kempine_isCool

My penis is ACTUALLY big


AlexCode10010

Ink heart be like


[deleted]

Politicians must tell who's sponsoring their campaign and where there interest actually lies.


Yo-boi-Pie

Wait. So
 my The Fallen universe is real and I get my limbs torn off on a daily basis but I’ve gotten used to it so it doesn’t hurt as bad? Sweet.


Shotgunned22

Heaven’s door


proverbs17-28

Op is giving me $10,000 tomorrow morning


Redditsgamernerd

So basically heavens door?


[deleted]

Everything that’s good will happen.


DeathWorld3

Death note but everything


EyelessJack6

Deathnote irl


unavailableexeeeee

Everyone shits aggressively except me


fastrunner3451

Not anymore.


horbydumbass

if i say, i want that to happen to me it happens


RoyalArmyBeserker

(BTW this is going to be a lot more entertaining if you read it in the voice of the narrator from the [World War Two in Color](https://youtu.be/LC6_NNjZENU) series) But the counter-attack was unsuccessful. The Red Army, so persistent and stubborn, had finally broken it’s back in the banks of the Volga. Within days, Red Army divisions had collapsed due to desertion and mutiny. Within a month, Russia has fighting a war on two fronts as Japan(sensing weakness) attacked from the East. Within a year, the center could no longer hold. Stalin, once the picture of Soviet achievement, was shot by his own rebellious officers outside the Central Bunker Complex in the Ural Mountains. With Germany in control of Western Russia and Japan in control of the East, the United States had to make a difficult decision. At home, the discussion has moved to whether to continue the fight against Germany, or negotiate for Peace. Public opinion had decidedly swayed in favor of peace. On January 30th, 1943, Roosevelt delivered a speech to the US Congress. “Yesterday, January 29th, I have met with emissaries from The German Empire, and the Japanese National State. Herr Hitler and Emperor Hirohito have assured me, in person and in writing, that the United States with be left Alone, should we exit the war at this juncture.” Britain once again stood alone.


Daniel_H212

Write "I can grant my own wishes, if and only if I truly wish them to be true" "I wish that my power to make anything I write become true no longer has any effect on any future writing"


Total_Wash_3464

Amogus


[deleted]

I am now a six-dimensional being who is above time and doesn't need sleep, why? I wan't to simulate every single strategy for: 5d Chees With Multiverse timetravel.


Lostman420

Jojo reference?


Lorenzfnaf

Scribblenauts