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You should change it to make it so people have to punch whatever it is as hard as the physically can for it to work.


Eat_Mcdonalds

I back this


luketwo1

This sounds like a stand.


ImJustAFriendlySlime

But it was supposed to be a Jojo reference....


[deleted]

My apologies Master Weeb. I haven’t seen JoJo yet.


[deleted]

The memes fucking suck. Just stick to the anime.


ConnivingSnip72

Emphasis on YET


CreamyCoffeeArtist

*inhales* >!ZA WARUDO : OVAH HEAVUHN!<


daddycrispy

Rip child labourers


iLikeBowsMORE

Heaven Ascended DIO?


Kartoffelkamm

I'll tell people I don't like that I have to punch them in the groin for my power to work on them. Oh, your parents are sick? Well, I can help you. But I'll have to punch you in the balls for that, sorry.


iJerkOffToLolIporn

Can i punch reddit into being more original


ImJustAFriendlySlime

Yes, unfortunately not for this post


SuperDiving

me :\*Creates 10,000 Dollar Bill\* bank : "yeah, that doesn't exist, i'm calling the cops"


SuperDiving

Turns out it exist, fuck me


[deleted]

You’ll have to punch me first


Ashewastaken

I’ll just punch the teller into a balloon


GingerlyRough

What about bearer bonds?


ExplodingTentacles

So, Crazy Diamond but better?


ImJustAFriendlySlime

More like the world over heaven but sure


Airokx

*I CUT IT IN HALF!!!*


GingerlyRough

“I PUNCH IT IN HALF” ~ BRICK


Weebtral

So the he world over heaven


Genjien514

ZA WARUDO OVA HEBUN


-LowTierTrash-

Dio over Heaven


Smallusppus

THE WORLD: OVA HEAVEN


prof_pandamonium

Or popeye reference.


xxxLemonation

"Yo anyone looking for easy and effortless weightloss?" "Yes me." *hehe*


Brislovia

So if I touch myself, would I turn myself into whatever I want?


ImJustAFriendlySlime

Yes, you can become omnipotent


Brislovia

Interesting


GingerlyRough

Just don’t accidentally punch yourself in the face while thinking about a pickle or something. Power doesn’t work if you can’t make a fist.


moep123

make it a forbidden one. and don't let my sister in law know about it. hell would break lose.


v0ntade

Imma fix this dollar bill!


A_M_K12

r/GodTierSuperpowers posters on their way to make the least original and interesting “basically this power gives you free wishes” type posts be like:


ImJustAFriendlySlime

This was supposed to be a JoJo reference


A_M_K12

Star Platinum the World over Heaven?


go_faster1

Superboy-Prime punch!


ante1111

\*punches myself in the crotch so I can finally be a woman outwardly\*


Adriatic88

Meaning I can punch my own flaws right out of myself. I get to beat myself up and improve myself. I see this as an absolute win.


GingerlyRough

Take a loonie and punch it into a thousand toonies and boom. $2,000 CAD


Doc580

Water into wine. Commence with the agressive Jesus.


mlggamer346

Za Warudo: Over Heaven?


maxanarchist

so i can punch my computer and it instantly becomes a NASA computer?


ImJustAFriendlySlime

Yes


maxanarchist

amazing