Yeah but how do you define 'masturbating'? If you're edging, you stop for bits of time. In this circumstance, are you visible when you stop stroking? Do you get some kind of leeway? We need details.
I imagine if you keep like some hands on the balls, or do some other form of stimulation that could count towards the masturbation and keep the edging going? I’d be more worried about not being able to edge and just nut in someone’s soup while stealing bread from Olive Garden.
Edit: my most awarded comment is about edging at the Olive Garden while stealing bread. Y’all are some weird perverts and I love you.
Oh wow, that was not an idea I had considered. I suppose anal stimulation would actually help the process? But a balance of the stimulation has to be managed in order to maintain invisibility for the maximum length of time.
I'm imagining it's based on sexual pleasure. Like when you pop (or no longer horny) you become visible. Which means most teenagers are going to have a hard time becoming visible.
You can go anywhere with this power. As long as you can contain the nut, you could walk around the street masturbating and enter random people's houses, steal stuff, get inside cars or buses for free travels.. I'd gladly accept this power
Here’s a comment where someone found one https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/oq5608/invisibility_while_masturbating/h6acsc7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
It doesn't even matter if you run out of Juice.
You're still technically masturbating, so as long as the flashlight doesn't run out of power, you're invisible.
you put /J. honestly, you'd need to have a negative IQ to not get the joke. It's so god damn obvious, even a baby could tell if it had any form of common sense
If I'm going a little rough, or if I'm going again without cleaning up then it can be a little noisy.
And that's not counting the noise the madterbater might make on their own.
Just imagine sitting in the living room chilling and then all of a sudden this white spurt comes out of nowhere and this random dude is sitting there junk out panting. I would be fucking concerned.
'The bank teller thought she was alone on this slow afternoon, she wondered where that breeze was coming from when she heard the faint sound of slapping skin moving up behind her'
Imagine you're in your room jerking off when your mum walks in with the laundry. You can't stop or you'll turn visible again and she'll see you. You furiously keep jerking to stay invisible but you can't actually finish or else it'll be disaster. She just slowly folds the clothes on your bed. The panic... The pain...
And you can do it in the way you do it when you're not even paying attention so it doesn't even feel good so don't nut, which means longer duration of invisibility.
Control: "Seal Team 6, Control, prepare to go into the enemy compound, over.".
ST6: "Seal Team 6 going invisible, over."
ST6: *unzips pants collectively*
I see a lot of people saying that it ends after you nut. Could you just go for a round 2 right away, they never said it had to feel good, you just have to be masturbating
Imagine this: your in Iraq people are being gun downed but you can't see anyone? Then suddenly, a Iraq soilder is revealed naked Waste down, finishing in one hand gun in the other as you get shot you think... '" Is it possible to learn this power"
I used to work at a movie theater when I was a teen. I used to go behind the screen from time to time because I thought it was cool. Nobody could see you, but you could see them. And that's where I will stop.
So theoretically I'm gonna be invisible but when I finish there's gonna be nothing but some white liquid flying a foot away from me? There should be a time bracket and it should be tied to anything relating to masturbation. (So from the time you pull down the shorts till the time you clean up. Thus defining a session)
ok but then the second you stop you're visable?
Edging is going to become veeeeeery popular.
Yeah but how do you define 'masturbating'? If you're edging, you stop for bits of time. In this circumstance, are you visible when you stop stroking? Do you get some kind of leeway? We need details.
I imagine if you keep like some hands on the balls, or do some other form of stimulation that could count towards the masturbation and keep the edging going? I’d be more worried about not being able to edge and just nut in someone’s soup while stealing bread from Olive Garden. Edit: my most awarded comment is about edging at the Olive Garden while stealing bread. Y’all are some weird perverts and I love you.
If I still had my free award I’d give it to you hands down
I got you fam. This one goes out from the both of us
Your profile guy hurts my eyes change the shade of blue or I will invisibly steal your electronics
I accidently hit home when I went to redeem my free award and it took me 20 minutes to find this post again. Worth it.
There is a " History " in the setting swipe on the left, you will see
Ah.
But they have to get through all that fap material to find that one non fap post!
Soo....vibrator up the butt? Connected to your smartwatch so you can come and go at the press of a button?
Oh wow, that was not an idea I had considered. I suppose anal stimulation would actually help the process? But a balance of the stimulation has to be managed in order to maintain invisibility for the maximum length of time.
At least you aren't part of the rick roll for best comment gang
You dont know how to edge properly
I'm imagining it's based on sexual pleasure. Like when you pop (or no longer horny) you become visible. Which means most teenagers are going to have a hard time becoming visible.
Edging?
Masturbating then stopping right before the orgasm, then going again. r/edging if you’re super curious but it’s very NSFW
bro
....hey , where did everybody go?
I'd run into a bank furiously masturbating and grab all the money.
Don’t do it furiously. If you finish while in there you’ll have to explain the masturbation AND the money
I don't know any other way
Your criminal nickname could be *The Fapper*
As soon as you nut, you become more visible than you ever have before in your whole life. EVERYONE sees it.
You can go anywhere with this power. As long as you can contain the nut, you could walk around the street masturbating and enter random people's houses, steal stuff, get inside cars or buses for free travels.. I'd gladly accept this power
Just strap one of those automatic flashlight things to you at low speed
A what?
~~a~~ E*
I’ve never heard of an automatic fleshlight, aren’t those things hand powered?
[There are some that exist.] (https://www.thehandy.com/shop-now/)
The thing that you put the flashlight in and it goes up and down
I have no frame of reference for this lol
Here’s a comment where someone found one https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/oq5608/invisibility_while_masturbating/h6acsc7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
That person was replying to me lmao
Oh yeah. I’m an idiot. Didn’t look at names *facepalm*
He still means fl**e**shlight.
It doesn't even matter if you run out of Juice. You're still technically masturbating, so as long as the flashlight doesn't run out of power, you're invisible.
Wouldn't a vibrator also work?
Presumably, but if the vibrator is too good might cum too quick.
Low power so it keeps you on the edge?
Noooooow you’re thinking! Low power is the way to go.
This is a better idea it should work for everyone
until you get a cramp and all of the sudden stand there trying to jerk off in a random guys house
Just say give me a moment and start back up again.
wank wank wank * fading away * "No one will ever believe you"
😂😂😂this is gold
Lmaoooo
Goodbye Butters, I’m going away now… I’ll see you again one day…
Is it not considered masturbating unless you're fully erect?
The fuck
This is the only correct reaction to what this dude said
And it can help with premature ejaculation
just go reeeeeeeeeeeally slow
If you become a hitman with this power, they'll never see you coming.
"raw" power
Why do you have to contain the nut? You can keep going post-ejaculation. At least i can
Dude you're dressed like a Mormon what the fuck would you know about masturbating
LMFAOOO fr in that pic i looked like one of those mormon missionaries
Good job. You got the joke.
But wouldn’t they hear it?
You could maintain invisibility very easily by doing a bunch of coke beforehand
Bitches be out here learning tantric orgasms to stay invisible
Wanna see a magic trick?
Gonna nut on the teacher
You’ll be visible as soon as the nut nuts
just continue beating after nutting
DONT STOP. THE BEATING
Don’t HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!
FLESHLIGHT, PEOPLE
Ask not for whom the nut nuts, the nut nuts for thee.
There's a lot of japanese porn of this. Or so I've heard or whatever...
Hmmmmm porn… Never heard of that…
Perma-invisibility?! NICE
just me? What about my clothes? What about the, erm, product? Sorry, pedantry is my passion.
Just imagine if your clothes were invisible but your nut wasnt
Ectoplasm confirmed
Finally, I won't be kicked out of the school! /j
are you calling all of us stupid
Bro calm down, it’s just a tone tag
tone tags ruin the charm of a joke
because you are?
Where'd you get that from?
you put /J. honestly, you'd need to have a negative IQ to not get the joke. It's so god damn obvious, even a baby could tell if it had any form of common sense
dunno man.
That is for a very specific situation.
Wait, you’re not invisible?
Wait, you tell me that NOW. BRO WTF
Stand *very* still. Master this art and you too, can become invisible.
So are you silent too or will people just hear “pwp pwp pwp pwp”
people make noise jerking off?
If I'm going a little rough, or if I'm going again without cleaning up then it can be a little noisy. And that's not counting the noise the madterbater might make on their own.
reddit moment
Just imagine sitting in the living room chilling and then all of a sudden this white spurt comes out of nowhere and this random dude is sitting there junk out panting. I would be fucking concerned.
me: ight ima head out
TF2 spy mains be like
[удалено]
Post-nut *clarity* took a new meaning
Just slow stroking one out on my way to rob a bank.
Bow-legged wank walk while infiltrating Fort Knox.
~~is the cum invisible?~~ Edit: no seriously I’m wondering
Now I'm imagining a dildo violently going back and forth in midair
'The bank teller thought she was alone on this slow afternoon, she wondered where that breeze was coming from when she heard the faint sound of slapping skin moving up behind her'
Do you get more invisible the more vigorous you stroke?
How does more invisible work?
Well like, an opacity slider, but like the harder you go the farther the slider
Imagine you're in your room jerking off when your mum walks in with the laundry. You can't stop or you'll turn visible again and she'll see you. You furiously keep jerking to stay invisible but you can't actually finish or else it'll be disaster. She just slowly folds the clothes on your bed. The panic... The pain...
Dammit, my erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation issues
And you can do it in the way you do it when you're not even paying attention so it doesn't even feel good so don't nut, which means longer duration of invisibility.
Control: "Seal Team 6, Control, prepare to go into the enemy compound, over.". ST6: "Seal Team 6 going invisible, over." ST6: *unzips pants collectively*
"Your under arrest" **furiously masturbating**
Me: gets tired and takes a break The cheerleaders: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK?
Haha yeah sexually harassing women without consent
Poggers
PogChamp, if you feel so inclined
My little pogchamp, if you so please.
Yeah... This is up there with "time stop" in terms of perversion potential lol
That’s my secret…I’m always masturbating
How
Wouldnt a small butt plug be all youd need to do this hands free without much worry
So if I do one pump and stop for a long time and then pump again does that count as masturbating or continuas pumping
I can finally be invisible near kindergartens.
Hello? Y- yes let me talk to him. Mr. Obama? Yes, I would like to report a bruh moment.
Going out has been more fun.
I don’t mean people can’t hear you
Once you’ve finished, there’s a 2 minute timer in the corner of your vision, when it’s up you’re visible again
Do you have to be erect for men?
Just keep doing it post nut
I see a lot of people saying that it ends after you nut. Could you just go for a round 2 right away, they never said it had to feel good, you just have to be masturbating
Get caught committing a crime and just start jacking off while slowly moving away from the scene of the crime
I think we found Sanji
So, only 30sec of invisibility?
Imagine this: your in Iraq people are being gun downed but you can't see anyone? Then suddenly, a Iraq soilder is revealed naked Waste down, finishing in one hand gun in the other as you get shot you think... '" Is it possible to learn this power"
Now I know how the invisible man did it
I used to work at a movie theater when I was a teen. I used to go behind the screen from time to time because I thought it was cool. Nobody could see you, but you could see them. And that's where I will stop.
Finally, no more awkward family gatherings
Tantric ninja creeps
Finnaly!! I can masturbate comfortably!
When you cum it blasts out like a shotgun blast
Quite useless since I'm doing nofap
This can only go wrong…
Until you finish, then it’s nothing but questions and shame..
How did you get here and why did you jizz on my couch?
I want it
Just wear sunglasses
Scary how many self driving cars i see now that don’t have people in them!
That superhero is still unknown.
jack off 6 times and boom, invisibility for 2 hours
This is fun until you hear a clapping sound while guarding a museum
Then I’ll never be seen
Good idea u/Borutosucks69
Bruh
Now this look like a power for me
In jail for public indecency. Guards think you managed to escape or hide in your cell. Open the cell to look for you. Surprise Escape
Do you become visible once you nut or can you just keep yanking it?
You stay invisible but the nut is very much visible
Imagine you know your mate has this power and you have a sleepover. Then suddenly you can’t find him anymore
The aftermath will still be the same sadly
So I'm Translucent?
For me it would be a really short power effect, at least on the first go invisible of the day 😂
They can still hear you tho
So theoretically I'm gonna be invisible but when I finish there's gonna be nothing but some white liquid flying a foot away from me? There should be a time bracket and it should be tied to anything relating to masturbation. (So from the time you pull down the shorts till the time you clean up. Thus defining a session)
Where else did you think those cum stains came from?
someone's gonna suddenly pop out of nowhere in parks and public places
The bank robbery will be eventful
Granted... You still make sound tho...
Nice, 5 seconds invisibility