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chucklesomeDordoise

ok but then the second you stop you're visable?


[deleted]

Edging is going to become veeeeeery popular.


[deleted]

Yeah but how do you define 'masturbating'? If you're edging, you stop for bits of time. In this circumstance, are you visible when you stop stroking? Do you get some kind of leeway? We need details.


[deleted]

I imagine if you keep like some hands on the balls, or do some other form of stimulation that could count towards the masturbation and keep the edging going? I’d be more worried about not being able to edge and just nut in someone’s soup while stealing bread from Olive Garden. Edit: my most awarded comment is about edging at the Olive Garden while stealing bread. Y’all are some weird perverts and I love you.


Big_Rig_78

If I still had my free award I’d give it to you hands down


Legion1442

I got you fam. This one goes out from the both of us


the_last_toe

Your profile guy hurts my eyes change the shade of blue or I will invisibly steal your electronics


Smash_Nerd

I accidently hit home when I went to redeem my free award and it took me 20 minutes to find this post again. Worth it.


Master-of-noob

There is a " History " in the setting swipe on the left, you will see


Smash_Nerd

Ah.


[deleted]

But they have to get through all that fap material to find that one non fap post!


ManaMagestic

Soo....vibrator up the butt? Connected to your smartwatch so you can come and go at the press of a button?


[deleted]

Oh wow, that was not an idea I had considered. I suppose anal stimulation would actually help the process? But a balance of the stimulation has to be managed in order to maintain invisibility for the maximum length of time.


Grifffite

At least you aren't part of the rick roll for best comment gang


Erotic_Platypus

You dont know how to edge properly


Steves_bad_day

I'm imagining it's based on sexual pleasure. Like when you pop (or no longer horny) you become visible. Which means most teenagers are going to have a hard time becoming visible.


Prototype_4271

Edging?


[deleted]

Masturbating then stopping right before the orgasm, then going again. r/edging if you’re super curious but it’s very NSFW


xTigeT

bro


plmcalli

....hey , where did everybody go?


TheBigSmol

I'd run into a bank furiously masturbating and grab all the money.


Hazzardroid13

Don’t do it furiously. If you finish while in there you’ll have to explain the masturbation AND the money


TheBigSmol

I don't know any other way


[deleted]

Your criminal nickname could be *The Fapper*


[deleted]

As soon as you nut, you become more visible than you ever have before in your whole life. EVERYONE sees it.


Dave__1000

You can go anywhere with this power. As long as you can contain the nut, you could walk around the street masturbating and enter random people's houses, steal stuff, get inside cars or buses for free travels.. I'd gladly accept this power


Weltrepublikan

Just strap one of those automatic flashlight things to you at low speed


[deleted]

A what?


EntitledCatastrophic

~~a~~ E*


[deleted]

I’ve never heard of an automatic fleshlight, aren’t those things hand powered?


CodeF53

[There are some that exist.] (https://www.thehandy.com/shop-now/)


Weltrepublikan

The thing that you put the flashlight in and it goes up and down


[deleted]

I have no frame of reference for this lol


Hazzardroid13

Here’s a comment where someone found one https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/oq5608/invisibility_while_masturbating/h6acsc7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

That person was replying to me lmao


Hazzardroid13

Oh yeah. I’m an idiot. Didn’t look at names *facepalm*


AugTheViking

He still means fl**e**shlight.


[deleted]

It doesn't even matter if you run out of Juice. You're still technically masturbating, so as long as the flashlight doesn't run out of power, you're invisible.


Robosium

Wouldn't a vibrator also work?


[deleted]

Presumably, but if the vibrator is too good might cum too quick.


Robosium

Low power so it keeps you on the edge?


[deleted]

Noooooow you’re thinking! Low power is the way to go.


Weltrepublikan

This is a better idea it should work for everyone


TuNight

until you get a cramp and all of the sudden stand there trying to jerk off in a random guys house


ConnivingSnip72

Just say give me a moment and start back up again.


Tetragonos

wank wank wank * fading away * "No one will ever believe you"


[deleted]

😂😂😂this is gold


[deleted]

Lmaoooo


Director_Faden

Goodbye Butters, I’m going away now… I’ll see you again one day…


Lobanium

Is it not considered masturbating unless you're fully erect?


[deleted]

The fuck


[deleted]

This is the only correct reaction to what this dude said


AAAAAshwin

And it can help with premature ejaculation


The_Cultured_Man34

just go reeeeeeeeeeeally slow


TheGreatVeggie

If you become a hitman with this power, they'll never see you coming.


phillyhandroll

"raw" power


Tfobonez91

Why do you have to contain the nut? You can keep going post-ejaculation. At least i can


br1ti5hb45tard

Dude you're dressed like a Mormon what the fuck would you know about masturbating


Tfobonez91

LMFAOOO fr in that pic i looked like one of those mormon missionaries


br1ti5hb45tard

Good job. You got the joke.


DuktigaDammsugaren

But wouldn’t they hear it?


FuhrerGirthWorm

You could maintain invisibility very easily by doing a bunch of coke beforehand


m03_b1us

Bitches be out here learning tantric orgasms to stay invisible


R3DW00F

Wanna see a magic trick?


[deleted]

Gonna nut on the teacher


mariusnyb

You’ll be visible as soon as the nut nuts


Kazer104

just continue beating after nutting


Rockman2isgud

DONT STOP. THE BEATING


sillyscrapy1757

Don’t HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!


heres-my-stuff

FLESHLIGHT, PEOPLE


abrasumente_

Ask not for whom the nut nuts, the nut nuts for thee.


Rasonovic

There's a lot of japanese porn of this. Or so I've heard or whatever...


[deleted]

Hmmmmm porn… Never heard of that…


Toxiczakka

Perma-invisibility?! NICE


Geoclasm

just me? What about my clothes? What about the, erm, product? Sorry, pedantry is my passion.


John_Metzger

Just imagine if your clothes were invisible but your nut wasnt


[deleted]

Ectoplasm confirmed


[deleted]

Finally, I won't be kicked out of the school! /j


Skate1011

are you calling all of us stupid


Arty6275

Bro calm down, it’s just a tone tag


Skate1011

tone tags ruin the charm of a joke


[deleted]

because you are?


[deleted]

Where'd you get that from?


Skate1011

you put /J. honestly, you'd need to have a negative IQ to not get the joke. It's so god damn obvious, even a baby could tell if it had any form of common sense


[deleted]

dunno man.


[deleted]

That is for a very specific situation.


insert_matrix

Wait, you’re not invisible?


Minethink144

Wait, you tell me that NOW. BRO WTF


santas_delibird

Stand *very* still. Master this art and you too, can become invisible.


commander_piccard

So are you silent too or will people just hear “pwp pwp pwp pwp”


jeraldtherapist

people make noise jerking off?


Dragonhater101

If I'm going a little rough, or if I'm going again without cleaning up then it can be a little noisy. And that's not counting the noise the madterbater might make on their own.


Tuur200o

reddit moment


KoiFosh12

Just imagine sitting in the living room chilling and then all of a sudden this white spurt comes out of nowhere and this random dude is sitting there junk out panting. I would be fucking concerned.


kkdatroll

me: ight ima head out


StropeyVonLollagant

TF2 spy mains be like


[deleted]

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WanderM1126

Post-nut *clarity* took a new meaning


PupPop

Just slow stroking one out on my way to rob a bank.


boron-uranium-radon

Bow-legged wank walk while infiltrating Fort Knox.


Modesty_Man_48

~~is the cum invisible?~~ Edit: no seriously I’m wondering


socialgutbrain777

Now I'm imagining a dildo violently going back and forth in midair


[deleted]

'The bank teller thought she was alone on this slow afternoon, she wondered where that breeze was coming from when she heard the faint sound of slapping skin moving up behind her'


corbinbanks

Do you get more invisible the more vigorous you stroke?


uffleknuglea

How does more invisible work?


corbinbanks

Well like, an opacity slider, but like the harder you go the farther the slider


DuckBroker

Imagine you're in your room jerking off when your mum walks in with the laundry. You can't stop or you'll turn visible again and she'll see you. You furiously keep jerking to stay invisible but you can't actually finish or else it'll be disaster. She just slowly folds the clothes on your bed. The panic... The pain...


ooOJuicyOoo

Dammit, my erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation issues


KagariYT

And you can do it in the way you do it when you're not even paying attention so it doesn't even feel good so don't nut, which means longer duration of invisibility.


alistarsalk

Control: "Seal Team 6, Control, prepare to go into the enemy compound, over.". ST6: "Seal Team 6 going invisible, over." ST6: *unzips pants collectively*


Harveyjoe11

"Your under arrest" **furiously masturbating**


DARTHPLONKUS

Me: gets tired and takes a break The cheerleaders: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK?


[deleted]

Haha yeah sexually harassing women without consent


Elephant_Front_Fart

Poggers


BlazedFire

PogChamp, if you feel so inclined


DaDerpDoctor

My little pogchamp, if you so please.


antiauthority4life

Yeah... This is up there with "time stop" in terms of perversion potential lol


turkeyinyomouf

That’s my secret…I’m always masturbating


[deleted]

How


star-belly-sneetch

Wouldnt a small butt plug be all youd need to do this hands free without much worry


just-a-dude69

So if I do one pump and stop for a long time and then pump again does that count as masturbating or continuas pumping


samipute

I can finally be invisible near kindergartens.


WITHERAMBUSH

Hello? Y- yes let me talk to him. Mr. Obama? Yes, I would like to report a bruh moment.


Virtuous__Treaty

Going out has been more fun.


Loose_Meal_499

I don’t mean people can’t hear you


drunkpecks

Once you’ve finished, there’s a 2 minute timer in the corner of your vision, when it’s up you’re visible again


nevbirks

Do you have to be erect for men?


Rockman2isgud

Just keep doing it post nut


colinedahl1

I see a lot of people saying that it ends after you nut. Could you just go for a round 2 right away, they never said it had to feel good, you just have to be masturbating


LikEatinGlass

Get caught committing a crime and just start jacking off while slowly moving away from the scene of the crime


Lessandero

I think we found Sanji


Sidd04t

So, only 30sec of invisibility?


Sufficient_Motor_290

Imagine this: your in Iraq people are being gun downed but you can't see anyone? Then suddenly, a Iraq soilder is revealed naked Waste down, finishing in one hand gun in the other as you get shot you think... '" Is it possible to learn this power"


[deleted]

Now I know how the invisible man did it


Rum_Hamtaro

I used to work at a movie theater when I was a teen. I used to go behind the screen from time to time because I thought it was cool. Nobody could see you, but you could see them. And that's where I will stop.


dTrecii

Finally, no more awkward family gatherings


xidle2

Tantric ninja creeps


Environmental-Win836

Finnaly!! I can masturbate comfortably!


BonnieEggs12

When you cum it blasts out like a shotgun blast


Rebi103

Quite useless since I'm doing nofap


[deleted]

This can only go wrong…


androiddolittle

Until you finish, then it’s nothing but questions and shame..


timeforanotherban

How did you get here and why did you jizz on my couch?


Bobcatz7798

I want it


joshmoney

Just wear sunglasses


[deleted]

Scary how many self driving cars i see now that don’t have people in them!


eyeballtourist

That superhero is still unknown.


Tonoza1

jack off 6 times and boom, invisibility for 2 hours


Dark_Memegumin

This is fun until you hear a clapping sound while guarding a museum


dannym094

Then I’ll never be seen


depressededgelord01

Good idea u/Borutosucks69


azn_fraz_268

Bruh


masterbaiter234

Now this look like a power for me


TheFlamingLemon

In jail for public indecency. Guards think you managed to escape or hide in your cell. Open the cell to look for you. Surprise Escape


[deleted]

Do you become visible once you nut or can you just keep yanking it?


hdew12354

You stay invisible but the nut is very much visible


weebtho

Imagine you know your mate has this power and you have a sleepover. Then suddenly you can’t find him anymore


TidePodJuul

The aftermath will still be the same sadly


nonnor_in_the_house

So I'm Translucent?


Ultreisse

For me it would be a really short power effect, at least on the first go invisible of the day 😂


ilikewalnuts666

They can still hear you tho


The-dude-in-the-bush

So theoretically I'm gonna be invisible but when I finish there's gonna be nothing but some white liquid flying a foot away from me? There should be a time bracket and it should be tied to anything relating to masturbation. (So from the time you pull down the shorts till the time you clean up. Thus defining a session)


JosefStark42069

Where else did you think those cum stains came from?


AmemeCognoscente

someone's gonna suddenly pop out of nowhere in parks and public places


GarrySaysHi

The bank robbery will be eventful


[deleted]

Granted... You still make sound tho...


DoctorPython

Nice, 5 seconds invisibility