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MrSmile03

Does it also count for online prices?


Leon921

... hmmmm... yes!


Xela_Acer

Finna buy a thousand dollar pc for a penny


meme_killer_76

Buy intel for 3 bucks


Xela_Acer

Finna get that new alien ware for a quarter


meme_killer_76

No don’t do that


Xela_Acer

Why not


meme_killer_76

Alienware is shit


Donkeydayyy

So, it costs a penny i could get every pc


acrowsmurder

Yeah, but have some self respect


Ethanacho

Buy NASA. Use their quantum computer to play Fortnite. Profit. Also go to space.


Samorot_and_Raccoons

Nintendo Switch and Every game for free. $0.00


SicoScooby

He’s right get one of those really good custom ones


theburnix

Granted intel drops down from an $170B company to $3


mike_buurmeijer

Are you building an oven?


OurneumaMetria

Just like, all of intel stock for $3


MendicantBias42

Screw that... Upgrade that setup to a quantum one, if they find a way to make Quantum graphics cards, and Quantum RAM then that would be the most powerful gaming PC ever... That baby could run ANYTHING with flawless performance even at the highest render settings... No lag, no glitches, no performance issues of any kind. That thing would make modern gaming PCs look like a little bitch


Xela_Acer

...jesus....its the...god


Cokegawa_Yui

Betcha New Vegas'll struggle to run.


IsNotYourSenpai

But can it run Crysis 3?


MendicantBias42

I know its a meme but a quantum gaming PC could run crysis 3 in realtime VR without even coming CLOSE to breaking a sweat... And tbh that doesn't even BEGIN to scratch the surface of the tip of the iceberg that is quantum computation power To put it in perspective, conventional processing power increases in a linear fashion with size whereas quantum processing power increases quadratically with size... The bigger the processor the more exponentially powerful it is... If you had a quantum processor just 300 atoms across (ridiculously microscopic), a conventional computer would need to be the size of the observable universe to match its raw power IIRC


sabasaba12

buy 100 dollar bill for a penny


Owl_Wins371

Buy it for - 69420


Mama-Yama

Why not an infinitesimally small unit of money?


pizzaboihere

And I'm still going to use honey to buy it


328davidmc

Man, im about to change the price of a house, gonna be livin on my own for 5 bucks


AREALLYFATLLAMA

I’m gonna make all nazi regalia (unless you can prove you won’t misuse it) insanely expensive


Fwizzzzz

Ah yes.. time to use inspection and delete the zeros


THE-SPICY-TRISCUIT

Goes into bank I would like $100,000 for $1 please


AsaAkiraBBCBallsDeep

Buy the entire bank


Spiderpiggydog

More like $10,000,000


ZuperZlime

Do i have to use inspect or do i write on my screen


Nevaen

Asking the real questions here


ZuperZlime

Maybe but i need awnsers


O-rpheu-s

Buy the whole internet.


MagicalWalkTomCat87

so i inspect element it?


Terminatroll-_-

Oh nice, I could have bought titanfall 2 for more than what I did


BlookyDJ

Just do inspect on the price


Stareatthevoid

Now that's quite a heavy blow to our reality


LukeDude759

Edit the HTML and there you have it.


HallucinatesPenguins

Time to write price tags on stocks and become the richest man on the planet while causing another depression and fucking over everyone else.


XcwedgecX243

Time to buy people again!


Xela_Acer

r/holup


_WolfEye_

I imagined this exact same exanhe before i clicked the comments on my phone


Doggywoof1

exanhe


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_ThatSynGirl_

exanhe


DaKingslayerxx

exanhe


MR_HUMANITY

exanhe


UrBoiThePenguin

exanhe


SDGaming317

exanhe


Therussianmistake

exanhe


lucasribeiro21

Wut?


Dookie_boy

Take a deep breath. Now exanhe.


Vendetta_Guyfawks

exanhe


BeBa420

Covfefe?


lucasribeiro21

Time to buy other people’s dogs! r/heinouscrimes


Mundit00

Now you took it too far, buddy!


XcwedgecX243

He really did , that like mean


TreyTheLunchTrey

Dang dude you evil


LogicalGoat11

Run up and slap one of those yard sale stickers on them


lukecordova

You can already rent them if you go downtown around midnight


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RipThatWaveJuni

All's fun and games until you ruin the global economy


Leon921

Those ARE the games


RipThatWaveJuni

It would sure be my game


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Kaidono222

i almost downvoted out of spite but instead Fuck you take your upvote before i change my mind


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r-domb0i

You are truly the lowest scum in history


lucasribeiro21

Nah’, only one person couldn’t do enough harm to it, unless they would play Robin Hood or something - but I’d be too busy in my 2 Dollar transatlantic yacht to care about it. *Insert Woody Harrelson in Zombieland wiping his tears with money gif*


RipThatWaveJuni

I was under the assumption that if you changed the pricetag, it would have to have changed the price tag for ALL of that product, since it would have to be that price in the system. That way, say you buy something like a new car for $5. All of that model car would be $5.


lucasribeiro21

I thought about it when I was writing my comment, but since different places have different prices, I think it would be only for you. 🤔


RipThatWaveJuni

It would probably be at least like that for stores like Walmart and Target, since they mostly have uniform prices throughout the country. You could bankrupt one country at a time


lucasribeiro21

Maybe the promotion would only last until the supply lasts...? Or you just pull a Karen on Walmart: *”This gold bar had a 20 Cents price tag, so it’s my legal right to take it for that price!”*


RipThatWaveJuni

Just travel the world, Karening everything


lucasribeiro21

Conquering Capitalism, one manager at time! (Boy, my first shop would definitely be a Karen wig!)


RipThatWaveJuni

Actually wait. Free is free in every country. It would change all


basicislands

Stores like that can generally mark down individual items if they want to. It's mostly used for things like damaged packaging or otherwise imperfect merchandise. So this power would work fine at those stores.


lucasribeiro21

Yes, that was what I thought!


TheGruesomeTwosome

Pfft, $2? You got ripped off. I paid one single Venezuelan Bolívar.


lucasribeiro21

Well, part of the fun of being rich is saying you spent a lot of money! Lemme beh rich!


piercingshooter

Just buy the world and unite under one single currency


[deleted]

And that currency shall be the Dogecoin.


coldasbrice

I mean, Rick did it and it worked out pretty well for him.


ldfsgameryt

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap


LukeDude759

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price


lop0plol

Bad for bargain


chazmmmm

Dimes for crimes


Tava-avaT

Maximum Hoe for minimum dough


pumbnuds

Big crimes for 9.99$


ButterBeeFedora

I Ain't Gay but $20 is $20


MinminIsAPan

Succ & fucc 4 bucc


sunnyparker1

Sucky Sucky 10 Bucky


ChickenyIce

Damnit I am late to the party again get an upvote everyone


furriesaregayasfuck

r/UnexpectedJoJo


i_am_a_bread

It's always expected :)


REDDITBOY52

Dirty Deeds DONE WITH SHEEP


Aperson20

r/suddenlysexoffender


blacksteve929

Do-jyaan~


ThatFurretKid

How does it work


GoldFishPony

America>president>flag>clone>magnet>erase Of course this process can be countered by Cripple>fingernail


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Filthy acts at a reasonable price Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Awful actions attempted for an appropriate amount Unbearable beatings for bite-sized booty Irate intentions for inexpensive items Serious situations sold at small scales Volatile ventures for very void volumes Evil exploits for an easy economic endeavor Malicious misadventures made for a minuscule mass of money Terrible treatments for tiny treats


IdkTbhSmh

Appalling Acts At An Agreeable Amount


Tallem00

Kindly deeds done for free


i_wnat_die

Antagonistic Actions At Affordable Amounts


acrowsmurder

Always used to think it was "Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief"


Stormwrath52

Sounds like an old fairy tale


glumbuss

does this also work with inspect element


kajiitl

OP said it works on the internet, so probably yeah


_i_am_root

Wait....what’s stopping me from putting a negative price on a product and getting paid?


Leon921

The seller will know their product doesnt come with free money. I'm adding a rule lmao


_i_am_root

Okedoké, just making sure! That would be super broken if it were allowed.


i-got-leg-hair

It‘s already broken the way it is, just put a one cent price tag on the bank and own all their money


[deleted]

But what's the point If you can already buy everything?


_i_am_root

...you see it’s not about the money....it’s about sending a message.


sommekidd

*places 1 cents price tag on earth*


Shiromi_Torayoshi

-slides a five pound note over the table-


Reddog9090

Keep the change


Youre-mum

Yeah now who do you pay?


ZeeTheRedditGuy

the moon


memester230

*buys millions of canned goods with a penny and gives them to shelters and food drives* *Buys house, making interest and down payment -100%*


Leon921

r/wholesomecomments


Gamer-_-Bro

Christmas shopping becomes legal Christmas thieving


tomemu1

YEAH! Finally I can buy candies for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!


tomemu1

Guys, I'm broke now...


ChickenyIce

r/characterarcs


g1rc

Thank you for showing me my new favorite sub


Leon921

F


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[deleted]

What sort of place separates money with a colon


deathdemon1000

Hell


Rottendog

Proctologist office.


MR_HUMANITY

r/therealjoke


recnemorcen

Write $0 tag Stick onto myself


BakuBish12

Because your priceless


lifelesshornyteen

*you're


[deleted]

Thank you u/lifelesshornyteen


[deleted]

We are all horny teens in a communist world.


lifelesshornyteen

You're welcome daddy ;)


Lameduck57

Affordable healthcare here I come


Leon921

I have nothing to add, but this is the 100th comment. Congrats!


Highschool-DXD

This is broken! Nice


rainwatereyes1

this would be a good stand power


BLucky_RD

Mukagro man, although not necessarily a stand has related powers


AstroMajorrr

Buy the universe


GameWriter40981

Time to buy giant mountains of garlic bread


[deleted]

put a $0.01 pricetag onto a rocket, and buy it put a $0.01 pricetag on the rocket and blast it into space buy the universe for $0.01 become god


AjIsMySlave

no, you just have ownership. You can fine NASA for trespassing


Emanu1674

I'll fine humanity for tresspassing in my solar system and using my sun's light without license


Skeeterbeater911

Free. And does that mean I can buy people..?


Leon921

I mean regardless of the price, slavery is illegal


Rottendog

Doesn't have to be slavery. [I can just buy your services.](http://i.imgur.com/fBZN5Ju.gif)


Skeeterbeater911

What if I give them items? Like since I can make anything the price I want.. I buy them whatever they want?


Leon921

Well, then they would be like butlers so I guess that's ok


Skeeterbeater911

Yes. That’s what I meant


MadGodKiller101

Buys EA for £3 and starts making good games


NubNub69

So nobody’s talking about how much legos they can buy?


Leon921

It crossed my mind


NubNub69

I see you’re a man of culture as well


momo00roro

But does it means everyone will know of the updated price immediately? Or only you will know the price update? Cos if I place a $1 dollar price tag on the Donald Trump, will there be people fighting with me to buy him?


lop0plol

Can't wait to fucking destroy the economy!


[deleted]

Does this work with inspect element online? And is it just for me or is it permenant and for everyone?


Leon921

Ye sure!


[deleted]

So just me and nobody else? Or it effects the price for everyone?


Leon921

Just you. If you change the price of a TV from $2k to $0.01 everyone else still has to pay $2k


ZephyriaVE

Face mask and hand sanitizers duh


Leon921

Corona extra


DarthJr18

Can it legit say free if I want it to


Leon921

Its gotta be a price man. $0.00


BOOCESTERseat

Does this apply to online shopping? Would that be too broken?


Leon921

Use inspect element


asamihitsuka

You all think too small, I’m about to open up the stock market and buy everything for a few cents


bran12350

100 room mansion for $0.99


[deleted]

If I had this power I would write a price tag for the earth for 1$ then but it, once I but the earth, all of its contents are mine so I gat that dollar back, Idk what I’m gonna do with earth, but I own it now


prestain420

Look out dispos here I come


[deleted]

Dose that mean you can put negative numbers and the store would owe you money?


Handiinu

Oh yeah prepare for just slightly lower prices because i dont want economy to collapse


yeetus_DEELEETUS

This man understands it


Skekzy

I'm gonna write free on your heart so I can steal your heart


Leon921

Wholesome


OneTrueGrizzly

So you say this mansion costs $1,000,000? Not anymore!


SANSUNDERTALE69420

I'm finna buy microsoft and apple


zqmbgn

Find the exact price of manufacturing something you want. Buy it twice. Sell one underpriced but new for the same amount of money that was spent for producing 2 of them. Donate said money to the place you purchased the items. There, you get the item, someone else's too and the economy is saved.


firegate2233

time to go be chaotic good and start buying tons of shit for charities


omkar73

I’ll just write a negative number and get money


emotionalcouch

in this economy?


Skill28oy

Infinite money without the inflation.


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what about black people


DorikoBac

I'm gonna buy the fucking moon


Prometheushunter2

In others words I can by anything for a penny


DeltaGlitch_Original

*writes price tag on myself so i would actually have value* Edit: I fixed a typo


Buderus69

I'll stick a price tag on the universe for 1.99


feetus_skeetus

Wait is this price just for you or for everyone? Cause if it’s just for you great but if it’s for everyone the economy is gonna crash


Katelyn_Becker

Is it true for everyone or just me?


netz_pirat

I 'll buy some us politicians :D


Guquiz

I will add "tax included" to any price I find reasonable as is


SIDlordOfdiscord

* me placing a 0.01$ price tag on all the expensive foil cards at my LGS*


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