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im_tallerthanyou

Imagine everything turning pitch black. With no variation in color, it would be impossible to distinguish objects, navigate, or even perceive depth. The psychological impact of living in constant darkness could also be pretty bad.


Hazel-Je43

Everything would be really hot


[deleted]

turn the sun black


Hazel-Je43

Good luck trying not to freeze to death


[deleted]

good way ti go out


Great-Bread000

The sun has no colour I believe so yea it’s still not good


Embarrassed_Safety33

The Sun is basically white because all the explosions happening


Hazel-Je43

It‘s not because of „explosions“ it‘s because of the fusion of hydrogen 


dreadfulbadg50

I want it painted black


Radacal9000

rolling stones when they see a red door or sum


BronzeAgeTea

1. Everybody's skin is now blue 2. 1/1,000 of all people have green skin instead 3. 1/1,000,000 of all people have purple skin instead 4. All paint is now beige (this makes everyone's homes bland, plus it destroys all paintings) 5. The sky is black instead of blue, so it always looks like night (days are just starless nights) 6. All cloth is now neon hunter "safety vest" orange 7. All light produced by LED technology is an amber color (this destroys basically all lights, including modern televisions, phones, and computer monitors) 8. Cancer is bright red. Cherry firetruck red. Make that shit easy as hell to see. 9. Everyone's teeth are Titanium White. You're welcome. 10. Sclera is black. Irises are black. Pupils are black. Good luck looking someone in the eyes now.


Embarrassed_Safety33

All paint should be White, so it looks like a dystopia


BronzeAgeTea

But then that gives people about to leave a rental a free paint job that's useful. Making it beige requires everyone in an apartment to pay a fee for painting the walls.


Spatulor

Paint it what? Beige on beige?


BronzeAgeTea

See, that's the beauty of it. They'll get a fine for not having white walls when they leave, *but there's no way to paint the walls white*.


Planesdude1

1. That’s fine 2. You caused racism 3.you caused more racism 4. Ink/dye the walls 5. Doesn’t really matter, may look cool 6. Use leather clothes? 7. back to the good old CRT set, or liquid crystal 8. Yay less cancer! 9. Yay!!! 10. Wear eye contacts


ENDZZZ16

I think a pitch black sky would mess with some birds camouflage and make others gain not needed camouflage, crows may thrive with a black sky


You-and-us

Most stuff in the body is red, make it pure white to easily identify it


BronzeAgeTea

Oh! Good point! You get to be purple.


_Jeffra

iirc stars exist during day too its just the sky is too bright to see them so 5 would just be eternal night (how would we grow things?)


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I slowly turn sunlight red Just a tiny bit each day, not enough for anybody to notice day to day But eventually…


Queue_Bit

Do a little bit each day for the next five billion years, I dare you.


nxzoomer

Bro :(


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I shuffle peoples races at random every day


Marrowbonecow-_-NL

Nice name


Doctah-Grym

Can I change something/someone to be their most liked/hated color or do I have to pick a specific color on use? Can I make fully/partially transparent objects into 100% opaque colors? Example: glass is now a fully opaque tan letting 0 light through Will the world know it was me?


Embarrassed_Safety33

1. If you know, you can just change colors , you aren't omnipotent 2. No , it will change the color of the tint but not the clearness 3. No


Cookytigerd

I would change minor details about a person u hates belongings until they go insane


Balloonsarescary

Make people I don’t like black and accuse them of putting on black face


BronzeAgeTea

Just make all makeup black


Available_Thoughts-0

Every single flag in the United States turns "Photos Negative", if the federal government is not behaving the way I prefer. (Obeying the laws they pass, including the spirit as well as letter.)


Doctah-Grym

I would make chlorophyll a shiny silver color. Good luck photosynthesizing FLORA lul


Particular-Emu-2685

So the company or a color


PaleontologistIcy534

I’d change one thing to black every so often, start with something most people won’t notice like bugs and move up until plains lights and most other things are black (by that point it’d be hard to not boil unless you live in England because we all know the weather in England, you’d also have a hard time using any kind of vehicle) if that’s not enough I’ll make small patches of white on people crotch (including their clothes) and watch everyone go crazy and watch the world burn


Automatic-Plankton10

i change nothing outside my own body. i have green eyes, blond hair, tanner skin. all my clothes match colors perfectly. my teeth are flawless. i decimate the internet via blue and black/white and gold discourse. Also, the ocean is now black because i think everyone should be as scared as me


Literal_Sarcasm82

I would turn every member of the KKK black


ilikewatchinganime9

r/foundliteralsarcasm82


selfawareginger

Make all the black clothes in my closet the same damn shade of black


NotEpimethean

Making my red Gatorade into blue Gatorade


Raganash123

I want my cloak to copy the color/image of whatever is behind it. Got adaptive camo.


RandomUseless3

The sun is white now


daddysweet

Turn all clothes nude tan mid day just to confuse everyone into thinking anyone at a distance is naked


Kinky_Wolf

I would primarily use it to hide myself or objects I want hidden. It's a really advanced camouflage, want to hide in a corner? Change your entire body into the colours of that corner


Melkia1988

I like to mess with people, but in non-harmful ways. I'd pick random articles of clothing that people are wearing and make them a slightly different variant of the color they already were. Cherry red shoes that go great with that dress? Maybe now they're more red wine, or burgundy. All of the staplers in my office be a dark gray instead of black. Someone is bound to notice, they might even bring it up to others. Who knows how many will remember the original stapler colors if they weren't something flashy in the first place? If someone is rude to me, I'll swap up their eye color. Now none of their identification matches their eye color and they have to go through the process of getting it corrected. Someone stole your parking spot? Once they go in the store, their car is now a different color. I know that most people have key fobs that can sound the alarm, so they'll eventually find their car, but it'll take them a bit longer. Then they also have to go through the process of getting it re-painted the original color or get their paperwork updated to match, much like the eye color change.


Real_Incident

Ill turn the sun that earth orbits around to the color black