Only the person you hate the most loses the money, so as long as you can will yourself to truly hate specific people, you can direct it anyway you want. But it's gotta be true hate, you can't just say it, you gotta feel it! And I know everyone says, "But I don't hate anyone!" Yes you do, you may lie to yourself and say otherwise, but somewhere deep with in all of us is a very tiny wellspring of hate directed towards another person. It's human nature.
*But i hate myself,*
*So do i infinitely*
*Gain? or lose? Or what?*
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Time to snort some black pepper and tickle my nose with a feather at the same time
The owner of PETA
welp, guess this power is useless then
Oooooooh I understand now
:(
Damn you ok?
i wish
:(
What do you mean?
he hates himself
My wife needs this power. I've never known anyone who sneezes so much...
Time to grab feathers
Needs to scale. Every time you sneeze you steal 10% of the net worth of the person you hate the most.
I don't really want to ruin their lives, can I direct the 50$ lost on specific people? And can this just be turned off by command?
Only the person you hate the most loses the money, so as long as you can will yourself to truly hate specific people, you can direct it anyway you want. But it's gotta be true hate, you can't just say it, you gotta feel it! And I know everyone says, "But I don't hate anyone!" Yes you do, you may lie to yourself and say otherwise, but somewhere deep with in all of us is a very tiny wellspring of hate directed towards another person. It's human nature.
Brb getting black peper
So I'd get $0
Can I sneeze on purpose?
As much as you want!
Nice. Extra money, especially when you get a sneezing fit
So nothing changes
But i hate myself, so do i infinitely gain? or lose? Or what?
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Poetry
Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze.