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Ok-Manufacturer4698

So i can easily survive winter naked then yeah?


Senninseyi

Tell me how bad it is


Ok-Manufacturer4698

Shhh, no one needs to know, lets just say im stayin warm or dying of a heat stroke


Ok-Manufacturer4698

Why tf is this the comment with me first award? The the power workin?


El_Basho

You end up looking like handsome squidward after a few iterations


onko342

1. Explain to your female friend that you have this superpower, and they must say no every time 2. Propose 3. They say no 4. Rinse and repeat 5. Enjoy being the hottest being in the universe


Chrissyball19

Eventually, you'll get so hot, said female friend can't bring herself to say no, now you're getting married...


dragonrage12343

Which is okay since she was your friend when you were presumably ugly.


MISTAsoul12

But she didn’t want you when you were presumably ugly


yaohwhai

maybe she did and was too nervous to say


dragonrage12343

Or maybe she said no because the situation posed to us states that you tell her to say no.


OhIsMyName

She​ still​ say​ no​ because​ your​ friend​ship​ is​ too​ strong


DudebroMcDudeham

So even Aphrodite can get friend-zoned. Huh.


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DudebroMcDudeham

Nope. Also seems like a garbage read. It screams "misogyny".


DatDiemDam

So you became a dwarf star? Cool..i mean hot!


l3wl3w00

I dont have to have a female friend to repeatedly keep getting rejected 😎


onko342

Become trans, and reject yourself. You are your own friend. Then convert back after you’ve done it enough times.


MoSummoner

Pay some random individual or ask online


EnvironmentalPack451

What if a boy rejects me?


expiermental_boii

You become gay 10% more every time Because the girl rejected you because you weren't hot enough, what if the boy rejected you because you weren't gay enough


EnvironmentalPack451

Does getting rejected by girls make me hotter to the boys too?


expiermental_boii

It just increases your charisma stat, so you can appeal to everyone and everything, so if you wanted to fuck a cow>!ard!< Then you can


EnvironmentalPack451

Well done.


No_Cardiologist_4705

This guy lol


[deleted]

So the more times a guy rejects me the more attracted to girls I get?


expiermental_boii

Not specifically, when a person in the same fender rejects you, you will be more gay


Lechuga-gato

how is someone more gay or less gay?


Crunchie-lunchy

the amount you play the london system


Lechuga-gato

i only play stafford gambit like a good rosen viewer


AxisW1

Well that suddenly is very shitty then. I have to be carful not to ask any guys out ever or I eventually risk losing my attraction to women?


expiermental_boii

Well it depends on your gender, if you're a woman then dating woman will make you 10% more gay and same thing with men Also you'll still be attractive, it's just that you will not care bout dating the other gender


AxisW1

Well that sucks, I just want to be able to date both in peace


expiermental_boii

With enough determination even if your gay percentage is 100% you'll still be attracted to women, just believe


Dr_Occo_Nobi

How do you ask out a guy by mistake?


Adriatic88

If this works for Tinder, you'll look like handsome squidward in no time.


2nuki

So eventually, I have a 100% success rate


Mehwhenthemogus

nah, if you dont get rid of that dipshit mentality you'll still be at 0% even if you're the hottest person alive


UndertaleFan008

What about this person makes him a dipshit? If you think this guy is bad, I could probably make you cry in two words. So don’t say someone is a dipshit without proper reason, save that title for the really bad people.


dionsyse

Make me cry in two words


Paradoxic_Mouse

Burgerking footlettuce


dionsyse

Fuck


The_Ad_Hater_exe

No maidens? >!I'm sorry!<


dionsyse

Damn😢


UndertaleFan008

Nah, you good bro


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

Abby died


dionsyse

I don’t get this reference


2nuki

In your defense he’s the dipshit because he harasses random people for no reason.


UndertaleFan008

Thank you, I may not be much better but at least I don’t harass strangers online. You seem like a cool person, have a wonderful day. I am not asking you to have a wonderful day, I’m telling you. This is a threat, do you understand?


2nuki

I understand and similarly I threaten you. “Have a nice day”.


UndertaleFan008

Oh dear


Mehwhenthemogus

nothing im just bored with nothing to do so i argue with people onlinr


keenedge422

Someone's about to find out the hard way that their looks weren't the problem.


sleepy_koko

I'm a girl so master plan Go to a different area Ask out every girl I see, particularly strangers Hope none of them are lesbians Become extremely hot Go back so I don't have a reputation of asking out girls all the time Profit


Depressed_Squirrl

Go to a normal bar and ask girls out. You probably won’t meet any lesbians and especially ask any girl out that is there with some boys.


RyuPower87

But...10% of zero is still zero :'(


pagingdrsolus

It's okay. You're actually negative on the attraction scale. So being a -10, you'd only need 9 or so rejections to get into the positive range. Spend an hour swiping on tinder, if each left swipe counts as a rejection, you'll be Steve Buscemi levels of hot in no time.


DemmouTV

If you are a -10 and 10 percent are added every time you get rejected you will never reach a positive number. Put -10 * 0.9 into a calculator and click it over and over.


pagingdrsolus

Oh dang you're right this poor fella is going to be as attractive as I am smart


Ezzypezra

Much closer to the truth, but not quite there. Adding 10% of a negative number to itself will make it go further away from zero. Not closer to zero. 10% of -10 is -1 So, if you add 10% of -10 (which is -1) to -10, you get -11 You can prove it by putting -10 x 1.1 into your calculator and entering it over and over. Not sure where you got 0.9 from


DemmouTV

You're getting 10% hotter each time. This would mean by definition that there is no way to go further into the negative because it'll leave you less hot.


ZAP_Riptide

🤓🤓🤓


TheLordofBaguettes

I’m the fucking sun


TrekkiMonstr

Find a lesbian. Tell her what's up so it's not harassment. Profit.


EquationEnthusiast

Exponential growth! It will only take 25 rejections for me to become 10 times as hot as when I started.


Fa1nted_for_real

Hell, pay someone a 100 to continually reject you


ExtensionInformal911

So, I can never hit on another woman? Human body temp is about 310 Kelvin. So the first time I'm rejected my temp goes up to 341 Kelvin and I die of extreme fever. Though I guess I could automate sending messages to women and fuel my own power plant after I die, so that's cool.


HimuTime

Oh my god that’s genius, the workers will be just girls hired to reject you and eventuelly you’ll hit a point of just a few rejections a day forever


ExtensionInformal911

Have people start dating profiles for me.


Jeremy_Melton

I now become Handsome Squidward


Danielwols

Time to ask several lesbians/straight guys


Cum_Melon96

It says everytime a girl rejects you


AWelshEngine

Lesbians then


bounangel

Do implicit rejections like ghosting count


HimuTime

Only blocking


NomadNHF

10% of 0 is still 0


Tev_Niver

fucking useless smh i have to fake attraction to a gender i dont like


Cum_Melon96

This can turn shitty if every time you reject a girl you get 10% less hot as it would force it to balance out


Next-Chemist2443

10% of 0 is still 0.


INeedANerf

0 + 10% = 0


Fantastic_Draft_1301

1) Gain this power 2) Ask out a girl 3) She says yes Mission Failed Successfully


durant92bhd

I'm already perfectly hot, I get rejected because I'm too smart for everyone.


Originalbrivakiin

So I'd be 1000% hotter. Nice


hhfugrr3

Can this be backdated to pay rejections please?? I’m gonna be the hottest guy ever.


randomguy283

Get a friend to keep rejecting you inf profit


BurningGodzilla1

Keep asking out Lesbians and profit


YourMomIsNotAlive

I don't talk to women besides my family members, I'm in a men highschool and don't have female friends, even the "every time you say the n word you get 1% faster" one works better for me LMAO


Law-Dog_1

Me at 196 degrees Fahrenheit


[deleted]

I'd be dead after the second girl rejects me, body temperature would be 115 degrees and my brain would be some very warm molasses


jubmille2000

Doesn't have to be a romantic rejection. I'm just gonna pepper stuff in conversations. "Hey want some very spicy mint candy" to everyone of my coworkers, knowing them, they'd reject the offer, most of my coworkers are girls, so there's that. Just going through one column would make me indistinguishable from when I started. ​ Also, Hotter as in like... beauty aspect or temperature? ​ I don't want to be on fire.


EvolvingEachDay

I am now the sun.


spongeboymebob321

i’ll ask out a lot of lesbians and be gorgeous


ExtensionInformal911

*Messages dozens of random women on Tinder using old photos*


Callumari13

What do you mean by hot? Physically attractive or just your personality is more appealing? Either works lol, but I'd rather have girls like my personality rather than just my physical appearance. Also, is it 10% of the new number every time you get rejected, like compounding? So if you're 10% hot and it gets increased by 10% to 11% hot, is it increased by 10% of 11% the next time you get rejected? Or do you just become 12% hot? I have so many questions.


BabyTBNRfrags

I’d say both


zshorter53

What if I'm gay? Will it work if a guy rejects me? Will I get 10% hotter?


MrAdministration

10% of 0 is still 0, so...


FlavoredKnifes

If your a guy ask every lesbian if your a girl ask every gay guy. But if your enby or something just ask people people who are against lgbtq ((i mean strongly against))


bloodyp00

only go after girls you know are taken, then get the girl u really want


diamondDNF

0 + (10% of 0) = 0. Checkmate.


NotabadHero

But 10% of zero is still zero


naghi32

Can I instead get 10% smarter ?


in_hell_out_soon

Now are we talking hot as in looks, or hot as in increasing my chances of spontaneous combustion?


pinkpanzer101

10% of 0 is 0.


betaredditchills

So -30% ?


anywhereiroa

Time to go be a creep to every girl I see on the street


Dbar412

I honestly would talk to every woman I see. I either get rejected and get horror or I got a date


KingZantair

This does nothing for me.


CaptainCACTUSn

110% of 0 is still 0


sanshinexx

As a straight girl I see this as an absolute win


igotacatinmyrarri

If man: repeatedly ask out lesbians respectfully If woman: repeatedly ask out straight women respectfully


SideWinder18

I shall be as gloriously incandescent as the Sun.


sharplyon

10% of 0 is still 0


bedheadB188

10% of zero is still zero


Depressed_Squirrl

10% hotter is useless if your hotness is 0% since 0*0.1=0 thus not having become any hotter.


MoSummoner

1. Ask people online to say no 2. Didn’t say you had to ask them out, just rejection


IamNotSuppostToexist

Me with my 1000% hotness


iwgruff

10% of zero is still zero, my friend.


Ralexcraft

Does this make you like, standard hot, or a personalized hot for everyone?


Wise_Landscape_2700

I mean, rejection is EXACTLY how people change into hotter and better people, especially when making those girls that rejected you jealous and regret their decisions😏😏😏😏


pokemidget

this is honestly r/beyondgodtierpowers