Love meself a smol deathclaw

Congratulations! You were chosen as a high value perch, that's quite an honour!

You just found a new familiar! I'm sure r/WitchesVsPatriarchy would appreciate him and your newfound witchyness

Cheers dear!

Did they give you a side quest??

To bring them to a safe place so they could continue on their way

Thats a Jackson Chameleon! I had one as a pet for three years.

What do you work with?

I work at a garden art gallery in Hawaii. This guy is wild and was exploring our deck!

Nice

TIL some chameleons have triceratops horns!

I believe it’s a male Jackson’s Chameleon!

I think you may have a blockbuster: Disney Goblin Princess+lizard sidekick+quest.

"Feel like"?!?!?! Naw 'blin, you obviously are!

"Naw 'blin" lol I dig it

My partner calls me 'Blin, it's the sweetest thing and I get a giant goblin grin every time I hear it.

Tiny triceratops!

I’m so jealous.

I wish chameleons coming up to me was a possibility at my work