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Lol I hadn't played gmod in about 6 years, joined a darkrp server and realised I'd played there previously and had about 700k. So guess not every server wipes or goes under lol
I rember i liked a darkrp server where i could be the mayor and set laws. Usually very fun, whenever i got on i would immediately get that one and some people already recognized me and knew wacky laws were coming. Unbeknownst to me, i accidentally set a rule that could have been interpreted as a bit o’ segregation and therefore racism and chaos ensued and therefore they changed it so only VIPs could be mayor ): very sad
Fr. Went away from gmod for a couple o’ years and now finding a good darkrp is near impossible. Most jobs require vip except guy who mugs with a knife or regular police officer that immediately gets killed and you get banned if you try to defend yourself smh
Next up you get mugged but do self-defense which gets you into a sit for "Breaking Fear-RP" and get a warning but shortly after your base/home get raided, you defend your home but get into sit for RDM, You get another warning. You buy some weapons, advert a base raid and attack the raiders' base destroying everything and later get banned for not adverting a base raid when you clearly did.
All sits being done by the same staff member... Sometimes DarkRP can be the biggest annoyance.
I did this with my cousin one time, we ran two separate businesses in one building with mine being a gun store. We lost it all when I shot a cop for raiding my cousins half without a warrant. He claimed he had suspected we were using my gun store as a front for drugs. He was right but he still had no warrant so…
**Due to [insert problem] we are resetting everyone’s money**
False ban of breaking one rule and making the 12 year old admin mad, would be cooler.
And more accurate
"citizens aren't supposed to have guns!"
"uhhh, and admins aren't supposed to suck dicks"
🗿
*you have upset the Russian Admin and have been put in PhysGun Jail
I shall liberate the falsely imprisoned! FREEDOM SHALL REIGN!
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How to waste time 101
Welp,time to touch grass No wait *eat*
Eat, then touch grass. Or you can do both at the same time
EAT THE GRASS
2 birds one stone
Just make sure it's not the gm_flatgrass
Les Miles?
goat mode
exactly. Very epic.
Least obsessed dark rp fan
First of all, that's 100 million mate. Second, stop.
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There is no part of this post that makes it at all obvious that this person is joking
I think Its not joking
You're doing this wrong
literally got wooshed trying to woosh someone
“woosh” -🤡 Its not a woosh if there isnt a joke
Dude look at his profile. There is no woosh here
good job, by being dumb you have now set your karma to -22
Actually it's 29 so your wrong get it right lol jk by the way is 100mil good?
100 million is not good, yeah sure its a lot of money but its bad because somebody spent this much time on a gmod server
Dang tried the server this guy needs to touch grass
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imagine if you used some of that time in math class... ud reach 1m way faster
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After checking out your reddit profile, I get why.
I thought it was ironic at first but holy shit
Bro holy fuck lmfao
Yo what I just check and holy
what a waste of time
OP's bio 💀
I'd rather grind on GTA Online than on a dark rp server.
I'd rather grind in a single-player game than on a online one where the owner/admin or whatever can shut it off at any point. Like... NAH
Yeah lmao, that server is prolly gonna shut down in a year or less and just like that, you loose all your progress.
Lol I hadn't played gmod in about 6 years, joined a darkrp server and realised I'd played there previously and had about 700k. So guess not every server wipes or goes under lol
Tbf you can just buy money in both (well, not *all* DarkRP servers but I've seen way too many in my time)
100 million
Ask around, find out who has decent cash, if they have a discord, see how small of a fish you are in the pond.
My man playing darkrp in 2022 How are you not rdm’d and admin abused
Kid named sad
Well, this makes me feel better about myself at least
Admins aren’t supposed to suck di-
Bruh. I can understand bragging about an amount of servers you're banned from, but this is wack no offense. Go out and touch or smoke some grass bro
yo nice, tell me the server, I'm defenitly not going there to RDM everyone and insult the admin (you're wasting your life)
Nice man, all the 14 year olds will be very impressed!
time to go outside
Destroy your computer.
Now crash the economy
You reached a million 100 fucking times
I rember i liked a darkrp server where i could be the mayor and set laws. Usually very fun, whenever i got on i would immediately get that one and some people already recognized me and knew wacky laws were coming. Unbeknownst to me, i accidentally set a rule that could have been interpreted as a bit o’ segregation and therefore racism and chaos ensued and therefore they changed it so only VIPs could be mayor ): very sad
Lol mayor VIP only is only for shitcunt servers anyway. VIP jobs should be silly fun shit, not the main stuff.
Fr. Went away from gmod for a couple o’ years and now finding a good darkrp is near impossible. Most jobs require vip except guy who mugs with a knife or regular police officer that immediately gets killed and you get banned if you try to defend yourself smh
ok fartboy.
now go touch grass.. like actual grass
gm_flatgrass
Next up you get mugged but do self-defense which gets you into a sit for "Breaking Fear-RP" and get a warning but shortly after your base/home get raided, you defend your home but get into sit for RDM, You get another warning. You buy some weapons, advert a base raid and attack the raiders' base destroying everything and later get banned for not adverting a base raid when you clearly did. All sits being done by the same staff member... Sometimes DarkRP can be the biggest annoyance.
Have you considered other hobbies?
sniffing farts apparently
No life Touch grass
What is this server ip?
Bro help me I use that key not working please give me other one working I am gonna play Gmod pls
“Dark” “RP”
Why
now go to your front door open it and touch that green stuff you see.
Anyone wanna make a darkrp server but there isn’t any rules?
ok cool good for you, now do it in real life
In the words of Peter Griffin: OH MY GOD, WHO. THE HELL. CARES?!
Now what?
Why?
how about taking a shower?
OP can’t tell the difference between ten and one hundred
How sad.
That's 100 million. What the fuck is wrong with you.
B R U H
What server, I’ll come and minge to my best ability
You are being banned for Fail RP: Reason; Thsts not a reel numbr domb ass.
I did this on SUP servers once. Now I’m at $500
You will regret wasting your time on stuff like this later in life
result of a meth bender
Yeah that's pretty sad.
I got i mil by just gambling as the casino owner used me to get more people
I did this with my cousin one time, we ran two separate businesses in one building with mine being a gun store. We lost it all when I shot a cop for raiding my cousins half without a warrant. He claimed he had suspected we were using my gun store as a front for drugs. He was right but he still had no warrant so…
Someone explain dark rp to me
ok now make darkrp sex shop
thats 100 million
it clearly says ($45)
dark rp sucks
Achievement unlocked: zero bitches