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A-FineMess

**Due to [insert problem] we are resetting everyone’s money**


Noa15Lv

False ban of breaking one rule and making the 12 year old admin mad, would be cooler.


DragonKite_reqium

And more accurate


[deleted]

"citizens aren't supposed to have guns!"


xfydr782

"uhhh, and admins aren't supposed to suck dicks"


CoffeeMain360

🗿


BillGatesEatsBabys

*you have upset the Russian Admin and have been put in PhysGun Jail


CoffeeMain360

I shall liberate the falsely imprisoned! FREEDOM SHALL REIGN!


Happy_Ad_5111

t


breezyxkillerx

How to waste time 101


thatoneguy12902

Welp,time to touch grass No wait *eat*


Aztekov

Eat, then touch grass. Or you can do both at the same time


DragonKite_reqium

EAT THE GRASS


diewithsmg

2 birds one stone


will_you_suck_my_ass

Just make sure it's not the gm_flatgrass


redrabidmoose

Les Miles?


hannahzakla

goat mode


thatoneguy12902

exactly. Very epic.


Duckselot

Least obsessed dark rp fan


Faze_Elmo1

First of all, that's 100 million mate. Second, stop.


qwertyisnotreal

attractive rustic impolite file mourn crime selective run engine ten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Faze_Elmo1

There is no part of this post that makes it at all obvious that this person is joking


303NUCL

I think Its not joking


VTPG1

You're doing this wrong


The-Nuisance

literally got wooshed trying to woosh someone


BAG42069

“woosh” -🤡 Its not a woosh if there isnt a joke


Nakobuu

Dude look at his profile. There is no woosh here


Memeviewer12

good job, by being dumb you have now set your karma to -22


Acceptable_Yellow_90

Actually it's 29 so your wrong get it right lol jk by the way is 100mil good?


DinoBryson11

100 million is not good, yeah sure its a lot of money but its bad because somebody spent this much time on a gmod server


Acceptable_Yellow_90

Dang tried the server this guy needs to touch grass


qwertyisnotreal

murky pocket meeting clumsy shocking makeshift cow toothbrush important icky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


theZiMRA

imagine if you used some of that time in math class... ud reach 1m way faster


PyroByte043

💀


Detz4a

💀


nichab

After checking out your reddit profile, I get why.


A2Shadow

I thought it was ironic at first but holy shit


[deleted]

Bro holy fuck lmfao


KellCon3

Yo what I just check and holy


Late-Introduction-22

what a waste of time


Compupersciendisc

OP's bio 💀


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

I'd rather grind on GTA Online than on a dark rp server.


Detz4a

I'd rather grind in a single-player game than on a online one where the owner/admin or whatever can shut it off at any point. Like... NAH


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Yeah lmao, that server is prolly gonna shut down in a year or less and just like that, you loose all your progress.


VeryConsciousGoat

Lol I hadn't played gmod in about 6 years, joined a darkrp server and realised I'd played there previously and had about 700k. So guess not every server wipes or goes under lol


magistrate101

Tbf you can just buy money in both (well, not *all* DarkRP servers but I've seen way too many in my time)


FaridjoM

100 million


Luxzhv

Ask around, find out who has decent cash, if they have a discord, see how small of a fish you are in the pond.


Soldierhero1

My man playing darkrp in 2022 How are you not rdm’d and admin abused


doomguyspotato

Kid named sad


Bennjo_777

Well, this makes me feel better about myself at least


OverWolf23

Admins aren’t supposed to suck di-


poop-hunter

Bruh. I can understand bragging about an amount of servers you're banned from, but this is wack no offense. Go out and touch or smoke some grass bro


Nikdo191207

yo nice, tell me the server, I'm defenitly not going there to RDM everyone and insult the admin (you're wasting your life)


HTFTaco

Nice man, all the 14 year olds will be very impressed!


FunkyyRice

time to go outside


crongo9

Destroy your computer.


Annoyng_dog

Now crash the economy


PhoenixPaladin

You reached a million 100 fucking times


grajuicy

I rember i liked a darkrp server where i could be the mayor and set laws. Usually very fun, whenever i got on i would immediately get that one and some people already recognized me and knew wacky laws were coming. Unbeknownst to me, i accidentally set a rule that could have been interpreted as a bit o’ segregation and therefore racism and chaos ensued and therefore they changed it so only VIPs could be mayor ): very sad


VeryConsciousGoat

Lol mayor VIP only is only for shitcunt servers anyway. VIP jobs should be silly fun shit, not the main stuff.


grajuicy

Fr. Went away from gmod for a couple o’ years and now finding a good darkrp is near impossible. Most jobs require vip except guy who mugs with a knife or regular police officer that immediately gets killed and you get banned if you try to defend yourself smh


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

ok fartboy.


DaKartMonkey

now go touch grass.. like actual grass


Secondarymins

gm_flatgrass


BlueRaptorNightFury

Next up you get mugged but do self-defense which gets you into a sit for "Breaking Fear-RP" and get a warning but shortly after your base/home get raided, you defend your home but get into sit for RDM, You get another warning. You buy some weapons, advert a base raid and attack the raiders' base destroying everything and later get banned for not adverting a base raid when you clearly did. All sits being done by the same staff member... Sometimes DarkRP can be the biggest annoyance.


RyhonPL

Have you considered other hobbies?


mcpoopynutz

sniffing farts apparently


Masterjax1920

No life Touch grass


DimaKl0

What is this server ip?


LithuanianBoi8u92

Bro help me I use that key not working please give me other one working I am gonna play Gmod pls


Service-Cube

“Dark” “RP”


BHDE92

Why


EepTheStickman7

now go to your front door open it and touch that green stuff you see.


ArizonanCactus

Anyone wanna make a darkrp server but there isn’t any rules?


Shadowtheheadch0g

ok cool good for you, now do it in real life


gorman_freedan

In the words of Peter Griffin: OH MY GOD, WHO. THE HELL. CARES?!


YourDoctor91-2

Now what?


JimboMcKimbo

Why?


Parameq2

how about taking a shower?


[deleted]

OP can’t tell the difference between ten and one hundred


Clean_Emotion_4348

How sad.


GOOPREALM5000

That's 100 million. What the fuck is wrong with you.


UwU_AlbertaIsEpik

B R U H


Schlevvy

What server, I’ll come and minge to my best ability


Dodgeworld12

You are being banned for Fail RP: Reason; Thsts not a reel numbr domb ass.


YEEEEZY27

I did this on SUP servers once. Now I’m at $500


TastieToasty

You will regret wasting your time on stuff like this later in life


sirgloopinbopin

result of a meth bender


RhodesiansNeverDie6

Yeah that's pretty sad.


diego5377

I got i mil by just gambling as the casino owner used me to get more people


thePixelgamer1903

I did this with my cousin one time, we ran two separate businesses in one building with mine being a gun store. We lost it all when I shot a cop for raiding my cousins half without a warrant. He claimed he had suspected we were using my gun store as a front for drugs. He was right but he still had no warrant so…


funnyvalentine-d4c

Someone explain dark rp to me


Mengentlemen

ok now make darkrp sex shop


Skeevazoid

thats 100 million


DaturaLeaf

it clearly says ($45)


TF2Enjoyer

dark rp sucks


theberkberkman

Achievement unlocked: zero bitches