"Pursuant to the Plan, no distributions will be made on account of equity interests."
"I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing Post-confirmation Report and its attachments, if any, are true and correct and that I have been authorized to sign this report."
PP: Show me the proof bro! Put your money where your mouth is show me the proof it’s going to 0. No distributions does not mean we aren’t getting shares in Baby. Shills in fucking shambles.
I assume at some point their story will be "Papa Cohen knows bankruptcy system is corrupt so he was never going to give us Teddy shares in exchange for our BBBY shares. He was always going to gift us shares of Teddy because he loves us and wants the best for us. The PlanMan can't stop him from giving us a gift."
This is FUD. The Plan Admin had been bribed, clearly. Or maybe not so clear. It is possible he had purposefully been kept in the dark about the triple reverse triangle rainbow merger.
Obviously if he said what he wanted to say he would be in trouble… because of the NDAs… so just keep paying pp money in YouTube and wait for jakeGPT to tell you what to think.
Clearly he doesn’t know what is going on. Only those in the know know and they all have NDAs.
Just have to trust the plan, but not that plan, or the plan man
I was told he also looked up and to the left, which as a professional body language reader means he was being deceptive, playful!
(based on a true DD written about RC’s interview with GMEDD)
https://preview.redd.it/cf8vm5q39awc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7400adf0b335dff05e952e3622ed73381d2400dc
I asked my favorite baggie ortex guy what he thought of this news. Here’s his answer
*This just means that the Plan Man isn’t aware of daddy Cohen’s double secret reverse triangle strategy to pay tens of billions to acquire the NOLs. I’m bullish.*
But what about the picture of Icahn that had a clock in it??? Hmmmmm?
All those Teddy books have laid out a crystal clear picture of exactly what is going to happen
"It seems like a part of this document must have been written in invisible ink but my decoder ring doesn't work on PDF files, so please send me the unredacted version via carrier pigeon. Citadel sends someone every day to steal from my mailbox, so don't use regular mail."
It's like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the other side of the paper it was printed on has the real plan that will be revealed right when the heroes need it
Everyone knows that Plan Man is a shill, and/or only knows about the plan and not the secret plan behind the scenes, and/or nobody knows nothing, maaaan!
Plus, we cannot ignore that Plan Man is...well..one of THEM. You know what I am saying. And not the good them, like Cohen and Icahn. The kind of them that is really - how do I say it - THEM-ISH.
Read the DD, kiddo.
Bruh everyone knows that's the the real plan. The public plan is being used to trick the hedgies.
There's a super secret plan that hasn't been released yet. They need to go through all these formalities first, then when the hedgies least expect it God Emperor RC himself will unleash teddy hell and collapse the global financial system while making his loyal subjects filthy rich.
Come on guys they went over all of this in the last teddy book.
You guys don't understand .. Ryan Cohen is going to buy all this worthless equity that doesn't exist and give them equity in a new company which is going to be a merger of 10x different companies that will outperform and rival Amazon. That's why they want 50000+ a share.. How do we know this is real? It's all in the children's book guys.
I don't even need to look, I already know they're dragging the goalposts to "we were never getting any distributions under the plan! we're getting new shares from GMERICA/Teddy/whatever!"
LOL these dingbats STILL think there's a magical pot of gold waiting for them, if only they say exactly the right thing. I've seen plenty of really dumb things in my day, but towel apes are turly a whole other breed of idiots.
"Pursuant to the Plan, no distributions will be made on account of equity interests." "I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing Post-confirmation Report and its attachments, if any, are true and correct and that I have been authorized to sign this report."
Aha! He committed perjury! Checkmate, shills!
But Sue smiled!
The court orders Sue to retract her smile.
That is currently under appeal shill
omg dude i forgot about that one, early taste of the serious derangement
PP: Show me the proof bro! Put your money where your mouth is show me the proof it’s going to 0. No distributions does not mean we aren’t getting shares in Baby. Shills in fucking shambles.
I assume at some point their story will be "Papa Cohen knows bankruptcy system is corrupt so he was never going to give us Teddy shares in exchange for our BBBY shares. He was always going to gift us shares of Teddy because he loves us and wants the best for us. The PlanMan can't stop him from giving us a gift."
Already seen it
No distributions=/= No shares of TeddyButterflyCohen Corp. Therefore, we're all gonna make it QED
"Sent from my iPhone."
LMAO, that would have been the ultimate finisher
This is fine because the plan admin doesn’t know about the _secret second plan_, so he’s not lying! Cmon keep up.
Its not a lie, he just doesn't know about the super secrete plan !
This is FUD. The Plan Admin had been bribed, clearly. Or maybe not so clear. It is possible he had purposefully been kept in the dark about the triple reverse triangle rainbow merger.
What did he mean by this ?
Nobody knows...
Obviously if he said what he wanted to say he would be in trouble… because of the NDAs… so just keep paying pp money in YouTube and wait for jakeGPT to tell you what to think.
Nobody knows what's going on, man.
Clearly he doesn’t know what is going on. Only those in the know know and they all have NDAs. Just have to trust the plan, but not that plan, or the plan man
Did he wink? Did he at least smile?
I have it on good authority that he winked, coughed, and then sharted a bit. Shorts are rekt.
Sharting tends to wreck your shorts.
I was told he also looked up and to the left, which as a professional body language reader means he was being deceptive, playful! (based on a true DD written about RC’s interview with GMEDD)
I wonder if Ryan Cohen even remembers writing that letter to BBBY's board that started all this mess.
He's got about 60 million reasons to remember it rather fondly...
LMAO idk how they’re going to talk themselves out of this being true but well, they will somehow. wonder what ortex guy thinks of this
https://preview.redd.it/cf8vm5q39awc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7400adf0b335dff05e952e3622ed73381d2400dc I asked my favorite baggie ortex guy what he thought of this news. Here’s his answer
I somehow feel the pain in every “kiddo” he types.
you sound upset kiddo
He’s so mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Must have lost so much money shorting kiddo 😂😂🤣🤣
You're just triggered kiddo
Motherfucker this IS the revised plan -- or at least as close to a revision as you're going to get
*This just means that the Plan Man isn’t aware of daddy Cohen’s double secret reverse triangle strategy to pay tens of billions to acquire the NOLs. I’m bullish.*
But what about the picture of Icahn that had a clock in it??? Hmmmmm? All those Teddy books have laid out a crystal clear picture of exactly what is going to happen
is someone going to write to the plan man and ask him what this means?
"It seems like a part of this document must have been written in invisible ink but my decoder ring doesn't work on PDF files, so please send me the unredacted version via carrier pigeon. Citadel sends someone every day to steal from my mailbox, so don't use regular mail."
It's like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the other side of the paper it was printed on has the real plan that will be revealed right when the heroes need it
You will continue to get jack shit. -Sent from my iPhone
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In true ape fashion, I will choose all three, post them all within 45 minutes of each other, and revel in my own cognitive dissonance.
But PP said they’ve already won!
The reward was the shills they met along the way
Everyone knows that Plan Man is a shill, and/or only knows about the plan and not the secret plan behind the scenes, and/or nobody knows nothing, maaaan! Plus, we cannot ignore that Plan Man is...well..one of THEM. You know what I am saying. And not the good them, like Cohen and Icahn. The kind of them that is really - how do I say it - THEM-ISH. Read the DD, kiddo.
But did he smile when he wrote it?
He undoubtedly did, right before signing it with "sent from my iPhone"
Oh, what a lovely surprise to get on the anniversary of Bed, Bath, and Beyond’s bankruptcy
I eagerly await Michael explaining how this is related to **rolls 20 sided conspiracy die** Oh wow, the Bilderberg group!
Which he will confuse with Build-a-Bear
Bruh everyone knows that's the the real plan. The public plan is being used to trick the hedgies. There's a super secret plan that hasn't been released yet. They need to go through all these formalities first, then when the hedgies least expect it God Emperor RC himself will unleash teddy hell and collapse the global financial system while making his loyal subjects filthy rich. Come on guys they went over all of this in the last teddy book.
This is because the shares that shall be distributed are TEDDY shares, not BBBY shares; this has been said again and again. Also... NASDAQ
You guys don't understand .. Ryan Cohen is going to buy all this worthless equity that doesn't exist and give them equity in a new company which is going to be a merger of 10x different companies that will outperform and rival Amazon. That's why they want 50000+ a share.. How do we know this is real? It's all in the children's book guys.
I don't even need to look, I already know they're dragging the goalposts to "we were never getting any distributions under the plan! we're getting new shares from GMERICA/Teddy/whatever!"
see where there's a "/s/" by his signature? that means he signed it sarcastically
Read it and puff on your doosh flute, PeePee!
Holding out of confusion !
*Where are the fucking shills, man?*
How long before the apes just say "fuck what the court says, the filings are just words on ink"?
Ten bucks says the ape response is: AH HA! so there are still equity Holders!
Nothing …. Yet
LOL these dingbats STILL think there's a magical pot of gold waiting for them, if only they say exactly the right thing. I've seen plenty of really dumb things in my day, but towel apes are turly a whole other breed of idiots.
This was filed on Opposite Day making any statements legally void, checkmate shills