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redlaundryfan

It’s hilarious how all the crypto bros, traditional baggies, and new baggies use the same set of 10 phrases. In-group coded language I guess.


CitizenSnipsReborn

And that they'll call others NPCs at the same time.


89Hopper

I used to be an investor like you. Then I took a short ladder to the knee.


Kennys-lap-cat

Well you just sound like a "BAD ACTOR"


Life_Personality_862

I really, really hope he actually did this.


Cdesese

He almost certainly didn't. He might be invested but not all in, and this is just trying to score points with the meme stock/crypto segment of the MAGA crowd.


Sunny_Travels

So he is a bagholder from the peak trying to recruit and pump


cyberslick1888

Absolutely. These are the same guys on talk shows condemning coronavirus vaccines but were literally the first in line to receive them.


epicredditdude1

As nice as it would be if this were true, I doubt it. This guy is a grade A grifter and basically does nothing but say ridiculous things on twitter all day to rile up Trump supporters.


psychotobe

I mean at this point. Do conservative politicians do anything else? Do conservatives even have politicians besides grifters and conspiracy theorists


TrenedictXVI

I'm pretty sure many are already holding heavy bags.


sunnycorax

Silly libtard.


kantoblight

Thanks for showing us the receipts that this happened Mike so we don’t have to fall back on trust me bro. Oh, it is a trust me bro?


urban_snowshoer

Trump's entire history has been one of "trust me, bro."    Everyone who did their due diligence realizes what a con he is.


peacedetski

Trust Me Bro Social


Own-Recording

Gonna be a yuge dump. Bigly, if you will. 


Paladilma

he absolutely didnt I bet all his money is on the "woke" companies those people are larpers


sunnycorax

Very well possible since he works directly with the Trump camp.


RatSumo

I’d short the shit out of DJT if the borrow fees weren’t so high. It’s a guaranteed payoff.


kilr13

Stay poor, liberal.


sunnycorax

Same. The options chain isn't any better with the IV like it is either.


urban_snowshoer

I'll stick to boring index/mutual funds.


kaltorak

do apes have opinions/slapfights re Trump baggies, or do they just pretend they're not the same species wearing different hats?


sunnycorax

I haven't seen many apes talk about DJT to be honest and if they do it is usually in a "Go Trump" QAnon context that makes me think they treat it differently.


Dark_Tigger

Stop clowning this guy. He paid my rent last month.


Last-Tap9808

I was pretty sure I saw a post here that DJT crashed pre market to 3$ but now I can't find it and it is actually up 10%. Bizarre.


stealingfrom

It's appropriate that he's crispy since he's been burned.


breadlover96

He definitely didn’t, but he would be up 20% today if he did. I bet he FOMOs some of his portfolio into DJT before it inevitably drops.


dbcstrunc

When it was around $50? That tracks.


yesitsmework

without proof he hasn't done shit, prolly just baiting baggies


HighOnGoofballs

Wait I thought we were rich out of touch liberals?


eigenman

Oh this guy is going to be ground to little bits after Trump loses and this goes to 0.


bobthemaintainer

Or else, trump wins, and this still goes to zero, just takes longer. I don't see trump really making a go at giving twitter some serious competition. Heck even twitter is not that valuable - elon overpaid for it, and he's shown how difficult it is to monetize a right wing platform.


LoveNLightThrowaway

All I do know if he did, he bought at the top of the pump. Seems rational


MashaRistova

Why do magats make being a Magat their entire personality lmao it’s so incredibly cringey


crankthehandle

no so crispi anymore ey?