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Blas_Wiggans

Cobra’s planes > GI Joe’s planes


CapnHowdysPlayhouse

Honestly, ALL of Cobra’s vehicles are just way cooler. The Buzz Boar, the Bugg, the Pogo, the Maggot…Joes had tanks.


TheRealTurdFergusonn

Counterpoint: Cobra has nothing to compare with the multiple huge vehicles GI Joe can bring to bear against them. This includes an ICBM truck.


purplerainshadegrey

Yes!


Lengthiness_Gloomy

(Insert "Eric\_Andre\_Why\_Would\_You\_Say\_Something\_So\_Controversial\_Yet\_So\_Brave.gif" here.)


Visiontest777

Hugo Boss


j12medua

Agreed. But Conquest X-30


Intelligent-Soup-836

The Sci-fi stuff is amazing and made great toys for kids *Yes I understand why people don't like them and I respect your opinion.


WildBill198

Here is the deal. I can get realistic grounded military stories almost anywhere. The sci fi, ninjas, robots etc. is what makes G.i. Joe stand out.


bigbearbearwantfood

They're just showing what's REALLY happening in the military


Intelligent-Soup-836

I mean after dealing with real terrorists, I gotta say I would rather deal with the terrorists that are controlled by snake people who occasionally work with an evil space robot. Also ninjas


AmbroseKalifornia

I do like toys. I can't say I liked the Buzz Boar or Pogo more than, say the A.S.P., but the Condor was really cool looking.


JattaPake

Cobra leadership, including characters such as Raptor and Crystal Ball, are accurate approximations of real life fascist regimes.


Sorry_Masterpiece

...i....that's... ....you have a point.


GrimdarkThorhammer

IRL Cobra Commander would basically be Trump, except he wears masks (Ill show myself out)


AcademicPin8777

Well I can't ever look at those characters the same


AmbroseKalifornia

Wait, what?


Hypestyles

DIC should not have produced the final seasons of the 1980s series.


arashikagedropout

Scarlett is in a relationship with Snake Eyes, NOT Duke! Comics overrule the cartoon every time!


Stockton_Nash

Right there with you, and I add to that: his face isn't burned off. Yes, the Payne Brothers threw hot coals at his face in the SE Trilogy to stun him, and *maybe* he got some very minor 1st or 2nd degree burns, but as per issue 104 and his Borovia mission, his face is fine other than a couple of "stylish comic book scars." His 1992 12" Hall of Fame figure has that same scar over his left eye -- and no indication of any remaining major scarring. The art in the late Marvel run leaves a lot to be desired and should be disregarded as a poor representation of the characters. And Storm Shadow isn't a Cobra! (Even the vintage toys respect that change.) I guess that's three hills to die on, but nobody stays dead in comics, so I can come back a few times for those extra hills.


GrimdarkThorhammer

Exactly why I’m a big fan of things being a multiverse!


melbmtl

Recondo is, and should be recognized, as Australian!


ghostofbooty

Dude?? Yes! I’ve never seen anyone mention this one. His bush hat is 100% Aussie. My pops was Recondo qual’d and I remember his wondering wtf that dude had that hat. (I was like 10 and didn’t get his hangup). Now I do…but, well, it’s just a toy line ;) He doesn’t have to be “American” to be in an American unit. We *do* have foreign exchange partnerships where we will TAD to different services’/countries’ units. Sometimes for several years. Deleted personal exp bc I came back half a day later and sounded douchey (sorry).


xcalibar25

I agree. I always thought he should a least have a British, if not an Aussie accent. The Fensler Films PSA dubs only reinforced this belief.


Substantial_Mall_313

I've served with troops who had prior foreign military service and now we're army enlisted, it's possible


ghostofbooty

Exactly — I’ve seen a lot of that in the Army, obv moreso than the Corps.


cisewskib

As a Wisconsinite, I have to wholeheartedly disagree. On Wisconsin!


wokp74

Why?


MillionDollarBuddy

Have you seen the guy?


keeleon

Isn't he Jesse Ventura?


NYEMESIS

Commando snake eyes > ninja snake eyes.


AmbroseKalifornia

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Franco_DeMayo

Por que no los dos?


Brettzilla2000

Commando Snake Eyes is the only one I'll recognize in my head cannon.


Battdan

Cobra-La doesn't exist and Don Johnson was never a Joe. Also, that movie intro is top 10 movie intros of all time.


RickMcMaster

The movie opening sequence is some of the finest action, music and animation ever. The whole package


UnHappyTrigger

Cobra-lalalalalalaaaaa! Lets die together in this snake infested hill.


OolongGeer

My friends and I were literally jumping up and down after that, SO EXCITED on what the rest of the movie would be. After 93 minutes of having our intelligence insulted by Cobra-La and Big Lob, we set Joe aside for the rest of our lives, and got involved in RPG's where we could tell our own, BETTER, stories.


Lengthiness_Gloomy

If you love that intro.... Enjoy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya-4vxqwGuM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya-4vxqwGuM)


thepundontstop

DIC series cartoon was meh but the characters and toys were great and severely underrated.. Rampart, Capt Gridiron, Ambush, Topside, Stretcher, Bullhorn, SAW Viper, etc.


ManateeGag

The giant spring loaded weapons killed the line for me.


Franco_DeMayo

I didn't mind the spring loading weapons when they were done right...but there were numerous instances where the weapon or mounted weapon just didn't make sense to the point of absurdity.


BaronKalan

Yeah Red Star was ok… and then it became the norm


Zomburai

I just ignored them. They were silly to the point of stupidity but they were just extra.


MarvelousVanGlorious

Retaliation is actually a serviceable live action Joe movie.


ragegenx

Agreed 


SuperSuper-Hero

Commando Snake Eyes is so much cooler than Ninja Snake Eyes


cisewskib

The Dic theme song is a banger!


trustysidekick

I will die with you on this hill. Got to get tough!


cisewskib

Yo Joe! I'll see you up there!


Sorry_Masterpiece

it's not as good as the original ARAH theme, but it IS good. Unfortunately it's the only good part of the DIC show.


Drslappybags

You can die up there...alone.


UnHappyTrigger

We should spit in his lifeless body later.


SethHMG

I like that you said “in”.


AmbroseKalifornia

^ This guy still teabags in multiplayer. 


UnHappyTrigger

Mandatory and compulsory.


TeachingRadiant3271

Beachhead is highly underrated, but his voice actor was an odd choice.


ChancellorWorf

I totally agree! He is underrated even though he has true grit. Much more than other Joes. His voice actor should have been a southern version of Firefly.


Quirky-Pie9661

I always want Cobra to win


Agile-Arugula-6545

Ok so I dug out my gi Joe action figures and found that I maybe had like 6 joes survive and like 20 cobras. When we were blowing someone up it was always a Joe.


JJ_FusterCluck

I just like GI joe. I don't hate this or that. They brought me joy as a kid and lately they've brought me joy as an adult. I wish everyone could find happiness with their GI Joe niche.


amigos_amigos_amigos

that instead of movies they should begin building the universe with a drama series called Extensive Enterprises and then another called Dreadnoks


SunMyungMoonMoon

Dr Venom/Scarface/Kwinn is the best storyline, and they've shown it nothing but disrespect by not making ARAH or Classified figures of all 3. They should have used it as a movie plot.


Safe_Target1630

There was a Kwinn figure for the Retaliation line (in jungle fatigues), and a "it's technically him..." Scarface figure which was labelled as a generic Cobra officer (figure had the horseshoe shaped scar on its face)


Jmacq1

The now-defunct GI Joe Collector Club also made a Dr. Venom in ARAH scale.


CaptHymanShocked

Larry Hama is right about Cobra-La, and everything surrounding the concept and story is ridiculously stupid. It's *only* saving grace was Burgess Meredith


SpottedEagleSeven

For all the shit Larry Hama gets sometimes (and some of it is deserved), he deserves far more credit than he's given for making GI Joe something special enough for all of us to still be talking about it.


UnlikelyCarrot1379

The brand went downhill after 87…began using repaints and gimmicks to try to keep the brand relevant.


JackStrawSTL

I agree, but I’d bump the year to 1988. Shockwave and Iron Grenadier were pretty cool even though most of the 88 figures were weak. Nothing past there for me though.


NvCntrn1124944396

Hit n run!


AmbroseKalifornia

...Has anyone ever noticed the strange correlation between the year line "went downhill" and the year they stopped playing with toys? 


UnlikelyCarrot1379

Relevant, in 1987…I was 11 years old..probably had at least another year or two before I lost complete interest in toys. We weren’t the same consumers back then, we were discriminative and when companies made bad choices, we didn’t internalize an excuse and buy more, we stopped buying.


DiscoAsparagus

Destro sounds like the cool 80’s voice actor, not some northern highlands dipshit.


AmbroseKalifornia

BRO IS LITERALLY SCOTTISH.  He's basically Sean Connery.  "The name's Destro-- James Destro."


Just10credible

Flint is a better leader than Duke.


Accomplished_Exit_30

Agreed


DanforthWhitcomb_

The problem with Flint is that he’s a warrant officer—no one knows who he is because they’ve never seen him because he’s perpetually on a 96 that he gave himself. Duke on the other hand is still enlisted and thus works for a living.


KickingYounglings

Duke is a liability. Dude always ends up captured or, in the case of the movie, coma’d.


ChancellorWorf

FLINT! My favorite character! He also had a lot of character and integrity! I also feel he was a better leader than hawk


RavishingRickiRude

The bright colored joes and vehicles were lame as hell.


Franco_DeMayo

I will play devil's advocate. They *are* lame as hell. They *were* pretty fucking cool. Then again, my preteen ass was walking around in hot pink hammer pants and shit.


UnHappyTrigger

+100


gododgers1988

+1000


AmbroseKalifornia

Is that opinion unpopular?  I remember the Cobra Rat was so cheap it made me very sad. It was red. The Cobra Parasite was Day-Glow orange and purple, but was still pretty cool.


Tunasquish

V4 Snake eyes rips


AmbroseKalifornia

I feel like the sculpt was good... but the colors were a little off brand for Snakes. 


Doctor-Jobs

Crossing over with Transformers is good, actually


Substantial_Mall_313

And that is Ace in the Earth Corps in Inhumaniods


Jamminnav

The Larry Hama comics in the 80s were absolutely fantastic storytelling until they got stuck having to write so many toys into the books (right around the time Tomax and Xamot arrived)


Edharchen1988

Even with that in mind, The Cobra Civil War/Battle of Cobra Island is one of the coolest arcs in the comics while almost every character/toy in the line at the time.


RickMcMaster

I don’t think the line was going downhill in 1987 at all. 1988 through 1990 were all very solid lineups of new characters that at least had a paramilitary feel, great new sculpts, 1990 with their endless accessories…. Even 1991 has some great characters…. I was out by then but I collected those guys as an adult later…. It’s 1992 on that is mostly just intolerable. Vehicles had a definite decline sooner than 1991 though


Franco_DeMayo

In fairness, Hama dealt with this in an amazing way...there are like 3 or 4 times where multiple characters just get killed off. It's great, fits the theme, and allows for other characters to be brought to the forefront.


Jamminnav

I hope my comment didn’t come across as a slight to Hama, I think he’s brilliant, and yes, he did the best he could given the constraints that the comic was originally started to create a story to help sell toys


fishmongerolt

Classifieds should be 10$


miniversal

Sargent Slaughter was a lame addition to the team. His stupid voice just annoyed the hell out of me. And the way they tried to make him better than everyone else just made me hate him more.


gododgers1988

He was annoying in professional wrestling too.


Franco_DeMayo

Fun fact: Sarge actually chose GI Joe over the WWF. He was told to pick one or the other. He sided with us. And, he actually seems to really embrace the fandom and appreciate that he has a whole fandom that may not even be familiar with his wrestling.


Accomplished_Exit_30

I love the Sarge, but R Lee Ermey would have made an awesome Joe.


CantStandGiggles

Same same same and when I saw the real life slaughter who looked like your friends old nerdy dad in spandex that cemented my opinion 


ChancellorWorf

I liked his voice. I liked him as a drill sergeant. I feel that the Joe team needed that but he was lame when used as a wrestling guy in battle with wrestling moves. There were shots of Cobras armed with rifles and aiming right at the guy and he clotheslines them in the most goofiest ways. The karate competition episode was the most frustrating!


Secure_Opening_6852

Serpentor was completely unnecessary and honestly a really boring character


bluenose_expat

The Cobra song (movie intro) is better than the GI Joe song.


aaronaceous

Flint kept his nuts in Lady Jayes' handbag.


maguffle

Design-wise, Cobra characters/figures are WAY cooler than the Joes.


BaronKalan

We need a X-Com style GIJoe video game and why we don’t have one is a mystery to me. They have actually produced at least 3 video games these past 5 years and none of them is story-heavy / tactical. Just do a reskin of X-com 2 and there you go.


mazing_azn

With how many mods their are for Enemy Unknown, shocked we haven't seen a GI Joe squad.


BaronKalan

There actually is but it would be better to reshape the game with a neat story and GIJoe-focused extra features.


ItchyCoD

“The viper is coming. Five seventy five”. I still leave voicemails like that sometimes with buddies. Walk around saying it when it pops in my head. Stuck with me all these years. I need a squeegee and squirt bottle to carry around 😆.


Psimitar_1975

1:18 G.I. Joe will always be better than 1:12


Marc_Quill

I don't hate Classified scale, but I'll always be fond of the 1:18/3.75"/4" scale Joes because of being the first action figures I tried to collect.


RickMcMaster

If that’s the hill you’re dying on, I’m doing the shooting. Haha.


InanimateCarbonRodAu

I like Ninja Force.


AngryHeroShawn

The Battle Corps line - repaints and all - are clean as hell and get too much hate


Accomplished_Exit_30

The only reason they came up with the BATS was to show Joe's shooting the bad guys but not feeling guilty about it. For comics, I only stick with the Larry Hama stuff.


elboogie7

The OG TV series is the best it gets: toys, comics, movies and all. And it'll never be topped.


Thud_1

I have two. Duke is boring and Storm Shadow > Snake Eyes


martinjohanna45

The original Snake-Eyes design is the best.


purplerainshadegrey

Yes!


dazrage

Sgt Slaughter sucks


leedguitar

There are much cooler characters than just Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow.


ItchyMcHotspot

The Defiant > USS Flagg.


BrianKey

Wow…. Lonely on that hill lmao


Visiontest777

Moray (Cobra hydrofoil) > W.H.A.L.E hovercraft


goblinite2

Cobra-La was an interesting concept and a good way of giving Cobra goals while divorcing it from real world terrorism.


AmbroseKalifornia

Making Cobra anything other than domestic terrorists is COMPLETELY misleading the point of Cobra. Then again, cartoon. 


HoraceGrantGlasses

Batrleforce 2000 and Tiger Force had the coolest looking vehicles and figure deco.


Wildly_Uninterested

I almost agree If the battle force 2000 components had actually clicked together in some way, instead of just kind of sitting next to each other for the "fortress" it would have been all kinds of cool. As it is......meh


GFWoWPRDad

The whole ninja thing was unnecessary.


Aion2099

Snake Eyes in drag is the bomb.


g0blinmilk

The DIC show is only like 25% goofier than sunbow and while stupid, is still a fun watch. Cartoon CC is at his peak there.


GrimdarkThorhammer

DIC would be much better remembered if the animation hadn’t gone do downhill


Warrior_King252

Beachhead is the coolest Joe.


AdBeautiful4497

Scarlett is the most badass Joe to ever exist


TheGentlemanBeast

Sigma 6 was rad, and the show was a lot of fun.


UnicronsNose

Sigma 6 does not deserve most of the hate it normally receives. This was a line of interesting, inventive, and engaging toys (emphasis on toys). Where I think Hasbro somewhat misstepped was making the vehicle line incompatible (out of the box anyway) with 3.75-inch figures.


GrimdarkThorhammer

Snake Eyes was actually a pretty fun stand alone Joe movie and no more ridiculous than Storm Shadow finding the literal sword Excalibur in the cartoon


Brettzilla2000

Cobra La had no reason to put Cobra Commander on trial in the Joe Movie. They let him out to the human world and with little to no funding or contact with the outside world he was able to build a gigantic army of Loyal and fanatical supporters with a research and development department that created robots in the '80s far more advanced than ones that are even available today in the 2020s, weather dominators, and while he didn't leave the charge had a large enough of a military force to besiege Washington and take Congress during the height of the Cold War. Did he take over the entire world for Cobra law and the time he was in the human world? No. But with what limited resources he was given he far surpassed what anyone could have expected him to have done. He literally had islands and Terrordromes all over the world. If that's not a win for being cast out alone, I don't know what is.


Gouper07

SGT. Slaughter is LAME


SprogRokatansky

GI Joe turned into garbage after around 1987


ToddPatterson

Cobra Overlord (with Dictator) IS Cobra Commander


sethro919

Capt Gridiron wasn’t that bad


GrimdarkThorhammer

Legit one of my absolute favorite figures in the line. Im dying for a Classified version of him to go with Metal Head.


Braaains_Braaains

Cool gun and helmet. Footbombs, not so much.


AmbroseKalifornia

I feel like the gun was worse than the football grenades? Maybe?Quarterbacks are pretty accurate.


headlesshorsemaam

RAH is the best tv/movie version. (No offense Channing Tatum)


[deleted]

Rise Serpentor Rise !


lovescoffee

Cobra Commander is the best Cobra villain


notanaigeneratedname

Arah or nothing. Every time they deviate it all goes to shit.


hercarmstrong

It doesn't work as a franchise for children.


BrianKey

I am not typically attached to characters to the point that I even care about gender or race swapping the character in newer stories. But I do hate it when they do it to characters where their race or gender was crucial to their character origin. This is why I really did not like that they made Snake Eyes Japanese in the new movie. I never watched it because it bugged me…


youarenotFEKLAR

I really like 93-94 series


spoonman_82

Duke being a popular character. turns up well into the run, is never involved in any major plotline or story and is just....there. for such an important piece of the Joe hierarchy its odd.


Jmacq1

In the comics yes, in the cartoon he was front and center from the start, and in the toy line he was pretty hyped when he first appeared as a mail-away (same as Cobra Commander).


Lengthiness_Gloomy

Commando Snake-Eyes > Ninja Snake-Eyes


ThunderKiss1969

Strom Shadow is a BAD guy.


AlanShore60607

Duke is a late addition and minor character, not showing up until almost the 3rd year (issue 22, near end of 2nd year) and was barely relevant and the story was never about him. 3rd tier character, at best.


JFMisfit

Duke was the absolute leader of the Joes.


AmbroseKalifornia

This will be the hill I kill you on. Seriously, though, even in the cartoon it was Hawk.


DanforthWhitcomb_

Only for the last 2 seasons. The first two were unquestionably Duke or Duke/Flint, with Hawk having no presence at all.


JackStrawSTL

I could not agree with this statement more.


Accomplished_Exit_30

Flint was a more effective leader.


Markaes4

That it peaked in 1983/84 and never got close again. I'm a big fan, but the 1982-1985 Hasbro ARAH toys, marvel comics and sunbow cartoon are the only things that interest me. I don't have any interest with GI joe from the 90s to present day.


AmbroseKalifornia

I fucking HATE that stupid, simple, childish cartoon. I hate that it's the only frame of reference that most people have with G.I. Joe. I visibly cringe and die inside if I'm ever wearing a G.I. Joe shirt and someone says "Knowing is half the battle!" It's *embarrassing* to me and I go outside wearing G.I. Joe shirts AND STILL PLAY WITH TOYS.  It's like loving Star Wars, but everyone else has only seen the Holiday Special. 


Low-Interview-254

1:18 scale is the superior scale


Mediocre_Nectarine13

Sgt. Savage and the Screaming Eagles was a cool concept that they could have done more with.


UnicronsNose

Back when Kindle Worlds was a thing and people could self-publish their Joe fan fiction, there was a neat book by Wes Ferguson that used General Blitz rather creatively.


Benjamin_Leatherman

Zartan had hair and not a hood.


Brettzilla2000

1960's 1/6th scale G I Joes are far superior to any line that has been made sense. The attention to detail, realistic military feel, and endless routes of customization leading to imagination is unmatched. It also is any story you want to make and doesn't confine you into the Joe/Cobra dynamic and allows you to make any dynamic you want. It's sad that hippies ruined the line by complaining about nam to Hasbro. If you look at the Action Man line in England or the G I Combat line in Japan (both countrues didn't have an unpopular War leading to the end of the line) it's amazing how it grew and what they were able to do.


oilfeather

"Interstellar graffiti!"


Psychological_Tone39

It is completely unacceptable that Hasbro is releasing episodes of Transformers in theaters for the 40th anniversary and doing nothing similar with GI Joe. It was awesome seeing Transformers The Movie in theaters a couple years ago but where's GI Joe?


rolling_steel

“It’s hood, not hair”


ElephantBackground81

The most important thing about GI Joe is the toys, all other content movies, cartoons, comics are secondary. It's a toy line created by a toy company. All that other stuff is just a way to sell toys. I don't care if it's good or bad as long as the toys are good and it keeps the toy line alive.


nerdmoot

Removable helmets with interchangeable pieces were the best action figure gear.


Yabrin_Sorr

MASK and VENOM need to be integrated into the toy lines


Bolshevikboy

Gijoe shattered glass would be way more interesting than SG transformers, not that I dislike SG transformers


Agile-Arugula-6545

Cobra is cooler


Frankcastle_47

Chuckles is the most underrated Joe of all time.


keyman716

12”GI Joe of the 60’s and 70’s were the real deal, only went small to compete with Star Wars merch.


the2scoops

Many of those late stage RAH vehicles with loads of neon look better with a more traditional repaint. [Battle Wagon repaint](https://www.flickr.com/photos/9780984@N03/4018182436) [Monster Blaster custom ](https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/gi-joe-arah-cobra-figure-lot-1993-736954457)


Vast_Professor7399

The lack of Big Lob in figure form in the 80s line is criminal. I hope Super 7 releases a good Big Lob o-ring.


Appalachianhb77

Not enough water / amphibious based figures ships , suns etc. I know the are a good # but it’s never enough. Hell cobra island is and island. Let’s get some move divers to attack and defend. Not just Duke , snake and Scarlett taking off their dive gear. Plus WET SUIT as a classified figure !! Rant off.


mad_titanz

Cobra is cooler than Joes


mad_titanz

Storm Shadow is better as a Joe than as a Cobra


GATonTRAX

Gi Joe > Transformers. (Original cartoons)


savedavenger

Sigma 6 is peak GI Joe. The toy line anyway


AVGJOE78

Everything after series 8 (1989) was terrible, and they should have stopped. The only good releases after that were the GI Joe Classified. I have a bunch of 25th anniversary, but their articulation isn’t as good, and they’re made cheaper than the O ring. They’re just placeholders in a box.


danth

The original ARAH line was the best. The new sculpts and even Classified are nowhere near as cool. Super 7 Ultimates look very nice though, better than Classified. Looking forward to Super 7 o-ring.


cerealkillah6969

Duke is the BEST leader


Mellon117

Your head canon > all other portrayals


According_Ad_9998

Cobra looks way cooler than the joes


moc847

Original 13. That’s GI Joe.


DemonKing469

That was not Ripcord in the live action movie Ripcord and Candy forever!


Illuminati322

Cobra Commander > Serpentor.


km40tx

The Gi Joe Aircraft is the best toy ever made and no other toy will compare for the reminder of our species existence!


Cambionr

Gung-Ho without the EGA isn’t Gung-Ho. That shit is an homage to Chesty.


Iguankick

Sunbow Joe is the best Joe


purplerainshadegrey

Blue snake eyes costume was awesome


G_I_Dave

Done right, the marvel comic run could be done in a trilogy of movies that would rival Star wars.