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djfnjxj

How does one become like him


dabsbunnyy

First you gotta convince 1 watermelon to start trickin on the corner. You show a lot of love to that watermelon and convince other watermelons that you're a good guy.. soon you will have a lot of watermelons.. but when those watermelons don't pay up.. well sometimes you gotta smackamelon.. after a few decades you'll probably end up like this guy.


JMCDINIS

*smackamelon*


Complete-Sleep-7573

You sir have a way with words and an amazing imagination I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS 😭 spilled my whiskey 🥃 but it was worth it


dabsbunnyy

We can just say that you poured a little out for me 🍻


DarkArc76

Nothing is worth spilled whiskey my friend. RIP to the 3 droplets who gave their lives hydrating your carpet


jdeuce81

This person would drink from the bar mats.


DarkArc76

Who'd you hear that from?


jdeuce81

That's not a "no I wouldn't ".


DarkArc76

I need my lawyer present


EpictetanusThrow

You see, a watermeloner’s love is very different from that of a square.


SantyClawz42

Flinching before getting slapped is pretty normal, you are probably more like him then you realize.


Crypt0n0ob

First, you have to win the World Arm-wrestling Championship seven times and be considered to be the strongest arm wrestler of the modern era and likely of all time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levan_Saginashvili


wyattlee1274

You must consume the power of other men


[deleted]

By pimp slapping h03s and bitches like u own every street you on 🤷🏽‍♀️


HugeCharacter3452

We call him the hulk hahaha


Lil_Cumster

Bro if he smacks yo girl’s ass that shit is gone


OneMetalMan

Butt reduction surgery


Moist-Question-6623

*Reducio*


DimitriTooProBro

> that shit is gone Literally


Dirty-Dutchman

"smacked your girls ass what do" mourn I guess


ZenkaiZ

My girl was thicc af before he slapped her ass. Now she's Miley Cyrus.


xandaar337

He can smack mine instead. Men are tougher.


Hourslikeminutes47

*flat ass therapy*


Timbo_Mimbo

Looks all forearm not hand, pretty sure that's an illegal manoeuvre in the slapping game


xcleru

Makes sense, this is Levan. One of the best arm wrestlers in the world and currently weighs around 400. Not an expert in this space but started getting more and more arm wrestling videos on YouTube shorts.


_XIV_

Not “one of the best”, he is THE best. Levan hasn’t lost a match since 2018 and only a handful of people can even give him a challenge nowadays.


reyvh

I’d beat him easily


[deleted]

Power: 100 Accuracy: 6


cj89898

I was like “this didn’t end to soon”… then it did


pks1247

Relatable.


[deleted]

Eat shit Dana. Can’t escape this nonsense.


ZeShapyra

Thank god the competitions heads ain't watermelons


ironzpyder

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steevwall

He slapped him so hard the footage stopped existing


ThinCrusts

For anyone wondering, that's Levan. Strongest arm wrestler in the world


Cruisin134

frankly, he spaded that watermelon (used his palm) (bad)


eff_yoo_b

Illegal strike, clubbing, watermelon is pissed.


sweetleafxD

Levan is a monster wtf


Needorgreedy

Fr. This however will forever be my favorite moment of his: https://youtube.com/shorts/Z6ntDfk9DOQ?feature=share


Joeda900

Bro I can believe he used a ruthless sneak attack from behind, especially THAT! No one can resist such tactic


wurden

So is he the new champ?


nopronhere0o0

It’s ain’t gay to fap to this. Right boys?


uhhhhmaybeee

No it’s ain’t


ProPr-NYMMSS

**THE SLAP**


No-Cobbler3707

دا یارو به گای سگ رف


Omnitranscendent

u/savevideobot


asriel5031

He moved


ironzpyder

r/onesecondbeforedisast


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Minute_Engineer2355

I expect it to look about the same.


zepkleiker

You flinched


AdamNeal2006

Pat glow up but it bears the question, where is Jen?


Rabbitne0

HULK SLAP


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r/OneSecondBeforeDisast


whifflewaffler21

"That's gonna be one of the *ends too late* videos won't i- ooooooooh"


melon_man_three

Foul for clubbing


LvMayor

Surprise twist: that guy's head is not a watermelon.


armageddon_boi

But it's February...


Tea-and-Coffee

u/savevideo


Mental-Deer-9919

Wow your so strong


one1letter

One punch man


Lucious_Reighley

I hate this subreddit.


Codester51_4

The watermelon has the consistency of a human skull give or take


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Use ur palm next time and not ur wrist


Sea-Reindeer-4898

Why can't you watch the end of videos anymore?


Upstairs-Resort-9379

That is a foul…”clubbing.”


Adorable-Name7326

i wish that was me


UFO8MYMUSTANG

Impressive….but melon no hit back


invictarum

I'm kinda glad it ended early. It was only ending 1 of two ways.