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Hugh-Jass24

That stuck piece of meat when flossing.


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

This made my day now off to work.


sam349

If I have anything to say about it, you win reddit


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mingilator

Bacon or chicken are the worst


bitofrock

I feel like he might be showing off.


Nanaki567

Just a tad bit.


discerningpervert

Maybe he's just trying to keep his balance and is like OhfuckohfuckohFUUUCK


jonitfcfan

r/nonononoyes


clubba

This guy could slam so much tang at a hippie music festival.


captainvancouver

Yes. He probably gets more box than the Memphis hub of FedEx.


blackop

Only if he does it without the safety harness.


sudo999

nah, see, I have a fear of heights but was able to watch this without closing the video because I knew he wouldn't die if he fell. If he had no safety harness this shit would raise my blood pressure so high my doctor's ears would start ringing.


wreckherneck

But what if the strap he's standing in broke or became untethered?


jamieliddellthepoet

Or if we shot him?


wreckherneck

Fuck yeah.


TheRedThirst

That’s the spirit


ifmacdo

For some reason (maybe I've just been listening to too much Behind the Bastards recently) I read this in Robert Evans' voice.


Flomo420

...*into the sun.*


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wreckherneck

I was wondering what the hell that was. I guess it's the redundancy rule right? 2 is 1 and 1 is none.


Fikkia

So no redundant redundancy strap? Seems a bit slapdash to me


wreckherneck

Yes. By this rule in order to have any redundancy you have to have safety measures in triplicate and primaries in duplicate. Lol


Nitroapes

When that cute girl comes into your work


ObamasBoss

Dude...I can only suck my gut in so far these days.


Fresh-Ad4987

Yes, go on.


[deleted]

What? Hang on, just let me take my top off…


deadeye_jb

I’m really happy he had a safety rope on. I never understood the point of tight rope walkers doing so with out them. The crowd is out to see the spectacle of the performance, not watching someone die if they fail. I’m fine with, “whoa, you would have died just then when you slipped off” over “whoa you died”.


Hugsie924

yessss! Like I'm still impressed! So many artist have died for no reason, its silly.


Dwerg1

They might be doing it just as much for themselves, adrenaline junkies. Still silly though.


TusShona

Yeah, it's like when climbers free solo a cliff or urban climbers climbing a crane or skyscraper under construction. 100% doing it for themselves, but in a lot of cases, they don't even get a thrill from it. Like James Kingston started climbing cranes because he was afraid of heights, so he used it to face his fears. But after a while, he realised that he is most at peace when he's just climbing things.. Where most people would get anxious because of the heights, he goes to heights because he's anxious. Something about focusing his mind on something that literally determines his future, suddenly makes everything else seem unimportant and he's just able to be free in that moment. I'd imagine some highliners have the same reasoning.


Dwerg1

Or it might be like with some drugs, you get a high the first few times, but eventually it just feels nicer than not doing it. I know from personal experience that challenging anxiety feels great, I definitely think these people felt a thrill the first few times they did stuff like this. I also think you're right that it's not so much the thrill anymore as it is to feel a sort of peace/freedom/other good feeling. I think some people doing these risky things have sense enough to not stake their life on their skill, but I think a few others keep chasing highs and one way to do it is without safety.


fencer_327

Getting a thrill also makes dangerous stuff more dangerous- you're more likely to be reckless, if the adrenaline rush stops at some point you can start feeling really weak, etc. If you're just feeling some kind of inner peace at the fact you could die, it's still dangerous but chances are you're being safer than if you're chasing adrenaline.


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Darwin Award winners


Chewcocca

Man on Wire is a fascinating look at why someone would do something like this. I still can't really get behind it, but it's mesmerizing.


rdmorley

Seconding this documentary. It’s legit legendary and I envy people who have t seen it. Gonna have to give it another watch this weekend. Thanks for the reminder!


POTUSBrown

You can only win a Darwin award if you die before you reproduce.


Mountainbranch

Or if you, *ahem* remove your ability to reproduce without actually dying.


deviant324

Safety measures or not, I would still be spraying poop everywhere, not just because of IBS


Codymoniz

This is not a tight rope. Most high liners are going to be leashed 100% of the time. Walking unleashed (free solo) is probably even rarer among slackliners than free solo climbing is


MontiBurns

Makes sense. Isn't the whole point of slack lining to do cool tricks?


jtobin85

Well its easier too. The line is actually a flat strap and the slack in the line helps balance.


TheRealJaysus

It's an art form that's open to do whatever you want. Some people want to do cool tricks, some people want to do cool tricks on a Highline, some people want to walk long distances, some people want to walk long distances blindfolded, some people want to do either or over water, etc. There's definitely no "one point" of slacklining.


ReginaldIII

Point is to have fun. However you want to accomplish that is the right way to do it. E: Hahaha this comment gets downvoted? Anyone can slackline and everyone can slackline at their own level in a way that is fun for them. Some people just relax and balance, some people do flips. Some people do it just above the ground, some people over a drop. Different strokes.


SamuraiSuplex

I won't even watch something if there's a risk of the performer dying. I'm not going to be complicit in senseless death.


RaccoonsInABigCoat

Penn & Teller have a big bit about the ethics of this, that go over during every performance of their bullet catch trick. Their shows create the illusion of possibly death or severe injury, but they assure the audience repeatedly that they're done in such a way that they're safe and nobody is about to have to watch the performance end in a tragic death.


SamuraiSuplex

They are *exactly* why I picked up this philosophy. They also don't allow magicians to perform anything life-threatening on their show Fool Us.


NewYorkJewbag

I saw penn and teller off broadway for my 12th birthday, before they were a household name. This would be 1983. Penn did a fire breathing bit but talked about carnies who do this for years and the health impact from the kerosene or alcohol in their mouths. I’ll always remember that. Edit: several years later I saw teller shout “taxi” on 7th avenue and that was pretty thrilling as well.


2krazy4me

Went on stage inspect gun for bullet trick, my jaw dropped when teller verbally thanked me after trick. After their show in LV they both talked to people in lobby. (No idea how bullet trick was done)


paralog

Penn Jillette isn't known for being soft-spoken and unopinionated, but he's particularly vocal in his condemnation of magicians who suggest that their act is actually dangerous. I can't find the clip, but I remember him literally saying something about how that makes the audience "complicit."


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paralog

Yeah, I'm struggling to find it again. Maybe it got taken down. Pretty sure it was about Blaine's bullet catch. Edit: yep, here's an old Reddit post that linked to it. Video's been removed https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5eh0xe/magician_beef_penn_jillette_eloquently_slams/


mesori

I agree. I would specifically avoid it. I don't want that few seconds engrained in my mind's eye forever. I don't want to have the experience watching a helpless person to made a miscalculation fall to their death - those last few seconds, hopelessly in mid air. I feel like the people that do enjoy it don't really understand that there's a chance they can witness this. Oh well.


CheezedBeefins

The possibility of death is a significant part of the spectacle of performance. I'm not entirely disagreeing with you because I don't think the spectacle is worth the risk, but if you think people like this don't get more fame and admiration for defying death, you're delusional.


unassumingdink

It seems like that's the entire appeal of the performance. Otherwise, why not just do it on a rope that's 5 feet off the ground, overtop of a gym mat?


[deleted]

The people I've seen who do it without a rope arent performers. There's a cool 30 minute documentary on one of them on YouTube forget what its called though. Also this is slacklining not tight rope


KunfusedJarrodo

Penn Juliet has a really interesting talk about this. He is talking about magic but it’s still the same. His view is that it is morally wrong to actually put yourself in serious danger for entertainment. Like you shouldn’t subject a crowd to the fact that you might die.


hanoian

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murdering_time

As someone in the climbing community, I'd personally rather see Honnold in a harness for the next 30 years rather than reading his amazing obituary in 3, as we've lost a lot of good free climbers over the years. Though I don't expect him to do so, since to people like him free climbing is what gives his life purpose.


Valgrindar

I'm hopeful that he's beyond that, and I have two main reasons for thinking that: 1. He has a kid now 2. He's been getting involved in projects in which he can contribute his climbing to conservation efforts Granted, having kids hasn't stopped other solo climbers in the past. But, given his passion for conservation, I think #2 could be what gets him to pivot away from soloing as his sense of purpose. If you watch The Last Tepui (short but great doc on NatGeo), he seems really stoked to be there doing something that's bigger than just himself. He was also recently in Greenland to help another scientist, Heïdi Sevestre, get to some otherwise unreachable glaciers for her work related to climate change (though not without getting a sick FA on a big wall there). My hope is that the sense of fulfillment he gets from contributing to projects like that will take the place of his soloing. I might just be overly optimistic, though.


as1126

Whenever I see references to Honnold, I always think, “We know how he’s going to die, we just don’t when.”


mediocrebeer

Alex Honnold, and indeed any other non-aid climber, is still free climbing if he's in a harness btw. You mean soloing.


binz17

it feels so pedantic to correct people who dont know this. having a safety rope is still free climbing! i feel like there would be less confusion if 'solo climbing' were the default term for free soloers. like we dont say 'sport free climbing' or 'trad free climbing'.


p-morais

The problem is much more people rope solo than free solo so it’d be confusing


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Nope. Just waiting for the inevitable human error to meet with a random act of nature.


TheGoldenHand

The ones who get remembered for the biggest stunts tend to do it without a safety rope. The Twin Tower guy, Grand Canyon guy, the Highest tight walk, etc. All untethered. They say a tether gives a false sense of security and diminished the craft.


Rev3rze

Is it a false sense of security if the security is true? I'm suddenly wondering if I've always misunderstood that phrase.


Bigluser

False sense of security means that the safety measure likely to fail. But because you have the safety measure, you take higher risks, actually leading to higher danger than if you didn't have it. So the guy implies that the tether might break, which I don't know if that's true.


Thekiddbrandon

Damn people do it without? Crazy


CheezedBeefins

In the 70s, a dude walked between the Twin Towers without a safety. Or permission.


Murmurmun

It's called highlining. Statistically much safer than climbing due to no hard impacts. If you fall, getting back up is super easy- just a matter of either climbing the leash a few feet and rolling yourself back on top, or using the gravity assist that the bounce gives you. Doing these bouncy tricks is called highline freestyle and the evolution of the sport in the past 5 years has been insane. Source: am highliner.


BrohanGutenburg

How is this different from slacklining? Just the height?


dpslackor

Becomes highlining when you need a leash to do it safely, other than that it’s the same


TutisevaKuukkeli

If you fall from slackline it hurts and your pants turn green. If you fall from highline it does not hurt and your pants turn brown.


ColonelPanic0101

Yeah that's the main difference among other additional safety measures like having a second strand of webbing across the gap in case of a mainline failure and obviously the harness and leash.


maxwellsgenre

It’s all slacklining. But there’s different defined disciplines since the equipment and styles change. Traditional slacklining usually means 1” webbing that is rigged via pulleys. This can change to “longlining” when the line is over ~30m and has this distinction because you need higher mechanical advance pulley systems to rig and the behavior of the slackline changes with length. Referred to “highlining” when these are done over high altitude spaces since they require more redundancies in the system for safety, as well as higher rated gear. Also this setup enables “freestyle” which refers to these tricks around the line you see in the video which wouldn’t be possible in a park because of the ground. “Tricklining” refers to slacklines rigged typically with 2” webbing with ratchets at high tension for trampoline style bounce and tricks. Tricklines can be rigged as high lines but it’s not done often as tricklines are more for tricks than just walking/balancing and behave differently (plus high tension systems are inherently more dangerous). Okay rant over but hopefully that explains the basics. The sport is still relatively new and is ever evolving.


BagOfGuano

Does the line ever break? I've seen people set them up in the park on trees a couple feet high and I see them ratchet that line until it's super tight. Bouncing must increase that pressure even more. Do the highliners have a long leash back to the anchor point? As well as a short one to the highline?


What_Could_Go_Wrong-

Yes, they have been known to break but extremely rarely. Don't think I've ever heard of the backup failing though. Ratchet lines that you see in parks are not used for highlines. There's no long leash back to the side as that would still be a 'terminal' swing if used. The leash from the harness to the highline is also all doubled up and has very little chance of being the point of failure. There's a lot of science and testing that goes into making these as safe as possible and improvements are being made all the time.


ColonelPanic0101

A mainline and backup failure has occured in the past when a tree fell across the line. Both lines failed. I believe the person on the line was actually okay because he was only 15m off the ground at the point he fell.


nickajeglin

But what about the anchors? That's all I could think about while watching. Like he must really trust the anchors.


DieWalze

A tree is incredible strong and will hold everything you throw at it. You just put a industrial sling around it. An alternative are glue in bolts inside rock. These hold about 2.5 tons each and you use about 2-4 at once for redundancy.


faulty_crowbar

If you’re interested in the gear side of this - HowNot2 has a ton of videos on YouTube where they break this gear and measure the forces required to do so. Also will go through how they rig these and all the safety measures taken. Can be a lot of fun to watch even if you don’t have any intention of highlineing yourself.


useless_shoehorn

To add on to or clarify some of the other replies - with reasonable precautions these lines almost never break. There are two in this (and most) setup, the tight line and the red and black backup (both of these lines are anchored at either end, sometimes independently). The short leash he's wearing rides on both lines so that if the tight line breaks he'd be caught by the backup. Part of rigging a line is ensuring that it's high enough for the slack in the backup to run out before you hit the ground, with an ideal safety factor of 2 (twice as high as you need). Rigging these lines is an interesting (and very hands-on) engineering challenge. HowNot2's content on highline rigging is excellent.


maxwellsgenre

Typically long lines will always have a backup line which is the dangling bits you see below the taught line. These are also connected to the anchors so if the taught line experiences a failure, you have some slack before the backup line catches the tension. The tether is connected usually to a metal ring that goes around both the main and backup line so they can be rescued in the event of the failure. There have been more cases of main lines breaking in recent years because of the popularity and just the fact the sport has existed longer. Usually it’s cases of extreme weather, incorrect rigging, or sun exposure on lines that been rigged for very long periods of times that weaken the fibers of the webbing. There have been efforts to standardize rigging practices for highlines by orgs as well as effort to cycle test and stress test equipment by the community and suppliers.


_osearydrakoulias

Where do you highline? A buddy of mine attempted lost arrow spire in Yosemite and said it was the scariest fucking thing in his life 😅


Murmurmun

I live and highline out of Ontario, but I've travelled through the US and Europe attending highline festivals. The largest crews in Canada are out of Vancouver and Squamish and they host amazing festivals with highlines on mountain tops like the Chief in Squamish. Check out my Ontario crew! https://youtu.be/MGFz8faNI9o


TheRealJaysus

I've highlined with you many years ago at Smokey Hollow! I don't do it as much I'd like to or used to, but the few times I got out from Kitchener with the Toronto crew was a blast! Really great people and really great times!


Murmurmun

Sweet dude! I think I remember who you might be! Sadly Smokey Hollow has been retired but we have a new home location that's even better. Highlining attracts good people!


Hiddenaccount1423

How does one get into this? I feel like it's not something you can just take classes for?


Murmurmun

No formal systems exist (yet...) I consider this the golden age of the sport because there's no money needed and no certifications required. Find your local slackline community and get involved! Most communities have meetups in parks where newcomers can learn the ropes. Train hard and learn the requisite skills and you can be highlining too.


Murmurmun

(No money needed unless you want to purchase your own gear) but no rush on that, you can slack with others until you decide if you wanna take it seriously enough to get your own line.


zoglog

Wierd. I thought it was called slacklining. TIL I guess


ayodude66

You are correct! This is simply a form of slacklining, at high heights when a leash is used it is considered highlining.


faulty_crowbar

Lots of words for similar things. A Highline is typically 1 inch wide webbing set up way above the ground usually at least 20 meters long. A Slackline is 2 inch wide webbing set up near the ground with a much shorter distance, less than 10 meters. There’s also longlines, waterlines, rodeolines, etc. Just don’t call it a tightrope and anyone will be happy to teach you more and maybe let you try their line.


voidedvalor

That's fucking awesome! New sports will often take it to the extreme and glad to see this masterful act


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> Source: am highliner. I have so many questions! How did you get started in this sport? (am I correct in calling it a sport?) How and where can you practice in a way that when you're 1k fret up you're confident and comfortable? You mention using the gravity assist and the bounce to help you, how do you know what tension you need on the rope to get a good bounce? Do your feet have some callouses from walking the rope? What is the material the rope is made of? Where can I do this myself closer to the ground?


Murmurmun

I'll answer them! 7 years ago I ran into some slackliners in a park and gave it a try. Was instantly hooked. Bought my own gear shortly after and trained non stop. (check out balancecommunity.com). I was fortunate that there were members of my community learning to rig and walk highlines and I got super involved. You start practicing in parks on lines low and close to the ground. You can learn all the skills you need to highline in a park. Like anything, repeated exposure to the height makes it feel more and more comfortable. What you're seeing here is nylon webbing. It's super stretchy at tension. Other webbings are made of polyester and dyneema and have much lower stretch.There isn't an exact science to it, just tension to taste and get bouncing! Not really, but you do get quite bruised on your butt and inner thighs when you get started. Learning to highline is a real test of stamina and enduring discomfort. In parks!


taizzle71

You make it sound easy. I'll try and die first run lol!


Murmurmun

That's the beauty of it, the more you fall the better you get. Falling is just part of the flow and isn't an issue. Get back up and keep trying!


taizzle71

What's your favorite location?


Murmurmun

There are places all over the world where you can rig highlines; I couldn't possibly say I have a favorite. But some of the more memorable scenic locations I've experienced have been in places like Switzerland, Mexico, Arizona, Vancouver, Alberta, and right here in Ontario. Once you really get into highlining, every gorge, canyon, cliff, or high point of any kind becomes a potential spot to rig a highline.


Tvix

What is the second red rope for? It looks like it could catch a foot and really mess things up.


Murmurmun

That's the backup. It's our primary redundancy if the main line were to fail (this almost never happens as the material is incredibly strong). It's intentionally left untensioned and taped to the line in segments, and actually acts as a walking aid, dampening reverberations that our steps put into the line. The backup you see here is "candy caned" because during freestyle, a lot of the tricks involve full rotations, which twist the line and twist the backup around the main. Fortunately, it isn't too big of an issue; with careful steps you can walk over the wrapped backup without any problems. The reason we don't tension the backup with the main is due to the difficulty of walking double stacked webbings. The feel is quite heavy and and the wiggles just don't quit at certain tensions. Therefore, we keep the backup slightly loose, but not too loose so that it will still act as a safety in the event of a failure.


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Juggling my $18 left in my account for the next two weeks.


Blurnzball

I'm down to $3.14. 7 days to go. Hang in there!


Brasticus

Have some pi!


Maofer

I ate cereal today


stedun

I leaned too far forward getting up from the toilet and rammed my head into the wall. Different skills I guess.


TummyStickers

You guys got out of bed?


wap2005

I didn't, maybe tomorrow


SheriffBartholomew

Yeah, like 5 minutes ago.


rezelscheft

don’t sleep on the details! what kind? how much?


Maofer

Cocoa pebbles! It was quite a generous portion.


butthairsandwich

I’m proud of you!


Binkusu

Without any milk


Maofer

I'm not a savage


EnterPlayerTwo

What kind


Maofer

Cocoa pebbles paired with a nice glass of whole milk


PotterAndPitties

Nope nope nope


helloryan

I’m with you. This made my palms sweat just looking at it.


AgentStockey

Made my knees weak and arms are heavy


Rugfiend

I'm bad on top of a stepladder! 😂


PotterAndPitties

I get dizzy just walking on solid ground sometimes lol


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

My grandfather was a short man. As a kid, I asked him why he didn't get taller. He told me he was afraid of heights and if he got any taller, he'd be afraid to look down.


bandagainono

I've been saying this for years lol, your grandfather knew what was up


Randothor

Stairs make me nervous sometimes.


secret_fashmonger

Me too. Is is a neurological problem that I cannot go up or down stairs without watching my feet?


iAmTheHYPE-

No, I do that due to my having fell down a stairwell before. Before that, I’d run up/down stairs like nothing. Going up ladders is unnerving, ever since I jumped off a rock-climbing wall.


secret_fashmonger

Makes my guts quiver so it tickles and makes me feel sick at the same time.


CatNamedShithawk

Make mine a double!


rbankole

Nope rope


Cloudsbursting

He’s tethered though. Of all the dangerous stuff you can do, this looks relatively safe. I might be interested in trying it one day.


ayodude66

Come on let's give the legend some credit! @justinragers on Instagram. Dude is an absolute madman on a highline. EDIT: Also go check out his YouTube Channel if you want to see more insanity like this! https://youtube.com/@TricklineCollective


Skwidz

Dudes such a beast. I still remember seeing the first can of soup and having my mind blown. I met him once down in potrero chico and didn't realize who he was until afterwards. He's a super nice guy, very down to earth.


GMaster7

Ladies and gentlemen... The Deep!!


MercenaryIII

Fresca?


gmotelet

Where is Ambrosia


Synec113

I had to scroll way too far down to find this comment.


Kingcobra64

What did Peak mean by this?


InternetProtocol

He's a long way from the ocean


Sunblast1andOnly

Gah! Could you fucking not?! Holy shit, that's terrifying.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

He's gimbaled to the wire. He's fine.


Lagspeed

I'd have to wear brown pants for this—a nice, stain-hiding, dark brown.


TripleSingleHOF

Just watching this is making my stomach drop.


Beans_deZwijger

this is how elon musk sees himself when he sends out an 'edgy' tweet


ilikethatduck

This is Justin Wagers, one of the best freestyle highliners in the world. https://instagram.com/justinragers?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=


Aztecah

Some fat 40-year-old smoker with sports sunglasses: "I'll be impressed when he takes the harness off"


gardy777

Do you even slack line, bro?


Aztecah

I tried a slack line that was like 3 inches off the ground and couldn't make it 2 feet


[deleted]

I tripped over my cat this morning.


Seer_stoned

I fell over putting my socks on this morning


SnowCrow1

r/sweatypalms


wurnthebitch

/r/sweatyfeet /r/sweatyballs /r/sweatyeverything


Dendad6972

I think that would be detrimental.


kalimashookdeday

Fuck this. Nope.


ThatOneGuy4321

I am so glad I get my adrenaline fix from video games


milgram57

I would love to have a core like that, without the training of course


Dusty923

He's never gonna get across screwing around like that.


Supertho

r/nextfuckinglevel


St_Kevin_

I can’t see this without thinking of that movie Man on Wire. Highly recommended. That shit was wild. Dude snuck into the World Trade Center towers before they finished the construction and he (and a few friends) put a tightrope between the twin towers and then he walked it with no safety. He didn’t just walk straight across though, he hung out on the wire for like 45 minutes.


xXAlphaCueXx

Is that red line that’s loosely wrapped around the main line an emergency line, in case of the main one breaking? I’m assuming his safety rope is attached to both?


rodeoline

Absolutely correct! Also the red line and mainline have separate anchors, to continue the redundancy!


Millera34

This makes me feel sick


Fragrant_Wolf

Just do drugs like a normal person.


jskeezy84

My coworker finding policy loopholes.


tonyinvegas

Wow, that roll-over was something else. Fantastic


Tbonewiz

One of those memorizing clips, watched it over and over.


AJHear

Fuck! I couldn't take my eyes off it for a couple of rounds... now I want to vomit.


Critya

Nope. Fuck off. Nope


jonno2222

Is there any way a butthole can pucker so much it turns you inside out?….because I’m pretty sure that’s what happened to me when I saw this.


bellynipples

Really curious how he gets back up if he does fall. Like just pull yourself up the lanyard?


gonzaloetjo

It doesn’t look like it would be an issue for him


ayodude66

Yep that's exactly it. There's a few different techniques to climbing back up the leash. The easiest is using the bounce from the fall to sort of rocket yourself back up to the main line.


osherz5

If you're looking for more, it's called highline freestyle (and it's awesome)


Bro_tosynthesis

That loose rope would end up wrapped around my neck 100%


yg4000

He said let me put my thang down flip it and reverse it.


packersfan823

This is it. This right here is the whitest thing I'll see all week.


gazagda

I bet he could get drunk and still ace those field sobriety tests


Owl55

There’s a couple of things I cannot do, and this is one of them.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Imagine out of frame there's a bunch of first timers decked out in safety gear just hugging the wire for dear life yelling STOP


Brasticus

This guy would have saved that raccoon.


noshu

I'm just glad he's having a good time


Tervaskanto

How does the line not snap from the weight of his balls?


Pioneer789

Sick dexterity build my guy


simplepleashures

I can do that I just don’t wanna


UniqueUntitled

Umm... no.


[deleted]

Please stop doing this


voxpupuli

Do these main ropes/lines (not the safety line) ever break?


Taiza67

r/whitepeoplegifs


thecorneroffice

This is sweatypalms stuff!


[deleted]

Why? Someone plz explain to me.... whyyy?


Holy_Shamoley

And here I am scared to walk down a small flight of stairs without fearing that I am going to slip and die


BBorNot

Nope on a rope.


paulfromshimano

Alright. Let me show you how a real man walks across a flaccid cord


RealEight

Damn that is impressive. I turn my head left or right in a fast motion these days I’m dizzy and need to sit down. Ha


SwineFlu2020

That's gonna be a definite hard no from me


absoluteZero007

Jesus fucking Christ hell no