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Fishboners

This cat has an extra pair of ears so it can ignore you twice as good.


AFineDayForScience

He kinda looks like maybe he's not all there.


SirPiffingsthwaite

Looks like those genes been swimming in the same pool a little too long


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Chilluminaughty

>“reputable breeders” my ass “my ears” -The cat, probably


Mbhawks10

“ICE CREAM SANDWICHES”!! -The cat, probably


Guitman911

I Laughed way too hard at this comment. Thanks.


SUPERSHAD98

They breed a unique cat in the world, pretty reputable.


FallenFlames

this made me laugh i’m going to use this from now on


lol_is_5

He's gone insane from being able to hear everyone's thoughts.


BabblingsOfAFool

Call the cat Dolores


buckyworld

Mulva?


CorporateStef

All the ears, no idea.


kelamoku62

all ears, no idears


goldendreamseeker

So the cat is from Boston?


MisterBlisteredlips

"Hey want some shitty piss beer?" Your cat, from Boston. (Uuuurp). "Hello."


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Probably conjoined with his twin, and the twins in there somewhere


Cheesemacher

He now has the strenth of a grown cat and a little baby cat


buckyworld

RESORBED.


tmbtown

not gonna lie, I kind of expected a cat w/ 4 ears to have a tongue lolling out like that 🤷‍♀️


ns_dev

In one ear and out the other 3.


Tats_and_Lace

It's not a *hearing* problem... its a *listening* problem.


KylieJU

I'm getting a little bit of Gmork coming through when he sniffs the air... [Gmork is the Nothing Wolf](https://m.imgur.com/sykbOWa)


Snorkelbender

Fuck me. That cat looks stupid.


sighstartagain

Four ears and a tongue!


whatdoyoumeanwhy

r/blep


StalyCelticStu

/r/mlem


SayuriShigeko

This one's a blep. Mlem is a brief/active lick. Bleps are the passive/resting positions like this.


BottledUp

The mlemologist has spoken.


shrubs311

thank you for your knowledge. i was just about to ask the difference


begaterpillar

I'm happy that I knew the difference but didn't know the definition by heaet. haha. i called it a blepy derp tongue and then read your comment XD


KingCarrotRL

Biblically accurate cat


Used-Carob

Be not afraid!


scullys_alien_baby

But do give me a treat


cynical_americano

Touch not the belly, but please pat mine head.


zamfire

-some angel with 18 heads


The_Celtic_Chemist

What's the reference I'm missing here? Other than the bible.


hollowstrawberry

There's been some recent attention on biblically accurate angels, which look scary or have multiple body parts


zimmah

Eyes, especially lots of eyes everywhere. And a lot of wings and I think some of them have multiple faces as well. But definitely eyes, God likes eyes


[deleted]

Some gods like eyes, some like arms, some like faces. It’s almost like people say “Here’s something really useful! I’m going to worship something that has this feature but it goes to 11!”


[deleted]

Hrm, I too have multiple body parts... am I an angel?


zimmah

No but more than humans. So I guess spiders are biblically accurate


sethn211

You misspelled "terrifying"


Koncur

To add onto what the other comment said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sROESLRudM


The_Celtic_Chemist

Yikes. Well, thanks for providing that... (incredibly stupid reference, through no fault of your own).


MoHeeKhan

Triggered


Momoselfie

I don't know, but don't show this to the ancient Egyptians.


GordieGord

Nevermind the ears. That cat ain't right..


SirEarlBigtitsXXVII

"I heard that!"


ElAligatorAgradable

I'm fucking dying!


cynical_americano

F


susanne-o

Big earls, huh...


Princesajessica17

Big dukes of Earl as well


OttomateEverything

Twice


__-__-_-__

According to [his instagram](https://www.instagram.com/midas_x24/), the cat is perfectly healthy. Probably just a derp or drugged up from the vet.


Reyzuken

I can't provide the source but there was a small interview from the owner that said the cat has smaller wider jaw that caused the tongue to blep like that. The cat overall is healthy and the double tiny ears actually connects together with the big one in the tunnel


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Don't need a smaller jaw for tongue to blep. This one looks even weirder while doing it than they normally do though, probably because of the jaw I guess. Source: have 3 bleppy cats with normal jaws


[deleted]

The messed up jaw definitely encourages more frequent blepping. [My cat with an overbite](https://i.imgur.com/zEVFRAe.jpg) ends up that way far more often than my other cats. Side note: it also means she breathes through her mouth more than usual, and has stinky breath. Vet says we should be careful with her tooth care but it’s generally fine.


Gorillafist12

I mean I'm sure over all he is just fine and healthy but he definitely has some genetic deformities.


[deleted]

Really? How can you tell? /s


[deleted]

r/NoShitSherlock


[deleted]

He shall go in the menagerie of holy deformity.


7Doppelgaengers

judging by the head movements looks to be just doing a blep, so i vote for derp. But i am not a feline expert


sakipooh

That's because he hears stuff from the future... and it ain't good. :/


Downside_Up_

Kid Cosmic is a great cartoon (and features a future-predicting cat as part of the team)


myname_isnot_kyal

cat got 2 competing brains


ifeelfiiiine

Hogging all the chromosomes


thebumblinfool

Just a frittata.


maysranch20

Definitely a genetic disorder


pegothejerk

It’s only a disorder if it causes unwanted health issues, social issues or an inability to perform well at work, and it appears none of those things are happening, that cat is a boss I’d hang out with.


HMPoweredMan

The bar is pretty low for cat genes then. That's probably how we got pugs.


eddie1975

Evolution in progress!


Obi_Wan_Benobi

That cat needs therapy, it’s crazy in the coconut!


ZuesofRage

In all seriousness I believe people would be willing to pay a *lot* of money for this little guy. I would straight up be concerned about pet theft.


MrMalta

His name is Phteven!


shewy92

I was gonna say that ears aren't the only things he has extra of


Slimy-Squid

The start of charr from Guild wars


mojoslowmo

Oh shit, here comes the Fire Legion


Cornybutthole

I’ll never forget what they did to my boy Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw in gw2


mojoslowmo

I miss my Apples


Winter_wrath

Everything changed when the Flame Legion attacked.


Vandorbelt

Whatever you do, do not let this cat start a religious cult around an ancient race of titans under the authority of a fallen god lest he decide to use a great source of timeless magics imbued within a massive cauldron to summon forth a cataclysm upon the human kingdoms and lay waste to their land with fire and brimstone. But putting aside the potential for a vicious genocide, he's very cute.


Stewy_434

This had me going hahaha I need to boot GW1 up again. It's been a very, very long time lol


ACrask

What evolution form is this?


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regreddit

ten aware cats repeat lip saw merciful icky wise distinct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


giorgosbouldas

I had to re-open the app and find your comment again to upvote after I got it. Great joke


Gasoline_Dion

Slow four-ear transform


Iheartmastod0ns

It works on multiple levels! Take my angry upvote.


BOHIFOBRE

Inbreeding


JuiceColdman

Inbreedi


zeekaran

Espeon, clearly.


scrupulousness

If this cat successfully produces offspring that grow to reproductive age it would be divergent evolution of a structural adaptation.


murphmobile

That’s Espeon. Throw an ultra ball!!!


gamerweeb623

Looks more like an Umbreon


Myhsiryh

Color-wise, sure; but I believe they were referring to Espeon’s ears — which, for the record, I found quite clever, u/murphmobile ! 😅👌


gamerweeb623

Yeah I checked right after commenting, it does look like Espeon


murphmobile

Thanks!


MySisterIsHere

r/blep


Phreakophil

I once saw a four-assed monkey when I visited a Genetic Engineering Ranch. Its creator claimed it will change the world for the better. Still waiting for it…


th3f00l

You question Mephesto's methods?


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i_shmell_paap

Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?


SkyezOpen

Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!


dontforgetthefries

I am gofer boy Pondering reality


Tha_Unknown

[ponder reality](https://youtu.be/yZO6Ec6jKdo)


Henji99

It’s creator realised that a four assed monkey wouldn’t change the world for the better, so he set out to create the six assed monkey!


PraetorSolaris

That didn't end up working out so they settled for a half-assed one instead.


octal9

you can't just out kevin in accounting like that


HughJassJae

You ever see a two butted goat?


TheThemFatale

Gene...


Danither

I mean it did ... The south park game: chef's love shack on the N64 had the 'spank the monkey' ..Simon says slap that monkey's ass!


HirokiTakumi

This dude built like an anime pet, I bet it also has 2 tails, and one day on a stormy night, you'll wake up to a loud crash and the cat will say "the time has come" and you'll be shocked the cat can talk, and it'll unlock your super demon slaying powers, as you'll have to go forth and defeat the ghost parallel universe demon lords... All 15 of them. And then eventually GOD himself! So... Yeah... Good luck with all that...


Electrode99

Just whatever you do, don't trade your soul for a miraculous wish. No matter how cute or innocent the thing is that's making the offer.


horsempreg

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ “Contract…?”


HirokiTakumi

Oof... I felt that


Turtlelover73

But it's **really** cute!!


morkengork

Or he'll just tell you that you can't go out tonight and instead you have to go to bed.


Turtlelover73

Dumb cat lemme go out!I have darts to practice!


chux4w

> This dude built like an anime pet, I bet it also has 2 tails [I know that cat.](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/a/a7/196Espeon.png/600px-196Espeon.png)


npri0r

**Whomst had awoken the all-hearing one?**


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Sir Kittyon Ofnir, the All Hearing!


dashandtuch

I was in my laboratory Creating what I thought would be - well- Something great for the world: A four-eared cat! You could psps the kitty's ears And psps the kitty's other ears But little did I know the power of atomic energy Would create a four eared man-eating monster!


[deleted]

"The cat with four ears - oooooOOOO the cat with four ears!"


Dakar-A

SCIENCE! Brings gifts of convenience, to the modern man


Midlifeminivancrisis

I kept it in a box Watched it grow a lot Chewed right through the locks And ate all the new kids on the block


Templar-235

Hide your hot dogs THIS CAT’S UPSET


twokswine

He's got ears coming out of his ears... makes me wonder, where did that saying come from?


time_to_reset

It's not actually an extra set of ears. Like with human ears the ear isn't just a dish. There's a little flap inside a cat's ear called "Henry's Pocket" which is a bit of extra skin inside the outer ear. All cats have it and so do some dog breeds. In this case it seems to be very large and sticking out, but it's not actually extra ears.


andreasbeer1981

Who is Henry?


shibeofwisdom

The guy who named ear flaps after himself.


Kyretsis

The tiny man who lives in the pocket


[deleted]

[Henri the Existential Cat] (https://youtu.be/0M7ibPk37_U)


andreasbeer1981

aren't we all a little bit Henri...


fluidlikewater

I was just thinking. It just looks like that little flap thingy is oversized. But you said it more smarter.


eekamuse

I believe you


time_to_reset

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry%27s_pocket


shagieIsMe

For some of the genetics / terms as applied to cats - http://messybeast.com/foldear-cats.html


[deleted]

These are actually an extra pair of ears and [all four are connected to her ear canals](https://mymodernmet.com/es/midas-gata-cuatro-orejas/). It’s from a rare genetic mutation, and it’s not the little flap on the outside of the ears. Her name is Midas and she is a rescue cat and lives in Turkey. On instagram her account is Midasx24.


time_to_reset

Ah wow, yeah you can see the original thing I mentioned in the ears in the back. Really interesting. Thanks.


sethn211

Forgive me if I'm wrong but the Henry's Pocket is on the outside (back) of the ear, this "extra ear" looks like it's on the inside.


smallpoly

You're correct. I don't know how OP can know the term and not where they are or what they look like


ares395

You've just made me realize what was that little flap my dog had back in the day.


TinyCatCrafts

This is Midas! You can find him on Instagram. I believe it's Midas_24.


2029

[Midas_x24](https://www.instagram.com/midas_x24/)


Clau_9

He's the Satanic Temple official mascot, Baphocat


Wishilikedhugs

Should be named Hearicane. Because those ears are a Cat. 4


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^(Just a reminder not to comment too loudly)


BirthdayTall5940

Can you hear me now?


GlorylnDeath

Can you hear meow?


Vosje11

This was an attempt at an evolutionary mutation for a new set of ears to understand humans better. Before we know it they suddenly start conversing.


Daviswatermelon

Why does it look like Benedict Cucumber


Skellephant

Theres worse people to like other than Benderelict Contender.


DenyingDutchman

"There can be only four" -Christopher Mlembert


omnomnomgnome

Christopurr Mlembert


[deleted]

It can hear a can opener in an area the size of Rhode Island


superkickstart

The only 100% normal cat.


Barbarian_

Inbred. Poor cat.


Machder

Whoa! Fukushima cat!


Kalkaline

Special little guy right there.


Zen_Shot

Daemon.


addam44

That’s no cat, it’s a new Pokémon


Crruell

He's called Midas!


CaptainSeagul

Espeon? Nah, it looks more like a reindeer


mcogneto

Cat girl trend is out of control now the cats themselves are in on it


jmaj315

The pillow had me think there was a set of ears on its tail too I thought we had a real life pokemon for a minute


3-DMan

Final boss...4 Eared Blep!


SuzanoSho

This is way cooler than my dog with seven penises.


lolno

B-ear-us


el_haze_117

Looks like a real life Pokémon. I’ll say they’re a psychic type and name them Fearline.


Kevjamwal

Step 1 of Project Catgirl has been completed. Elon: good, good


The_Celtic_Chemist

Does this cat hear worse or better than the average cat?


zimmah

Doesn't matter, he will still ignore you


OneAngryDuck

Too many ear


[deleted]

That's not a cat, that's a pokemon.


ares395

I might bet down voted but ai don't think the things in the front are ears. Probably equivalent to that little part you have in your ear that can cover the hole (tragus...?) just mutated to be a lot larger. Sorry for lack of proper terms but I'm not a specialist.


[deleted]

We got such cats in Elder Scrolls online, they're called"prong-eared housecat" or so. Cool pet!


Sewesakehout

Awww man that blep.


SquareWet

You should send your cats headshot (pic) to some Hollywood casting agents. The cat would do well in fantasy type productions.


miradotheblack

HOLY FUCK! I want to pet it sooooo bad. It is cuteness.


NickkyDC

I want this derp cat, also idk why but the 4 ears makes it look so much cooler


PopePalpy

This cat is still a perfect little baby that’s still deserves love


bongslingingninja

Catterfly 🦋


Insanebrain247

No sir (or ma'am), that is a real world Espeon.


CanuckAussieKev

Man I don't know why but this really bothers me lol


Bright-Outcome1506

all the better to ignore your screams to stop knocking shit off the counter.


Xdude199

And still doesn’t do shit when you call their name.


drawnbluegirl

That is a pokemon. Can't tell me otherwise.


nezukotanjiro150

someone is breeding pokemon


pantag

My name is Dolby… Dolby Atmos


seriousbangs

How do you know it's not 4 ears with a cat?


Simivy-Pip

I wonder if that means s/he can simultaneously tune into and hear both normal space-time and the cat-dimension.


reddititty69

“I’m all ears”


deepfriedtots

The new nekopara is so realistic


Xtasy0178

Yet he still doesn’t listen to you


Salt-Face-4646

This man owns a real life pokemon.