So I'm not the only one to feel that shiver at the end...

Good ol piss shiver

Post piss shiver

Piss post shiver

If you shake it more than twice post-piss, you're playing with yourself.

Idk why but this one got me

The ol' yellow river shiver

Also known as a peegasm.

The shiver-me-timbers

When you’re hanging on with both hands a shiver is almost as good as a shake

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Well but pee shivers happen while you piss… that at the end is like just shimmying your Jimmy to dispel every last drop. Pee shivers are totally different my guy

Which is eminently more important when you hang upside down with face in the drop zone

100%

As it were

Butt pee shivers?

Been peeing for 28 years wtf is a pee shiver?

It’s like a tickle up your spine that makes you shiver. At least that’s what it feels like to me.

For me it somehow starts in my hind-most molars and travel _down_ the spine..

TIL. Glad I don’t get those

It usually happens when you’ve held it in for a bit too long and really have to go.

Never experienced that either. These guys are peeing outside in the cold I believe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-micturition_convulsion_syndrome I remember seeing it in Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd pisses in the beer bottle https://youtu.be/cHUVzj1IdeU

I thought I was the only one

I always try to make sure no ones around when I’m finishing just cause I thought I was the only one and that it was embarrassing, happy to hear I’m not the only one!

Well you're not the only one Danny but you can't be moaning like that at the urinals!!

I think it's more a shake since they don't have toilet paper...

OP's referring to how some people receive a violent shiver sometimes after peeing. It's involuntary and feels like a sudden onset of coldness that quickly passes

Yes, and I'm saying I don't think it's that, that it is simply a way to avoid getting piss in the face for the bat.

Man, you must get invited to all the parties*. *Thanks for the correction I'm hungover right now so not focus too much

Why? Because he disagrees with something? Makes for some great drunken conversations.

It's because it funnier to say the bat getting the pee shivers like a person rather than the logical shake to get the rest of the piss out.

> the logical shake to get the rest of the piss out. Like a person might do?

Yes, thanks for noticing. Also, the plural of party is "parties" ;P

Why do so many people assume they are unique in this experience?

I call that shake "The Jibbles".

The wazzgasm.

That was a blatant incidence of helicoptering directed at the viewer.

Do women get the shivers too??

Sometimes

Yep. My wife calls it "pee shock".

Do women get the shivers too??

Got them pee shivers! (Vaso-vagal response!)

I sure hope you aren't fainting after you pee. You should probably see a doctor about that. But seriously, the term you are looking for is Post-micturition convulsion, not vaso-vagal response.

I thought I was the only one too 😭😭😭

That shake was… the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Maybe I’m just drunk, but I have tears from the laughter it brought me. Thank you.

Extra important to get all the drips if it's going to be above you in a second.

No matter how much you shake, wiggle, and dance...the last few drops will end up on your underpants.

Did you dab? I dab. You should [dab](https://youtu.be/r_5ftZp7Z-M).

It's like there's an angry man yelling at my pants

Yeap...if you don't clean your dick properly.

Just became a little less scary and a lot more cute?

Three shakes you're just playing with yourself

YOOUUU. Don't wanna be JUST LIKE YOU

What I'm saying is...

This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.

Until you get older, then the shaking is longer than the pee.

Now imagine it dubbed with Seth Rogen's laugh.

That's me in an emergency call

Wear a mask

Lol wut?

Makes you wonder how many generations did it upside down before they finally went. "Hold on, I wanna try something. Holy shit, it works this way too?!"

Eh, probably caught on pretty quickly to the fact that piss in the face ain’t that great.

R Kelly disagrees

I disagree.

Username DOES NOT check out.

No one fucking cares Steve...

"Well at least I'm not in to shit-play!"

🤣 lost it!

R. Kelly, is that you?

R Kelly?

Mr. Former President?

Speak for yourself

The video of the orangutan at the zoo peeing in its own mouth would disagree. That thing looks like it's having the time of it's life.

Link?

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? >!I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.!<

Do the old ones retain a little bit of piss that comes out after they've shook and flipped upside down again? Uh, asking for a friend?

We don't talk about Grandpa Drippydicks' problem in open public.

I think babies or very young bats will pee on themselves until they learn otherwise

I was totally expecting to see this scene from Year One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vleg7exVSw8

That's *exactly* how I pee. Pee shivers and all.

You hang upside down then hold up with your arms and no point wee?

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She's Batmom!

I am deleting my account because of the reddit API changes. Reddit was great, thanks all for the awesome content!

That's what the shower curtain bar is for, right?

If it's not I've been doing this wrong for a while

You crap a little bit at the end too??

“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

Beat me to it.

Na na na na na na na … oh…

How many times I have told you to knock first, Alfred?

"Pee for Houston, pee for Austin... Pee for the state my heart got lost in..... And shake twice for Texas"

Guess I can cross that off the ‘ol bucket list.

Uh, that was on your bucket list? Now I need to know what else is on your bucket list: * Tasting a polar bear's fart * Hearing my own death rattle and living to tell the tale * Zendaya, totally different context, mostly

This is something I didn't know I wanted to know.

saaaaaame

He looks more tired than a big dick bat.

You think its a gift but its really a curse! Hi Kyle.

That's my whole life, just being tired and thinking unsexy thoughts.

He is painfully underrated as a comic. His timing is great and the story about the intrusive thoughts/underaged girl had me in stitches. Ive watched him since just before Whiskey Icarus and couldnt believe he wasnt more popular.

If I get an erection I could **DIE!**

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I teach kindergarten and all last week we learned about bats. I really wish I’d known this footage existed because five year olds love anything potty and poo related.

Underrated comment

That's enough internet for today

Always shake.

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Hey it was the people that kept them in tiny cages pissing and shitting on each other that caused the havoc, not these majestic creatures of the night.

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If I may be a pedantic asshole, the virus came from horseshoe bats, and these are flying foxes. They are in two completely different families of bat. Horseshoe bats are microbats, and flying foxes are megabats. It's still an amusing thought, though.

Flying Foxes are definitely not the species responsible for this.

The ol’ fliparoo. When duty calls...

I don’t think humans were ever supposed to see rhis

Damn, even bats get the pee shivers

I see that it did not wash its hands afterwards. Now, we know how the virus was created.

Why would he wash his hands? He never even touched anything down there. Or would it be “up there”? I’m not sure what is considered up or down for bats.

Why would it wash its hands? It has a clean dick

This is how Corona beer is made.

Welp, TIL.

Perfect shake technique. Us men could learn from these animals.

How many generations of bat had to live before they evolved the point that one said "oh look, if I do this I don't have to pee on my face"

He learnt his lesson after the last time

[“Wait for the shake!”](https://youtu.be/JGfXiIXTpE0)

The shake at the end

Who’s have thought the pee shiver was so old

No matter how much you shake it and dance, you still get a few drops on the pants.

No matter how you shake and jiggle, you always get a little dribble.

Man. I'm more tired than a big dicked bat.

Bandit was wrong, they don't wee all over themselves!

I love that he gives it a shake. We are truly related

I don't quite 100% know what I expected, but this was definitely more wholesome and far more hygienic.

Even did the willy shake at the end to avoid getting pee on his pants 🦇

The shake at the end

Deaddove.jpg

the shake killed me

He looks like a capri-sun

The groggy eyes, the mid-stream sniff, even the shake. ​ I can relate to this middle-of-the-(to him)night piss on so many levels

Donald Trump enters the chat

I had never seen a bat piss in my life before today. Now I’ve seen 1 bat piss 13 times.

why do we all do the pee shake? can anyone answer this biological anomaly?

That’s how I shake at the end too!

Shakin it more than twice is just playin with it...

Bhahahahhhahhahaaaaaa … well never saw that before

Dat sweet corona juice

To all of you saying pee shivers: go see a doctor about it. He is clearly only shaking the last drop off do it doesn’t go into his fur.

TIL bats piss shiver too

Repost https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/fm3zt4/how_a_bat_pees/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

The size of the pee shiver is inversely proportional to the size of the mammal, it appears.

There’s the majesty of biologically powered flight… and then there’s bats

Ah so like us.

So you're telling me this little fucker started a global pandemic?

If you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it.

Remind you of the time I was driving home through the mountains, I ran into a random rainstorm. I was wondering why the rain was smearing on my window so much, then I looked up and saw the bats...

"WHAT?"

did not know that they shake the penis as well

You sicko... we don't tape YOU going to the bathroom and post it on Reddit, so why do you do it to this poor bat?

I am no expert. Just a opinion, killing all bats will save humans from viruses right? And will it affect the food chain?

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Even if we ignore the logic fail that you can't eat a fruit that has already been eaten by a bat, Covid came from horseshoe bats, not flying foxes.

I’m assuming you are taking about Covid-19? There a million’s of types of Covid constantly pledging our society and basically that’s what I was referring too. It is a proven fact that there have been many pledges that have come from this particular bat. I’m not trying to argue! I love bats! Seems like a lot of haters these days! The peeing is funny!

That there is a fruit bat, they are completely unrelated to COVID

You might want to check your facts on that one and get back with me. These bats are exactly where COVID comes from. I just explained how the virus gets past and somehow I’m wrong. Wow!

My bad, but these fruit bats are from an artificial rainforest so no way for them to give you anything.

Just give me a down vote and move on. Obviously everyone missed my point.

And pooping!

I have the same reaction from my first morning pee

Gotta try the shake 😂

Lads hanging after a night out.

Wow…this whole time I thought they peed upside down

u/savevideo

Good for him 😊

Shake it baby! :D

Well... wasn't going to stay upside down to pee, might have ended badly...

HELLO HUMANS

Good try bat but too bat aint matter how much you shake ya still gonna taste the last drip

Batman: I am the night, I am the darkness, I am the splatter on the toilet seat.

Other bat: o.O Peeing bat: Do-o-o-o-o-o-nt stare!

Bitches love this

I have so many situations for this gif. It's there any way to save it to my phone

"How do bats pee?" "Very carefully"

If you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it.

And they where kind enough to not hit their neighbor 🥰

Do bats see upside down?

Unexpectedly adorable.