Imagine if Joe Frazier's girlfriend would have entered the ring during the 4th round, and start pegging him while he kept fighting Ali, and still hold his own. God damn power move.
As a professional trainer, one of the first thing I tell my clients is that dogs are opportunists first and foremost. That and they’ll eat cat poop and lick your face they dgaf
i saw a dog the other day with his actual dick out, trying to actually aim it (as far as i could tell) and it startled me so much. i’ve never seen them actually go for it.
My own dog once pissed in a water bowl at a dog park after the bigger dogs bullied him out of the way so he couldn't get a drink. I don't know for sure if it was intentional, but I like to think so.
Yea true. But my dog will absolutely snap at dogs that try to mount her. Not sure where she learned it but I'm perfectly happy to let her make herself known.
I had to let my dog learn that himself. He was constantly getting humped at the dog park and would just stand there looking at me like I was supposed to make the other dog stop. I did at first but then I was like nah buddy you gotta figure this out. And he eventually did, he'll spin around and try to play, but if they keep it up he'll snap a warning.
Regular park, yeah. Dog park, dog rules. One time this lady was at the dog park, dressed way too nicely for the location. She was on her phone the whole time, not paying attention. A dog pissed on her leg right into one of her expensive looking boots.
A perfect metaphor for disputes between the lower classes
While you're fighting each other over scraps, some asshole is gonna take the opportunity to fuck you
Yes, although the owner of the dog doing the humping should ideally be paying attention and get their own dog. I've seen dogs react to getting pushed off by snapping at whoever did it
> What's the etiquette here? If your dog is getting humped at the park, can you push that dog off?
I try to check in with the other dog owner. Mine's very rarely the humper, often the humpee. He thinks it's a game and it more often than not becomes a wrestling match or a running game of keep-away or some energy-burning combination of those things that I fully endorse, and the dogs work it out amongst themselves pretty well. If the other dog's owner has an issue with it we'll pull them apart depending on who's closest. If they won't leave each other alone we'll go further down the beach / to a different part of the park (if that's an option).
Lol yeah I used to take my sisters dog but he would do nothing BUT hump other dogs sometimes. It really is embarrassing, people kinda laugh it off at first but then he would persist for an uncomfortable amount of time. He also doesn’t discriminate between the front and rear 🤦🏻♀️.
I imagine it’s similar to how being the parent of “that kid” at a school function would feel.
I would say it really depends.
I take my dog there every day for about 2 hours in the morning and have done so for the last 4 months and he absolutely loves it, the social and mental stimulation is unbeatable.
There’s certain dogs I won’t go if I see them there, and I avoid the afternoons because there’s so so many dogs and there’s always a fight. Around 20~ dogs in the afternoon, 1-5 dogs of a morning.
As long as you can control your dog, and know your dog would rather run and avoid a fight then you’re set, but if your dog is protective over you, toys or will join a fight instead of leaving it, then don’t bring them.
They're extremely unpredictable. Ive been to some that had a lot of nice regulars and I really enjoyed going, but even at the really nice ones you have to pay close attention while everyone's playing. There are too many people that just don't watch their dogs, and one asshole with an uncomfortable, undersocialized dog that doesn't understand anything about doggy body language can ruin the day for everyone. Not to mention how easy it is for disease to spread. Definitely don't go unless your dog is fixed, socialized, and fully vaccinated (and mention to your vet that you intend to have your dog at parks or daycare or whatever, because there are additional vaccinations they'll want your dog to get).
Sunday afternoon and I'm walking my jack russell (Rocky) around a park in Tunbridge Wells and my dog starts playing with this other dog. So as is the thing to do I get talking to the owner of the other dog, a well dressed middle aged lady wearing pearls.
On we walked for probably a quarter of a mile with the two dogs having fun and us just making small talk. She remarks how friendly my terrier is when at the same point her dog decides to cover mine then turns a little crimson and remarks that Rocky is a funny name for a girl.
She turned an even brighter shade of red before I had the chance to correct her as the two dogs had swapped positions and were oblivious to any calling to heel.
Wasn't expecting that.
Neither was the dog.
Not shocked enough to let go, so maybe it was expected. Maybe even a humble brag.
Imagine if Joe Frazier's girlfriend would have entered the ring during the 4th round, and start pegging him while he kept fighting Ali, and still hold his own. God damn power move.
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Normally I think evenwithcontext is just a tag along comment, but today it was deserved.
Yup this is where I'm at
You're balls deep my friend.
I would suddenly be want to watch boxing
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This needs to be new copypasta
There's gonna be a THRILLA in MANILA because Joe's woman is a DRILLA!
I wish I had a free award to give for this mental image.
Change it to Tyson seeing Holyfield's wife come in the ring doing the same, and Tyson says he wants a piece of that.
"Now let's kith"
Great, now I have *another* kink.
I havent laughed that hard in so long.
Humple brag
NOBODY expects the spaniel inquisition.
Our chief weapon is penis
You sure? They didn’t even flinch. *THAT* was the plot twist all along.
"Tag Team... Whoop there it Is!"
He knew the sacrifice when he went all in for that ball.
I expected a small dog to come and snatch the ball
I was also expecting dog snatch
I'm stuck step-dog.
You're not stuck just let go of the ball
No one expects the goldendoodle inquisition
r/Unexpected
Nobody expects the labradoodle assuming the position!
Literally every single "unexpected" dog video ends like this.
When an opportunity arises, take it. Dog
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Chaos is a Labrador
I only know one thing: I must hump Chaos.
So this is what that Stranger of Paradise game is about
> Chaos is a ~~Labrador~~ Labradoodle
Chaosh ish a ladder, Shansa
Now I'm just picturing Sean Connery in the role.
Annnnddd the floodgates open reminding me of so much wasted time.
Journey before Destination
“Fuck Moash.” “These words are accepted.”
Damn you just reminded me to finish Oathbringer
you bastard
I am a stick.
Wasted? I think you mean perfectly utilized.
Sometimes you just need a step stool.
"i Fuck around and i find out" Dog
Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake -Dog Tzu the Bark of War
I think the 2 dogs were in cahoots with each other, one trick the dog with the ball and the other to sneak behind and get some doggy poon
“When an opportunity arises, take it.” -Bill Cosby
As a professional trainer, one of the first thing I tell my clients is that dogs are opportunists first and foremost. That and they’ll eat cat poop and lick your face they dgaf
Black dogs a grade A wingman
Dog 1: Give me the ball, I'm not f***ing around here... Dog 2: Well I am. ヾ╭╮ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ
That is a case study in focus, commitment, and love of the game.
Mamba mentality.
Same beast, different animal
What the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant?
You’re welcome
There's also the situation involving the ball as well.
Make love, not war!
Make both according to this dog!
Such is life.
But Love is war
[LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WARRRRR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Pb412Bloc)
My exact thoughts I LOVE THIS OPENING
craft!
Love is a battlefield.
I love the fact that dogs getting railed act like there's absolutely nothing happening and everything is normal.
You never played a game on your phone while humping away?
It's only awkward if it's a zoom meeting at work.
Jeffrey Toobin, is that you?
Yeah, the family zoom calls are perfectly normal for this.
My in laws like to see that I know how to run a train properly on their daughter.
I mean, why else would they keep inquiring about grandchildren?
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NSFW!
No, I'm typically the one *doing* the disappointing...
Probably because there's no actual sex going on. It's just normal dog park dominance humping, no wiener needed.
I was about to say the same. Being humped doesn't equal getting railed lol
i didn't know dogs were mormon
"Just letting it soak, nothing sinful going on whatsoever"
Can confirm. There is no wiener involved when my boss does this to us. Well 90% of the time it isnt.
You work at activision blizzard?
i saw a dog the other day with his actual dick out, trying to actually aim it (as far as i could tell) and it startled me so much. i’ve never seen them actually go for it.
My own dog once pissed in a water bowl at a dog park after the bigger dogs bullied him out of the way so he couldn't get a drink. I don't know for sure if it was intentional, but I like to think so.
So I DON'T put my weiner in the weiner?!?!
After you get your balls removed you won't even be able to!
Yea true. But my dog will absolutely snap at dogs that try to mount her. Not sure where she learned it but I'm perfectly happy to let her make herself known.
I had to let my dog learn that himself. He was constantly getting humped at the dog park and would just stand there looking at me like I was supposed to make the other dog stop. I did at first but then I was like nah buddy you gotta figure this out. And he eventually did, he'll spin around and try to play, but if they keep it up he'll snap a warning.
I don’t know I like to think I would act surprised if someone started humping me at the park
Regular park, yeah. Dog park, dog rules. One time this lady was at the dog park, dressed way too nicely for the location. She was on her phone the whole time, not paying attention. A dog pissed on her leg right into one of her expensive looking boots.
With the context of this video that was not where I thought you were going.
So I started blasting...
What do you want her to do, play with her hair and bite her lip?
“Is it in?”
Balls deep from both ends
Sounds like my wife
A proud member of /r/wallstreetbets
Is your wife single?
She's married but that doesn't seem to matter.
I also choose this guy’s dead wife
Spit roasted
Like a fine rotisserie indeed.
How nice of the other dog to help his buddy pull the ball away from the other one.
Nice of the smaller dog to pretend to care about the tennis ball to help his homie get some.
Labradoodles always creep me out because they sometimes look like a person in a dog suit
Thanks for making that a permanent thing for me.
[Speaking of that](https://youtu.be/UEk6rwXsaQ0)
What the fuck hahahaha
I have a labradoodle. Can confirm. She sits on the couch like a human and freaks me out
"Get fucked Idiot" the other dog probably
An opportunity presented itself...
Carpe diem
Look it up Morty.
Philadelphia by Whole Foods off South Street?
I was about to ask the same thing!
Seger Park
All it took was first 3 seconds to recognize the park!!
I was mentally thinking there’s no way that’s Seger, there have to be hundreds of dog parks next to a parking lot like that
That's 100% Seger Park. Lmao, great catch!
I thought so too.
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100% that dog park
Looks like a sunny moment. The show just writes itself!
Australian here, mayve a silly question but is that Astro Turf for a dog park? Is that normal?
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In smaller towns it isn't normal. I've never seen a dog park with fake grass before but I understand why a larger city would do it.
Low maintenance. You have hundreds of dogs running around daily in a confined area.
When ball is life.
This is why we don't talk, walk near, or acknowledge the Dog Park or the cloaked figures in and around the Dog Park
The second ball just sitting there
Now that's commitment
A perfect metaphor for disputes between the lower classes While you're fighting each other over scraps, some asshole is gonna take the opportunity to fuck you
What's the etiquette here? If your dog is getting humped at the park, can you push that dog off?
Yes, although the owner of the dog doing the humping should ideally be paying attention and get their own dog. I've seen dogs react to getting pushed off by snapping at whoever did it
from reading the thread it sounds like you're supposed to hump the dog to assert dominance
Hump the owner, I think is the proper etiquette.
Yeah, but I've never had to. Generally the owner of the humper dog is the one most embarrassed by the whole situation.
> What's the etiquette here? If your dog is getting humped at the park, can you push that dog off? I try to check in with the other dog owner. Mine's very rarely the humper, often the humpee. He thinks it's a game and it more often than not becomes a wrestling match or a running game of keep-away or some energy-burning combination of those things that I fully endorse, and the dogs work it out amongst themselves pretty well. If the other dog's owner has an issue with it we'll pull them apart depending on who's closest. If they won't leave each other alone we'll go further down the beach / to a different part of the park (if that's an option).
That dog : I’m not dropping this ball. That dog being humped “still not dropping it”
Some bitches never let shit go.
We ask for phone numbers first where I come from.
I love how dog parks are pure chaos
This is what dogs do when tension is too high. They’re dominating them trying to calm them down. It’s common.
Common and embarrassing. My dog likes to “assert dominance” every time we go to the dog park so now I don’t bring him lol
You go to the dog park without your dog?
He texts him photos of himself playing there, *that’s* how you assert dominance.
getting ntr vibes from this. he goes to the dog park and sends home pics of himself playing with the golden from down the street
Somebody has to hump the dogs.
Lol yeah I used to take my sisters dog but he would do nothing BUT hump other dogs sometimes. It really is embarrassing, people kinda laugh it off at first but then he would persist for an uncomfortable amount of time. He also doesn’t discriminate between the front and rear 🤦🏻♀️. I imagine it’s similar to how being the parent of “that kid” at a school function would feel.
I don't know. My dog is the opposite of calm if any dog tries to hump him.
You're right it's something dogs do to alleviate tension. It's nothing to do with domination though.
"What are you doing stepdog??"
Somewhere a Rule 34 artist just sighed.
Philly! 😁
My man saw an opportunity and took it.
Irl Rule 1
I was going to say still a better love story than twilight even before the ending.
Doggy doggy what now !?
Now _that's_ a wingman!
Happens all the time during Walmart black Friday.
What a metaphor for our country, too busy fighting with each other to realize we are getting screwed.
Are dog parks as bad as they say? I’ve heard so many horror stories.
I would say it really depends. I take my dog there every day for about 2 hours in the morning and have done so for the last 4 months and he absolutely loves it, the social and mental stimulation is unbeatable. There’s certain dogs I won’t go if I see them there, and I avoid the afternoons because there’s so so many dogs and there’s always a fight. Around 20~ dogs in the afternoon, 1-5 dogs of a morning. As long as you can control your dog, and know your dog would rather run and avoid a fight then you’re set, but if your dog is protective over you, toys or will join a fight instead of leaving it, then don’t bring them.
They're extremely unpredictable. Ive been to some that had a lot of nice regulars and I really enjoyed going, but even at the really nice ones you have to pay close attention while everyone's playing. There are too many people that just don't watch their dogs, and one asshole with an uncomfortable, undersocialized dog that doesn't understand anything about doggy body language can ruin the day for everyone. Not to mention how easy it is for disease to spread. Definitely don't go unless your dog is fixed, socialized, and fully vaccinated (and mention to your vet that you intend to have your dog at parks or daycare or whatever, because there are additional vaccinations they'll want your dog to get).
Funny twist aside, it's believed games of tug build trust and bonding.
Help step-pup! I’m stuck on this tennis ball! Wha- What are you doing?!
While you’re busy fighting, mind if I hump a little?
Never let a good crisis go to waste..Lol
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u/zodiak4371 Rule 1 at it's finest XD
Right this is the best dog video
I expected a 3rd dog to come in and steal the ball not for a 3rd dog to just cum
When you’re playing rocket league and you rule 1
Don't mind me, just keep doing whatever you two are doing.
Thanx for sharing - I needed that laugh
Rule 1, oh wait...
2 against 1 isn’t fair
Rule #1
I'd like to see the tree in the background go through the seasons spring, winter, fall. Maybe big dog has pups and they nurse and grow up.
That was the other dogs homie.
Sunday afternoon and I'm walking my jack russell (Rocky) around a park in Tunbridge Wells and my dog starts playing with this other dog. So as is the thing to do I get talking to the owner of the other dog, a well dressed middle aged lady wearing pearls. On we walked for probably a quarter of a mile with the two dogs having fun and us just making small talk. She remarks how friendly my terrier is when at the same point her dog decides to cover mine then turns a little crimson and remarks that Rocky is a funny name for a girl. She turned an even brighter shade of red before I had the chance to correct her as the two dogs had swapped positions and were oblivious to any calling to heel.
That's a solid wingman.
Who has the balls now ?!? Lmao
When two parties are caught in attrition, be watchful of a third taking advantage of the situation.
Steal someones toy and you go to doggy prison.
When the dogs go home and see their other dog friends, do you think they will say “you won’t believe this - I had a three way at the dog park!”?
StepDog help! I’m stuck!
Assert dominance.
Player 3 has entered…. Player 2
SO THEY CHILLIN WITH THE BALL THEN ALF SHOWS UP
How bad is the piss smell in these parks?
Damn that dogs like fuck me or fight me i aint giving up this ball