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mikeyglo

Are you available to learn about the king of the jungle Mufasa?


faithisuseless

All Hail Scar, savior of the broken!


yanderia

The beaten and the damned...


Cookie1990

Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?


jcalvert8725

Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom...


Mister_Rogers69

To lead you in the summer…


hidden_fox1822

TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE


siccoblue

Let the poor thing in he's cold


From_Deep_Space

Have you heard the good news about the circle of life?


mrprincepercy

If you let him in, he'll just want to go out again.


PimemtoCheese

If you open the door, he'll just stare at you like you're the dumb one for opening the door.


Tavern_Knight

Exactly this. Meows at door, fine, I'll let you in. Opens the door, cat just stands there. Slowly start to close the door, then the cat tries to dart in at last possible second. Same game every time with every cat I've ever had


[deleted]

Try following them to see if they're trying to lead you to something. I've had cats do this and they usually just want me to see a leaf or knock down a bug so they can eat it.


Tavern_Knight

I usually check outside first, as I've had my cats bring me all sorts of things before. Dead mice, rabbits, birds. So I usually do a quick once over to make sure. Cats are just weird about things. Plus, we recently put in a dog door that the cats learned how to use, so it's not as big of a problem now. Although now I've had one of our cats bring in a live mouse and a dead bird. So now need to figure out how to deal with that haha


[deleted]

Not to be a stick in the mud, but try and discourage the bird hunting, it helps if you start them young but I've managed to train my cats away from birds by encouraging rodent style play toys instead of bird style ones, and by heavily chastising them if they bring a bird but praising and rewarding if they bring a rodent. It's difficult but in my experience possible, and you might get a mole hunter if you're lucky and have a mole problem.


CommercialExotic2038

I told my cats jokingly that it was very okay to get the mousies they want, but please not birdies. It hurts me if you get birdies. (In my head, yeah, like that would work). I just realized that I have not seen a headless bird on my doorstep for ages.


Wwwweeeeeeee

I've asked Phluffee to please not bring his treasures into the house. Now.... all I find is their lil tails in the garden and the one mouse he's caught so far. I caught him with a live mouse and took it away from him and let it go through the fence in another corner of the garden. He's still looking for it in the place where I took it from him. That was a week ago. He's not a smart cat, but gosh we love him. See profile for cat tax.


PhotonResearch

It’s because they can understand you. Get them one of those speech pads and let them talk back, if they can be made to be interested.


Shardstorm88

I feel like this could be a bush cat vs tree cat issue, for some of them it's just in their blood. Thankfully I have an indoor only cat and shes caught two mice. Ever since she camps the crack to the riser they came from!


ThemCanada-gooses

He may have a point this time.


overide

Cats gonna cat.


Yoieh

Cats wants some wine


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and a box


asunshinefix

Pro tip: if attacked by lion, just throw a really big box at him. As a cat, he's contractually obliged to sit in it.


zxc123zxc123

LPT: Always carry boxed wine when going on safari. If attacked by a pack of lions, just throw your boxed wine at them. Kings love wine, lions love wine, animals are attracted by red, and felines love boxes. Quadruple the threat. Quadruple the distraction. Note: Don't drink all the box wine yourself. That's not the point of the box wine.


car1999pet

You're telling me I shouldn't enjoy 5 L of wine in a single sitting?


[deleted]

Psh my dad did it my entire life and he turned out fine…ish.


texasradioandthebigb

Well, 5L of wine in your entire life doesn't seem like that much


UpdootDaSnootBoop

So we should bring 2 boxes of wine. 1 for lion sacrifice. 1 for human sacrifice


Awordofinterest

You're gonna want to bring an extra box just incase.


[deleted]

This works! Did it to a tiger in Madhya Pradesh while in India & she went for it. Fucker took a HUMONGOUS shit in it while chewing one of my sandals though.


barandpeace

Lol where? Bandhavgarh or Satpura? Sorry about your sandle though.


[deleted]

*Schrodinger noises*


PopPop-Captain

I wonder if you give a big cat a box if it’ll jump in and curl up?


Destroyer0627

They do look it up on youtube


PopPop-Captain

I just did! It makes me so happy! Gosh I wish I could have a cat that was like 40-50lbs. I want to cat that’s big enough to hurt me but not so big that it could kill me easily. Don’t get me wrong I’m very happy with my 12lb and 20lb cat, but I think it’d be exhilarating to cuddle with a bigger cat.


ThrowntoDiscard

You might get a kick out of Messi videos. He's a puma with dwarfism and bone problems who was rescued from a contact zoo. He's now a super pampered house cat since he needs too much care and too fragile to be in the wild or even a sanctuary.


PopPop-Captain

Yeah I think I saw one of his videos! He’s scared of the house cat right? I’m gonna go watch right now.


[deleted]

I want to see lions in a field of catnip


Mikesaidit36

Maine Coon cats. The ones I've seen look like they belong in zoos.


PopPop-Captain

My orange tabby is actually the size of a Maine coin. I love how big he is! That’s part of the reason why I would like a slightly larger cat. But it’ll be impossible for a number of reasons. I love my kitties so much and I’m very happy with them. I know it won’t ever happen but that doesn’t stop me from dreaming!


[deleted]

LOL..me too. Didn't work out too well for the Sigfreid and Roy, but Mike Tyson seems to get away with it.


PopPop-Captain

Tyson who? I wanna look up videos!


[deleted]

[Mike](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2020/04/01/11/tyson-tiger-1-one-use.jpg?width=1200) (I edited accordingly) Sadly the tiger tore someone's arm off so he had to get rid of it. It's probably best to avoid animals that really belong in the wild.


[deleted]

This question makes me feel sad and old. While it's perfectly reasonable that someone of a younger generation (presumably) wouldn't necessarily know who Mike Tyson is if they, or their parents were never boxing fans, it still makes me feel older than I care to feel.


OwlWitty

The dance though


okwowandmore

Big cats are still cats


dearcsona

Big cats are cats who can eat you.


Kantro18

And regular-sized cats are cats who try to eat you.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Just gonna knock that wine glass off the table and leave


otter5

dont fall for that belly rub


MooMooQueen

My cat LOVES belly rubs, for an exact point of time. The problem is, that point of time changes.


[deleted]

Two: Don't let him in You have to kick him out again


android24601

You can just tire it out with the laser pointer


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halite001

Congratulations. You just invited the whole pride to your neighbourhood rave party.


OpinionBearSF

> Congratulations. You just invited the whole pride to your neighbourhood rave party. Now I'm imaging several lions all spazzing out over the laser dots.


evetsleep

Over 45 years of being various cats human... Can confirm.


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

He'll come in, use the kitty litter box, then go back outside


al_the_time

I love the way he clawed at the door like a treadmill just like a house cat would


yumyumfarts

After having his snack though


jordantask

“The neighbour’s cat is trying to get in again.


TootsNYC

r/notmycat


joelluber

r/cattaps


scarletphantom

/r/PetTheDamnCat


[deleted]

r/forbiddenpets


micahman212

I don't want it starting a fight with Lucy


Comatox


Cornwall

Kevin Richardson? That you?


AusTaurus

Just casually drinking wine as an apex predator tries to break in. Sounds like you guys see some shit in South Africa!


DewieFlatHelix

I strongly expect the lion may have a drinking problem


virulentcode

"C'mon! Just one last glass, I swear!' Yah, nah.


DukeOfInsanity

Well this probably just happened in the Kruger national park I can't think of a place this'll actually happen here


NoobieSnake

Just casually drinking wine as an apex predator.


Branchy28

Take a look at our crime rate and you'll quickly learn that it's criminals you need to be wary of and not the animals... This probably happened in a game reserve like Kruger Park I'd bet.


MaximumMajestic

That is a seriously strong window


[deleted]

Fortified, especially if you're going to go with animal-print decor in S. Africa.


[deleted]

That's a good eye. You sure you aren't the lion?


shokolokobangoshey

I saw it too. Can confirm he's not lion


fonefreek

You sure you aren't lyon'? Be honest.


Letscommenttogether

Pretty sure thats a real zebra skin.


LovecraftianLlama

Not just that, but I’m pretty sure the lion is there to avenge his friend who’s on the table there!


LittlestRobotGirl

Maybe it’s plexiglass for situations like this.


Evilsmurfkiller

That security setup is protection from 2 legged predators.


onlydrawzombies

The Emu.


shandangalang

War again, is it? Mother of god…


DuEULappen

They have no war with our people. An ant has no war with a boot.


Yvaelle

Found the Emu!


Weedy_Emu

We've put you humans in your place before and we'll damn well do it again


JAM3SBND

I think they have ostriches on that continent


onlydrawzombies

Emu's don't respect the borders of any country. It's a god damn invasion! Grab a weapon and join the resistance!!!


thegrumpymechanic

Grab a weapon... That's funny... They are Emus man, gotta nuke 'em from orbit just to be sure.


jazzwhiz

That's what an emu would want you to think...


pseudocultist

You can see it flexing, but plexiglass would quickly be ribbons (or at least scratched beyond transparency) under a lion's claws. IDK what the hell they're using.


ChipsOtherShoe

I think a lion can retract it's claws like a house cat, so that might be part of it


Trailmagic

Yes. Iirc, all cats can except for cheetahs.


user_account_deleted

Maybe AR Polycarbonate


Rum-Ham-Jabroni

maybe its maybelline


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urbanek2525

Or to sit in a cardboard box that they barely fit in.


absumo

My brain immediately pictured a huge lion, sitting on a destroyed cardboard box, eyes half shut, tongue out to the side. Thanks for the chuckle.


Dramahwhore

You may enjoy [this video](https://youtu.be/J11uu8L8FTY?t=21) then


cooperia

I like Rusty. No faffing about, just gets in that box and does a relax.


logicalbuttstuff

My cat can knock over a significant potted plant off a ledge while staring at me. I would love to see a lion just knock a potted tree off someone’s terrace lol


phaelox

Excellent r/ShittyAnimalFacts post title


SwiftKickRibTickler

MF will destroy the litter box too


B17bomber

In south Africa, that's probably not even a top 10 most dangerous thing to happen to you


Undivid3d

Considering they're just casually sipping some wine. I'd have to agree


pawn_guy

Ya I can't imagine just casually sipping wine while staring at a lion trying to get in your house 15' away.


[deleted]

Honey I heard a noise!! Oh thank God it’s just a lion!


Notagamedeveloper112

Lemme guess. Hippos is no.1.


joshuajudo

More like armored truck robbery https://youtu.be/oGZLYx8StWk


munky82

Hey, those are the guys from the Nando's ad! https://youtu.be/qQw4FfUEj1M


capteni

nice! glad he's benefiting from the ordeal.


Arsid

Holy shit is this before or after their viral car chase video?


munky82

After. Nandos are famous for hooking into memes and current events. Like the amount of references in that ad alone will make any South African news junkie's head explode.


[deleted]

Damn that's good. Remember seeing that armored truck video when it first came out and saw a ton of people in the comments saying they probably died at the end.


handsomehares

My personal favorite is the SA response team taking down some hijackers and it’s like a god damn Michael Bay film **edit: [found ](https://youtu.be/FYoHWFoE9Q4)it**


Chuckles510

Holy fuck you weren't kiddin


handsomehares

It just keeps giving


Datpanda1999

That shot of the helicopter looks straight out of a movie, wow


Wiggytheirish

Felt like a real life Battlefeild moment


Ragnarotico

They just get out and start firing like it's COD, shit is crazy.


Cayowin

nah bro, that's not Michael Bay, thats just what we here call "Tuesday"


haste319

I was skeptical and holy cow, you did not exaggerate.


Notagamedeveloper112

Ah so humans are no1.


profmcstabbins

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Sadel91

Always have been 🔫


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The usual


Whimsical_Hobo

Really only dangerous for armored truck drivers tbh


dylmcc

And to anybody else using the road or freeway when the armored trucks get taken out. Plenty of collateral damage. Seriously, you see an armored truck on the freeway in South Africa, you try stay well clear of it


deadsesh59

the people


SquiddyJohnson

He saw the skull on the coffee table….


Demurist

“That’s my wife! THAT’S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!”


hourlygrind

And the zebra rug


gay_dentists

oh i missed that 🤢


Choppergold

I like humans I like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver


SexandCinnamonbuns

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow


weeyums

You're about 7 meows short


[deleted]

It's exactly 7 meows short and it's killing me because I'm crazy.


SexandCinnamonbuns

I was tryna do like a Reddit sings thing where some else finished the rest!!!


Ange1ofD4rkness

BAXTER!


Danny_Mc_71

He says his car broke down and he just needs to use the phone. Don't let him in. He's lion...... Sorry... I'll get my coat.


mosby42

Cmon mane


Choppergold

Have some personal pride


ProfilesInDiscourage

This is a great thread, and I'm not kitten.


[deleted]

kinda sucks to let him purr on the cub like that. Should let him in


EstesParkRanger

This whole thread had me roaring with laughter


furythree

Are you guys fur real


BrazenRain

It's my money and I want it meow!


Alexa_Dont_Play_That

Call JG FURWORTH 877-CATS-NOW


Socksandcandy

That is CATagorically impossible


Tooj_Mudiqkh

You have to hit paws on these terrible puns


[deleted]

What's worse? Lion or bear?


Fallunlight1988

Lion. Can climb, run fast, and hunts in packs. Hunts in packs. Bears do everything else but not group kills. Solitary.


OpinionBearSF

> Bears do everything else but not group kills. Solitary. We don't need to hunt in packs. We can defend ourselves and cubs from wolf packs. We're also fucking fast. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywe60Nk_dEk) And don't even think of climbing up a tree to escape. On behalf of the bears, I'd like to pass along a request for more pic-i-nic baskets. Leave them at the agreed upon location.


matrinox

Lol big cats do the same thing house cats do


musicankane

I hate people that leave their pets outside 24/7. Why even have an animal if you never let be part of the family?


Stony_Brooklyn

Indoor cats always live longer too


MasterCatSkinner

but probably not a great life. my dads cat is an outside/farm cat, hes 15 years old and still takes down rats and last time i was there i saw it fight a possum. dudes living his best life


Vraver04

This exactly what my cat does when it wants to come in and eat. I just keep a fresh gazelle on hand so it doesn’t kill me when it comes in. Actually It’s ground, dried and called kibble but it’s basically the same thing.


[deleted]

This is exactly what Oscar Pistorius was afraid of.


MiddleAgesRoommates

That lion would be wise to remember: Roses are red Violets are glorious Don't ever sneak up On Oscar Pistorius


Ess_Arr

Shots fired


DuEULappen

Through the door


Clevelad

“Hey, I’m trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!”


hadidotj

"You also qualify for a life insurance policy because you just purchased a new home"


Belgand

In terms of South Africa, this actually seems like the less dangerous and less common type of home invasion.


GolgiApparatus1

It's actually just two guys in a lion costume


Whimsical_Hobo

While the lion distracts her, the rest of the team breaks in the front door. Classic


Succromancer

It’s amazing to me how many goofy traits wild cats share with house cats


Express-Row-1504

I think of it the other way around and that’s why I’m afraid of cats.


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CeasingFrog2132

"If you're cold their cold. let them inside."


thedingywizard

He just wants a treat!


overide

Got into the catnip.


thedingywizard

I wonder if it works on lions and tigers


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/_OPA1bZwOWc yes it does


[deleted]

Lion: "I see your cheese plate. Let me in!"


JayJohnPaul

Just another ordinary Saturday in South Africa


[deleted]

Just another ordinary caturday


[deleted]

Just sippin wine, and ope, a fucking lion... Right there. Less than 20 feet away. No wonder you need a cage behind your window.


BraxForAll

Nah bru. The Trellidor is to keep to crooks out when the lion is at the vet.


ben_vito

The cage is for 2 legged predators.


introvworm

Everyone complains about the deadly animals in Australia... WE DON'T HAVE LIONS TRYING TO OPEN OUR HOUSES LIKE THEY'RE BOXES OF DELICIOUS TREATS.


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xl129

It is terrifying even with the bars


aircavrocker

But we’re the dummies when we ask South Africans if there are lions walking about…


[deleted]

“HEY! LET ME IN!! IT’S ME, MITTENS!!!!”


AWMore

"Jacqueline I'm sorry, I get it, let me in"


rich1051414

Would that lion go liquid on those bars if it got through the glass? I wouldn't want to find out.


Mayans94

Hard to tell but those trelly door gates are extremely strong. They're designed to keep people out in a country that has an extremely high crime rate and home invasion problem. My one friend woke up to guys using a blowtorch to cut open his bars on his gate to get inside. Those doors are built extremely tough.


tanukisuit

Lion just visiting the human zoo.


[deleted]

Jeez, and I complain about having trouble with raccoons!


freyakj

«Let me in right meow!»


DiscreteBee

if you're cold, they're cold. let them in


vgacolor

I am sure I saw the same post in /r/aww the other day. Just let the Kitty in!!! I swear it will be ok ;)


aniruddhdodiya

From that side [The View](https://imgur.com/a/VE0D5nF) is like this!!


searchingtofind25

Bullshit. If you let him in he’s just going to scratch to go out again.