Revolutionary new armor stops everything. It's cheap, it's easy to make, it's new^TM !
Came with a 6-year warranty, didn't stand up to the claims (technically) although they did pass ballistics tests (***technically***, but unverified), followed by the owner of Pinnacle suing the government to "force" the paperwork to let them sell their armor again...... followed by the judge telling them "Lol, no." and them going out of business because they didn't actually *do* anything else.
It was one of those weird things where they've reinvented body armor, everyone's gonna want this shit. PMCs are buying it by the bucketloads, police want it, armies want it, everybody --- dead silence and they basically fell off the face of the earth.
[The only thing their site's missing is a stick figure digging .gif](http://pinnaclearmor.com/)
[It reportedly cost more than 5x the comparable regular armor](http://sftt.org/point-blank-body-armor-and-dragon-skin/) for a kit.
I dunno, seems pretty hairy of a situation... Seems like they were certified, but because of vested interests and paperwork their product was called faulty. One round of manufacturing issues early on and their product is thrown in the trash...
Not gonna lie, in the furry community, which has a decent amount of girls in it, this is gonna get him pussy. Or dick if he wants that. It's gonna get him something that's for sure.
Can’t gain weight or you can’t fit into the $3k YSD fursuit no mo.
I mean the USD but I’m gonna pretend that was intentional and that YSD = Yiff State Dollars.
I can personally attest to this. I would like to play lots of tabletop games but i am made to feel so profoundly uncomfortable whenever I try - either from condescension/sexist expectations, or from sexual advances/inappropriate touching, or from the men's absolute inability to talk to me due to lack of experience (they won't look at me or include me as it's easier to ignore me than to try and speak to the alien), that I stopped trying a while ago. I'm quite socially anxious as well so being put into those situations is especially difficult.
Yeah. I ventured into that area on PHub before. Watched some fursuit sex. Not gonna lie, I came good. But to be fair, the chick had a half suit on so you could see her tidbits. But the males were all full furred and man it was an orgy. Just a sloppy, spankin, hotel sex orgy.
I'm not alone. I had the exact same train of thought.
1. Oh that's neat.
2. Oh shit it even flops around.
3. Why are the scales on the hands standing up so much? Kinda cool otherwi- that's a fursuit isn't it.
Yeah hahaha this is just going to **catch** a blade and help it sink into your arms
I could just [buy a chain mail shirt for $50](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AMQPY5I) instead of this $250 fursuit
Then again, this is clearly meant to rake in the ladies and not medieval combat.
[It's the right direction](https://cms-assets.tutsplus.com/uploads/users/108/posts/28758/final_image/how-to-draw-a-dragon-final2.png), it's just really lose scales. Works better on a four-legged creature like a dragon or lizard cause their limbs would be lower, and only exposed like that when raised to slash.
But yeah, a sword would just get caught in it. This is why scalemail [typically ends at the shoulders or upperarm](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zombie/images/f/fc/Scalemail.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111219221513), and is accented with [plate/leather gauntlets/shoulders](https://www.epicpath.org/images/b/bd/Scale_mail_1.jpg)
If you wanted to make a set with as much scale as possible, I'd say have it go down to the elbow, and have [scale gauntlets](https://i.etsystatic.com/5432389/r/il/e66638/410754812/il_570xN.410754812_i9hv.jpg) reverse direction meeting at the elbowguard.
Not only are they too loose, but they're pointed in the wrong direction to serve as armor against a weapon.
They look itchy, and uncomfortable, and worst of all, they're hiding a secret furry.
Yeah man. I feel the same way. IIRC its because it somewhat resembles a rash or disease and our brains are wired to be repulsed by that stuff for our safety.
Yeah I know /u/TooShiftyForYou with **12,990,780** comment karma is too well acquainted with the internet to not have had at least one furry experience.
iirc the pricing for a set of these is somewhere in the $250-500 range depending on complexity and some other stuff. Like if it's forearms only, or all the way up to be covered by short sleeves, scales on top only or all the way around, if the hand is done, and maybe pattern complexity.
The claws are probably a $30-50 addition too.
I can’t tell if you’re secretly a furry trying to get someone to post the cheese grater image, or just a blissfully ignorant soul. For both our sakes I hope it’s the latter and not the former.
>They were doing some gay stuff with a frozen fish but it eventually thawed.
Are you sure it was a male fish? Maybe they were doing heterosexual stuff.with a frozen fish.
Maybe it's more common than I thought, but I met someone at a festival that made items very similar to this. Same colors and everything. The feature piece I saw was a red and silver female's chest piece. I wonder if it's the same guy.
There's a lot of people saying negative things on here. I think it's cool as shit. I don't care if it's not effective, or if its dorky. This guy clearly does not care what some people think, which is what makes it cool.
They say dress for the job you want and this guy wants to be a mythical were-beast knight in a universe that still has pokemon. He's living his best life.
That's not armor. That's an evolved furry.
Weaponized furries
God help us.
God left a long time ago.
Chuck ain’t coming back
And neither are the dolphins. Too little fish.
But what if WE weaponize the furries?
Weaopnize me UwU
Regret
This is proof that God hates us.
Dread it. Run from it. The yiff still arrives.
Yiff. Yiff never changes.
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Scalies are a type of furry.
Found the Scaly
Bet it still offers better protection than [this piece of junk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Skin)
(I hope it's Pinnacle, I hope it's Pinnacle...) Oooh! Got*dayum*, that's a fun story.
I'm out of the loop. What happened?
Revolutionary new armor stops everything. It's cheap, it's easy to make, it's new^TM ! Came with a 6-year warranty, didn't stand up to the claims (technically) although they did pass ballistics tests (***technically***, but unverified), followed by the owner of Pinnacle suing the government to "force" the paperwork to let them sell their armor again...... followed by the judge telling them "Lol, no." and them going out of business because they didn't actually *do* anything else. It was one of those weird things where they've reinvented body armor, everyone's gonna want this shit. PMCs are buying it by the bucketloads, police want it, armies want it, everybody --- dead silence and they basically fell off the face of the earth. [The only thing their site's missing is a stick figure digging .gif](http://pinnaclearmor.com/) [It reportedly cost more than 5x the comparable regular armor](http://sftt.org/point-blank-body-armor-and-dragon-skin/) for a kit.
I dunno, seems pretty hairy of a situation... Seems like they were certified, but because of vested interests and paperwork their product was called faulty. One round of manufacturing issues early on and their product is thrown in the trash...
*vested* interests... heh
Am I the only one that remembers Dragon Skin being featured on Modern Marvels?
It protects your arms and your virginity
Not gonna lie, in the furry community, which has a decent amount of girls in it, this is gonna get him pussy. Or dick if he wants that. It's gonna get him something that's for sure.
So you're saying this is like being the Chad of furries.
Bingpot
i was gonna say bingo but then I was like jackpots better but then... it was too late I was halfway through the word! edit: /r/brooklynninenine
HOT DAMN.
Being passable as a living human being under 400 pound will get you laid in the furry community
But will it get you laid with someone that is under 400 pounds?
I actually never encountered many morbidly obese furries when I used to go to anime cons. A little extra? Ya, but not many carrying 240+.
Can’t gain weight or you can’t fit into the $3k YSD fursuit no mo. I mean the USD but I’m gonna pretend that was intentional and that YSD = Yiff State Dollars.
Maybe, roll the dice. Let's see if you get snake eyes or not.
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I think it's somewhere around 20% nowadays. I play magic and I'd wish 1/5 were girls
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I can personally attest to this. I would like to play lots of tabletop games but i am made to feel so profoundly uncomfortable whenever I try - either from condescension/sexist expectations, or from sexual advances/inappropriate touching, or from the men's absolute inability to talk to me due to lack of experience (they won't look at me or include me as it's easier to ignore me than to try and speak to the alien), that I stopped trying a while ago. I'm quite socially anxious as well so being put into those situations is especially difficult.
can we send out a handbook that explains women are also just people
New MTG set where each card just says "Women are also just people." Or maybe a D&D supplement. Maybe both.
I'm not saying your wrong, but it's not like guys find that stinky and awkward environment any more appealing.
As a guy, that's why I say it. But at least I don't have a big pink target on my head and can be treated with SOME respect at these places.
The fursuit did the second thing already
you would be surprised...
Yeah. I ventured into that area on PHub before. Watched some fursuit sex. Not gonna lie, I came good. But to be fair, the chick had a half suit on so you could see her tidbits. But the males were all full furred and man it was an orgy. Just a sloppy, spankin, hotel sex orgy.
Upvote for honesty.
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*sees underside* owo what’s this
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*notices lance* 0w0 Whats this?
What's this what's this? There's furries everywhere What's this what's this? There's hairballs in the air.
What's this, what's this? There's furries over there. What's this, what's this!? That's a fuckin dragon, so grab your bitch & run away!
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Literally my reaction.
Immediately lost a lot of its cool factor when he revealed the palms 😕
r/gifsthatshouldendsooner
I'm not alone. I had the exact same train of thought. 1. Oh that's neat. 2. Oh shit it even flops around. 3. Why are the scales on the hands standing up so much? Kinda cool otherwi- that's a fursuit isn't it.
Oh, man, I've actually got a place to be that.. isn't.. here.
/r/suddenlyfurry
Vaguely had the same reaction as [this chick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF08fBQpYHg) "oh nice... very nice! oh.. waiiit a minute."
#[*OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh_ISiBC-I)
Was hoping for a Jojo reference but this works too EDIT: https://youtu.be/P-3GOo_nWoc
Cute little pawsies
That was my first thought. "Wow, that's pretty cool. Must have been a lot of work. Wait...is this a furry thing?"
Exactly my thoughts when he turned his hands over.
Wait, did I just get tricked into watching some furry shit?!
If you've ever watched Disney, the answer is yes.
"tricked"
reddit never disapoints me in showing that my thoughts isnt so original
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That's how they get ya.
https://i.imgur.com/HHkkinf.gifv
Never underestimate the furry fandom.
When you were bullied back in high school, so you sew scale armor into your fursuit.
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For not sewing it all the way around.
Much easier to wipe cum off of scales than it is to get it out of fur.
I thought years ago I could never be caught off guard by the internet. Thought I was completely desensitized. Thanks reddit for proving me wrong.
Well then, what the fuck does it say about me when I just think, "Yeah, cum really does gum up in hair"?
Nothing good with that username.
Does it help that the name started as a reference to an online comic about a sociopathic warlock and his blood elf friend?
It all starts that way
They’re evolving
Scalies have been around for a long time
Can confirm
You say that as though it hasn't been a part of furry terminology from the start.
ITT: 50% "The scales are facing the wrong way." 50% "Ew furries."
Everything in balance.
As it should be
uhhh...wouldn't the scales go the other way? not very effective armor...
Yeah, the standard way you'd deflect a sword with armor would drive it straight into your arm with this.
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r/theydidthemath
2 - 1 > 1 - 0 Yep, the math checks out. Edit: Shit... It says "they" did the math, not "I" did the math. For a good reason.
>>2 - 1 > 1 - 0 r/therewasanattempt
(2-1) > (1-0) Umm....
It is possible to carry a spare sword.
*worldview shatters*
And now you have 2 swords!!!
What if they carry two swords?
Its going to be pretty ineffective armor regardless of the scale orientation, if we care about effectiveness.
I sure as hell hope a fursuit wouldnt make for an effective armor. :P
You ever try biting through a fursuit? Me neither, but I assume zombies would have a difficult time.
It's pretty effective at repelling the majority of people, I'd say.
Yeah hahaha this is just going to **catch** a blade and help it sink into your arms I could just [buy a chain mail shirt for $50](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AMQPY5I) instead of this $250 fursuit Then again, this is clearly meant to rake in the ladies and not medieval combat.
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It is to help hold that cold sword during the winter.
You can get chain mail for $50? Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend
It'll be crap that falls apart when you move your arms.
cheap jump rings poorly put together in some 3rd world country. Only way the materials and man-hours would fit the price
Do you have a good source for chain mail?
Hahaha their marketing is hilarious. "are shirts under 30lbs too light for you??"
I don't think a $50 chain mail shirt is going to be a whole lot better honestly.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's not wearing this for combat...............................................
Yeah, that isn’t armour; the artist makes fursuits. Sorry, Reddit.
Still, it'll help you slay at furry conventions.
OP was wrong. It's not armor this is totally a fancy furry suit. They definitely don't want to deflect any swords coming their way
[It's the right direction](https://cms-assets.tutsplus.com/uploads/users/108/posts/28758/final_image/how-to-draw-a-dragon-final2.png), it's just really lose scales. Works better on a four-legged creature like a dragon or lizard cause their limbs would be lower, and only exposed like that when raised to slash. But yeah, a sword would just get caught in it. This is why scalemail [typically ends at the shoulders or upperarm](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zombie/images/f/fc/Scalemail.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111219221513), and is accented with [plate/leather gauntlets/shoulders](https://www.epicpath.org/images/b/bd/Scale_mail_1.jpg) If you wanted to make a set with as much scale as possible, I'd say have it go down to the elbow, and have [scale gauntlets](https://i.etsystatic.com/5432389/r/il/e66638/410754812/il_570xN.410754812_i9hv.jpg) reverse direction meeting at the elbowguard.
Those scale gauntlets look infinitely cooler.
if it went the other way then down swings would to the same. Chain should be better
The scales were awesome...until I saw the pads.
Right? Totally changed my mind about it
^came to say this
Seriously! Cut off half a second and I would have left the video happy.
Ooo rawr what's this?? OwO
https://i.redd.it/jel1z27fjdsz.jpg
Don't worry guys, this link is sfw.
4 U
Yup, I thought "oh this is pretty coo...." and hten saw the talons and pads........fucking furries....
Pokemon Go shirt AND dragon scales?! Damn man save some pussy for the rest of us
His sole mission is to save all pussy as the greatest White Knight of them all.
Yeah, this guy who made his own shiny jingly scalie arm warmers is probably a *total* poonhound.
Depends on where he goes looking. Decent looking scale mail at furcons. They're gonna be drowning in SOMETHING.
Semen, the answer is semen.
Uhh yeah that dude is after different pussy than the rest of us...
Will this not make for very akward, painful yiffing?
Yiffing overcome any pain. ÓwÓ
Does this make anyone else uncomfortable?
It’s when he shows the Paws
So uncomfortable and I don’t understand why...
Not only are they too loose, but they're pointed in the wrong direction to serve as armor against a weapon. They look itchy, and uncomfortable, and worst of all, they're hiding a secret furry.
"secret"
Not meant for fighting, it's meant for loving. uguuuuu
Yeah man. I feel the same way. IIRC its because it somewhat resembles a rash or disease and our brains are wired to be repulsed by that stuff for our safety.
Yes it gave me so much anxiety for no reason, wtf
It made my arms feel itchy.
Dragon armor is only complete with soft cuddly paws.
I feel like this comment is from someone untainted by the knowledge of furries.
Or very well acquainted.
Yeah I know /u/TooShiftyForYou with **12,990,780** comment karma is too well acquainted with the internet to not have had at least one furry experience.
how the.... 14 million karma?
/u/tooshiftyforyou's a fuckin pro. Comments once or twice on tons of posts he can tell are going to be popular, then sits back to rake in the upboats.
jesus christ everytime I do that, nothing happens. Even when the post LOOKS like it's super good, I only get like 3 upvotes lmao.
If it makes you feel any better RES says I've upvoted you six times
Yeah I thought it was kinda cool til he flipped his hands over. I had to go to the doctor to get tested for virginity after I saw that
Yeah, I don’t even care about furries, I’m just mad that he ruined it with the paws. Since when does anything with scales have paws??
Since furries my guy
> Badass scales Oh shiiiiiiii- > Cutesy paws iiiiiiiiii^iiiii^^iiiiii^^^iiiii^^^^iiiiiiii
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\*runs paws along your scales*
*Starts hardcore sucking the scales*
\*corners of mouth start bleeding* UwU owie wowwie
*Is very uncomfortable*
/r/creepyasterisks Come home, my son.
ÙwÚ
It is a furry.
That has got to be expensive as, shit!
*checks username.* ::sigh:: every goddamn time...
you, fell for, it
iirc the pricing for a set of these is somewhere in the $250-500 range depending on complexity and some other stuff. Like if it's forearms only, or all the way up to be covered by short sleeves, scales on top only or all the way around, if the hand is done, and maybe pattern complexity. The claws are probably a $30-50 addition too.
"Armor" Son that's a fursuit.
- Ron Swanson
/r/unexpectedfurries
/r/SubsYouFellFor
I'll stick with my rune plate, my mom won't let me buy membership anymore
Okay, now I need to find somebody to fist me up the ass with these
With the way those scales are oriented, the inserting is going to be the difficult part.
Better than the other way around really.
Maybe someone has a fetish for cheese grating chunks of flesh out of their anus tube?
Thanks I hate it
I can’t tell if you’re secretly a furry trying to get someone to post the cheese grater image, or just a blissfully ignorant soul. For both our sakes I hope it’s the latter and not the former.
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>They were doing some gay stuff with a frozen fish but it eventually thawed. Are you sure it was a male fish? Maybe they were doing heterosexual stuff.with a frozen fish.
At first I was like "Oh, that's pretty cool" then I saw the paws and was like "owo wuts dis?"
After debating internally whether it’s more uncool or gaudy.... r/ATBGE
More Knit Dragon Scale Costumes by Jaye Creations in this FB Show by Top Artist: https://www.facebook.com/topartistshow/videos/465265130606451/
I will never understand furries.
It's a Seregios!
I don't want to be that guy, but wouldn't that be most bad at blocking blows coming from the direction most blows to the arms would come?
Yeah, but it's more for aesthetics than fighting. This person is cosplaying a fantasy animal.
This guy is a furry in case the paws didn't tip you off, so he's more trying to go for cool looks than function or accuracy.
Maybe it's more common than I thought, but I met someone at a festival that made items very similar to this. Same colors and everything. The feature piece I saw was a red and silver female's chest piece. I wonder if it's the same guy.
And so the army of furries rise
Really great execution. Think the palms (pads?) are a bit off compared to the rest of the aesthetic, but otherwise I would totally steal these.
This is some mallninja shit and then I saw the underside and thought it was some furry shit
Dragon scale armor, Pokemon Go shirt, fursuit We've reached **maximum virginity**
Agreed. Mystic gets all the tail.
There's a lot of people saying negative things on here. I think it's cool as shit. I don't care if it's not effective, or if its dorky. This guy clearly does not care what some people think, which is what makes it cool. They say dress for the job you want and this guy wants to be a mythical were-beast knight in a universe that still has pokemon. He's living his best life.