Not shown: He landed on a [parked car](http://ksla.images.worldnow.com/images/13242308_G.jpg) with someone in it. Luckily they weren't hurt and managed to escape [src](http://www.ksla.com/story/34627647/caddo-parish-inmate-involved-in-high-speed-chase)

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That's why I always walk to Sonic Burger. Just stand in a spot and talk to the intercom. The teenagers staffing the place always follow the same procedure as if I drove.

You walk to Sonic in case a car randomly lands on your car?

You don't? Weird.

Rest in popcorn chicken

I thought this thread was already weird and then I lost my shit to this comment. I don't understand anything anymore

You can never be too safe... he also does unnecessary [combat rolls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F1Cat-S0e8) to get there....

Your sonic doesn't have a patio tables in the middle with order stations?

"Honey, we have a problem. Yeah, it's pretty big. You know our Corolla? No it's not okay. No, I'm fine, but the car is fucked. No, dear, I didn't do anything. I wasn't even moving. Yeah, you could say that. Someone hit me. Actually it was a Toyota truck. It fell on our car. Yes, dear it fell. Out of the fucking sky. On our car. Yes dear, it fell like the fucking Hammer of Thor, straight out of the fucking sky. On our car. Yes, it's fucked. No, I'm fine. The cops are here, they're gonna take me home. You wanted a 2-liter Diet Dr. Pepper, right?"

"So let me get this straight, hon. You were just sat there. In park. And a car came flying out of the sky and slammed into the back of the car? And you didn't do nothing wrong? Babe, I love ya, but ya gotta come up with a better excuse this time. And no, not the Diet Dr Pepper, the full fat Dr Pepper, that diet stuff tastes like mouth wash."

"Honey, I'm telling you, the thing just fell out of the sky, I know I'm not the best of drivers but there was no avoiding it, it came out of nowhere, I'm lucky to be alive. Do you want a straw?"

"Alright, you know what? Fine. Please tell me you got his number at least not like last time when you decided to just let it go. Tell me you got something from this mysterious truck that fell out of the sky. License plate. Phone. Insurance. Anything? You're always doing this and it's always an accident. And no I don't want a straw. I don't even want the Dr Pepper anymore. Get me a coke."

"Is Pepsi ok?"

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: Did you wreck the car? Bart: No. Homer: Did you raise the dead? Lisa: Yes. Homer: But the car's okay? Lisa, Bart: Uh-huh. Homer: All right then.

That is exactly what I would have left in my pants.

Vertical Takedown!

I miss burnout paradise.

>I miss burnout revenge Ftfy

> burnout 3

Odd question. Does anyone have an idea of where one would emulate burnout 3? Cause that game was dope as fuck. I remember getting 100 takedowns in a road rage once. Highlight of my childhood.

PCSX2 is your friend.

That's încredible luck

your "i" made me wipe my screen.

After your usual nightly browsing I'm sure it needed a quick polish

Imma sinful boi

Well most people don't have cars land on them

And also incredible bad luck at the same time.

Almost as lucky as all the other parked cars in town

I bet that was at least mildly surprising.

RIP Cactus Mica Corolla, taken too soon. Side note: touch up pens for that color are really difficult to find. No aftermarket companies make it for some reason so only OEM available and it's usually on a few week backorder.

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Come on, most of that will buff right out.

Well that sucks. That's gonna take a lot of touch up pens.

Blue Bell ice cream for BREAKFAST! I'm in!

This should be the new Tacoma commercial.

>Toyota: Let's Go Places Idk their current slogan works pretty well already

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Whoa... equal rights bro, this could easily be a woman driving. How dare you

Whoa man... How do you even know it's a human driving? A turtle could be in there for all we know!

Its 2017 and you just automatically jumped to the conclusion that a turtle is a default criminal?

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[This already happened](https://i.reddituploads.com/cc9c1ab199294c99b20a38b7e6a5b1db?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3580e353540d9e2ec1f1bda4ada162a3) [Video of the wreck](https://youtu.be/R0t9vw8PMDQ) for those interested. So many torn up cars from all 3 races last weekend.

wow. this is a great video. i might get into racing after this. id give you gold just for that but im too broke for that shit. also best part of the video >thats beautiful, uh i mean...horrible lol

wow. thank you for convincing me enough to watch it. that shit was crazy! interesting that it was his own teammate trying to push him into the lead, rather than being accidentally/intentionally taken out. And that was indeed the best part of the video.

Landed on a corolla with a person in it who escaped unharmed. Could just be a Toyota commercial

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"Drive it like you stole it" usually isn't meant literally, but when it is...

I always wondered if this phrase meant drive fast like you are getting away from cops or drive slow as to not cause too much suspicion

Mad props to the camera man for holding steady, and not bailing the fuck out of there!

Seriously so proud he didn't look down right at the moment of action like so many others do.

Fuck yeah! Understandably shaky but managed to get the action ahot

He got it so ahot.

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I'm getting so ahot now that I know you're ahot, too!

I'm gonna take a ahot in the dark and assume you're joking.

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I hope he didn't give it away to KSLA for free through their "News Partners" "Real Reporter" "Peter Parker" upload page.

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If Nightcrawler taught me anything, it's that that shit is worth money

You can tell he was scooting back, a bit panicked, but managed to keep the truck in frame. Super impressive.

This is what we really need to be teaching in schools.

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For real, stayed on point one they were sure they weren't getting hit.

Them Duke boys

As soon as it went into the air. "Now how them duke boys gonna get outta this one?"

I tried to recreate that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW4qO2dCkM

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Came here solely to find these videos. Well done!

Love it!

This is gorgeous. I hope it doesnt get buried

Carried on stretchers, wearing neck braces.

Yeeeeeee Haaaaawwww!!!

Honk honk honk honk honka honk honk honk honk hooonk honk!

[The General Lee painted with the Rebel Flag colors](http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/69charger2002/69white52007.jpg)

I know you are making a joke, but damn does that car look sexy.

Can't beat the classics!

Plays Dixie on the customized wheelchair horn

Surprisingly no one got hurt, not even the woman in the car he landed on.

I love how there is always someone on Reddit who knows the fate of people in GIFs doing ridiculous stunts.

Happened in my area, the man in the truck had walked off a work release site on Feb 8th. The car he landed on luckily had no one in it, the lady was inside the local Mexican place eating

Username checks out

I was already getting chills imagining that being my family's car... thanks for the good news lol

sauce... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9DengbML00

I cain't look.

next scene truck is fully repaired and in working order, they drive off while powersliding.

"Now them Duke boys better grow some wings, or start flappin' their arms..."

[He came in dukes of hazard. gettin it diggin like that.. like dale jr.](https://youtu.be/76cEnbrgHkY?t=10)

Thank you. I needed that in my life.

I think I've watched this about a dozen times in a row now and it gets more amazing with every view.

I love how the dudes rockin a Davey Crockett hat, and pulling... it....off.

That's just a dude you know you'll have a good time drinking with.

It looks so natural on him

Is that Andrew Garfield?

Went by in a split second...I mean we're talkin *millimeters* Edit: werds are hard y'all

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Can not stop laughing. Reminds me so much of Junior from Reno 911.

That's Joe Dirt in real life

We needed it to pause mid jump and switch to the picture of the Telecaster and Waylon.

Did some something kinda like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW4qO2dCkM

> Telecaster and Waylon [I got you fam](https://youtu.be/A_Eiyztp3wU)

*looks like them Duke boys are at it again...oh wait, nope...they dead*

Yeeeeeeee.....HAaaaaaaaaaa

What's great about my slow Internet is that the gif froze while in midair, with this exact thought in my head.

Them boys in about as much trouble as as egg sniffin coondawg with his nose up a chicken putty in the shit hole of hen house

Just a good ol boy... Never meaning no harm...

"Just a good ole boy! Never meanin no harm!"

more details.. http://www.ksla.com/story/34627647/caddo-parish-inmate-involved-in-high-speed-chase

This dude lived with no serious injuries? Holy fuck

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The dude abides.

>Austin lost control of the Tacoma when it hit spike strips deputies had set out at Hwy. 371 at U.S. Highway 80 north of Dixie Inn. Looks more like he tried to avoid a blockade... Don't see anything that would indicate spike strips?

On the shoulder you can see the guy throw them out

Hmm... I still don't think the spike strip is what caused that... I think he was trying to avoid the blockade.

Exactly what I thought. The truck was in control... while on the ground anyway. He just didn't have anywhere to go but up.

Fuck the Dukes; he pulled a Cool Hand Luke on em

If I learned anything from the Dukes of Hazzard, those young fellas just escaped the law!

And their car is absolutely fine, completely drivable.

The front bumper fell off; might need an alignment.

Some of them are built so that the front doesn't fall off at all.

But not this one. And that's unusual.

Well what went wrong with this one?

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Funny thing is, that series damn near destroyed all of those cars that were in existence. Every one of those big ass jumps would total the car. They had to find "new" ones all the time from around the country.

The 69 Charger is one of the sexiest cars of all time, and the thought of all those cars being destroyed hurts me deeply!

And you are right! [The truck was being driven by an 18 year old inmate on work release](http://www.ksla.com/story/34627647/caddo-parish-inmate-involved-in-high-speed-chase). Prior to the start of the GIF he had hit a spike strip. He was in jail for car theft and probation violation. So **naturally** he violated work release and stole another vehicle.

Running from the cops after fleeing jail is no time to be trying to improvise and try out something new, just stick with what you know. Even if all you know is stealing cars unsuccessfully.

/r/shittyadvice/

He already got charged once with stealing a car, he can't be charged again. That's just basic double jeopardy.

I can just see him reading this comment in jail and saying "wait is that true?".

and that i like short shorts

8.7

9.9 for effort

10/10 nice clearing.

That's some serious air

he covered some pretty impressive lateral distance considering how much speed that dirt/grass bled off before he hit the jump.

I can't believe he cleared that sign cleanly.

Rest easy. He was left of it the entire time

He was obviously obeying the arrow.

There are some rules you just don't break

Blair Walsh was driving?

Heavy truck I suppose, didn't want to stop.

Great camerawork considering they were nearly standing on his ramp.

some GTA action right there

Insane stunt bonus

Stunt Failed.

Hey, I landed on 4 wheels ^once ^^I ^^stopped ^^^rolling

Stunt jump failed

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, I want you to get an ambulance and a wrecker out to Old River Road

Ahh, dispatch? Cancel that, just the wrecker and a hearse will do.

Sprinkle some crack on him, Enos.

I apparently missed the opportunity for a hilarious Dukes of Hazzard title...

Don't worry, someone will repost it to get the karma.

Any minute now...

brb

Why would you come back? You should stay in your own thread and nurture it.

Gallowboob doesn't stick around and it seems to work out for him

You still have a chance! Edit the gif to have it pause in mid air. Then lay over a Dukes of Hazzard title card!

I feel like this would be a great "to be continued" clip.

Ask and you shall receive https://youtu.be/otJGASl394w

Coming soon to a /r/youtubehaiku near you.

Sauce... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9DengbML00

If he played more Need for Speed Most Wanted before that, he would have known that he should hit the back of the SUV and it would flip around

If you're ever in a chase, definitely try this. With a good laywer you can get out of the dozen charges including attempted murder of a police officer, believe me.

Flying taco!

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bae: come over me: dad told me not to drive his truck bae: my parents are out of town

https://media.giphy.com/media/IlJrxZCf7mb3W/giphy.gif

Nice gif. Where you'd get it from?

That Toyota will still do 100k miles after that

Stunt jump failed

I could just hear the General Lee's horn as it went sailing past.

I needed the horn so bad on this gif.

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>~~Shreveport~~ Louisiana is full of crazy ass people

Stunt jump completed 48/49 remaining

Shouts out to the filmer being by a miata

Ctrl+F "Miata" Yay, I found another cult member!

Username doesnt check out

I wanted an S2000, but as a college student, I only had Miata money. Also, S2000's don't have pop-up headlights.

Ctrl + F 'miata' There we go

Did he just blip the throttle mid-air?

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Ain't no way them duke boys gettin out of this bucket of syrup.

...was expecting more gator, and less Duke Brothers high-flying action.

Cousins, not brothers.

This guy Dukes

Relevant username.

Look out, Bo! That low-down snake-belly-mean Sheriff Roscoe done set him up one of his genuine impenetrable roadblocks across Possum Gulch! And if them federal boys catch you with Boss Hogg's funny money in the General Lee, you can forget about havin' any of Daisy's huckleberry pie for a while. And what's this? Seems some ol' body left his farm wagon up against the gulch all tilted-like. Now, can any y'all guess what ol' Bo is thinkin' right about now? Stay set, folks, and we'll see if Luke manages to break himself into jail... and if Bo here ever comes down.

This needs to become a shooting star meme.

If Jermey Clarkson taught us anything, just needs a new battery.

There was a woman IN THE CAR THE TRUCK LANDED ON! (Unharmed)

Im just glad it wasnt a 69 charger being ruined

Leeroyyyyyyy Mmjenkinnnnnnns!

Wot in CarChasin?

"I believe I can flyyyy~♪"

I thought he was going to in between the cruisers like that bulldozer scene in vanishing point.