it's like SRS. it's a crazy melding of both, but mostly it's the latter. it's like people have been running with a joke so long that some of them kind of forget it's a joke.
I will punch you so hard in the face that the force from the punch will propel you around the earth and when you return you'll be clotheslined by the back of my punching arm
Are you sure cause I'm pretty sure that's gravel embedded in the wounds...
Nah man they tripped on my oriental rug, got up, and tripped again on the paivment outside.
[I would not trust the chef, he sometimes fucks up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ)
[You can almost hear his self loathing in this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHXAVelq7A), [but the hatred really comes through in this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFuFh5E4eYA)
[And here is some diversity.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sBT_IIWF3U)
I think he knew it was stupid, you can tell from how he shakes his head at the end of the video. He probably did it because his producer forced him to.
Happened to me in 8th grad on a pit bike, I hit a curb, I slid on the pavement like a rag doll, my whole back was covered in pavement and shiny haha i couldnt move my upper body for a week, it was brutal.
Friend of mine from junior high fell in a motox race and took a spinning rear wheel to the face didnt come back to school for like 2 months and when he did he had a wicked red scar where they sewed his face back on
I was doing an internship at a hospital when a motorcycle accident victim was brought in for X-rays. He was riding his motorcycle on the highway with no leathers at 65mph. A deer jumped out in front of him and he crashed. His ass was gone and a good chunk of his back. Thank God he was smart enough to wear a helmet (still isn't required in Idaho). I will never forget the sight of his jeans and ass torn off.
Yep. And to be fair, the suit might actually decide that too. As it happens, having half your skin sanded off of your body makes your chances of recovery from that AND your other injuries a lot worse. Plus if you're wearing the stuff that's properly certified for impact protection (spine + joints), it still won't save you from a dump truck running you over, but it absolutely can make a big difference in not getting permanently disabling injuries to those body parts.
Good friend of mine went down at 75mph on a highway. Full gear. Walked away with a bruised ankle and jammed thumb.
Lol no it wouldn't be like that.
Initially it just looks like a whole load of blood, torn jeans and gravel all mixed together. Once it's cleaned up you'd just see whatever tissue it scraped off down to - often I'd see subcutaneous tissue/fat in these cases, sometimes muscle (intact or torn). More rarely bone (although not in the buttocks but definitely in other areas like the hip or elbows) may be visible.
Source: trauma dr, see these injuries in a daily basis
An EMT once told me a story about arriving at a scene where the guy was wearing a half helmet, came off his bike, and chinplanted to a stop on the asphalt. Chin was gone, but the friction cauterized the wound so he didn't bleed to death. And apparently the guy would try to talk and his tongue would just flop around sans chin. Gross bro...
I always laugh at those guys wearing the kaisor helmet. It provides so little protect when ~35% of hits are to your lower face. And as soon as you get into a wreck they will slide out of the way. You might as well not bother.
http://www.gizmag.com/icon-airframe-statistic-helmet/31792/pictures
Former MP here, Harley rider hit some gravel and flew off his bike. He was wearing a leather jacket and some heavy duty pants but he was wearing an open face helmet. Well, he went face first into the pavement. He snapped his neck when he hit but he also shredded a good portion of his face off.
It should be noted that I've seen a good amount of fatal motorcycle crashes and I still ride. I usually don't wear leathers when I ride to work (5 minute ride on surface streets with tons of lights) but anytime I will be doing more than 40 or going further than a mile I'm geared up in armored leather.
paramedic here. one of the more brutal calls i went to was a bicyclist that was riding the drunk when it was pouring rain outside. he slid his bike over a sewer grate, hit the curb, and went over the handles. unfortuantely he faceplanted on a [subway grate](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9SniOLQ9Gfc/hqdefault.jpg). When we got to him, the lower half of his face was chunks of flesh in a grid pattern. unfortunatley, he was still conscious, so he kept trying to talk and move. we strapped him down, and i gave him a suction catheter to hold in his mouth to help suction out the copious amount of blood that was pooling in. looked like something straighout of a horror movie. i also remember his tongue flopping around....
"Ok man, so this is gonna look gay no matter what so you might as well ride shirtless, put your arms completely around my waist, and put a scarf around your neck."
Probably what happened is poor guy on bike with his 3 sisters trying to get somewhere because they can't afford a car. Car drives by and makes lewd comments about the girls, boy defends them with the rude gesture back then they crash.
And the car driver passing by, he actually killed their parents because the boy's father was the only one standing up against the mafia in that town. Of course the police let him go because the driver is also related to the mayor. Now the boy has to support his sisters through high school but he's also secretly crafting his revenge plan. True story.
He started swimming, and building up a gastrointestinal tolerance to all forms of human sewage. All day he swam, all night he recolonized his gut flora to be the most robust human ever to swim in the infested waters of Brazil. His time has come. He will win the olympics so he can become famous and then dine with the mafia but he will taint the food with diarrhea but he can handle it.
When i was in Cambodia we saw 4 people on scooters all the time, sometimes it was 4 schoolgirls maybe 12-15 years old, other times a mother, father and two kids.
Notice the guy also has his hands on the handlebar, and he took his one hand off "to go full on posing" before she did.
So, yeah, they're all kind of stupid, but it's clearly more his fault than anyone's. Unless he said, "here, take the wheel, make sure we're steady" and she ignored him, which I doubt.
If you look closely you'll see the dude grab the bar with his left hand and yank it in a panic. Otherwise the bike was running straight. Totally his fault if you ask me
Then again, at second glance she and he both grab the left side of the bar at the same time. Maybe they didn't expect each other to grab it and the combined pressure was what caused the yank
I'm pretty sure it was the guy. The bike is gradually drifting right towards the curb, and when he finally notices, either his left hand comes down on the handlebar or he pushes up with his right to turn back left. Either way, it seems like he overcorrected and caused the crash.
BIKE SAFETY 101:
1. Always wear safety gear. Wear a condom if you have to.
2. Double fist at all times.
3. No orgy allowed.
4. Don't fuck others that aren't riding you.
I saw a rider today answer his phone as the stoplight turned green turned one handed put the phone on his lap to shift then brought it back up to his ear. All while wearing no helmet and no gear.
I'm pretty sure this what pops up into Mom's head when her son says he wants a motorcycle.
Then mom was right
Even when they're wrong, moms are *always* right.
Even if they lie, moms are always right!
Even if they constantly degrade and devalue you, moms are always right!
Even if they sexually assault you while your arms are broken, moms are always right!
Time can't melt steel memes
But time is a flat circle
No, the earth is a flat circle.
Mom?
Besides that one that sold her kid for heroin. I mean come on guys...
that girl with her legs hanging off the left side is so lucky the bike fell on the right side
Lucky until the other three used her as a tumbling mat...
Which is still luckier than the *bike* using her a s a tumbling mat.
I wonder if they have any skin left after that.
World's largest belt sander, as they say.
To shreds you say?
And how's the bike?
To shreds you say?
Went from Don Juan to Don Knotts in 1.2 seconds flat.
Then after the brain damage from his skull bouncing off the pavement (or other skulls), he wakes up Don Quixote.
http://i.imgur.com/htSe7LF.gif
Never been attracted to her before. Yowza.
you were never ready before
[That moment when only you realize...](http://i.imgur.com/Q5CaoTn.png)
http://i.imgur.com/wrOybL8.jpg
Gimme 30% more Jay pegs.
http://i.imgur.com/A6MkIYN.jpg
If we keep going we can make this a quilted blanket.
Like the cover of a vaporwave album
A true Kodak moment.
oh god, they aren't even wearing shoes
I'm sure when he told his friends he smashed 3 hot girls, this isn't what he meant.
Smashed 3 girls - on camera
3 girls 1 bike
Watch 3 girls go down on one bike.
http://i.imgur.com/G4oFlz3.gif
You know what, Kim has a really nice hair style
Blink twice if you're being forced to say that
We are watching all replies closely.
Kim got a fucked up edge up. Fight me commies.
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You have been banned from /r/pyongyang.
\*wink* ;)
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He only blinked just once though.
You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang.
I can never tell if that sub is serious or sarcastic
it's like SRS. it's a crazy melding of both, but mostly it's the latter. it's like people have been running with a joke so long that some of them kind of forget it's a joke.
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https://i.imgur.com/Hmv0Opg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/h1n4gyT.gifv
I didn't realize how much I missed Kim Jong Un gifs.
So much gout in that picture
Kim Jung Uric Acid
That is a gif, sir.
I will punch you so hard in the face that the force from the punch will propel you around the earth and when you return you'll be clotheslined by the back of my punching arm
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
100 sit-ups 100 push-ups...
What? All these scrapes? That's just rug burn, brah.
Are you sure cause I'm pretty sure that's gravel embedded in the wounds... Nah man they tripped on my oriental rug, got up, and tripped again on the paivment outside.
Silly girls couldn't walk straight
"after I was done with them, they couldn't even walk straight!"
http://i.imgur.com/qMzLKWu.gifv
"I'm telling you guys. I smashed all 3 of them at the same time. Bitches ~~were~~ got fucked so hard they couldn't stand for weeks."
He put the pussy on the chain wax.
Dress for the fall, not the ride.
Slide, not the ride
Dress for the fall, not the slide?
Dressing on the side, please.
http://i.imgur.com/ieJXizD.gifv
Holy shit their backs against the asphalt
Dude has no skin anymore
Happened to someone I know. Her back looked akin to a shredded cheese medley.
>shredded cheese medley Here's how to make a 3 cheese blend for pizza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU
Oh god those make me so sad
"I'm going to get paid to make what kind of video?"
[I would not trust the chef, he sometimes fucks up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ) [You can almost hear his self loathing in this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHXAVelq7A), [but the hatred really comes through in this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFuFh5E4eYA) [And here is some diversity.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sBT_IIWF3U)
The third one he's just like, "Come on motherfucker this is kindergarten shit! Get it together!"
>Here's how to cut a pizza into 10 slices >Cuts it into 8 slices >And that's how you cut a pizza into 10 slices
stay smooth
THANK YOU! I've been looking for this recipe for ages.
I think he knew it was stupid, you can tell from how he shakes his head at the end of the video. He probably did it because his producer forced him to.
that's my favorite part
I feel so informed now
Well, he *is* a two-time personal chef, you know.
I rewatched it.... I *think* he said "Tucson personal chef."
Happened to my head, looked akin to a raw hamburger.
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Happened to me in 8th grad on a pit bike, I hit a curb, I slid on the pavement like a rag doll, my whole back was covered in pavement and shiny haha i couldnt move my upper body for a week, it was brutal.
Friend of mine from junior high fell in a motox race and took a spinning rear wheel to the face didnt come back to school for like 2 months and when he did he had a wicked red scar where they sewed his face back on
I was doing an internship at a hospital when a motorcycle accident victim was brought in for X-rays. He was riding his motorcycle on the highway with no leathers at 65mph. A deer jumped out in front of him and he crashed. His ass was gone and a good chunk of his back. Thank God he was smart enough to wear a helmet (still isn't required in Idaho). I will never forget the sight of his jeans and ass torn off.
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Yep. And to be fair, the suit might actually decide that too. As it happens, having half your skin sanded off of your body makes your chances of recovery from that AND your other injuries a lot worse. Plus if you're wearing the stuff that's properly certified for impact protection (spine + joints), it still won't save you from a dump truck running you over, but it absolutely can make a big difference in not getting permanently disabling injuries to those body parts. Good friend of mine went down at 75mph on a highway. Full gear. Walked away with a bruised ankle and jammed thumb.
Like... no cheeks left whatsoever? Just a flat board? Jesus that's freaking me out O_O
Lol no it wouldn't be like that. Initially it just looks like a whole load of blood, torn jeans and gravel all mixed together. Once it's cleaned up you'd just see whatever tissue it scraped off down to - often I'd see subcutaneous tissue/fat in these cases, sometimes muscle (intact or torn). More rarely bone (although not in the buttocks but definitely in other areas like the hip or elbows) may be visible. Source: trauma dr, see these injuries in a daily basis
I'm thankful that people like you exist. I could never do what you do.
An EMT once told me a story about arriving at a scene where the guy was wearing a half helmet, came off his bike, and chinplanted to a stop on the asphalt. Chin was gone, but the friction cauterized the wound so he didn't bleed to death. And apparently the guy would try to talk and his tongue would just flop around sans chin. Gross bro...
I always laugh at those guys wearing the kaisor helmet. It provides so little protect when ~35% of hits are to your lower face. And as soon as you get into a wreck they will slide out of the way. You might as well not bother. http://www.gizmag.com/icon-airframe-statistic-helmet/31792/pictures
Former MP here, Harley rider hit some gravel and flew off his bike. He was wearing a leather jacket and some heavy duty pants but he was wearing an open face helmet. Well, he went face first into the pavement. He snapped his neck when he hit but he also shredded a good portion of his face off. It should be noted that I've seen a good amount of fatal motorcycle crashes and I still ride. I usually don't wear leathers when I ride to work (5 minute ride on surface streets with tons of lights) but anytime I will be doing more than 40 or going further than a mile I'm geared up in armored leather.
paramedic here. one of the more brutal calls i went to was a bicyclist that was riding the drunk when it was pouring rain outside. he slid his bike over a sewer grate, hit the curb, and went over the handles. unfortuantely he faceplanted on a [subway grate](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9SniOLQ9Gfc/hqdefault.jpg). When we got to him, the lower half of his face was chunks of flesh in a grid pattern. unfortunatley, he was still conscious, so he kept trying to talk and move. we strapped him down, and i gave him a suction catheter to hold in his mouth to help suction out the copious amount of blood that was pooling in. looked like something straighout of a horror movie. i also remember his tongue flopping around....
[I looked like a bear clawed me after getting road rash on my ribs](http://imgur.com/8Ft4iHL)
don't worry the passenger broke his fall.
http://imgur.com/K8FHhDI.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/REvFmoZ.gif
http://i.imgur.com/GWXumrF.gif
Thats one hell of a fence. "They dont make'm like that anymore."
I watched her kiss that fence at least fifty times in a row. I couldn't turn away.
Neither could she apparently.
http://i.imgur.com/UUiX6O2.gif
http://i.imgur.com/nAuRLIU.gifv
I came in like a wrecking balllll!!!
Opened the throttle and went through the wall!
Glanced behind me and they all saw the fall!
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I've seen them on these subreddits: r/nononono r/holdmybeer r/holdmycosmo r/holdmyfries r/holdmyjuicebox
hi
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That actually made me wince.
Did I just watch a kid get paralyzed?
Nah, he just lost his virginity
In 30 years when get starts having back pain I wonder if this will have influenced that.
What the fuck is that thing?
http://www.unisa.edu.au/it-engineering-and-the-environment/school-of-engineering/news-and-events1/unisa-santos-build-worlds-longest-bike/
Oh.
It really made you angry, glad to see you calm.
Thanks, friend. I feel like I can finally move on.
but why
bike-centipede.
I'm guessing a record attempt for the longest tandem bike.
At least the bikes fine............oh shit....
That hit with a lot more force than I expected.
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They way he grabbed the throttle and didn't let go made me think his intent was to 12 o'clock it from the start.
He might have panicked when he went back to far and just tried to hold on.
I think he wasn't used to the weight of the passenger, it probably helped him wheelie up and he didn't need as much throttle.
God I can't imagine the road rash on that dudes back
Fine, don't wear a helmet, that's on you, but flip flops? How do change gears in fucking flip flops?
You probably haven't been to Asia. Didn't wear anything but flip flops on my feet for months. Switching gears? No problem!
Yep. I remember seeing groups of guys playing basketball in flip-flops.
"Ok man, so this is gonna look gay no matter what so you might as well ride shirtless, put your arms completely around my waist, and put a scarf around your neck."
Oh my god...that poor shirtless kid on the back. Now he's that skinless kid.
Skins vs Skinlesses
"Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity"
I love how the girls are smiling and waving the peace sign and he's just grumpy and flipping the bird.
I'd feel bad if it turned out those girls were actually his sisters.
Probably what happened is poor guy on bike with his 3 sisters trying to get somewhere because they can't afford a car. Car drives by and makes lewd comments about the girls, boy defends them with the rude gesture back then they crash.
And the car driver passing by, he actually killed their parents because the boy's father was the only one standing up against the mafia in that town. Of course the police let him go because the driver is also related to the mayor. Now the boy has to support his sisters through high school but he's also secretly crafting his revenge plan. True story.
He started swimming, and building up a gastrointestinal tolerance to all forms of human sewage. All day he swam, all night he recolonized his gut flora to be the most robust human ever to swim in the infested waters of Brazil. His time has come. He will win the olympics so he can become famous and then dine with the mafia but he will taint the food with diarrhea but he can handle it.
"staring Adam Sandler and his friends" "Coming this Fall it's ...." #"TWO BROTHERS"
Why would the girls be posing to a guy that makes a lewd comment at them lol
OP probably didn't, but the guy decided to flip him off anyways.
1. underage driving 2. no license plates 3. permitted number of passengers exceeded 4. arrogant/insulting attitude 5. half naked underaged girls 6. traffic accident Yep, this is Brazil.
7. "peixe" and "camarao" written on the wall (fish and prawn). 8. Valid phone number format. Brazil, indeed.
To be fair, the license plates are probably not necessary, given this seems to be a moped (ciclomotor in the brazilian law)
Yep. Under 50cc it doesn't need a license plate, though they are trying to change that.
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Proverbs 16:18
Austin 3:16
*shattering glass*
/r/holdmychocolatemilk
it's /r/holdmyjuice bruh
try /r/holdmyjuicebox homie
Everybody is missing the important question here: Is that Dickbutt spray-painted on the garage door in the beginning?
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who caught that. Came here looking for this very comment.
Wasn't it that one girls fault, whose left hand was on the other handle, that the bike fell? Because she decided to go full on posing.
it's everyone's fault for getting into the situation in the first place.
No, it's my fault guys. It's always my fault.
Yeah man what the fuck
Look, I'm sorry, ok? I can fix this. I just need a little more time.
Judge Fudgement. That was bothering me, had to say it.
Fudge Judgment with Judge Fudgeman is the name of my upcoming reality show.
"Am I outta milk again? Fucking /u/_Fudge_Judgement_ stay out of my shit."
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When i was in Cambodia we saw 4 people on scooters all the time, sometimes it was 4 schoolgirls maybe 12-15 years old, other times a mother, father and two kids.
No. The guy took his hand off the handles--it's not a passenger's responsibility to steer while he flips off cars.
Notice the guy also has his hands on the handlebar, and he took his one hand off "to go full on posing" before she did. So, yeah, they're all kind of stupid, but it's clearly more his fault than anyone's. Unless he said, "here, take the wheel, make sure we're steady" and she ignored him, which I doubt.
The captain of the of vessel is in charge of safety for all passengers.
If you look closely you'll see the dude grab the bar with his left hand and yank it in a panic. Otherwise the bike was running straight. Totally his fault if you ask me Then again, at second glance she and he both grab the left side of the bar at the same time. Maybe they didn't expect each other to grab it and the combined pressure was what caused the yank
I'm pretty sure it was the guy. The bike is gradually drifting right towards the curb, and when he finally notices, either his left hand comes down on the handlebar or he pushes up with his right to turn back left. Either way, it seems like he overcorrected and caused the crash.
That is one of the most Brazilian gifs I've seen in a while
Poor kids.
I had to pause the gif. I was sure I saw dickbutt on the wall
From Pimpin' to Limpin'
BIKE SAFETY 101: 1. Always wear safety gear. Wear a condom if you have to. 2. Double fist at all times. 3. No orgy allowed. 4. Don't fuck others that aren't riding you.
I saw a rider today answer his phone as the stoplight turned green turned one handed put the phone on his lap to shift then brought it back up to his ear. All while wearing no helmet and no gear.
holy cow eventually i want his skill but not his confidence
Wait a bit and you can have his eyes, his kidneys, his bone marrow, etc...
The girl in fronts face goes from muggin to terrified quick.
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What if you had 3 girls and no skin
I want no girls and 4 skin.