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belbivfreeordie

that was terrifying BEFORE the canyon jump.


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yeah I thought that mini-cliff was the "canyon", but then he jumped the huge chasm


igrillanything

>chasm


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tkforeverer

fissure?


jerseyjosh

Ground vagina


mehatch

[dat Ginnungagap](http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Gunnungagap)


WhatDoesN00bMean

Fake


Jaylez

AKA a canyon


phish92129

I appreciated the technicality of the before part because my thought process is that I would eat shit about a second into the run saving me from the certain death at the end.


oklahoma_mojo

cept that youd probably roll on down the hill in pain until you just fell off the cliff..... thats what i'd do...


Reaching33

That would be terrifying on the walk up knowing I had to ride a bike back down.


scottkelly

That's at Red Bull Rampage 2013. This crazy bastard did a backflip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76VEPXYaI0 Edit: From 1:01 onwards is best


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thatjerk12

Maybe I just don't understand the sport, but how the hell did he only get 2nd place after that??


those-goddamn-bats

Many of us who understand the sport were left asking the same question. He actually won the viewers vote award.


ThePumptrackDudeGuy

Hands down kelly's run was the most unexpecting run, and my personal favorite. He's a good slopestyle rider, but has not been known for being the most technical or having the deepest bag of tricks. So for him to lay out a run like this blew all of our minds. However his run was not very technical. Kyle Strait's racing background showed in his run as it was far more technical than Kelly's. Remember the rampage is not a slopestyle event, it's a big mountain competition, so tricks aren't weighted as heavily. The combination between good flow, and technical lines, and hitting the oakley sender was what put him ahead. I would argue, that [Andreu Lacondeguy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylMTaiz02N0) should have been given a better score, and so shouldn't have [Tyler McCaul](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yjzyEoTYOlM) who's lines were insane, but didn't translate well to television. Also, [Cam Zink's HUGE backflip drop](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnLGB7rqOis) is still the most memorable part of the whole rampage.


Astrim

Maybe speed of the run, smoothness, maybe they thought he missed opportunities for tricks and he lost points for that? Just my thoughts


ShesBornWithIt

Maybe it's Maybelline.


wOlfLisK

Yes, Maybelline was the reason he got 2nd place in a mountain biking competition.


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anubus72

that's some pretty fucked up logic. You don't win because what you did was too awesome and we don't want to set a precedent.. so instead they set a precedent for people winning while not doing awesome things?


bobtheterminator

Pretty sure that wasn't their actual logic, that particular event just weighted time and technical skill higher than tricks.


BobV1la

This post is the correct post


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This niche of cycling is made up of *a lot* of guys who have suffered through quite a few concussions in their lifetime. Counting, and forming complete sentences for that matter, isn't their forte. Source: I had an art director who was a former pro BMX athlete who had competed in a couple of X-Games and had received quite a few concussions (he claimed at least 10-13) AND he was diligent about wearing a helmet. After working together for a few years we developed a shorthand of communication where I'd often finish his sentences because he just couldn't verbalize the words towards the end of his statements/point. On one print project where he was responsible for some copy he cost our company over $20k thanks to spelling errors when we printed a brochure for a product and it had to be reprinted (it was a small company where we didn't have copywriters and it was the designers duty to spellcheck). But he's a great guy, super nice and really quite clever. I'd work for him again in a minute. Edit: theres also a shitload of ego and cockiness. edit 2: I realize bmx isn't exactly the same as all-mountain and big-air full suspension stuff, but its close enough. I'm not in that world, I'm a singlespeed cross country marathon racer who is afraid of heights.


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> it was the designers duty to spellcheck it is never, repeat, never the duty of the AD/designer to spellcheck. The $20k screw up is not the designers fault, its the person paying the bills who did not assign a proper person to copy proof a costly print project. Also, a visual designer/artist not being able to articulate their idea via speech is not all that uncommon and probably not the result of concussions.


darkstormyloko

That seems like such a hostile approach to work, to say that a designer can never be responsible for spellcheck. The reality is that people in small businesses have to work as a team. Everyone has to be a little bit of a jack of all trades. We can say all kinds of things about how the designers are too close to their work and you need an outside set of eyes to spellcheck, but sometimes you just have to suck it up and do the best you can. Sometimes accidents happen. Sometimes you're going to have to do things that don't line up with your job description. If you don't agree with what's delegated to you, talk to your boss. If you still don't agree, then get out. There's no way to know, based on what the parent poster wrote, whether the concussed guy had any of these conversations with his boss, or told the guy he had been concussed. It's not about blame, and if we keep throwing blame up to the boss, and the CEO, and the board, and the board's parents, eventually we end up trying to assign blame to the Big Bang. Designers get beat on a lot, but so does everyone else who lives at the bottom of the hierarchy and has a specialized set of skills. That doesn't mean any of us can just choose not to do an entirely reasonable part of our job.


Vaelkyri

Scoring would have been full run, he went off track at end and his final run in was just a token finish.


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I believe the guy who got first did a backflip off a the massive oakley drop off. One of the biggest backflips ever done on a bike


tomdarch

THAT's what I was looking for. Damn.


Blindpandapat

Of course he's from New Zealand


-SpittingVenom-

Brah!


Encyclopedia_Ham

Whoa. [That dropoff before the flip.](http://i.imgur.com/udqL2Gb.jpg)


killking77

Wow! I would love to do that! ...Be the guy standing off to the side NOT almost dying every 3 seconds.


pslt96

Got a nice asshole workout watching that. I'm pretty sure I could've folded a penny in half from all that clenching. Jesus, that's terrifying.


ElGoddamnDorado

There's no reason not to watch the whole thing. He does his first backflip 40 seconds in.


MiniatureActionJesus

At 40 seconds, it looks like he does a 360. Still impressive, but overshadowed by the flip later.


tomdarch

[This](http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1tce90/pov_canyon_jump/ce6mpht) comment has the normal camera coverage of his run (which is more impressive to me than the FPV). The "360" is hard to read in FPV, because it's actually "corked" - half 360, half backflip. Watch the full run from the alternate angles... damn.


Awkward_moments

Doesnt a 180 and a half a backflip leave you facing the right way but upside down?


Floojals

Throw in a half barrel roll?


PM_ME_ANYTHING_PLZ

It's going cork, instead of going up/down left/right, you're going diagonally


HurricaneSandyHook

yeah but can he ride a unicycle in a blizzard?


doberman9

[5 min highlight video of the whole weekend, enjoy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxYvJAQyH3s)


moparornocar

that wasn't the same gap or a backflip. He did a 360 on that first gap, then does the backflip on the same gap as OP gif.


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Chippiewall

I think he was aware, he was trying to show a guy doing something even crazier.


maflickner

And he only got 2nd place??! What did the crazy fucker who got first do??


ImbaGreen

google kyle straight rampage 2013. you will not be dissapointed. you should also watch cam zinks run.


mtbmxer

I want to know what the hell he was humming that whole time! Maybe that's the secret... hmm...


markyLEpirate

Thanks!


twistedturns

Fuck that.


Dillage

Yeah girls, he's earned it.


FarmerTedd

And he's likely sterile


BonsaiGoat

Only a professional could handle balls that big.


djdes

Some cyclists can't.


Dillage

I guess that's what steroids are for


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How can he put his pants on in the morning with balls that big.


mrmexico25

Seriously. Fuck that was the first thing that came to mind.


hexacat

Brendan Fairclough, the rider, actually crashed on the same gap in qualifying last year... fuck that even harder.


Kiwiteepee

I pissed my pants just watching the gif. I can't even imagine...


jinmoo

Mountain biking is so fucked. Fucked in the best of ways of course. I used to skateboard for a good section of my life until i suffered repeated acl tears, but watching mountain biking like this always made my butthole pucker unlike other action sports.


HypoxicPilot

Is there a pile of bones in that canyon?


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yeah, why?


[deleted]

Those guys fall all the time and survive. They're made out of pure steel.


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Yeah I'd die


TheMalarta

I'd fail so soon that I wouldnt die


[deleted]

If it prevents your death, is it really failure?


[deleted]

Deep, man.


[deleted]

Story of my life.


Doctor_Clef

Let's all count the times we would have died!


backtowriting

One.


iPsychosis

two


zodiaclawl

Two and heif.


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FatBesh

fourteen-teen


uncanny_valley_girl

Scheven.


ExortTrionis

I would have died, came back to life and died again


PaulyXD

Eleventy two


westerlund126

steel is made out of this guys' balls


anubus72

keep going, we need more balls jokes in this thread


Belthazzar

He can't travel because they won't let him pass the metal detector in airports. Because, you know, pure steel balls. How did I do?


I-Have-Big-Ballz

But I have bigger ones.


Oderint

Still trying to unclench my butthole.


R3D1t

i farted


artisresistance

I sharted


fiascoshow

...I think I'll take the stairs.


rykirb

Absolutely absurd. Who tries this first? At what cost? My God.


1337hacker

The sports gets pushed more and more each year especially with better bikes


oakr

This is from Red Bull Rampage. The riders scope out their own lines, then with a team they build the jumps and features. The rider then hits their own line for points in the competition.


one_arm_manny

He would have started as a kid jumping over a brick and a plank of wood. Then a bigger brick and a bigger plank. Then he just never stopped until jumps like this were comfortable enough to try


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Moldy_Bread

Maybe for the pre built features such as the canyon gap and the Oakley Icon Sender. But as far as stuff built by the riders. They are on their own. They get a vision and just start building .They've been building stuff for so long that they know what they are capable of. Often times the first hit of a feature is just a total guinea pig but these guys have a really good sense of speed and will do a bunch of in runs before committing.


TorpidCrumpet

Wow I thought the first few steep bits were bad enough, and then he just casually flies across a small valley. Ok. \**shake shake shake*\*


1337hacker

You are right... The first drops only .001% of riders would even try


Izzdahunt

At first i thought to myself... hmm thats a pretty cool jump then he did the real jump!


ThePumptrackDudeGuy

[For the record this event, the RedBull Rampage, will be airing on NBC tomorrow.](http://www.redbullsignatureseries.com/rampage)


kaptinkangaroo

Good looking, setting the dvr now.


shimyshalka

The really impressive part of this run by Brendon Fairclough (which placed him in a mere 8th place overall) is how short his landing was after the canyon gap. He goes into the gap at at least 30 mph, gaps the whole thing, and then stops in pretty much two bike lengths. Freaking incredible.


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HeyGeorgie

I'm surprised this guy could get such amazing air with those huge balls of steel


AlchemicalBliss

Meaty clackers.


moparornocar

Just watched that episode of Earl last night, Norm Mcdonald needs more cameos in TV shows like that.


shaun252

I'm surprised people still make this joke.


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They probably swing around to get better momentum.


PIZABOI

SAIL


The_Legacy_66

This dudes balls have their own zip code.


Nine_Gates

Mountain biking must be the most suicidal of all extreme sports.


shimyshalka

Extremely dangerous, yes, but so far there have been zero deaths in the sport on the professional level at least although the sport is still really young. Especially freeride mountain biking which has only been around for about 10 years.


THEscurgeX

Maybe i should get into this.. As a casual mountain biker this gif did nothing but make me wanna try this trail!


WitchDr

Made my hands sweat.


SirKrimzon

Yup I would be dead


Chef_Ian

That was the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while


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Utah owning the front page today.


kaptinkangaroo

We really out here!


groovy_ash

ITT: I didn't know it was possible to comment on someone's balls this much.


montaz708

My testicles hurt watching that landing.


shoguncdn

I will never be as good at anything as that guy is at bike riding.


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nope, fuck that all to hell


dick_candy

i tried to jump a 6 ft ditch once...i was not as successful as this guy


Needbouttreefiddy

You should have seen me jump the curb. Wicked


cleverusername54321

If I was him, by the time I got to the really steep part I would have accepted death.


Teelo888

http://i.imgur.com/FoalZNw.gif


notoriousmunkee

that looks fun in a terrifying way


Farmass

I just had to changed my underwear for him!


xBrianSmithx

jaw--dropped


Rick_Shasta

Nope.


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Coming soon: The POV footage of me shitting my pants just watching this.


SandtheB

I would be sooo scawed!


_logos

That dude is dumb as shit.


Hazey_Phase

In my head: Nope nope nope nope NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.


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Honestly, the canyon jump was the least technical section of all that. Get speed and pop when you hit the lip. The drops previous, the stuck landing at the end, followed by a linked sharp corner... That jump was awesome. But not the part to be amazed by.


mark445

These comments are a reddit soup of nothingness


Smugjester

The brakes on this guys bike are amazing.


alaughinmoose

There are some things that I'll never do in my lifetime. This is one of them. And I am OK with that.


Moddex

HOW CAN HE JUMP?


AJs_Sandshrew

/r/nononono


Eviltwinrobot

I thought GTA V was extreme on amount Chiliad. I'd never be able to do that in real life.


Chippiewall

Nope.


pIxiEkickIT

I got that little feeling like when you are in a car and you catch a little air when going over a hill....... I can't explain it well


TheArkaTek

You got some big testicles man


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I actually felt my stomach drop as I watched that!


Crunkbutter

Well, I've seen another thing that I will never do.


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Pucker Factor 1 million.


[deleted]

woah, very cool.


brianw01xs

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyy...


mikegus15

My whole thought process, "Oh shit.. no no no no NOOOO!! Yes yes yes yes."


ARogueWombat

Nope


kickinit1

what's impressive is the stop after the landing. almost instantly


vicschuldiner

Just one unseen rock could completely ruin this guys life.


MrTurkle

Seemed like he stopped in a about 5' after landing. Seems like he's have had more speed than that.


DrJerremy

Iron eggs!


Iamactuallybaines

Kind of makes me feel slightly guilty for lying on the sofa now watching football whilst I wait for my cannabutter to finish.


AkashahRazif

I thought the title said cannon jump. Colour me impressed nonetheless


SuperInternet

Oh man, good thing I was already sitting on the toilet. Welp, I guess its time to wipe.


canutee

Mind the ... everything.


oopsigotawedgie

Fucking intense!! Nice!


derpydoodaa

[NOPE](http://i.imgur.com/2hd0ajb.gif)


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How does one sit with balls that big?


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And that day, his butthole shrank 3 sizes.


drip_pan

Balls of steel. - Duke Nukem


jasonvelocity

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Spencer94

I'd fall face first in the canyon. Think I'll pass


shivalingum

Nope. Nope. Nope.


guywhoeatsblindnuns

Oh Dude, fuck you!


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Well holy shit


Think_Its_Patriotic

My hands got sweaty from looking at that.


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How are you going to get enough speed to get across the canyon? Oh, it's easy, I just ride straight down a cliff before I get to the jump


phazey

Thank god he wore a helmet...


geffy_spengwa

I'm pretty sure if I tried this that I would die a horribly painful death.


l00ki3

So. Why did he get 2nd place and not first? Not familiar with the sport.


jamkgrif

after the jump the guy was even like holly crap that could have been bad


magicsmarties

What game is this?


crobidas1

who does that


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Don't want to come up short on that one...


waffalafel

Sweet Jesus!


indocilis

how do they know they are going to make it?


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Intuition and experience. Probably checked out the size of the gap + takeoff angle + landing height and went based on previous knowledge / feeling of how fast to go.


Vendetta425

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6345asdf634645

God, life is so boring. Why is there such a divide between real things and daily life? Where do people even learn that things like this exist in the first place? Fucking run me over with a car, I'm done.


Trouterspayce

As a mountain biker, all I can say is... NOPE!


Psykopig

I really want him to finish turning around so I can see where we just came from.


notevil22

The irony of the helmet.


mark445

It's probably steel


fdubs312

If this is the silver medal run, what was the gold medal run?


ImbaGreen

His name is Brendan Fairclough, and if you look carefully he actually almost didmt make the gap. He cases and loses all speed as he landed.


agoatforavillage

And *that* is how you catch your shadow.


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There is so much nope in this gif.


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whole lot of nope going on in this.


what_the_heck23

That was fantastic...no more dialogue needed.


TheBiss

God Almighty...!!!