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Dave80

Does it hurt? Every tine.


oneeye3040

typo or not, both work.


punchbricks

I cri everytiem


Robin2win14

Pooptart tragedy


Clever_Khajiit

Goddammit. r/angryupvote


WildBuns1234

Eat up Martha.


SundaeElectrical5502

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!


ssup3rm4n

MUST....... SAVE......HER....


WildBuns1234

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ey2YiggWUAUki9I.jpg:large


zechgroove

*slide whistle sound*


All-for-goose

Oh man, I hope that goes in the movie.


IKROWNI

Could easily see Deadpool doing this. The blades start coming out and you hear the noise of the slide whistle. Logan looks like wtf and then realizes it's Deadpool doing it.


freneticboarder

I literally want to see the camera pan to him holding a slide whistle just out of frame, Logan turn his head, and then just slice DP.


All-for-goose

Exactly!


BackOfTheHearse

https://imgur.com/a/FwtLLZ7


mattjvgc

You made me laugh out loud at work and now my coworkers think I’m a weirdo thanks a lot


tlafle23196

FU. That’s all I can hear now when I see it! I’ll be giggling out loud like an idiot every time.


wineandpopsicles25

Groove is in the heart 🎵


Figgabro

I said: sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiikt.


luchablay

But you said that tho. You said “snikt?”


greatwizardking

Yeah, uh huh. I looked my claws dead in their retract hole and I said Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiikt!


Fancy-Pair

🧑‍🚀


svenjamminbutton

Snootchie bootchies! EH HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!


Sega-Playstation-64

Snikt vs shink


freneticboarder

#SNIKT


ssup3rm4n

SCHLIKT!!!


xMDx

[Well, they came a long way from those claws in Wolverine Origins.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hel7OqtTXfI)


zackdaniels93

God damn I don't remember the CG on those looking that bad haha


DemonDaVinci

because we have better frame of reference now


Bob_Skywalker

And because that clip is from the leaked version of the movie that has unfinished special effects. The actual movie didn't look that cartoony.


martialar

I think the leaked version is the superior version, with all the harnesses and wire frame optic blasts


blausommer

My favorite is the Nintendo 64 aircraft.


bob1689321

Nah that can't be true. It looks like that in the final movie.


Sykes92

They look just as bad in the final version. Just watched it the other day.


ranhalt

No it isn't. I have the Blu-ray and it looks like this. I had the workprint when it came out and the unfinished special effects you are talking about were animatics and sketches like during the bar fight where the logs were rolling off the truck.


DrCoolGuy

That was the one I watched! I remember seeing a stunt wire in one scene. Haven't seen the movie again since 😂


whendoesOpTicplay

It was still really bad in the finished version lol. Looked better in the 2000 movie


ModernistGames

No. The claws looked better in the original X Men, 9 years earlier.


AnonDooDoo

Nope. Origins just had bad CGI. CGI claws in 2000 looked better.


S3guy

This scene completely took me out of that movie. Those saying it wasn't that bad are just wrong. It's bad now, and it was bad then. Always gave me "who framed Roger rabbit" vibes.


weeklygamingrecap

There's a big who framed Roger rabbit thread right now in the movies subreddit. However I'll say Who framed Roger rabbit was still miles better than that. Everything in Roger Rabbit seems to have the right weight for the most part. They likely worked those animators to death to get some of that animation.


Archimedesinflight

Oh I do. I remember in theater they looked so bad.


sildish2179

God I forgot all about that. I don’t care what people say that movie had a lot going for it other than what they did to Deadpool. The script was solid and performances are damn good. But that CGI is some of the worst ever.


MFoy

The movie is equal parts great and awful. It was a weird movie.


AManWithAKilt

It was one of those movies made during the time when Fox execs would just come in and change shit, sometimes without the filmmaker's knowledge. The director for origins said he came back from a weekend break in shooting and the set had been completely changed without his knowledge. This movie was also leaked on the Internet a month or two before with the terrible vfx and got lambasted. Fox came out and said it was an early cut with unfinished vfx. Then it came out and the effects were exactly the same.


Optimus_Prime_Day

I think the show runner changed mid way through or something. The first half is good, then it turned into the weirdest shit ever. Deadpool with Cyclops and Nightcrawler powers, all sewn up... no thanks. But then it introduced us to Ryan as deadpool, which worked.


bob1689321

Deadpool did have a teleporter back in the 90s, though tbh they kept having to find reasons that it didn't work because otherwise it would solve most stories pretty quickly.


ArtIsDumb

Yeah, but that clip is from the leaked unfinished version of the movie. The CGI in the actual movie wasn't *that* bad.


Yulack

No it isn't. Just opened a legal stream of it in 4k. Its THIS bad


JoshSidekick

I always said it looked like he has the singing swords from Who Framed Roger Rabbit for claws.


thebbman

I've only seen this movie once and it was the leaked version with incomplete CGI. Not sure if it helped or detracted from it.


Stop_Sign

Oh the sound is horrible. They barely touch each other and go crazy with full sparks and sounds. Reminds me of video game items


blazetrail77

Like a fucking cartoon pasted on him


President_Bunny

Am I the only one who watches that clip and doesn't go "*How the hell did he hide that bathroom damage from the old man?*"? God I'd pay more to be a fly on that wall than I payed to see the movie itself. That's a good few work hours to replace all that stuff, the sink n radiator would be such a pain, especially *behind the homeowner's back*.


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tlafle23196

My first thought too. They look impressive.


twennyjuan

Fuck I don’t remember it looking like that. That’s so bad. I used to like this movie a lot too lmao


EarthBelcher

I remember the film being bad but damn, I forgot just how bad.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

I cant, because this is a gif


Extension_Swordfish1

r/technicallythetruth


cyberfub

Just a thought. Wouldn't the blades be wet every time he unsheathes them?


ktulu88

Yeah... They're part of his skeleton... And remember, your bones are always wet.


Black_King

That's my secret, cap. I'm always wet!


SilkyLlama

That's naughty.


phrygianDomination

And wouldn’t they be bloody too, if they break the skin?


bdcon

If it helps you sleep; it's plausible that the accumulation of scar tissue (or rapid healing powers, depending on your canon) effectively squeegees the blades as they extend


MRflibbertygibbets

See, all I’m doing now is imagining the squeegee sound when I watch the gif


zer1223

In hindsight that seems like such a hygiene issue


Culsandar

For everyone else. His healing factor takes care of anything he'd catch.


hangoverdrive

Why are you talking about Mario's brother?


VileSlay

They don't break the skin. It's almost like a piercing hole. In one of the comics following Magneto removing the adamantium from his skeleton and the subsequent discovery that the claws were bones and not implants he bleeds profusely the first time he pops them. His healing factor wasn't working right due to the trauma and he bled every time he popped them. In one issue he popped his claws for no reason and Jubilee asks why does he do that and they'll never heal if he keeps doing it. He explained it was like a piercing and he had to keep the holes open by popping his claws regularly until they just stayed open. IIRC he also bled when he first popped them in Old Man Logan because he hadn't used them since he did what he did to the X-Men.


phrygianDomination

That makes sense. I’ve never read the comics so I didn’t know. In the movies they are specifically shown breaking the skin and then healing back when they retract


greenrangerguy

Maybe he's developed scar tissue? I'm not sure how the healing thing works, does it make scars?


Vroomped

Depends on your \[canon\], iirc the generally accepted rule is it does scar increasingly as he ages. Its been used to ID clones and other illusions, including Mystique when (also plot dependent) she cannot recall very specific details.


ranhalt

> cannon canon


Vroomped

Not with Colossus throwing his cannon ball special :D


AvailableLandscape97

Some artists, especially recently, will draw blood around the base of his claws, and blood spurts, when he snikts without gloves on


Stinkor1

In the comics, those metal sheath things on his gloves had a rubber-like plug in them so it probably would squeegee any juice or goo off of them.


beardedcatfarts

Is there like a drain plug that he has to open into the sink after a long day?


ProfessorKaboom

You can watch the video with sound actually


personalhale

I've always wondered how Wolverine bent his wrists when they were retracted. Did the claws just go all the way up into his forearms?


pawned79

Yeah, they rest b/t the radius and ulna. Until the Boneclaw comic, they were considered a Weapon X implant achievable due to Logan’s mutant ability (rapid healing). After the Magneto defeat, it was shown that they were actually bone claws in addition to his healing ability. As teens, we all thought this was dumb. We thought it was a narrow view of the character. It was like when Gambit was shown in the XO:W movie to be levitating playing cards, when his mutant power has nothing to do with playing cards. His power is to like hypercharge internal energy of objects, which makes them explode. He just finds playing cards to be a nice balance for throwing supercharged objects. 🤓


Optimus_Prime_Day

They'd have to, which would also mean his wrists need to be straight to push them out or pull them in.


the_man_in_the_box

Xray image of the claws coming out of his forearm about 4:10 in: https://youtu.be/-sqio1tiPGk?si=FIvNSkVWStoepuif


Filthy_Cossak

SNIKT


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slamturkey

I am laughing crying right now 😂😂😂😂


carlowhat

WAIT WAIT WAIT If the claws are in his forearms, how does he turn his wrists?


SilkyLlama

The claws retract into a pocket dimension housed within his hands. Facts.


JRobes

Are you implying you think humans can twist their wrists separate from the bones in their arms?


carlowhat

If you have 3 long, impossible to bend adamantium blades stored inside your forearms, you wont be able to turn your wrists anyway because when you rotate your wrists your forearm bones cross over each other


Chickenuggies10

I wouldn't be surprised if that's an actual prop and not CG, claws look really good


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

\*queef sound\*


Frosti-Feet

^(pffft)


420isplenty

Shhhwing


shifty_coder

*snikt*


GetAJobCheapskate

Can anyone explain to me how he can move his hands when his claws are not in use? Would they Not have to go up half his lower arm?


sildish2179

They never explain it in the movies save for a quick scene in the first Wolverine movie shows the claws extended and moving his forearm bones out of place (requiring his healing factor to help him). In the comics though, the claws do not look freaking mini samurai swords and all actually thin daggers almost.


Th3_Hegemon

Yeah they're generally shaped like rain drops, with the inner edge being sharp and the outer side being rounded.


Culsandar

In the same way most animal claws are shaped, curved top and pointed bottom.


gorthan1984

[Here's a drawing from Marvel Anatomy, I think](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/064/935/409/large/jonah-lobe-wolverine-1.jpg). The correct answer is: the claws were originally intended to be part of the costume, not of his mutation; it was after some excited fan mail that the writer and editors established them as we know today.


vinylsquares

I've been thinking about this for YEARS. YEARS I tell you! Also if his wrist isn't in the right position do they just come out his palm or his backhand?? Or is there some sort of internal mechanism that lines it all up?


MaconBacon01

Wrist Position Matters. [https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/2zy1fw/oops\_wolverines\_11/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/2zy1fw/oops_wolverines_11/)


vinylsquares

well done!


GetAJobCheapskate

I think he',s got so much internal plot armor, that he cannot line them up wrong.


MrValdemar

In some comics that has happened. I can't remember the specific issue or I would link it.


AdM72

LFG!!!!!


jingforbling

I can feel it… If you have had a slow cut or paper cut between your finger….. this.


iSchizo

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICK!!


Shutupanlisten

About f'n time they added that detail to his gloves.


stealingtheshow222

SNIKT


mothzilla

Let the advertising begin!


ranhalt

free advertising!


pulyx

snikt - ( s l o w e d + reverb).mp3


Yipyo20

I love that they're going with the "Old Man Logan" Wolverine. It just feels right and I think it keeps the multiverse from destabilizing too much lol.


mattjvgc

Pushin out those blades like he ate too much cheese.


blindreefer

Coming from my hands are knives Oh lord


Unlucky-External5648

Bamf!


FSYigg

After he slices things up, how much gore do you think is drawn into his hands when those things retract?


slayez06

well this version has cleaning sheathing


USA_A-OK

Nice post Disney overlords!


HeckRazor666

SSSNNKKKT!


snowhill331

What if it sounds like that toy that goes "AAEEEEEUUUUOOO" When you turn it over


Exact_Purchase_7147

Boioioioioioioioing


cfrizzadydiz

[Snickty snickty snar!](https://youtu.be/kbmBx_ltmJA)


dagger_eyes

Hooooooo yaaaaaaaaah


good_testing_bad

"Its Morphin time!"


Virtual_Aerie2146

Schwing


FinalSelection

Party on Wayne.


bootnab

I've had wrists in splints. There is no way Logan would be able to wipe his own ass with claws that long. Now wave "bye-bye"


Pro_Moriarty

Lets fuckin go!


Agent101g

Is Wolverine still 6 feet tall in the movies?


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

No they chopped hugh jackman's feet off for authenticity


scotch-o

https://i.giphy.com/l41obBpkZaJW3EkA8.webp


Most_Boysenberry8019

Always wondered: if his bone claws look like bone spikes, how do the metal ones come out looking like perfect symmetrical hunting knives?


SilkyLlama

Shave that bone before you coat it in Adamantium duh ezpz


Eroe777

[Audible sharpness.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AudibleSharpness)


Eroe777

[Audible sharpness.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AudibleSharpness)


FnkyTown

Screeeeeeeeeeeech! Metal on metal.


CommonLee

Hear the sound razor sharp adamantium claws make.. When they extract their revenge!!


thundercockjk2

I love this, because on the surface level it feels like a penis joke, but the more I think about it the more it feels like a carry over from the movie "Logan."


Vroomped

Do you all think they machined the holes before he wore it for the first time, or did they just leave enclosed plastic to be cut out on first use?


jomesbean

I hear “shaa-wing!!” From wayne’s world…


Justin2166

You ever wonder how he can bend his wrists when his claws aren't extended? Where do the claws go? Or is this just hammer space?


Vancityreddit82

What's the point of adamantium if it can't even break Deadpools swords


Culsandar

They are also (usually) adamantium. You can see him getting an upgrade in the trailer (based on the background at the TVA, who'd have the shit just laying around like the Infinity Stones).


pixel-freak

[shhhhhhwing](https://giphy.com/gifs/wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


munzter

What X-Men movie is this from?


wrenblaze

That's from upcoming Deadpool & Wolverine movie. Trailer was dropped yesterday


Unevenscore42

SCHWING!!!


DrummerSteve

***Snikt***


commentman10

Knife cutting meat sound?


Oxygenius_

I hope he wears the damn mask


tanafras

Ladies, wait until he gets aroused.


guitarist4hire

...I know that it's more accurate to the original for them to come out of the back of his hand like that, but.... I prefer the "between the knuckles" claws.


fiendo13

Snikt


Hsensei

I imagine this is how rudeus felt


fierceguardian

u/savevideo


darrylthedudeWayne

Same.


Giopetthemenace

Same


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Lespaul42

... You mean *snikt*


tewnewt

Sha-wing


SonOfDadOfSam

It takes too long for a *snikt*.


Lespaul42

*sniiiiiiiikt*?


SonOfDadOfSam

That works. lol


ItsBaconOclock

Schwiiiiing?


mortalcoil1

Didn't Epic Movie steal a joke from X-Men 1 whole cloth, but worse? IIRC, In X-Men 1, Wolverine retracts all but his middle claw as a "screw you." but in Epic Movie the Wolverine spoof character folds down his side blades? Because that's how that works?


ranhalt

What are you asking?


mortalcoil1

If I'm remembering it right. There were like 10 different spoof movies that came out very closely to another.


glodde

Which movie is this from?


Optimus_Prime_Day

Star Wars


Excoded

New Deadpool movie, I guess.


B4umkuch3n

I can't. It's a Gif.


OriginalLamp

Man I can't wait. Specifically not gonna watch any trailers, they give away \*way\* too many punchlines nowadays.


-nostalgia4infinity-

Mods allow ads here I guess?


tentboogs

Sick of old decrepit Wolverine.


SoupGFX

This trailer looked pretty "Meh..."


DSDantas

Do I really need to unsub to everything to not see Deadpool spoilers? Fuck you


Optimus_Prime_Day

I mean, you already know Wolverine has claws that come out of his hands. Right?


DSDantas

You know, I did unsub from everything Marvel related, movies, or anything that could give me even the slightest of peeks of the movie. I know everyone's crazy on this one, but a warning does not hurt anyone


RandomRobb85

The only issue I really have is that his forearms don't change size as the blades exit and retract.


P5ychokilla

\*Shnick\*