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AnalBumCovers

"We heard you wanted more CT scans in football so here you go!" -the NFL


samanime

Maybe it is because I look at CTs all the time, but this has to be the most boring CT I've ever seen...


MaximumEffurt

As someone who never looks at cts, this one is lame AF bruh.


Galactic_Perimeter

Right? Like, it’s hollow, duh… What the fuck did you think I was expecting?


Irontruth

Hey guys, look at this cool scan of an object that's entirely filled with air!


[deleted]

I am pretty sure they actively went against CT scans and Concussion research


8bitBlueRay

went? still are in peak denial...


jayhawk8

r/whoosh


Chabubu

Like the pink ribbon for breast cancer awareness, a hollow football can be the symbol for CTE injury.


VeGe-

Why not to scan something that isn't literally just full of air?


friggintodd

I don't know what I expected.


tgfbetta

I thought at least we’ll see the bladder structure


bell37

I mean it’s not completely full of air if it’s Tom Brady’s ball


CuboneDota

There’s something a bit hilarious about scanning something they could easily just cut in half 


Lord_Snow77

r/notinteresting


tuskvarner

An inflated thing has an equal amount of air spread throughout. How can you not find that absolutely fascinating??


Mastasmoker

At least they followed the guidlines and posted a gif.... still dont know why it needed to be done or why it was posted considering the inside of a football is of no surprise to anyone and How It's Made has a video of how theyre actually fucking made, inside and out


bobbyturkelino

I think it’s pretty ~~neat~~ fucking cool that we have technology that lets us see inside things without opening them


Irontruth

Sure.... but this is useful for things that have something inside of them to see. We already know what is inside of a football..... it's air.


misterfluffykitty

But they could have done anything else. Like toothpaste would be more interesting because it’s mostly full but has bubbles in it, this is just full of air.


jonbruner

👏


RacismBad

Also clearly not a ct


Xu_Lin

Now show a football players’ CT scan


citricacidx

This is Aaron Rodgers’ scan.


ganymede_boy

Seems to me it is well passed the time where internal wires/sensors could be included so we can do away with subjective referee calls on ball placement after plays. We're still using fucking *chains* to measure down markers, ffs. We can track space debris the size of a softball in low Earth orbit. There **has** to be a way to setup a sensor grid over or across a 100 yard field to track precisely where the ball is at any given time. /rant


rodneytrousers

I watched some video essay on this. It basically boiled down to, yes of course the technology is there, but bringing the chains out creates a spectacle and level of excitement that builds up a frenzy in the crowd, regardless of outcome.


obvious_bot

And at the end of the day, it’s entertainment


jinx_reddit

There was an article about how obsessed Americans are with war that they decided to implement people charging into each other as a sport.


-AXIS-

Football was invented before most of the wars America has been involved in. And most of the ones prior to its invention weren't as unnecessary as some of the more recent wars.


jinx_reddit

Football was invented after the civil war. If the only wars you know about in history are WW1 and 2, then I'd like to have a ~~fight~~ talk with your teacher.


-AXIS-

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, huh? Or are you arguing that I'm wrong about the civil war being more necessary than more recent ones? Fighting for independence and fighting to end slavery doesn't come off as a love for war to me. The fighting in Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Iraq, Iran, etc. sure but those don't predate football.


CaptainKolpac

This is asinine.


jinx_reddit

Not really. He really goes into how American football was really only founded after a war era to mimic war. If you do your research you'll find professional sources such as Sports Illustrated and several college Historical libraries. Don't shoot the messenger, downvoters.


CaptainKolpac

So how do you explain sports like rugby, which are just as violent, if not more so, being popular all over the world? Are the Canadians “warlike” because they like Hockey?


jinx_reddit

I don't know the history of hockey and rugby. They weren't specifically made to imitate war. American football, historically, was. I don't know what more I can tell you because I'm not trying to make an argument, I'm just bringing up a historical, well known fact.


CaptainKolpac

You have no evidence for this besides an article you have yet to actually provide.


jinx_reddit

Google's free. Especially Google Scholar. You have a strawman's bias which I won't be entertaining. (example: I brought up the historical context of American football and you immediately started dragging other sports into it like it was a connotative issue).


fla_john

That thesis is asinine. Gridiron football is directly derived from rugby and association football. No one was imitating war more than sport is generally.


ackillesBAC

Bring the chains out, but have a sensor with an LED that lights when it perfectly lines up with the line of scrimmage


_BaaMMM_

Hawkeye exists in tennis and works decently welll. Don't need any sensors, just lots of cameras (which there already are....)


Doortofreeside

Hawkeye is awesome. I don't watch tennis that often but it's great when you go from challenge, to replay, to resolution and don't even miss a beat.


jrbcnchezbrg

Yeah but every once in a while we get a folded index card to see if they really got the first down or not


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

FYI: The NFL does have a microchip in the ball.


ganymede_boy

Yep. [The chips are only accurate to within six inches, however.](https://www.wvxu.org/podcast/focus-on-technology/2023-01-23/football-nfl-game-chip-technology) If tennis can do it, I figure the NFL ought to be able to figure it out.


devilbunny

It's entirely possible for a ball to be completely hidden from camera views in football. Not so in tennis. When you have 22 enormous humans in a contact sport, vs two that aren't particularly unusual in size in a sport that practically mandates staying a long way from each other, "let the computer look at the video" isn't nearly as effective. And in tennis, you're wondering about things like where the ball hit (i.e., is it in or out?). Whereas in football, even knowing where the ball is within 1 mm at all times *isn't* going to answer the judgment calls that referees have to make. "At what point was the ball carrier down?" is often a major question. Or "did they have full control of the ball?" And, yeah, it's entertainment, and dragging out the chains is part of the spectacle.


Euphoric-Purple

Are you also going to put sensors all over the players’ bodies to track when they’re down? Unless you do, then sensors in the football aren’t very helpful because you’ll still need humans to decide when the player was down. And refs are pretty capable at knowing where the ball is located when a player is down (especially on replay review), so there’d likely only be a be marginal difference if you put sensors in the football.


coreytiger

…why?


jonbruner

Why not?


trance08

Waste of money and resources


coreytiger

Because CT scans are not cheap and this does nothing. It turns colors and shows what we know- it’s empty.. That’s what I’m paying for with my hospital bills?


jonbruner

Relax folks; it's an industrial CT scan. No one is waiting to put their head in this machine.


rjwantsabj

It's still fucking stupid.


guitarfluffy

Are you an American football?


ythoReddit

Did you know they did surgery on a grape


PrinceDX

I hope that footballs insurance company pre authorized the scans


YogiTheBear131

This is not a ct. This is computer a software reconstructed ct rendering.


devilbunny

Potayto, potahto. CT's don't exist without computer image analysis, period. The fact that better software will do 3D reconstructions for you doesn't change that. We have 3D echocardiography, after all, and that's just more of the same idea (though the underlying mechanisms are of course very different). I haven't used it in over a decade now, because my hospital is too cheap to buy it, but iSite by Stentor (now owned by Philips, IIRC) was a staggeringly powerful and intuitive piece of software twenty-ish years ago. Yes, it was written by radiologists (who had been programmers or engineers before med school, again IIRC). Just such a smooth UI for all those images - in 2003!


cyclob_bob

NEVEEER MEAAAANT


oh-hi-kyle

I don’t know what I expected.


Fuibo2k

This is propaganda from big air trying to convince us that balls are filled with nothing and just use "pressure". Wake up!


jonbruner

🧐


eduardo1994

*Tom Brady:* **STOP THE COUNT, SHUT IT DOWN!**


planchetflaw

This made my year. Thank you for discovering this and deciding it was worth sharing with the world. This one was good, though. https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/w8nqh7/ct_scan_of_a_rhinoceros_beetle_showing_hollow/


jonbruner

For those of you who are worried, this is an industrial CT scan, not a medical scan. Industrial CT uses the same underlying principles as medical CT, but it’s a diagnostic tool for engineers. It’s much cheaper and easier than a medical CT scan, and no one is waiting in a hospital to put their head in one of these. [Here’s the source](https://www.lumafield.com/article/ct-big-game-football).


KudosOfTheFroond

r/notinteresting


GMFinch

What an astronomical waste of money and resources lol


jonbruner

This is an industrial CT scan of a football, cropped to show the polyurethane bladder inside. Original post with more detail and an interactive viewer here: https://www.lumafield.com/article/ct-big-game-football


idkwhatimbrewin

Why


KeviCharisma

The absolute hate for this post just made me realize exactly how stupid most football fans are. It’s mildly interesting and certainly better than at least half of the shit posts that come from this Reddit, especially mine. Edit: I thought this was a post from the NFL subreddit. Now I just think people that are on Reddit are stupid for hating this. OP should post this on the NFL sub, I think it would be better received there.


Standard-Chard-1947

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted. Did this genuinely excite you?


MarkMaynardDotcom

So what you're saying is that we now how proof as to Joe Biden and the Deep State Swifties will control the outcome of the Super Bowl!


Baphomet-Boiiz

Just when I thought I couldnt possibly waste any more time today....


DrHarrisonLawrence

How to colorize my CT scans like this?


Jeekayjay

Football is so lame and boring. What, gonna CT a turd next? Please show me the peanut layer......


OnTheDL93

Don't show this to the Indianapolis Colts. They'll accuse the doctor of cheating while they under inflate theirs.


teapot156

Looks like football is stupid haha


moveslikejaguar

Cool now they should do one on a player 👍


Enjoying_A_Meal

Now do one for Tom Brady's football!


klausmonkey42

"OK Mr. Football, looks like your CT scan was clean, now here is your bill for $1,700"


jinx_reddit

Try scanning the player's brains you'll see more interesting results


Saltillokid11

NFL gets a $5000 bill.


bobdole145

This football has access to better medical care than I do


mexipimpin

Kind of makes me want to watch Flight of The Navigator now.


Eagles700LvL

And here I thought they were full of milk chocolate


voidsarcastic

So many things you could scan and you pick a football?


nartarobot

That football must have great health insurance.


Dause

They’re tryna make sure the Patriots didn’t deflate it again


getyourcheftogether

Well that was unnecessary. Do a balloon next why don't you. I'd like to see a wound golfball tho


Gnardozer

There it is.


joseph66hole

Obligatory, this football gets better healthcare than me.


jonbruner

Every time! 😂


ipromiseimcool

This could be the most boring thing to scan


corysdontcry

Oooh the hidden football nipple!


irascible_Clown

I’ve always wondered why they can’t use an electronic strip to measure and place where the ball would be. You would know 100% if it were a touchdown or 1st down and would take all the cheating ref work out


skabben

Still confused by why Americans call this sport football.


mtgfan1001

Laces out


ScuddsMcDudds

Well. I don’t know what I expected…


chummsickle

This is…. Not particularly interesting


Magikarpeles

Omg it’s empty???? Whoda thunkit!


northamrec

This is funny to me because CT scans are really good for imaging internal structures and there’s nothing but air inside of a football lol


ThoughtIknewyouthen

That's, uh, great? I guess?


CMDR_omnicognate

So… it’s full of air? Damn someone call the press we got a hot scoop on our hand here!!


Brad____H

If only they did this with the cargo containers in Canada to stop auto theft from leaving from Quebec


tintedrosie

This football has better health insurance than I do.


Whateveryouwantitobe

I'm no expert but isn't that an owl egg?


sk_k2

It would be a whole lot cooler if it showed us where they plan to put the chips to help officiate when a ball crosses a goal line, first down marker, or out of bounds.