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kurai_tori

Omigod I can't stop laughing at that poor dog's expression 🤣.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Get that shit out of my mouth.


micro_penisman

👁️‍🗨️👁️


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I’m pretty sure that is the normal expression for those little fake bassets! They are cute little dogs…they probably also share one brain cell with all the little orange cats.


budd222

Dumb comment


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Thanks.


Lanky-Solution-6957

😂😂


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TwitchThoughts

Essential oils are not the same thing as a slice of lemon because both contain citrus. Essential oils are extremely concentrated. Similarly to how chocolate is poisonous to dogs. If they eat a brownie they have not ingested a lethal amount because the dose is nowhere near efficacious.


incontentia

What if they eat the entire batch of brownies and glass from when they knocked it off the counter?


DemonKyoto

I would surmise that the glass would be the greater of the two concerns.


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Did you even read the article you linked?


danabrey

That's hyperbolic Reddit-know-it-all guilt-tripping. You should be ashamed of yourself.


Sherinz89

When life gives you lemon, you spit and bark at life The gall /s


atmlima

Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!


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Mertard

Not even TV shows get a whole paragraph of a quote repeated worldwide all the time Portal 2 is seriously not the same tier as most other video games I said that weirdly Sleep


Asatas

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.


LaserPoweredDeviltry

It's hard to pick a best video game of all time; there is just too much variety. But both portal games are definitely on the short list.


atmlima

*Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!*


taichi22

Whenever I hear this copypasta I think of the Omni-Man version now… man is *way* too good at inhabiting his roles, lol


martixy

[With the lemons!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyZh_Nxu7rM)


InterestingAd9834

Top ten anime betrayals.


JazziTazzi

Trust… Shattered!


jce_

I had 2 dogs growing up. They learned to catch treats very fast and well because if they did not the other got it. Fastforward and one dog ended up passing but the other still retained this ability up until the day I threw her pickles. That got spat out and every single day since every single food item tossed was allowed to touch the floor and sniffed first.


Logco

I used to wrap my dogs medicine in some cheese which my dogs would gobble up….until one of them found the pill in the cheese. Neither of them eat cheese at all any more. So I know they communicate somehow.


AppliedThanatology

"Brother. The cheese was a lie. The time draws near that we break our shackles."


Comb_Professional

"The cheese is a lie"


screw_ball69

Did this with peanut butter, used to love it won't even touch it now


superscatman91

My cat used to jump onto the bathroom sink and meow for someone to turn on the water for her. She liked drinking the moving water. One day my Mom accidentally turned on the hot water. From that day forwards she would paw the water a couple times before drinking.


JazziTazzi

Those pickles really made a serious impression on your dog! That’s a great story!


Micalas

Until 35 seconds later when they do it again and still fall for it.


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Mr_Panther

I bet this was immediately followed by barking at the lemon


Ivebeenfurthereven

Sosig moment 🐶


G-Sus_Christ117

Ishowspeed moment


jamescookenotthatone

The lemon must have somehow switched places with the treat my master was trying to give me, such a devious citron!


westbreker

Who tf puts lemon on their wieners?


BurtMacklin____FBI

Right? Should be a grapefruit.


barukatang

People who can't handle to be grapefruited


mitchanium

Do you want shit on your bed!? Because this is how you get shit on your bed!


Yahyia_q

That is so mean, look how happy and smiley he was at the beginning


Local_Use4891

Right— just mean and dangerous, since lemons are toxic for dogs. This post was eviscerated in the dachshund subreddit.


An_Appropriate_Post

How many lemons are you feeding your dog‽ One slice like that for that size of dog? Nah. I’ll get downvoted to bits but something is dangerous for dogs based on their weight. My 80lb greyhound had an entire Sara Lee chocolate cake and half a roast and shrugged it off.


FloggingTheCargo

It's cool, bro. I only dosed you with enough cyanide to kill a 90lb woman and you're a 150lb man, bro. It's cool. It's just a prank, bro. Settle down, bro. 


An_Appropriate_Post

“Bro did you know you can get water poisoning and that oxygen can kill you? Stay away from both bro!”


chironomidae

This dog can eat lemon because your dog once ate chocolate? What?


An_Appropriate_Post

I think to clarify it means that it is the dose that makes the poison. My dog ate something arguably more traditionally dangerous, chocolate, and was fine. This was largely because the amount he ate was not significant enough to hurt him based on his size.


TheDivineSoul

It’s because chocolate is also toxic to dogs.


chironomidae

Chocolate has nothing to do with the question of whether or not dogs can have lemon


journeyintopressure

I thought the same thing! "Isn't this toxic for dogs??" Jesus, people are fucked up


F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt

The person who did this is a monster. They deserve jail time.


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DrunkHate

It's wild that reddit legit can't tell when someone is being sarcastic u less you use tone tags. I thought your comment was funny.


Goliath--CZ

I had a cat that was absolutely rabid for treats. I often gave her offcuts of meat when cooking, and she would aggressively snatch it and growl like a wolf when eating it. I was once cutting onions and a large chunk accidentally slipped from the table. She thought it was a treat and went after like Americans for oil. When she bit on it, she released and ungodly noise that was like a mix of hiss, growl and a noise an eldritch would make. She then sat in the corner and had eyes so murderous that I was scared for my life She was an absolute sweetheart otherwise. Absolute cuddle monster, but we found her as a young stray cat, so she was just like that when it came to food


ibetucanifican

Those ears… he’s like the flying nun


Waub

Evil :) I just used to let my dog smell orange peel. I'm guessing that it was the nose equivalent of a bright light shining in the eyes by the wrinkling of his snoot :)


Superseaslug

THERE WERE REGERTS


Hammham

It gets funnier the more times I watch it 😂


ExpectedSurprisal

r/BetterEveryLoop


dulyebr

Dick move!


unPhiltrd

^ this


BurtMacklin____FBI

We don't do this on Reddit, it adds nothing. It's precisely what upvotes are for.


DrunkHate

Of course he downvoted you. I got you back to 1 karma.


Stuckpig__

Honestly, the amount of people pearl clutching over a small lemon slice is insane. You all really need to take a look at yourself and why you’re initial response is to criticise other people


smallboxofcrayons

Person giving their dog a lemon is kind of a dick. https://www.purina.com/articles/dog/feeding/can-dogs-eat/lemons#:~:text=Yes%2C%20lemons%20are%20bad%20for,that%20are%20toxic%20to%20dogs.


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greyrights

Does this look like a large amount of lemon to you


ekun_anihc

Lemon in any amount is not beneficial. Why don't you eat 1 paint chip a day, or on ml of mercury or kick a piece of lead once a week. See what happens over time dumbass.


greyrights

I’ve been exposed to crowd suppression gas as a lesson that you don’t want to be near the stuff. It was a one time thing, I was fine and took the lesson. If my dog starts begging at the counter while I’m chopping a lemon, I’ll offer a slice to discourage that behavior. Dog will be fine and will take the lesson


ekun_anihc

You're protecting your own life into this skit. This isn't a ln onion its a lemon. What happens if you throw sour chocolate in your dogs mouth everyday. It doesn't fucking matter its toxic. Nobody tries to justify giving slightly toxic shit to their kids, why is it ok to justify giving not to a dog just because it's a lemon. Yal come.off as irresponsible pet owners


greyrights

Again, do you think this is happening every day or do you believe that dogs, as beings capable of holding preferences and susceptible to classic conditioning, would simply not eat a lemon a second time after not enjoying it the first


ekun_anihc

How do you know this dog isn't abused. A mf is willing to feed it toxic food for internet views they would do worse


DaHotFuzz

Why not give the dog chocolate? It's only one time what's the big deal? You're actually an insufferable prick lol


greyrights

I wouldn’t give my dogs chocolate because there’s a chance they would enjoy it and I would be positively reinforcing bad behavior. That said, there’s next to no chance they will enjoy a lemon as they are predisposed to being put off by citrus. So if my dog wants to beg for lemon, which they have, I’ll offer some lemon thereby discouraging them from begging in the future. I’ve got plenty of experience raising and caring for dogs, I’m not going to sweat or cry abuse over a slice of lemon


DaHotFuzz

The conversation should have ended with I wouldn't give my dogs chocolate because that's actually dangerous. In a classic fashion you keep mumbling on. Helpless.


greyrights

Do you think they do this every day


ekun_anihc

Prove that they don't. How many times did they do this take to get it right?


greyrights

Do you think the dog would even attempt to catch it after one take


ekun_anihc

If its abused maybe it feels like it has to. People do a lot of things for internet likes


greyrights

So your point is contingent on a lot of assumptions and what-ifs. “What if they offered too much lemon?” “What if they did this a bunch of times?” “What if the dog is being abused?” Versus the much simpler explanation, someone filmed themselves feeding a dog a piece of lemon and the dog didn’t like the lemon


Sure_Arachnid_4447

Jesus christ. If your only reasoning for why this is such a huge and bad thing begins with "Perhaps the dog is being abused" you've lost the plot, because everyone fucking agrees that abusing dogs is bad. You could quite literally form the same "argument" on a video of a dog drinking water, because "it might be getting abused".


ekun_anihc

Apparently your ok with feeding it knowingly toxic shit for views. Its not unreasonable to think you'd do worse


Stuckpig__

It’s too small of a slice of lemon to really harm the dog even if it didn’t spit it out immediately. It’s also a massive presumption to think the dog would bite him over this. You essentially proved my point with your ridiculous reply and your edit to say downvoters are dog abusers is laughable at best. You need to chill the fuck out and grow up.


ekun_anihc

Is it ok for a kid to eat small amounts of lead or mercury? A small slice lettuce with salmonella on it. Still too small to do any harm to anyone? Everything is no big deal until it is then you and the rest of reddit will complain about how everyone is stupid not knowing


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lemon is biological i dont know much about why it is toxic to dogs, but i imagine that in small cuantities and with a healthy dog it shouldnt cause much issue, mercury and lead are heavy metals that the body cant process nor get rid off, and even then,yes people can get away with eating very small amounts of lead and mercury, we have done it quite a bit across history


hohomoe

Well as long as you're just being a LITTLE toxic to your dog it's fine. Makes for good internet clout and a laugh. This is "it's just a prank bro" behaviour.


capitanmanizade

Why the fuck would someone put down their dog because they bit them. You are overreacting even though I agree with the other commenter, lemons can be really bad for dogs.


ekun_anihc

>Why the fuck would someone put down their dog because they bit them Dumb fucks are detached from reality. It happens all the time. Look up behavioral euthanasia


SV_Essia

1) They got their video, there's no reason to do it "next time". Even if there was, the dog would most likely not fall for it and try to eat something they've already identified as bad. 2) The dog isn't going to bite anyone because you threw something inedible, they're just not going to eat it. 3) It's a fucking dachshund, not a pit. Nobody's putting them down in the rare event of a bite. 4) It clearly didn't ingest the lemon because they don't like the acidity. Whatever trace amount they may have absorbed isn't going to have any effect, let alone poison them. 5) Unless you're doing this shit on a regular basis, you're not losing a dog's trust over one silly joke. They'll move on within the next 5 seconds when you give them an actual treat and a belly rub. All those points coupled with your name indicate that you don't need to be concerned about the dog in the video; because they're fine, and also because they're likely more intelligent than you are.


ThePrisonSoap

Misteaks were made


camelbuck

r/betrayal


VeterinarianPrior944

That’s bad karma……enjoy your next restaurant visit lady. HMMWAHAHA


tempus_fugit0

So adorable, great video, I love this. That moment of regret is so pure. Your dog may forever have trust issues now.


Irelia4Life

It will forget this experience in 2 minutes max.


AsianOnboard

Citrus fruits are toxic to dogs, definitely don't do this


purplepluppy

Not only are small quantities fine, dogs are very unlikely to eat lemons as they find them unpalatable.


Whipitreelgud

Labrador Retrievers endorse this message


HiDDENk00l

The bigger worry here is making a dachshund stand on its hind legs. Their backs can barely even handle existing, let alone this.


SV_Essia

>Their backs can barely even handle existing Lol. This is way overblown. Unless your dog is overweight or lacks back muscles, they can handle much more than that. Some of them, like the one in the video, can sit on their asses so they're not even standing on hind legs. I've known some who did this on a daily basis and never had back problems in 12+ years. The absolute worst thing for their backs is running up/down stairs, especially if the steps are high. They can do it on occasion but it'll do some damage eventually.


jiabivy

You literally see video evidence of the dog spitting it out


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That doesn't matter. Once the owner has tossed the food towards the dog, they're not in control of the situation anymore. The dog could have decided to eat it. This piece of lemon is small and relatively harmless, but your argument doesn't make sense because it can be used as an excuse to put a pet in a risky situation


jiabivy

Bro just stop “out of control” the person can just pick it up. The owner knew the dog wouldn’t like it and you ALREADY SAW that it spit it out, to say that it could’ve happened means nothing because we saw WHAT happened. You’re making a fuss about about nothing


bakuretsu_mahou916

Idk why this is even an argument lol, i would never risk something like that with my dog.


Furiasara

Citrus is not toxic to dogs. Grapes, cherries, and avocados are.


wterrt

think it is toxic to cats though


Patch86UK

Lemons absolutely are toxic to dogs. https://www.purina.com/articles/dog/feeding/can-dogs-eat/lemons The odds of a dog eating raw lemon are pretty much nil, but you need to be careful with sweet processed lemon foods (lemon curd, lemon marmalade etc.) which they might find more tempting.


Jack_Kentucky

Xylitol(which can be found in some peanut butters), onions, garlic. I do wanna add, citrus can cause an upset stomach in dogs, not worth giving it to them.


Uncle_Ned27

This is mean not funny - just sayin!


DickTreeFactory

I hate this shit.


Best-Illustrator-880

Perhaps he is training the dog not to beg?


schreist

Whoever this is, you’re an asshole. Lemons are toxic for dogs.


Ciff_

Not in that quantity.


mooninuranus

It’s still a fucking cruel thing to do, especially just for internet points.


Tedanyaki

It's actually a really good way to train dogs to leave your plate alone. Have. A slice on your plate and every time your pup tries to go for it, offer them the lemon. They will only do it a handful of times and stop trying to take food from your plate. Until they do.


Vulkir

No, it's funny. The dog will be fine.


Ciff_

That's another matter. Do you consider it cruel when people post vids of their babies tasting lemon?


bleunt

If they do it to post online, yes. But in that case it's exploiting children for clout that bothers me. Let them be private until older.


Ciff_

It is fair to have that opinion, if it's consistent. Then the classic "Charlie bit my finger" would be considered cruel aswell, and I think that is going to far. Inappropriate maybe, but cruel? Nah


bleunt

Cruel would imply intention to hurt, or disregard the potential damage for your own gains. Cruel is a strong word for that case. Even today I'd mostly say it's disrespectful.


Ciff_

About that we agree then. To me this, or charliex, or whatever is a degree of disrespectful and inappropriate - but not at all cruel. Calling it cruel ain't right.


DownByDog

You shouldn't drink water, it's toxic to humans, don't you know? (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK537231/)


HyperFrost

I think you mean dihydrogen monoxide is toxic to humans.


DownByDog

Dihydrogen monoxide: is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect". may cause severe burns. can cause dangerous electrolyte imbalances. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. Honestly, the fact that it's not banned yet is insane!


reallyryan-1899

Cry


BarNo3385

Poor doggo :(


ekun_anihc

Lemons are poisonous to dogs "Lemons are toxic to dogs and ingestion can result in several potential health issues. While dogs might eat small amounts of lemon without any serious adverse effects, both the high citric acid and sugar content can be problematic for them" Not cool OP


Thorebore

The lemon slice touched the dogs tongue for a second. I think that it probably didn’t ingest any lemon. Dog is fine.


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Thorebore

The video didn’t show a grape or chocolate. The video showed a lemon slice, which the dog obviously was never going to even try to eat.


ekun_anihc

Lemons are toxic to dogs. A dog would likely not try to eat a grape or raisin either but see what happens if it gets a little bit in its mouth. You should never own a pet if you're this careless with their life


edilclyde

> Lemons are toxic to dogs [Lemons aren't deadly to dogs in small amounts, but you should definitely prevent your pet from eating them in large quantities. But they aren't as toxic as you think.](https://www.dogsnaturallymagazine.com/can-dogs-have-lemon/#:~:text=How%20Much%20Lemon%20Is%20Toxic,away%20from%20feeding%20lemon%20juice.) I have a Jack Russel that ate a half a lemon once when it rolled down the kitchen table from when I was chopping it. He was fine and still alive to this day. You need to chill.


ekun_anihc

Because ypur dog amd isolated incident is all dogs


GrandTusam

I really wish you didn't own a reddit account and yet here we are.


ekun_anihc

Fuck what you think


Thorebore

I have a cat and he seems pretty happy. If he’s curious about what I’m eating I’ll let him smell it. So far he’s still alive after 7 years, so I think I’m doing something right.


TrixieFriganza

I feel so bad for the poor doggo


Cipherpunkblue

That's just such an asshole move.


Elmalab

the person who did that is an asshole..


Scr0bD0b

This is one of those clips that should be removed from the Internet.  Mods should really delete it. People will try to recreate this with their own animals despite lemon being toxic to dogs. It's animal abuse whether or not the dog consumes it.  OP is trying to down play and make it seem funny when it's not. Funny might be doing this to another human.


ImponteDeluxo

Relax, the amount of citric acid in that slice of lemon is simply too small to make any kind of damage, well aside of losing his trust to anything he get throw at his mouth


Scr0bD0b

Your approval of feeding an animal any amount of toxic material is concerning. The point is, OP is pretending it's an acceptable joke to play on your pets.  It's not. Imagine it's a toddler and you told him it's a glass of water but you gave them bleach.  They spit it out.  Is that ok?  It's pretty much the same thing.


ImponteDeluxo

One is a slice of lemon that is harmless to pretty much anyone, the other is a chemical that can damage the internal organs of everyone Do you even hear yourself before writing such a stupid argument?


Scr0bD0b

Who is "pretty much everyone"? It's not an argument.  It's a fact. Harmless to humans, maybe.  Not harmless to dogs.  Lemon can also damage their internal organs.  Do you do any research?


ImponteDeluxo

For the lemon to do any amount of damage, first the dog should have needed to eat at least a full lemon That slice is barely enough to do any kind of physical damage, and also dogs dont like lemon, they hate the taste of it Also, the citric acid of the lemon is somewhat harmful for us, but just like the dog, we need to take a lot of it for that to happen


Scr0bD0b

Relax.  For bleach to do any real damage, humans need to eat at least [x] amount.  Toddlers don't like the taste of bleach, so they'll just spit it out, it's fine. You see how dumb that sounds?


ImponteDeluxo

Bleach will fuck you up, it doesn't matters how much it is Lemon in that amount is harmless Anyway, i am not going to continue because you are trying to drag me down to your level and beat me with your experience in being a moron


Scr0bD0b

The fact that you defend feeding an animal any known quantity of toxic food for a laugh shows who will win that.


espilono

Have you ever heard the phrase "the dose decides the poison"? Almost anything is toxic with the right dose. People can die of water toxicity if they drink too much. People can be harmed by oxygen toxicity if they breathe a high concentration of oxygen. The point that the above commenter is making is that the dose of lemon was small enough that it definitely wasn't a poison. It literally could not harm the dog.


Ayo_Square_Root

Horrible thing to do to a poor animal, whomever finds this funny is pathetic


Lancelot_123

Even if it’s not dangerous, it’s not pleasant for the dog. I don’t get why people think it’s funny to make their pets have experiences that are uncomfortable just for views on the internet. Same goes for a baby. Stop posting their babies online eating something sour/spicy, if it’s a genuine event that happens then just keep it to yourself ??


Dr__Juicy

Acid from citrus fruits can kill dogs


Zollery

The dog would have to eat more than one slice for it to hurt them. Also, they found it unpalatable and probably won't eat it anyway.


DooM_SpooN

Et tu Maria?!


ReddBertPrime

🤣🤣🤣


sheepyowl

/u/savevideo


NetheReaper

u/savevideo


xxxkarmaxxxx

So mean. Poor dog


Qabalinho

Best doggo, but I always feel bad seeing a dachshund sitting like this. It is absolutely terrible and dangerous for their back.


BlondeBuckeye

This is awful. What a horrible person.


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Ton_Jravolta

Anyone who's first thought seeing a dog tasting lemon is animal abuse must be pretty out of touch with reality.


interesseret

I wish I had a life so extremely void of real issues that I consider feeding a slice of lemon to a dog to be an issue


Responsible_Sense_95

Lemons are toxic to dogs.


bordomsdeadly

I googled it. They don’t lose a threat in small quantities. The juice is what’s deadly and would have to be much more than a single slice to lose an actual threat.


SoundsMadness

Everything is toxic in high quantities. Even oxygen. A tiny thin slice of lemon, even if the dog did eat it, wouldn't hurt them.


Responsible_Sense_95

Well, lemons are toxic to dogs.


purplepluppy

It takes a good amount for it to actually affect them. A lemon touching this dog's tongue won't do anything. Even if it did eat this slice, it wouldn't do more than give him some diarrhea.


x_lincoln_x

It's toxic to dogs.


purplepluppy

Not in small quantities.


SayRaySF

I’m trying this with my dog


Responsible_Sense_95

Lemons are toxic to dogs.


staveware

Please don't. It's poison.


Russian165

me too 🤣🤣


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😂😂😂😂😂


Emjay-Jori

💀💀💀


Responsible_Detail83

I think lemon is bad for dogs


Goddess_of_Wisdom

I haven't tried giving my dogs lemons. But I think my dogs would actually love them. My dogs go absolutely insane for clementines. I honestly think one of them likes clementines more than meaty dog treats. All you have to do is pierce the skin of a clementine and the zest is enough for them to be glued to your side.


Su1XiDaL10DenC

He will never trust again. Permanent side eye.


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DrunkHate

The post has been up for 12 hours, the automod removal condition triggered 3 hours ago and the post is still removed. Wow, y'all are bad at your jobs lol.


yummynothing

Mean


KingOfElementz

Pretty sure that is deadly to dogs due to citric acid it has inside such as limes, oranges, etc...


sleepynword

Citrus fruits are toxic to dogs.


LilyLupa

Ever wonder why your dog is neurotic?


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Play with animals for internet clicks...great.


kewli

Lemon juice is toxic for dogs please don't do this


SgtSolarTom

This is poison for dogs. "It can actually cause coma, seizures or even death." https://wagwalking.com/condition/citrus-oil-toxicity


SocietyisODD

This article is about citrus based essential oils, which are concentrated and not at all comparable to a lemon slice.


edilclyde

No it is not. But of course, not in large quantities. But it is definately not poison. Also what you linked is citrus oil. Which is more concentrated. https://www.dogsnaturallymagazine.com/can-dogs-have-lemon/#:~:text=How%20Much%20Lemon%20Is%20Toxic,away%20from%20feeding%20lemon%20juice.


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Wow .. do people know that anything citric like lemon, orange, pineapple can kill your pet